Admit you don't know who the hell she is?
jablake
I'm shopping over at Winn Dixie and this cute young girl is thrilled to see me and starts asking how I've been and how good it is to see me. She was with her boyfriend. I just tried to play along sure that she was a stripper who I've bought dances from. Without her wig and uniform it was impossible for me to remember her. Her boyfried stayed in the background.
Whoever she was I think she is probably much better looking in public with her normal unmade look. She was wearing shorts so I tried to ID her from tats, but got the pleasant surprise of just fine legs with no markings natural or man made----that alone should of been an instant ID. :)
So do you dare say and who the blank are you young lady?
Whoever she was I think she is probably much better looking in public with her normal unmade look. She was wearing shorts so I tried to ID her from tats, but got the pleasant surprise of just fine legs with no markings natural or man made----that alone should of been an instant ID. :)
So do you dare say and who the blank are you young lady?
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Said with interest, haven't seen it go wrong. Just have an excuse and a compliment handy if she seems to care that you can't remember her name.
You guys have all the smooth lines. Thanks. :) I'm confident it will be better than my pretending to know her.
So have you returned to the club to refresh your memory?
Dancer #1: "It's been a while since we had a dance."
Me: "Yeah, like forever."
Dancer #2: "Didn't we have a dance a few weeks ago?"
Me: "No, we didn't."
Dancer #2: "Well, doesn't that make me an arrogant psycho-bitch!!!"