A group of friends are in a strip club each enjoyibg it in their own way.
Which one is Dougster?
A. the one at the tip rail throwing $10,000 in monopoly money. B. the one playing with himself in the corner muttering "they're all whores". C. the one under a table sucking cock. D. all of the above. E. none of the above, Dougster doesn't have a group of friends.


F. The guy whose trades are 10x the size of tittylad's.
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