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What's the minimum age to post a review?

59

Pennsylvania

Recent review by "cems" of the Playhouse Lounge:

"OOO my baby Talita was in the Playhouse!!! She is the besty best of them all but Rubys a close second. Talita said she loves me!! I said if she loves me she needs to bring some of Rubys magic motion lotion she said yes!! She waited for me I ran as fast as I could back to her special room she loves. Talita was grrrreaaat she is 1000000% the best of the bunch with her soft fingers. She kisssed all over me my lips all over. I played with her sexy ass I pokeyed alll around. Talita had my happy face in no time!!! I gave her some reaal good cha ching for a terrrrific happy lappy time with my baby!!! Playhouse the best dancers alll over the entire planet. My Talita or Ruby never blow or suck but I see people say the USA heffers oink oink do it. I like Talita mouth on my lips not on your poker. The DJ was saying Sunday Sunday Sundays 6 - 12 advertisements they are open this web said to Sat."

All of this seemingly 12 year old's reviews are of this club and similar in style. My initial thought was that these might have been written by Talita but he often mentions Ruby as his backup girl.

Guess the guy is trying to be humorous. Spare us, please.