"Assicons"

CTQWERTY
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<p style="text-align: center; background: rgb(255,204,102)" align="center"><b><font color="#000000" size="5" face="Papyrus"><span style="font-family: Papyrus; background: rgb(255,177,100); color: black; font-size: 20pt; font-weight: bold">We all know those cute little computer symbols called 'emoti</span></font></b><b><font size="5" face="Papyrus"><span style="font-family: Papyrus; background: rgb(255,177,100); font-size: 20pt; font-weight: bold">c<font color="#000000"><span style="color: black">ons,' where:&nbsp;<br />
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:) means a smile and&nbsp;<br />
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:( is a frown..&nbsp;<br />
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Sometimes these are represented by&nbsp;<br />
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:-)&nbsp;<br />
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:-(&nbsp;<br />
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Well, how about some 'ASSICONS?'&nbsp;<br />
Here goes:&nbsp;<br />
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(_!_) a regular ass&nbsp;<br />
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(__!__) a fat ass&nbsp;<br />
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(!) a tight ass&nbsp;<br />
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(_*_) an ass&nbsp; hole&nbsp;<br />
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{_!_} a swishy ass&nbsp;<br />
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(_o_) an ass that's been around</span></font></span></font></b></p>
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<p style="text-align: center; background: rgb(255,204,102)" align="center"><b><font color="#0000ff" size="5" face="Papyrus"><span style="font-family: Papyrus; background: rgb(255,177,100); color: blue; font-size: 20pt; font-weight: bold"><br />
</span></font></b><b><font color="#ff0000" size="5" face="Papyrus"><span style="font-family: Papyrus; background: rgb(255,177,100); color: red; font-size: 20pt; font-weight: bold">(_x_)</span></font></b><b><font color="#000000" size="5" face="Papyrus"><span style="font-family: Papyrus; background: rgb(255,177,100); color: black; font-size: 20pt; font-weight: bold">&nbsp;kiss my ass&nbsp;<br />
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(_X_) leave my ass alone&nbsp;<br />
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(_zzz_) a tired ass&nbsp;<br />
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(_E=mc2_) a smart ass&nbsp;<br />
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(_$_) Money coming out of his ass&nbsp;<br />
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(_?_) Dumb Ass</span></font></b><b><font color="#000000" size="5" face="Papyrus"><span style="font-family: Papyrus; color: black; font-size: 20pt; font-weight: bold">&nbsp;</span></font></b></p>

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bigdude012
15 years ago
lol thats pretty good
samsung1
15 years ago
&nbsp;lol good ones
CTQWERTY
15 years ago
I was surprised it took.&nbsp; Received that in e-mail the other day.&nbsp;&nbsp; Trying to get the &quot;Beware fake ATMs&quot; public service announcement again an post it here.&nbsp;&nbsp; But it was on the old PC which died....
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