Admit you don't know who the hell she is?

jablake
I'm shopping over at Winn Dixie and this cute young girl is thrilled to see me and starts asking how I've been and how good it is to see me. She was with her boyfriend. I just tried to play along sure that she was a stripper who I've bought dances from. Without her wig and uniform it was impossible for me to remember her. Her boyfried stayed in the background.

Whoever she was I think she is probably much better looking in public with her normal unmade look. She was wearing shorts so I tried to ID her from tats, but got the pleasant surprise of just fine legs with no markings natural or man made----that alone should of been an instant ID. :)

So do you dare say and who the blank are you young lady?

10 comments

  • wallanon
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    15 years ago
    "Tell me your name again?"

    Said with interest, haven't seen it go wrong. Just have an excuse and a compliment handy if she seems to care that you can't remember her name.
  • Clubber
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    15 years ago
    How about, "Get on your knees and look up at me. Maybe then I'll remember you."
  • Dain
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    15 years ago
    Since I've met so many good-looking young women in my career, I can't remember all their names. My usual line is: "Please remind me of you name," with a sincere look of interest and regret. This should work with anyone.
  • jablake
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    15 years ago

    You guys have all the smooth lines. Thanks. :) I'm confident it will be better than my pretending to know her.
  • judyjudy
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    15 years ago
    nice one clubber.......you dirty man!!!!!!!
  • Clubber
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    15 years ago
    Sometimes the truth can be funny!
  • casualguy
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    15 years ago
    This occasionally happens to me in strip clubs with dancers. Sometimes I think they are female customers though so they can surprise me especially if they do something unexpected like suddenly hug me. More than once a dancer really wanted me to remember her so she flashed her tits and then they usually say "do you remember me now?" My typical response, "oh yeah!" One dancer claimed she knew me for years (she did remember me from several years ago) and wanted to hook up with me. She apparently wanted to real bad. I claimed I remembered her but never did. I do now though. There was another dancer I would have forgotten what she looked like except I noticed she walked into the picture when I was using my camcorder at the beach. If I took a picture of all the pretty girls I met, it would be a lot easier to remember.
  • DoctorDarby
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    15 years ago
    I was waiting in the airport for my brother to arrive and saw a very attractive lady playing with a baby in a stroller. I said hi and mentioned that she looked familiar and that maybe I know her from the college where I worked. She said "nope" and mentioned the nickname of a local strip club. Sure enough, I had seen her dance but she remembered me before I recognized her. We had a nice chat and parted with friendly words.
  • Clubber
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    15 years ago
    DD,

    So have you returned to the club to refresh your memory?
  • stripclubspy
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    15 years ago
    my favorite is when dancers approach me in a club and think I've had dances with them when I haven't.

    Dancer #1: "It's been a while since we had a dance."
    Me: "Yeah, like forever."

    Dancer #2: "Didn't we have a dance a few weeks ago?"
    Me: "No, we didn't."
    Dancer #2: "Well, doesn't that make me an arrogant psycho-bitch!!!"
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