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Admit you don't know who the hell she is?

Aug 24, 2009, 1:10 AM

I'm shopping over at Winn Dixie and this cute young girl is thrilled to see me and starts asking how I've been and how good it is to see me. She was with her boyfriend. I just tried to play along sure that she was a stripper who I've bought dances from. Without her wig and uniform it was impossible for me to remember her. Her boyfried stayed in the background.

Whoever she was I think she is probably much better looking in public with her normal unmade look. She was wearing shorts so I tried to ID her from tats, but got the pleasant surprise of just fine legs with no markings natural or man made----that alone should of been an instant ID. :)

So do you dare say and who the blank are you young lady?

comments (10)

wallanon16 years ago

"Tell me your name again?"

Said with interest, haven't seen it go wrong. Just have an excuse and a compliment handy if she seems to care that you can't remember her name.

Clubber16 years ago

How about, "Get on your knees and look up at me. Maybe then I'll remember you."

Dain16 years ago

Since I've met so many good-looking young women in my career, I can't remember all their names. My usual line is: "Please remind me of you name," with a sincere look of interest and regret. This should work with anyone.

jablake16 years ago

You guys have all the smooth lines. Thanks. :) I'm confident it will be better than my pretending to know her.

judyjudy16 years ago

nice one clubber.......you dirty man!!!!!!!

Clubber16 years ago

Sometimes the truth can be funny!

casualguy16 years ago

This occasionally happens to me in strip clubs with dancers. Sometimes I think they are female customers though so they can surprise me especially if they do something unexpected like suddenly hug me. More than once a dancer really wanted me to remember her so she flashed her tits and then they usually say "do you remember me now?" My typical response, "oh yeah!" One dancer claimed she knew me for years (she did remember me from several years ago) and wanted to hook up with me. She apparently wanted to real bad. I claimed I remembered her but never did. I do now though. There was another dancer I would have forgotten what she looked like except I noticed she walked into the picture when I was using my camcorder at the beach. If I took a picture of all the pretty girls I met, it would be a lot easier to remember.

DoctorDarby16 years ago

I was waiting in the airport for my brother to arrive and saw a very attractive lady playing with a baby in a stroller. I said hi and mentioned that she looked familiar and that maybe I know her from the college where I worked. She said "nope" and mentioned the nickname of a local strip club. Sure enough, I had seen her dance but she remembered me before I recognized her. We had a nice chat and parted with friendly words.

Clubber16 years ago

DD,

So have you returned to the club to refresh your memory?

stripclubspy16 years ago

my favorite is when dancers approach me in a club and think I've had dances with them when I haven't.

Dancer #1: "It's been a while since we had a dance." Me: "Yeah, like forever."

Dancer #2: "Didn't we have a dance a few weeks ago?" Me: "No, we didn't." Dancer #2: "Well, doesn't that make me an arrogant psycho-bitch!!!"