Note to myself or others: Avoid drunk female customers in strip clubs

3/15/2010 5:22:17 AM

Maybe I should say demon bitch in disguise as a female customer. I was minding my own business sitting in a chair watching a dancer on stage. This one girl asks to borrow a chair at my table. I say ok. I thought that was it. She rolls her chair back and asks if I'm a perv. I say no.

Later on I start thinking she must have been dragged into the club by her other friends male and female. She must think all the guys there are pervs. I thought that was it but the next thing I know she keeps waving me over to her table. I rolled a little bit closer even though I thought her female friend was trying to keep her away. Then she gives me the finger. I wish people would keep rude bitches at home. She was actually one of the rudest people I've meant. I believe if that's the way some people think of strip club patrons, then they are as evil in their minds as those devil worshipers who would like to burn down all the churches. Their thoughts towards others are the same. I don't know if she went to church and considered herself above everyone there. I wouldn't doubt it. I just heard a priest say that evil or Satan hides in places that is considered "respectable". Evil thoughts towards others is the same regardless if you are considered respectable or a demon from hell. Hopefully I don't encounter any more demon bitches. The strippers have been a lot more friendly.

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casualguy

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15 years ago

After she gave the finger, her friends decided it was time to leave. Wise choice I thought. What would other guys do? Give her the finger back? Just ignore her? I know there are a few guys who would follow them out to their car and cause trouble.

deogol

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15 years ago

What's entertainment?

Watching a stupid drunk bitch get tossed out of a strip club.

Now that's entertainment!

Be sure to tip the bouncers.

casualguy

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15 years ago

Lol, you made me remember one drunk female once took off her top, went up on stage and paraded around while the dancer watched and waited. Soon it was an entertaining show and she seemed to be parading around the strip club with a bunch of bouncers walking after her.

I remember another time one female customer even brought in a video camera with a light. She was filming a friend in the club at her table but caught the attention of the bouncers. Soon they were shown the door.

samsung1

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15 years ago

In Cols Gold the club is small and cramped...I was sitting next to a female customer saturday night at cols gold. She looked blitz and was raising her hand for attention during the announced uptime...she wanted a dance but no dancer came over near us. She kept giving me that drunken smile...too incoherent to carry on a conversation though lol

DandyDan

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15 years ago

There was this one time I went to my favorite club, and I was going to tip this dancer. Next to me was this one drunk ugly college chick from NW Missouri. They got her buck naked on stage, and then when they were done, rather than go sit in her chair and get her clothes on, she starts giving me this lap dance and then when she was done, she tried kissing me on the lips, but she missed. I was mortified about the whole experience. Then she started begging for a tip, but I didn't give her one, and she started yelling. I just told her I didn't want a dance from her and then her friends moved. My favorite, the one onstage at the time, then gave the best private ever.

gatorfan

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15 years ago

Drunk chicks are cool LOL

samsung1

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15 years ago

Girls gone wild company was built off the foolishness of the drunk chicks

SuperDude

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15 years ago

Don't confront a drunk chick in a strip club. If things escalate out of control and get physical, always a possibility with drunks, the guy will get blamed. If they bad mouth you just walk away. Don't risk your reputation or freedom arguing with a drunk chick

lopaw

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15 years ago

As a female myself I would probably get away with kicking her ass. And I would have happily kicked her ass. It's dickheads like her that make some dancers uneasy about female customers. They are the rotten apples that spoil the whole bunch.

CTQWERTY

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15 years ago

Didn't see too many female customers at the Detroit clubs. Did have a drunk stripper sit next to me at the bar in (high-end) Flight Club and complain about not making any money all day (maybe an hour left in her shift at that point.) Could it be guys don't like to spend real money for dances performed by inebriated dancers???

samsung1

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15 years ago

"I even fear the ladies
They're cool but twice as crazy
Just as bad for coming on to her
Don't they know it's never going to work"
Nickelback "Next Contestant"

casualguy

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15 years ago

I remember another time a female customer snuck up right behind and beside me at the stage even talking in my ear as I was tipping a dancer on stage. Then she waved me over to her table. Maybe she wasn't drunk. She was laughing about something. I heard her say (I think she was referring to someone I couldn't see)that someone thought she and me had sex (at sometime). I never saw her before and felt ready to leave her table but I did not see any jealous boyfriend or husband around. I went back to my table and after I agreed to get a lap dance from the dancer on stage, the dancer asked "did you want to bring your girlfriend with you?" Uhhn, she's not a girlfriend. I don't remember if I said that aloud or not. Another time a female customer talked me into getting a dance from one of the dancers. After the other night, I'm ok with female customers not interacting with me at all especially if they are rude. I guess one very rude out of several friendly isn't bad. One girl even flashed me outside of a strip club. I did not mind that.

