I'm a Las Vegas local and 19 never found the time and cash to hit one up before but a buddy and me want to go to one. Any tips, good clubs to go to, how to not look like total noobs?
It really depends on the club and girl but I think most clubs in Vegas you can atleast touch some boobs, and in my experience asses are always OK to play with. but once again.. depends on the club, my advice is to go to this link http://www.tuscl.net/c.php?CID=122 and read reviews and you'll more than likely get a feel of how the club is, the prices and what 'mileage' (how far you can go with a girl) is expected there
Just check out the reviews HERE on TUSCL. It seems like Spearmint Rhino is one of the favorites on here from what I've read. I just had some friends come back from Vegas and that was the first place they talked about. Welcome to the world of strip clubs...
A quick question. How did you find out about TUSCL? I wouldn't think a real "noob" wouldn't have any idea about this board, but then one never knows. Would be interesting to know how you found it?
I understand that, of course. But I was wondering of the thinking behind it. As I recall, some 40+ years ago, my only thoughts going to a club for the first times involved tits!
The contemporary euphemism for a strip club is a "gentlemen's club." Conduct yourself like a gentleman and you will do well your first time. Treat the ladies as if you would treat any other lady you meet outside of a gentlemen's club. Whichever club you go to, I would suggest you spend only a little money. At your age you probably don't have much money to devote to this anyway. I suggest you only buy a couple of individual dances, and spend no more than $20., each, for them. Don't go for a champagne room or a VIP room you first time. In Las Vegas, Cheetah's would be a good club to go to for your first. A lot of locals go there. In many of the other clubs, you'll find girls trying to upsell, and otherwise take advantage of you (thinking your from out of town).
I forgot one thing: I just noticed you said you were age 19. If you're under 21, you won't be admitted to the alchol-serving clubs. The last I tallied Las Vegas strip clubs (just the real SC's, not some of the fringe-type adult entertainment venues that are listed on TUSCL's directory), there were about 30 clubs. Only about 10 of those are juice bars. These are the ones you'll be limited to due to your age.
Juice bars usually have one very annoying practice: Maybe used read the term, "Buy the lady a drink?" The juice bars are notorious for requiring the dancers to get customers to buy them drinks throughout their shift. It's actually part of their "house fee" to work there. If they don't meet their quota of drinks, the dancers have to buy them, themselves. So, waitresses try to help the dancers get their quotas. For your first time, if you encounter this practice, just politely decline the invitation. You'll enjoy the money spent better, if it's on dances, not drinks for the dancers.
Go to Little Darlings. Your local id gets you in for free, just have to pay the drink fee (10 bucks). Read the reviews, check out their site for info and possible coupons. Wear loose fitting pants for lap dance purposes. And since you're a local, don't be surprised to see some former classmates getting naked! Have fun.
Don't splurge on any of the private rooms that have ridiculous prices - $500+ per hour - avoid that whole scene, as generally there's nothing too special going on in there.
Go to a place that has good mileage on regular LDs, which are generally not more than around $20-25 each.
Never use a credit card, or in-club ATMs. Bring the amount of cash you want to spend, and you'll be just fine overall.
19 comments
A quick question. How did you find out about TUSCL? I wouldn't think a real "noob" wouldn't have any idea about this board, but then one never knows. Would be interesting to know how you found it?
a simple search of "strip club review, strip club forum, strip club list. etc etc" will bring you here
Juice bars usually have one very annoying practice: Maybe used read the term, "Buy the lady a drink?" The juice bars are notorious for requiring the dancers to get customers to buy them drinks throughout their shift. It's actually part of their "house fee" to work there. If they don't meet their quota of drinks, the dancers have to buy them, themselves. So, waitresses try to help the dancers get their quotas. For your first time, if you encounter this practice, just politely decline the invitation. You'll enjoy the money spent better, if it's on dances, not drinks for the dancers.
Go to a place that has good mileage on regular LDs, which are generally not more than around $20-25 each.
Never use a credit card, or in-club ATMs. Bring the amount of cash you want to spend, and you'll be just fine overall.