Strangest Dancewear

sinclair
Strip Club Nation
What are the strangest outfits/costumes you have seen dancers wear on stage?

For me two stick out:

1. Saw a stripper at Mons Venus who wore a pair of jeans, unbuttoned and half-unzippered so they'd sag down, and no top. She'd just take the jeans off and be nude on stage.

2. Saw a stripper that wore Skechers Shape-Ups instead of stilettos. She'd strip and be naked wearing just the Shape-Ups. It was creepy because I've only known fat people to wear Skechers Shape-Ups.

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motorhead
13 years ago
I've seen dancers at a couple of different clubs wear wings - like butterfly wings. Totally un-sexy. I hate gimmicks like that.

The Mons Venus must be lenient as far as dress codes go. I've seen the jeans thing and plain white tennis shoes. I find that kind of hot.

steve229
13 years ago

An old fav liked to wear a pink ballerina's tutu skirt
farmerart
13 years ago
Once at the Rig Pig in Nisku I saw a girl on stage in hard hat, safety boots, and blue and yellow safety overalls. She was attempting to play to her audience; there were probably 20 guys in the club in similar attire.

Poor girl didn't realize that her costume was exactly what guys come into that club to forget.
DandyDan
13 years ago
I saw a girl who stripped all the way out of a football uniform once, including the helmet, although she didn't wear pads. Maybe she was the kicker. Also seen girls in baseball, basketball and soccer uniforms as well.

In the old days of my favorite club, they used to have girls who stripped out of regular clothes and would walk around naked except for tennis shoes. It wasn't a regular thing, but I always thought it was sexy. The current owner got rid of that, unfortunately.
MADDOG_ROMEO
13 years ago
This wasn't strange, but bears meantioning anyway...

This past Saturday Night, arguably the hottest dancer on the shift comes out wearing a halter top with no bra and cutoff jeans....The cut off jeans were the shortest I've ever seen, consisting of a belt and maybe 2 inches of jeans.....FUCKIN HOTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bang69
13 years ago
I've seen al kinds of costumes from a sluty cop to a nun in a strip joint
shadowcat
13 years ago
Christal's Costume Choices:
Sexy Cop
School Girl
Naughty Nurse
French Maid
Cowgirl
Naughty Teacher
Dominatrix
Belly Dancer
Burlesque Queen
Los Vegas Show Girl
Sexy CEO – Bad Girl
Indian/Pocahontas
Biker Chick
Bad Girl Beauty Queen
Gothic Punk Rocker
Sailor
Little Bo Peep Gone Bad
Pirate
Waitress
Crazy Sexy Hair Stylist
Daddy’s Little Girl
Jungle Girl
Vampire
Customized Costume
That You Dream UP (Additional charge depending on how elaborate)

Unfortunately, according to her daughter, Christal has pretty much hung up her stripper shoes.
Clubber
13 years ago
sc,

I am sad I missed her (Christal) during my Atlanta visit. I did enjoy talking with her, however.
10inches
13 years ago
any thing is okay EXCEPT the little school girl uniform. gives me the creeps!
silkypants
13 years ago
Small world Sinclair. I remember the Sketchers Shape-Ups from Mons Venus. Lots of competition at Mons Venus.

I remember a girl wearing black wings and the other girls making fun of her and telling her she wasn't an angel. She wasn't an angel but she wasn't as much fun as the black wings would have suggested. Maybe OTC?
SuperDude
13 years ago
Nazi SS. Not entertaining at all.
MADDOG_ROMEO
13 years ago
SC, I never met her....but I luv Christal
Clubber
13 years ago
MAD,

I never met her either, but I did get to hear a heavenly voice.
shadowcat
13 years ago
Whoever coined MILF, had Cristal in mind. :)
MADDOG_ROMEO
13 years ago
SC and Clubba, if Christal ever re-emerges - let me know....For her, I'm prepared to jump on a plane at a moment's notice....
Clubber
13 years ago
sc,

Excellent point! You are a lucky fellow to have known her.
MADDOG_ROMEO
13 years ago
Clubba, not that we needed reminding - but, further proof that Shadowcat=Master....
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