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Rambler314

I used to hang out at the club in Danbury, CT called Elans. I haven't been back there in some time, but I can tell you what an awesome experience it was, both in the club and outside.<br />
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I met this one dancer, whose name eludes me, and I'm sure it was not her real name. anyway.&nbsp; But let's call her Cheri.<br />
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She was obviously a new dancer; she was not very steady in her heels on stage. She was also top heavy. Now, I'm not strictly a breast man, but these funbags were beautiful, and real. I spent about $200 in lap dances that night, and when I left, told her I would be dreaming of her that night.<br />
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I went back the next Sunday, hoping she'd be working the same day, and she was. After about another $200, I managed to get her to write her number in my palm; no small feat, as she was new, nervous, and &quot;official&quot; club policy prohibited it. We ended up &quot;dating&quot; for about six months, which proved to be quite a bit cheaper.<br />
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Now here's where I offer some advice:<br />
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If your intent is for an OTC experience, invest in a burn phone. If you don't know what that is, go to WalMart and buy a prepaid phone. That's a burn phone. Do this whether or not you are married. Simply put, you don't want to cross your professional and extra-curricular lives. Leave the phone in your car, or desk drawer, and on silent at all times. When you are out of the prepaid time, get a new one.<br />
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Don't go commando. These girls, whatever their stories, and some are truly sweet and sad, have been around the block. Protect them, and yourself. Many have scuzzy boyfriends who are probably sleeping with all of their dancer friends, too.<br />
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Don't get too attached,&nbsp;but be real. Some kind of emotional bond is important, and you wouldn't be human without it.<br />
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Keep your experiences private. Single or not, find a place to meet&nbsp;that is not your home. Consider renting a car for dates. You don't want her, or her boyfriend, showing up at your home or work.<br />
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Invest in Viagra, or Cialis, your choice. You both will appreciate it.<br />
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Don't drink to excess. Drink can enhance the experience, but over do it and you know what happens.<br />
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Above all, be&nbsp;a gentleman.