PL's As Advisors to TSA
mmdv26
Florida
I think many of us could get six-figure salaries advising the TSA on how to hire strippers to conduct these rather personal searches for bombs, etc. at airport security. As frequent receivers of such invasive searches at entry and during lap dances, I think we probably have the requisite experience to be very valuable consultants.
The downside is that many dancers would leave the clubs to get their high-paying jobs as TSA search personnel. You'd have to hide the bomb in your ass to get it past a couple of dancers that I know. Maybe...
That TSA shirt sleeve patch is just about the right size to be the front of a g-string - errr, maybe too big.
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Some Islamic terrorist (they love strip clubs) is going to come on here and read this and then think "hey, maybe we could test the way we hide bombs by trying to sneak them into strip clubs first, if they don't catch it, the mongoloids at TSA sure as hell aren't"
But to increase security at the airport does not require greater inconvenience for most travelers. Profiling may be a dirty word, but in the real world, one can recognize that every terrorist who has tried to attack our interests here and elsewhere fits a certain "profile." That is useful information that we are willfully ignoring, so as to convince ourselves that we are not prejudicial in our thinking. Bully for us, but people will die as a result of that self-congratulatory nonsense.
I agree with how. The rules were there. They were just NOT being followed by under paid, unqualified employees.There were 2 things that should have sent up red flags. A one way ticket and the father notifying the U.S. embassy of his son's behavior. There are a lot more but I won't reveal them. I don't want to give out information that could benefit terrorists.
I do not want to get into politics but I did NOT vote for Obama. I am an independent. My choice for a president is the one that I think is best qualified (experience) to deal with foreign policy. Congress can deal with local issues.
Now where did that cute blond stripper go?
If the TSA hired babes to perform package-checks, perhaps the airlines would start turning a profit...
You are back on my list!
She was joking. I think at least. I can't remember if someone else showed up within seconds after that or not but it's very possible somebody else did show up.
Hopefully we never get to the point where some girl has to squeeze everyone's dick to make sure it's real and not a fake package. However if it was a hot girl doing it, I can imagine some guys might like that. I think I'd rather be screened instead of being felt up by anyone other than a hot girl.
I'm surprised that you were never able to get a job with them then scat...lol...
"The current administration is simply not serious about the Global War on Terrorism"
...because there is simply no such thing as a war on an act, period.
"one can recognize that every terrorist who has tried to attack our interests here and elsewhere fits a certain 'profile.'"
No, they really don't.
"I am probably the most qualified person to answer that."
No, you really aren't you old fool. You got canned from your job for being drunk for heaven's sake!
"The rules were there."
No, they simply weren't. The 9/11 attacks happened, in part, because airlines (that *you* worked for BTW) were trying to get by with airport security on the cheap, period. It's kind of hard to catch terrorists when screeners don't speak English or were literally so old that they had walkers! Airport security has been a complete joke for many decades now. Most of what is done now is just for show and doesn't really impact safety one bit.