looking for a brand, preferably a cheap one, of pants that has a plastic zipper. also zipper should be pretty long. reason: mr happy wants a big window to go through and make make contact w/ beautiful stripper big ass w/o getting into any kind of obstruction from the zipper.
plastic is essential. one time had a pair of pants w/metal zipper and when happy was out to experience ass five minutes or so later it was really irritated and pretty badly scratched up. had to stop for about 10 days to recover from the damage.


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try velcro
^^^^^^
"I say yeah yeah. There ain't never a catch, all you got to do is snatch, do the velcro fly"
Pull down your pants and you don't have a zipper problem
It's posts like this that make me wonder about the other guys in the club.
Wear pajamas.
"It's posts like this that make me wonder about the other guys in the club."
It's posts like the OP's that make me have a strict dress code when it comes to pants. Too many creeps trying to do too many creepy things.
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