DandyDan

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15 years ago

I get girls to flash me all the time outside my #2 club. Usually these ladies with huge tits. I don't mind that at all.

vincemichaels

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15 years ago

DandyDan, which club is that, maybe we should have our convention there. Nothing like free entertainment outside the club.

mmdv26

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15 years ago

Avoid drunk dancers! They're too chemically modified to make sense; bad in the sack and they might suddenly puke on you. I had one pee on me.

CTQWERTY

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15 years ago

Pee on you?! Holy crap!

SuperDude

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15 years ago

I wonder if this continuing and deepening recession is having serious effects on the behavior of certain females. I overhear a lot of conversations where women are trying to figure out where to meet men with money. Sports bars, local casinos, art galleries, NASCAR rallies and strip clubs are always on the short lists. Then I hear a timid female say "I'd have to be drunk before I would let a guy pick me up at a strip club, but I'll give it a try." Radio ads are offering special services for debt adjustment for women carrying more than $10k in credit card debt. That used to be called marriage.

casualguy

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15 years ago

I remember one night I gulped down a lot of beer because they were going to stop serving it soon and I was planning on staying around for hours later. The beer was just starting to make me feel good and then one girl starting shouting at me. I couldn't hear her and was proceeding to go tip a dancer on stage. This girl persisted. I got closer. She shouted to me "I want to take you to my apartment and let you do whatever you want to me." Uhh, I was thinking about tipping a dancer not this drive by weird comment. I did not know her and thought that was weird so I blew her off. Plus I suddenly had a beer buzz, I did not want to go driving anywhere. Afterwards I wondered if she was a dancer or just a female in the club. Just a matter of minutes later, I was wondering what she even looked like. What a way to introduce yourself.

casualguy

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15 years ago

I think it's a bad idea for females to visit a strip club and try to pick up guys there because they think he may have money. I never heard of that before so I don't know if anyone does that or not. I know when I visit, I'm not trying to hook up with anyone. Well if a girl is hot and I had one too many, anything is possible.

samsung1

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15 years ago

That is nice that they let you stay after hours if you are not drinking. Here in Columbus they close up and everyone must leave by 2:30 am. They usually stop the stage dancing 15-20 minutes early and then literally go around taking beers from customers about 10 minutes early. This was on a saturday night, which you would expect them to stay open longer. I have been to this club multiple times at closing time so this was not just a one time thing.

I have seen ads for Dayton clubs that serve alcohol and stay open past 2:30am... I guess they must turn into a BYOB nude club during the after hours. Good idea I guess lol

samsung1

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15 years ago

I do know Cols Gold (topless/alcohol) club is right next door to Vanity (nude/BYOB). Vanity jacks up their cover to $20 after 2AM because they know so many people will come over from Cols Gold after it closes.

shadowcat

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15 years ago

My advice is to stay away from any drunk person that you do not know. Even some you do know. A while back, I had drunk stripper in my hotel room. She had a room just down the hall. I wanted to go to bed but couldn't with her there. She was obnoxious and I had a hard time getting rid of her.

lopaw

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15 years ago

I don't expect to see SC's as the new pick up joint for straight, drunk women. It will happen from time to time, but it will never become the new dating ground. Many women are turned off by people who frequent SC's, so I hardly envision clubs suddenly overrun with desperate drunk golddiggers.

potheadpl

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15 years ago

I made out with a drunk dancer and her girlfriend while sitting in the club.

potheadpl

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15 years ago

Sorry about the double reply, but I posted a while back about seeing single women at the club. They were using it as a pickup joint---or they were whores. Not sure.

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