Douchebag Reviews

I thought that the Founder was the final word on reviews, NOT you jerikson40!

Okay, Alucard, I get it. You don't like me, so you'll spend the rest of your life tossing pot shots at me from the sidelines.

Give it a rest, 'K?

Alucard has turned into another Dougster.

You actually, finally figured it out. WONDERFUL.

LOL

No jester214, I just like poking at people like you & jerikson40. Helps with your egos. LMFAO

Actually, I think Alucard is a good guy. He gives some good reviews, with a lot of good information. And yeah, like us all he throws in a few douchebag comments in his reviews, but over all he's doing a service. So I respect that.

So I don't dislike him at all. In fact, I'm kinda fond of the guy. Like a little puppy nipping at my heels.

Alucard hangs in Detroit. We tell it straight.

But he doesn't tell it straight? He asserts his own tired stance and has recently descended to the pathetic insult and unnecessary/irrelevant posts that used to be reserved for the Duglies of TUSCL.

I don't like the way alucard puts LMAO at the end of each of his posts. Does he really sit there in front of his monitor and laugh his ass off because he is so impressed and amused with what he wrote or does he just want others to think he is? Either way, he is a true retard.

You're right about the reviews. But eliminating the douchebags would eliminate 90% of the reviews.

That was a funny list.

Especially the last one. That annoys me too.

People want to say something about clubs they visit, either good or bad. Not everyone is a skilled reviewer.

So I try to get what information I can from each review and try to give people as much leeway as possible.

Shill reviews are another problem.

These are great reviews

What are your posts all about these days, jestie-girl? Just whining because you don't like what others have to say, can't control it, and think we exist here the maximize your enjoyment of things? And the 1 in 20 posts you will thrown in the brilliant insight insight like "people who burn embassies" cannot be reasoned with.

You are just going to have to get used to fact that you cannot control what people on the Internet say, and they will do it for their own reasons, not because they think first "now how should I write my post to make jestie the happiest do he doesn't start PMS'ing again".

Again, show what you do beyond whine about how you don't like stuff others post and take your lame potshots at them.. (If your passive-aggrssive brain is too dumb to figure out how to use "ignore" start a thread and I'm sure others will be more than happy to help you out.) u
Until then continue your endless whining, it's what you best (actually your only thing), we would expect nothing less, or even nothing else from you.

I like pole work, stage shows, bartenders liberal with the doubles, and an attentive staff that kisses your ass but knows when not to intrude. If you just want a hooker, why are you going to a strip club?

Dugly bitching about the repetitive content of someones posting? Take a minute, consider the word 'hypocrisy' and then reflect.

If I have to put up with your idiotic banter and college level analysis, instead of discussing strip clubs, at least you give me a laugh while you do it.

Douchebag thread...

Uh oh...guess I touched a nerve in some guys...

And I guess around here when you criticize it makes some guys all cranky, like they haven't had their nap.

Um, guys, y'know it might be better for your health and stuff if you try this:

Learn to laugh at yourself, and not take everything so, y'know, serious. I freely admit I've made douchebag comments in reviews before. No big deal. See, I didn't explode by admitting I'm human.

Try it. See if you explode.

Yes, that's about the only mystery with you, jestie-girl. (Only mystery since you are textbook passive-aggresive personality disorder.) Why do you call yourself a "jester"? Aren't jesters supposed to be funny? But you're the second most humorless guy on this board after omega22 who admits to being clinically depressed? It's like you got a permanent mad-on because it gives you a hard-on, so you put out your cornflakes bowl every morning and point to it for any random person to piss in so you can maintain that mad-on/hard-on all day... Might wanna try lightening up one day. Go out and get laid (without paying (if you can)), maybe that will take some of the bleakness out of your life. (Doubt it, though!)

You might want to look at jerikson as an example, jesti-girl. He seems as cynical as you about everything, but at least he is fuckin' funny-as-shit, so it's all good. You, by contrast, are just a black-hole of suckage.

If "went with my wife" is a douchebag (aka, useless, gloss over) comment, wouldn't "went with husband/bf" fall into the same category ? Guessing 90% plus reviewers/posters are solo visitors to clubs, so most could care less about couples pov. I'm laughing without exploding, if you know what I mean...........

Dugly got his 'textbook' out again. It's Friday class is over, go out with the other freshmen and find a keg and some girls.

"I paid her a Franklin/Benjamin": Agreed, its stupid - but that's how some people talk. Mostly stupid people, but as we all know stupid people go to strip clubs and write/read reviews too.


"If you know what I mean/catch my drift": Agreed, kinda see below about google though.

"Chairs are uncomfortable": I do. I also care if they are obviously nasty.


"Staff was wonderful/personable, so tip them well": I also care about the non stripper staff - being told to tip is just fucking stupid/obvious though.



"The 'pours' are great": Agreed.

"Great pole work": I don't care, but others do.

"Her name is Cr***al or G*ina": You said it, anyone reading it knows what it means - the poster may be trying to keep the review out of a Google search for "<dancer name> <club name> <sex act>"

"The club was attractive/unpretentious/nice decor": Again, I do.

"Went with my wife": Useless for you maybe, but what about the guys thinking of bringing their wives?

"Didn't partake": This is why I really responded. I don't go to clubs for extras. I've "partaken" enough to have a strong sense of the legitimacy of the offer. I recognize a lot of folks go for this reason and look at reviews to identify potential. If I'm at a club and am greater than 95% certain those services were available, I'm inclined to indicate that in the review with the disclaimer that I didn't do it - so the reader knows its not 100%. Similarly, if I get the impression nothings available I'll make that known too.

Lets take an example, I go to Club A and get 20 offers - 18 of them give me the impression they are legit. I accept zero and make no mention of that in my review. If you're looking for extra, wouldn't you want to know its probably available? Similarly, if I go to Club B and see camera's in every room, a 3 man team watching the cameras and a 6 minute security rotation through all the "private" area's - wouldn't you want to know extra's probably aren't available there? I didn't partake or try to partake, but putting that into the review means patrons can make an "informed" decision, even if the information is only in the 90% certainty range.

Yeah, the "didn't partake" thing is more of a personal beef I have. Many of us go for some sort of mileage or extras.

But if you don't, why do you go to a club? Well, to watch pretty girls, I suppose. So what's there to review? Not a lot, IMO. The review comes down to "Yeah, the girls are hot/not hot, and the club is decent". And that's about it. Which is fine, but do we really need a review for that? Especially when 20 different guys will give 25 different views on whether the girls are hot, and none will agree.

Now, if you say "every time I go there a dancer reaches inside my shorts", then BAM !!! that says it all. Cameras, security, etc., all become non-issues, and if you're looking for some sort of action, you know right away. Hints about stuff like this are useless. Because there's a very wide variation in dancer and club attitudes about mileage. As we all know, lap dancers can either try to get you off, or not try. And that is a HUGE difference in your experience. And you'll never know about any of that if the reviewer just says "I went in, the girls were pretty, but I didn't partake".

But anyway, yeah, if you're not there for dances or extras or anything like that, and just want to go to a club for a drink and watch pretty girls, then "didn't partake" is, I suppose, a useful comment.

I'm a sucker for clubs with get decor. I know I am neither rich nor a stud, but a club with good decor can make me temporary suspending disbelief especially if there is a beautiful bouncing around on my lap. The Vegas effect.