Vikings hire strip club owner

hard10
The Vikings have hired a strip club owner to advise their rookies. The title of the article is:
"Vikings warned: I am a scumbag (strip)club owner who will use and abuse you."
Personally, I'm shocked, SHOCKED, to find out there's a booze and sex trade going on in strip clubs.
GoVikings: your team is pushing the envelope here.
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I'm shocked
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