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Rude Surprise

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steve229
Super cute young dancer, petite, athletic body, fun to talk to. We're in the back and she settles into a good grind - Steve likey likey! Run my hands up the silky smooth skin of her back and feel … a large scabbed over area - Steve no likey! (There may have been a perfectly innocent explanation, but I was in no mood to stick around and find out.)

What kind of rude surprises have you had?

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samsung1
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15 years ago
One dancer took off her top and her entire back was covered in tattoos.

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Dudester
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15 years ago
Stunning young brunette with a great personality takes off her top and she has granny titties-hanging, deflated, with nipples pointing at the floor (she wasn't a mother).
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how
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15 years ago
The ol' haven't-properly-cleaned-up-after-her-last-call-of-nature odor... ewwww
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CTQWERTY
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15 years ago
Oh, this thread could really degenerate...
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minnow
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15 years ago
Didn't happen to me, but a coworker went into a peep show, saw a dancer who he thought had not that big tits, but a fairly decent ass. Seconds later, found out "she" had a dick. Needless to say, he never made a repeat visit to the place.
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vincemichaels
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15 years ago
So true, CT, look at minnow's post below. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW!! I guess I am lucky, offhand I can't think of anything truely nasty other than some of the hogs I've seen in the low end clubs.
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Shekitout
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15 years ago
The scab could have beeb from a tattoo job.
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licklick
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15 years ago
Girl dancing on stage spreads her legs for me and right in the middle of her all-white thong is a red splotch. EWWWW
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steve229
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15 years ago
Shekitout - that thought did occur to me afterward. If I see her again I'll try and discretely check out her back (from a safe distance).
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dudeanonymous
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15 years ago
Dancer in a nude club makes her way across the stage to where I'm sitting at the tip rail. She crouches and spreads and I see...shards of toilet paper all over her labia.
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Ironcat
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15 years ago
Saw a dancer on stage that looked good but when I went back for the LD noticed her skin was dry like alligator skin and her breath smelled like puke. Needless to say I stopped at one dance.
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CTQWERTY
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15 years ago
Vince, I knew something like THAT was coming.
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vincemichaels
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15 years ago
Yea, CT, it was due, I like the clubs, Bogarts, HenriVIII, but most of the time at Henry's when I've been in, it is the norm, one has to wait for the one gem, that started there recently and is learning the ropes, so to speak.
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stripclubspy
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15 years ago
Clean up on aisle two!!!
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bornloser
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15 years ago
A stripper was on stage and spread her legs and you could see the white cum in it. I talked to her later and she said the manager let her "shower" in his private office-and it looked like he nutted big time in her snatch.
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