As a rule

In general? For the commonly accepted western definition of "date"? Yeah. Doesn't mean they don't go out with them, though.

Strippers don't date customers but they do fuck customers.

Amen.

In many ways, yes, jackslash.

and as a rule I don't fuck fat girls

I don't think you can make that wide-sweeping of a generalization. Some do, some don't. Depends a lot on what you mean by date. I've had "real" dates where her primary interest was my present and future earnings potential. Compare that to a stripper's interest in how much money she can make off of you.

jackanonymous 06/08/11 4:28 PM
I don't think you can make that wide-sweeping of a generalization.

^^
true, but tuscl is filled with generalizations from members so what's one more?

Dated:
6 months = 2
5+ years = 1

A good dancer won't say "no" outright because like any good service provider she wants your business and if that means stringing you along so she can indulge your hopes and fantasies while she gets paid for her time then that's just good business.

Anyway I thought the whole point of going to these clubs was to find girls who weren't looking for any kind of commitment beyond what was in your wallet.

Rules are meant to be broken ;)

I have seriously dated only one customer. He was a year older than me. We were together a year and a half. He is still my closest friend.

Did I mention I have a rule

The only dating of a stripper is two years when the stripping is done. (Of course, then she isn't a stripper anymore... so hmmmmm)

gatorfan

06/09/11 7:14 PM
Did I mention I have a rule

yup, you mentioned it about 24 hours ago