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Extra and OTC Experiences

I used to hang out at the club in Danbury, CT called Elans. I haven't been back there in some time, but I can tell you what an awesome experience it was, both in the club and outside.<br />
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I met this one dancer, whose name eludes me, and I'm sure it was not her real name. anyway.&nbsp; But let's call her Cheri.<br />
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She was obviously a new dancer; she was not very steady in her heels on stage. She was also top heavy. Now, I'm not strictly a breast man, but these funbags were beautiful, and real. I spent about $200 in lap dances that night, and when I left, told her I would be dreaming of her that night.<br />
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I went back the next Sunday, hoping she'd be working the same day, and she was. After about another $200, I managed to get her to write her number in my palm; no small feat, as she was new, nervous, and &quot;official&quot; club policy prohibited it. We ended up &quot;dating&quot; for about six months, which proved to be quite a bit cheaper.<br />
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Now here's where I offer some advice:<br />
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If your intent is for an OTC experience, invest in a burn phone. If you don't know what that is, go to WalMart and buy a prepaid phone. That's a burn phone. Do this whether or not you are married. Simply put, you don't want to cross your professional and extra-curricular lives. Leave the phone in your car, or desk drawer, and on silent at all times. When you are out of the prepaid time, get a new one.<br />
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Don't go commando. These girls, whatever their stories, and some are truly sweet and sad, have been around the block. Protect them, and yourself. Many have scuzzy boyfriends who are probably sleeping with all of their dancer friends, too.<br />
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Don't get too attached,&nbsp;but be real. Some kind of emotional bond is important, and you wouldn't be human without it.<br />
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Keep your experiences private. Single or not, find a place to meet&nbsp;that is not your home. Consider renting a car for dates. You don't want her, or her boyfriend, showing up at your home or work.<br />
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Invest in Viagra, or Cialis, your choice. You both will appreciate it.<br />
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Don't drink to excess. Drink can enhance the experience, but over do it and you know what happens.<br />
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Above all, be&nbsp;a gentleman.

10 comments

  • rickdugan
    14 years ago
    <p>&quot;Dating&quot; was cheaper than a couple of $200 lap dance nights?&nbsp; Hmm...</p>
  • shadowcat
    14 years ago
    <p>&quot;Don't go commando&quot;. Why not? I do it all of the time. It lets then know why I am there.</p>
  • georgmicrodong
    14 years ago
    You can't remember the name of a dancer you &quot;dated&quot; for six months? <br />
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    rick: For a sufficiently sexual definition of &quot;dating&quot;, sure.&nbsp; <img src="/editor/images/smiley/msn/regular_smile.gif" alt="" /><br type="_moz" />
  • rickdugan
    14 years ago
    lol gmd.&nbsp; This actually smells a lot like a crap post provided for the purposes of gaining access to full reviews.
  • farmerart
    14 years ago
    &quot;Dating&quot; for six months and can't remember her name???&nbsp; Even old farmerart and his incipient Alzheimer's could remember a name under those circumstances.<br type="_moz" />
  • winorhino
    14 years ago
    <p>I think this work of fiction, and it's definitely more fiction than usual, has a couple of good points: burn phone; moderation.<br />
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    I am pretty sure the poster meant bareback when he stated commando.</p>
  • CTCruz
    14 years ago
    I like EB&nbsp;better than Elans for inside and outside club because the girls are hotter.. I hear stories about&nbsp;Elans&nbsp;on BestGFE.com&nbsp;girls doing same&nbsp;now.&nbsp;
  • Rambler314
    14 years ago
    You all are welcome to your opinion; it's a true story. And hell yes, it was cheaper; there were not a lot of expectations. I did misuse the word commando, though. As for not remembering her name, it was quite some time ago,&nbsp;&nbsp;at least a decade, and I drank a lot then. I still think the advice is sound.
  • Player11
    14 years ago
    A nice piece of fiction.&nbsp; I do find the stuff about burn phones informative.&nbsp; I hear they are great for making obscene, threatening&nbsp;phone calls.<br />
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    As an experienced&nbsp;Strip Club Player, I can tell you there is no such thing as free pussy from strippers.&nbsp; Call it dating if you like, but your certainly paying for it like the rest of us.
  • georgmicrodong
    14 years ago
    Rambler: Can't remember a 6 month relationship only a decade later?&nbsp; That's some <b>serious</b> drinking!&nbsp; I remember the (club) name of the first stripper I ever had sex with, 30+ years ago, and most of the rest since.&nbsp; Maybe not the one-timers, but if there's anybody with whom I had more than a passing relationship whose name I don't remember, then I don't remember them at all.&nbsp; I'd <b>definitely</b> remember the name of someone I'd &quot;dated&quot; for six months, no matter how long ago it was, and I was no slouch in the drinking department either.<br type="_moz" />
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