A 150-pound goat broke into a Coachella, Calif., gentlemen's club over the weekend, KESQ.com reported.
"If I didn't see it myself on surveillance tape I wouldn't have believed it either," said Hank Piecura, an employee of Lynx Gentlemen's Club.
Piecura said there was glass and blood splattered across the club's floor.
He said the video showed the goat ramming its hind legs through the glass and then, once inside, the goat spent about half an hour dazed, gazing at itself in a mirror, KESQ.com reported.
A passer-by heard the glass be smashed and eventually chased the goat away, the Web site reported.
"I drove all over the area. Everybody around here said they don't have goats so it had to come from either on the other side of the freeway or it came out of some trailer over at the truck stop," said Piecura, KESQ.com reported.
"Tell you the truth I didn't know there was goats either. So what's next? Bulls? I don't know.â€
The goat caused $2,000 in damage, KESQ.com reported.
security footage: kesq.com
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last commenthmmmm, I wonder, getting a lap dance from a goat, PRICELESS, and probably afterwards, balless.
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"He said the video showed the goat ramming its hind legs through the glass and then, once inside, the goat spent about half an hour dazed, gazing at itself in a mirror, KESQ.com reported." I wonder how many guys have done the same thing?
"A passer-by heard the glass be smashed and eventually chased the goat away, the Web site reported." A good samaritan chased away the goat? Did he help himself to some alcohol? Or maybe he and the goat travel from town-to-town pulling the same routine? Too many knocks the goat's noggin' probably explains the staring at the mirror...
Fyi: The Cubs barred a goat from entering Wrigley Field years ago. Now it's called "The Billy Goat Curse". Perhaps the bar should've allowed the goat to stay?
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Not only does vincemichaels cruise the gay bars with stripclubspy and MisterGay but, in this thread, we learn that he fantasizes about sex with farm animals.
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