You are better off sneaking off to Tampa (Mons Venus), Cocoa Beach, or Cape Canaveral (Lido Cabaret).
Orlando does have some nice eye candy and I enjoyed eating at their Hooter's in Bueno Vista. It is the top ranked Hooter's in terms of sales in 2008.
I read in a recent issue of Time Magazine that Obama wants to build high speed train networks and one of the first sites they are going to test it with is the Orlando-Tampa train route. Should make it easier for those married men to sneak off to Tampa while taking their family to Disney in Orlando lol
I used to live in Orlando. All the clubs in o-town are strictly pasty clubs (waste of money imo). I havent been to any of the clubs in Tampa but I've heard good things.
I suggest you take a trip down to cocoa beach. I don't recommend Lidos though. i went there once and was not too impressed. if you drive a couple blocks south of lido's i recommend you stop at cheaters. the girls at cheaters are much better and so is the mileage.
Head down a little farther down the road to the Inner Room in Cocoa Beach, too. Dances are done on common bench seating, but in the afternoon, when it is quieter, one can have a very hands on experience.
heck even the chicks out on Cocoa Beach are hotter and show more skin than the strippers in Orlando. The water parks in Orlando probably have hotter women in them too. When I was in Cocoa Beach I remember shopping at the 24/7 Ron Jon Surf Shop and there is a porn store down the street. Damn wish I had checked tuscl while I was down there lol
Yeah tell me about it..all the topless clubs in Columbus, OH are required to have pasties now. This has been in effect for over 1 year now and it sucks.
Last time I was in Orlando for a conference, I rented a car just for a day. It wasn't too expensive, and I picked it up right at my hotel. Not too long a drive to Tampa. Made a pilgrimage to Mons Venus. Back home by midnight, turned in the car, slept like a baby.
Is it a family vacation? It won't change the answer (no, like everyone else said) but Tampa is an hour down the road one way and the clubs aren't that close to each other except for Mons and 2001.
I lived in Orlando for 7 years and the strip clubs are plenty of air dances. Take a 45 minute drive east to The Inner Room in south Cocoa Beach. Plenty of contact and only $10 a dance.
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last commentYou are better off sneaking off to Tampa (Mons Venus), Cocoa Beach, or Cape Canaveral (Lido Cabaret).
Orlando does have some nice eye candy and I enjoyed eating at their Hooter's in Bueno Vista. It is the top ranked Hooter's in terms of sales in 2008.
I read in a recent issue of Time Magazine that Obama wants to build high speed train networks and one of the first sites they are going to test it with is the Orlando-Tampa train route. Should make it easier for those married men to sneak off to Tampa while taking their family to Disney in Orlando lol
I used to live in Orlando. All the clubs in o-town are strictly pasty clubs (waste of money imo). I havent been to any of the clubs in Tampa but I've heard good things.
I suggest you take a trip down to cocoa beach. I don't recommend Lidos though. i went there once and was not too impressed. if you drive a couple blocks south of lido's i recommend you stop at cheaters. the girls at cheaters are much better and so is the mileage.
Head down a little farther down the road to the Inner Room in Cocoa Beach, too. Dances are done on common bench seating, but in the afternoon, when it is quieter, one can have a very hands on experience.
Orlando sucks. Drive across to Tampa.
In a single word, NO!
Any of the Cocoa Beach area clubs are superior to any Orlando club. My favorite is the Inner Room.
heck even the chicks out on Cocoa Beach are hotter and show more skin than the strippers in Orlando. The water parks in Orlando probably have hotter women in them too. When I was in Cocoa Beach I remember shopping at the 24/7 Ron Jon Surf Shop and there is a porn store down the street. Damn wish I had checked tuscl while I was down there lol
What the hell is the purpose of a pasty club? What a waste of time, I presume.
Yeah tell me about it..all the topless clubs in Columbus, OH are required to have pasties now. This has been in effect for over 1 year now and it sucks.
Last time I was in Orlando for a conference, I rented a car just for a day. It wasn't too expensive, and I picked it up right at my hotel. Not too long a drive to Tampa. Made a pilgrimage to Mons Venus. Back home by midnight, turned in the car, slept like a baby.
Cocoa Beach is a lot closer to Orlando than Tampa, and pretty much a straight shot on the toll road (528).
Orlando, no. Try Cocoa or Ft Lauderdale
Is it a family vacation? It won't change the answer (no, like everyone else said) but Tampa is an hour down the road one way and the clubs aren't that close to each other except for Mons and 2001.
I lived in Orlando for 7 years and the strip clubs are plenty of air dances. Take a 45 minute drive east to The Inner Room in south Cocoa Beach. Plenty of contact and only $10 a dance.