Neither a Single Trick or Treater nor Stripper for Halloween . . .

jablake

My neighborhood was totally dead except for the less than loud sound of pyrotechnics for less than 5 seconds. Called Gambling dancer and she was quiet and morose. Her son is getting dressed as a baby gangster, which given her family's history is no surprise. Her strategy for dealing with her gambling addiction is 1) taking a friend and 2) taking a max of $20. I didn't even know one could go to the casino with only $20. She plays the penny slots.

Halloween was always my favorite holiday. Chocolate and more chocolate. Always wanted to be one of the good houses where the candy was plentiful and good. Ended up just giving pennies if any children ever showed-----surprised me how excited some people got by a handful of pennies. A few years it was dollars. Another it was whole bags of candy. At the bookstore I'd be eating bags and bags of candy as a quotidian exercise throughout the year; most customers were way critical.

No stripper buddies this morning either. I'd call Gambling dancer, but she sleeps late and is a big zero as far as sexual services. On the bright side I did have to get up repeatedly to answer the door. :)

No temptation to go to the clubs even though I was pretty sure no children or strippers or others would come knocking.

8 comments

  • txtittyfan
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    15 years ago
    You must live in the wrong neighborhood. My area had a stream of kids for 2 hours.
  • gatorfan
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    15 years ago
    It means more candy for you!
  • steve229
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    15 years ago
    Best part of trick or treating was the young Moms who dressed up in costumes to go out with their kids.
  • gatorfan
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    15 years ago
    I'm not touching that subject.
  • shadowcat
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    15 years ago
    It was left over Halloween candy that got me started passing out candy to the girls at the club and got me the nick name candy man. That was 7 years ago and I've been doing it ever since. I didn't have much left over this year, so will have to buy some more peppermint patties for my next visit..
  • jablake
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    15 years ago

    Yes, even in good times seems like my neighborhood is dead on Halloween. And, the excess candy is what started me down the road to fatdom. Publix doesn't help with its sales----used to be real sales of 90% off already low prices and now it is a measly 50% off very expensive prices. I still buy. I can't resist the sale. A whole year I can buy almost no candy and then boom the day after Halloween the sales do me in. I wish the strippers had similar sales after Halloween.
  • samsung1
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    15 years ago
    haha I second steve..those young milfs are the best part of halloween.

    I went to chiptole...they give out free burritos if you bring in a piece of tin foil and wrap it around her arm or finger. Supposed to be "dress as a burrito" but just having some tin foil wrapped around is sufficient.
  • shadowcat
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    15 years ago
    Remember Stifler's mom from the American Pie movies? There was a dancer, stage name Daisy, working at the Crazy Horse Saloon in Atlanta.The DJ kept introducing her that way. She moved to a sister club. The Goldrush Showbar, also in Atlanta. I asked about her the last time I was in the club. I was told that she just had a baby. Now there is a MILF.
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