Where does a dancer let you finish off a HJ?

I have yet to have one to offer to let me cum all over her face like they do in the porn videos.

Um, may be a stretch assuming there's Kleenex to be had (especially in these times of budget cutbacks.) But since we just discussed this, I'll just fast forward to the previous conclusion: bring some goggles!

I don't finish my own HJ's; I'm paying the dancer to do that. I don't care where she aims it, but I think her mouth is a great place.

I personally just finish things with the hand and wherever it lands it lands. Keep in mind I try to be sure I do not take in the hair or face. I am however open to taking it on the chest.This seems to happen inevitably anyway.

jj,

Would be difficult to miss that runway for the landing! :-)

The breasts are definitely a great place to finish. Also seems to help a little in angling it away from your own pants. Nothing worse than walking out of a club with a leftover on the front of your pants.

It's almost always on their hand, then most wipe it on my pant.

I always make an effort to make sure it does not end up on the pants, I do however carry baby wipes in the event of a mishap. It all depends on the "force" behind the blast as well. I have been hit while a couple feet away from the gun if i may. So much of this discussion depends on how powerful the shot is.

JJ, baby wipes? Aren't you thoughtful! Unfortunately most of the other gals I saw in Motown...

... Well, let's just say they were more "rustic".

I've never had a dancer intentionally wipe her hand on my pants. That would really piss me off.

Only had one experience when she agreed to take it on the face, and that was before the Rhode Island laws changed and she was very careful not to have me make too much of a mess.

The tits are usually the best bet. Among other things, they form a nice shelf to keep it away from my pants and shoes.

baby wipes work perfect for this application......any other ideas?

Baby wipes seem to do the job as far as I can tell. I've seen dancers pull them out pretty often too.

I'm glad to hear that you don't mind it on the breasts from a dancer's perspective. Is that something you usually charge extra for or only do for a regular?

When your pants are down around your ankles you do not have to worry about where it lands - My ATF always finished it in her mouth

All of this is complicated by the fact that you don't really know when you're going to shoot. At least I let it be spontaneous; I don't know when I'm ready, and when I do, saying, "I'm gonna cum," kind of ruins the moment for me.

I always bring those wetnaps you get at restaurants, as well as a pocket pack of tissues, with me whenever I go to a SC, just in case. But the thing that usually happens when I've ejaculated is that the stripper has me on my back, and so most of the time it falls on my groin, over my pants, or oozes over my dick like lava. A lot of times she's just sitting and grinding on me, therefore I don't have the opportunity to point my dick away from my body. That means that those wetnaps and tissues are only used by, um, me.

The few times it fell on her ... man, some of the greatest moments of my life, the best of which was when she got up off of me and marched to my things, whereby she took a few of the tissues and wetnaps and wiped her hands off with them. One rode me cowgirl and wiped her fingers off the inside of my shirt; that'll work. And the last time I don't think she cared; next thing I knew she was out of the bathroom and she was covered up in so much lotion she looked like a mobile Slip-N-Slide.

There's something ... powerful about seeing you shoot your life essence onto another. To me, it signifies both an acceptance of the very details of your soul by a beautiful woman who has agreed to this most intimate of encounters (for a fee, of course) and a final act of conquest, kind of like driving your sword through a dying bull, you know?

wow....nice post someyoungguysomeyoungguy

That description is probably a little too deep for me. I just like the sight of my jizz on a woman. It makes me happy. Maybe I've watched too much porn.

As for the ATF who always lets you finish in her mouth, I'd love to meet her. Problem is, I'm guessing she only lives in your dreams. Good dreams, though.

Nope she works at H8S in Southgate ------ Lori is her name - defini

definitely not in my dreams!

Sorry dude, no offense intended. Definitely a rarity where I come from.

I'm not a fan of HJ w/ condom but probably less mess.

Well thanks, judyjudy! If some escort-turned-scientist can write purple prose and make millions, why the fuck can't a pathetic loser-turned-maybe-good-blogger?

Roger - why don't you leave your east coast enclave and see how the rest of the world lives - you will also see real full service strip clubs here in Michigan - clubs without the BS of stripper parades and begging for money

Sorry, that's a little too far. Have to say, I never checked out the reviews for Henry the Eighth before since it wasn't close by. Is it really as described, a room full of customers all getting HJs or BJs at the same time? That would certainly be different than the private rooms I know.

For now, I'll have to content myself with the fine dancers up here. At least they'll often jerk me off onto their tits. If you're getting frequent CIM, then hats off to you and enjoy it.

Depending on the club she finishes on the boobs, in a cocktail napkin or anywhere/anything handy that won't be left as evidence.

I got a BBBJ last Thu. No mess. So was not a spiter, FS on Fri. No mess. It all went in the condom. HJ on Sat. Left a big mess in my pants. I guess the lesson is "go for the nastiest".

Three times in three days is pretty impressive. Nice stamina.

Too bad about the pants. That's why I like the boobs. You can extend pretty far over them and stray drops will usually get caught before they fall on your clothes.

roger, I don't to this every day. I knew them all well. 2-6 years. December is coming!!!

I guess stripping isn't bad, its just dancing kinda doesn't apply here

I might head down and hit a Providence club this weekend. If I get enough drinks in me, I might get the nerve to ask another dancer if I can finish off the HJ on her face or in her mouth.

I almost always strike out when I ask for this and sometimes the request alone seems to piss her off. The one time she said yes it was AWESOME, though. Any advice on the best way to ask the question or good lines to use? I could use some help.

I wouldn't even ask -- nor would I let her know it was cuming -------- I would just let it fly and where it lands is where it lands --boobs, face, or even on her lips or in her mouth --- just have some kleenex ready to hand her and say "I'm sorry!" and then give her a couple of extra bucks for a tip ---it should't cost you any thing more than $40 for a HJ. Do you really think that the porno moviesare all staged ---they happen when they happen!

I have taken HJ in VIP. Onetime it got all over her torso. She smiled and said "your a squirter." She told me she liked the cum getting on her as long as it did not get on her coustume. She told me it thrilled her seeing it shoot out.

roger, I agree with peter; just do it and tip and apologize afterward. It may be mean, but as I said in my long post, it's part of the conquest. But that could just be me.

Girl at Misty in Honolulu, after I ejaculated: "It came out hot! He was ready!" That's almost as romantic as saying, "I love you."

OK, I see two problems with the concept of asking for forgiveness instead of permission.

First, there's the chance the girl gets pissed off, makes a scene, and maybe gets a bouncer involved.

Second, I'm trying to enjoy it, so I need the girl to get in position and stay there while I pump out. I've had stray drops go all over a dancer before and they've never minded that. But the one time I got someone to kneel down and let me drop loads on her face, that was something I won't forget. I'm not going to get that treatment again unless I negotiate it properly up front.

One of my favorites says "as long as it doesn't get on me or in me." Not as much fun as some others here I know but....

magicrat. You know me. We have been buddies for a long time.I got a BBBJ from a dancer last Thu. a year ago she was concerned about where it would go but now she takes it. Not a spiter. I know that you who she is. But if you have doubts, PM me.