So I've had some time off and have been traveling and enjoying the land,food and wemon....and I've been thanking on Escorts. Massage parlors and Strip clubs...so this was some pros and cons from my little brain :
ESCORTS PROS
#1 garunteed sex
#2 take your time (if its the right girl)
#3 all the privacy you can dream of
ESCORTS CONS
#1 $200 on avg for 60min (not including tip)
#2 can get very expensive if you need the girl for more than sex(convo, cuddling, s.o. stuff)
#3 can't realy shop for your girl ! So at $200 a pop it adds up fast trying to find the one
#4 very high chances of getting busted by the 50(cops)
#5 can be hard to find girls
#6 may have to give up very personal information
#7 high chances of getting scammed or worse
MASSAGE PARLORS PROS
#1 you can get naked :b
#2$60 for 60min ($1 a 1min great doller value that's like $3.50 lappers !)
#3 if you need some what I call s.o. time its very afforable at $60 an hour to get 3 or 4 hours in
#4most place their is a selection that you can choice from girls
#5 they have showers and saunas(not all but some)
#6 Asians (need I realy say any more....realy !!!)
#7 you get to travel and get to enjoy the thrill of the hunt
#8 low chance of getting scammed
MASSAGE PARLORS CONS
#1 not always gurantee sex
#2 has a higher chance of being raided
#3 once raided you probly have a higher shot of getting in shit
STRIPCLUBS PROS
#1 has more options than all the others !
#2 can see naked women for the cost of entry ($5,10,15,20)
#3 if you need a women for more than just sex you can spend all day in a club cuddling,talking,drinking and so on for very little money to almost nothin !
#4 sex with the ladies can be had from $60 to $250 total very affordable for iny size budget :b
#5 get to travel and enjoy the hunt
#6 very low chance of being raided
#7 if the club is raided just becuz your their does not mean your in shit ! (Unless you pants r down and your dancer is choking on your chub !)
#8 very easy to find girls and shop before you buy
#9 you get a chance to hit it off with a girl before buying dances and or extras
#10 low chance of being scammed
#11 its the greatest show on earth with the right girl that knows how to work that pole !
#12 if your broke you can still get a girl to rub all over you for just a $1
STRIPCLUBS CONS
#1 not always garunteed sex
Well that was some of my quick thoughts on the hobby ! I manly use strip clubs but as you can see I freguent massage parlors as well but escorts I've done but don't like...
Feel free to add or subtract from the list ! It should be fun seeing your views on this hobby !
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last commentI spent a LARGE amount of time & $$$ at AMPs in the yrs before I started Clubbing. I've always found Asian women to be Highly attractive! I always received the FULL menu.
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Dracula I have an ATF AMP near my home in Arden NC and that place makes me all kinds of happy ! I realy like the broken english 2 :p
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Being honest Dracula I start out my clubbing at an AMP then if I feel frisky still I will go back just to touch up on the night ! The one near my house almost is open 24/7 lol !
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Damm Juice,
You are making a career out of this!!!
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papi I'm trying son ! Lol ! Like I say in my profile this is all I do :p
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I like the Pros
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great summery
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More Cons: crazy girls sometimes work in strip clubs or visit , some won't leave you alone and some of those are really crazy when they say they don't care about money
More Pros: Free everything if you like the crazy girl you meet
Cons: Crazy girl acts like she is your girlfriend and eventually acts like a Drama queen when she doesn't get her way.
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Jaws is this a girl from pp in greenville ? Cuz this girl that I know once I had 2 realy good visits with her she now want stop texting me and every time I'm in the club on days she want leave me the fuck alone ! Now I'm not going to complain about the free hand fluffer I get from her at the table but damn I do want to see other girls their !
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not bad.. not bad at all
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juice you for got all the psyco's
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Sorry bang I fuck and marry the psychos
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No one is texting me. I don't have a cell phone. lol.
and no, she doesn't work in Greenville. I did meet a dancer at another club whom I hadn't met up with for at least 2 years ago. She wants to hook up like it was yesterday. She is crazy. She claims she remembers me back when I was clubbing in NC a long time ago.
One dancer did say if I bought a phone she could call me and make sure I was staying awake when I drove home. That was months ago and I never bought a phone. I almost did one day but the store was out of stock and then I read bad reviews about customer service with that service provider.
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I want a certain number of minutes, unlimited data and unlimited text for $30 a month or less and reliable service everywhere I go without phone problems. Maybe someone offers that, I don't know. Right now I'm kind of glad I don't have a phone or I'd probaby be getting a number of calls. I just hit the delete key on my landline phone.
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Make that unlimited data and text and maybe 60 minutes a month for $20 a month or less and reliable service and I might sign up for that plan.
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I'm not too much into talking a whole lot.
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or I need to figure out how to make phone calls on my ipad, lol
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Jaws.....its called virgin moble....unlimeted text and data with 300talk for $25 a month
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I read their service was unreliable. Is it still that way or is the service decent? Anyway no need to worry about hooking up with the crazy girl. I saw her again and she said she found somebody else. I actually got bored at the club she was working. Probably had something to do with the club being crowded and me sitting right next to two female customers who were actually friendly and not drunk. I was left alone most of the night with the packed crowd and two girls sitting right next to me. Well except for one dancer who talked me into buying the girls a table dance.
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Jaws its what I'm using right now lol !....texting and phone calls r great.....serfing the web is fine....the only real problem is streaming on like youtube and shit its hit and miss other than that I'm very happy wih it and 4 othr friends of mine would agree with it also 2 alines and. 6 strippers !
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