Feature entertainer acts that really sucked

I've seen several I thought were pretty good. Then the ones that really suck that you would like to forget about.

One that I thought was really good was one of the tallest strippers in the world I believe. She was blonde and in excellent shape. She came out in a cave girl like outfit and carried a large very real looking sword and she seemed to know how to swing it. Then, there were some timed fireworks explosions to really light things up. Perhaps a very tall and nice looking stripper swinging a large sword around on the stage was something that is hard to forget.

Have never seen one that was any good. I avoid them as much as possible. Easy to do when you are a dayshift guy.

If the feature entertainer act really stinks, the restroom and the lap dance room will be packed. I found this to be true this past weekend. Ever seen a fat midget? At least she didn't weigh 400 lbs, lol. I really don't know where some acts go to make their money.

eggg - ZACK - ly.

I have read on TUSCL about some "porn stars" who travel to do feature dances and basically offer extras service in the private rooms at an extremely high price. I don't think I could countenance $1000.oo for a rushed three-song semi-clothed semi-private hokey-pokey no matter how famous she was.

eggg - ZACK - ly.

I have read on TUSCL about some "porn stars" who travel to do feature dances and basically offer extras service in the private rooms at an extremely high price. I don't think I could countenance $1000.oo for a rushed three-song semi-clothed semi-private hokey-pokey no matter how famous she was.

Such feature acts present a good oppurtunity for LD with fave dancer in private area.

For me, generally features are a waste of time. They tend to put their effort into "stage shows" rather than into "sexiness." I'm at a strip club to LOOK AND TOUCH, not merely to look but NOT touch. In addition, features tend to have huge excessive bolt-on unnatural-looking hooters, which I also don't like. In general, I want a girl to go up there and sway around relatively slowly, in a sultry slinky sexy way; I don't want Broadway kick-line style moves, or excess energy, or lots of jumps and splits, or "amazing" pole tricks. I want her to move in a way that shows me what she will move like during sexual activity or, failing that, during lap dancing activity. Features' performances just suggest to me that their flaming batons might catch my shorts on fire.

I'll add some more. Any time a feature decides to rip your shirt apart or she decides it would be fun to splash the crowd with some strange liquid.