When in DC...

A Detroit strip club vet checks out the DC strip club scene:

https://www.tuscl.net/rev.php?M=C&RID=15…

We took our lunch break from work the other day and decided to check out Archibald's. I'm new to DC and have heard of the ridiculous rules that are applied to the establishments in the city. Coming from a place like Detroit where there is so much available to club hounds I have avoided the DC circuit because I was afraid of being disappointed. I always figured that these were just exaggeration or that there must be a way around these restrictions.

I am sad to report that I found neither of these things. Like I've been told about DC clubs, there are no lap dances ore even really table dances. The ladies occupied the two stages that the club had. We the attendees, approached the ladies and offered our tips. Of course there is no touching or really even interaction. Its mostly like watching a girl on your computer but she is right in front of you and you really can't even enjoy it...

The drinks weren't overly expensive, within the normal DC range...We got charged 24 dollars for 2 Cokes, which I assumed mean they actually charged for refills...As I said coming from Detroit/Windsor this was the worst place to check out. If DC strip clubs were all I knew, then I probably wouldn't have a problem heading back to Archibald's at some point.