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Place has been well-described in the past, but will repeat for completeness sake. First off, the parking lot has been improved. It is not great, but many/most of the potholes have been fixed.…

This is definitely the place to be when visiting Dallas. My second visit. I arrived at 4:30-5pm on a Saturday. I have been here throughout the weekend. In regards to place it is…

So I found myself stuck on I-75 headed towards Cincinnati near Lexington. The traffic was brutal due to a wreck and what feels like constant construction. The exit was close to Cheetah's (not…

Wed afternoon review
I last reviewed Player's Club in September. Physically the club is unchanged so I won't rehash those details--see my prior reviews for details there. See the review from that time if more info…

I was out of town calling on Ford and staying in Dearborn and drove 20 minutes to the Strip. I hadn’t been there for a while and not much has changed. It is…

Still think this is the place with the most ladies working on a Thursday night, not sure if there is another club in area where can have around 40-50 girls working a shift. However to…

This is a fairly unique club. About 50% of the time I've gone over the last two months, there is no one on stage. It is essentially a neighborhood bar, that happens to have dancers.…

Arrived in Seattle around 2pm on Sunday, decided to stop by Kittens. Parking lot was pretty empty so was not sure of how many girls would be working. Went inside and paid $15…

I was travelling south from North Jersey after a grueling four days, and nights, on the road. A Cuban and a Dominican in Louisville and then a Brazilian in Bristol, PA and another Dominican in…

Have been going to this place on and off for decades. However, based on this last visit, I will not be going back.
Not because of the girls, but because of the ridiculous way I was…

This was my first time at a strip club. I ended up getting a private dance. The bartenders were very nice and welcoming and so were the dancers - not sure if that was bc…

First time to visit this club. Walked in around 1:15 PM not knowing what to expect, and it was very quiet. A bartender, the doorman, the dj, someone in the back talking on…

I stopped in on a Sunday night expecting a very quiet setting, but that wasn't the case at all.
Getting there was easy to find in a quiet industrial area. Parking was free…

I showed up here during a Bachelor party weekend by myself, very inebriated. So forgive me if I don’t remember all the details.

Entry: I paid $10 to get in. The place is very small.…

I visit Cheerleaders often during the day, usually between the hours of noon and 2ish. I simply try to provide updated reviews based on the girls and dances as opposed to club layout…

As has been pointed out in prior reviews, Allure is not a strip club. Rather it's a Canadian massage parlor. Fortunately, that's quite different from American massage parlors. The activities which take…

Wow is all I can say. I am a Glamour Girls guy normally but saw a couple reviews and figured why not. Got to D'Spot at about 2pm on Tuesday. Lot is gated, paid $5…

A few years ago, I had a bad experience at Diamond Dolls, but decided to see if it improved by going there again. It didn't.

The parking is free and spacious. When I went up to…

I had driven by this place a number of times and it never seems busy but last week it was later in the evening and the parking lot seemed to have more cars than usual…

I had about 30 mins to kill and I was in the area so I stopped in at 7 PM on a Monday. This place is smack in the middle of a residential area which…

Tuesday afternoon. The club opens at noon. Six dollar cover. The usual cute door girl was not working, but a guy who looked like a bouncer wannabe. He was pleasant enough, just not what I…

I got there around 6pm on early Tuesday evening. Club is located in industrial area of Chicago Heights. They have a parking lot that is secured and safe. Walked in and was told to go…

I enjoy going to Pink Pony. Usually my go to. They have a pretty diverse group of women working so they have something for everyone 🤗

Parking: lot is usually pretty full. If you go at…

It’s been a while since I did a Vivide review. Found myself over by Vivide around 7pm on a Tuesday night. Walked in standard $10 at the door and pat down from security. As I…

I visited early in the evening on a Saturday, arriving around 5pm for my first time at the Mouse. There are a few parking spots right by the doors and plenty more around the back…

I'm unsure of cover because a colleague had us booked through the website with limo pickup from the hotel and $1500 worth of bottle service. So I didn't pay a cover.

Limo was quick and more…

Did a sampling of some of Akron's dive joints Tuesday. 2 girls at Lusty's and 3 at Ole Glory Days, so I moved on to check out G Spot.

There were around 10 girls working, but…

Arrived around 10pm or so to a large parking lot on a Tuesday. Cover was 10 but did not get hit with a parking fee which I think has been mentioned before at this…

Decided to go to Tropical Lei on a Tuesday night a couple of weeks ago. There are no discounts to be had here. The entrance was $20 and a 1 drink minimum. I ordered a…

Went to the Spearmint Rhino in Rialto Sunday night, around 9:20 pm. Cover charge was 20 dollars because Yelp check-in is not accepted at 8 pm. The doorman tells you empty your pockets and he…

Stopped by Booby Trap to see if one if my favorite daytime dancers might still be around after 7 one evening. Parking was $2 in the far lot. Pat down by the doorman…

I arrived a bit before 4 pm. There were six women, but only three were near the bar area: a black Brazilian sitting on the floor of the bar entrance, an hour-glassed figured Latina (possibly…

Arrived on a Monday night about 11:00. I would not call it crowded by any means, but it was not empty as well. The club is set up with multiple stages. The…

I went to this club about a year ago briefly and had a great experience. I couldnt get this place out of my mind so was excited to go back. Imagine my surprise to see…

I went to Diamond Dolls on a recent Sunday evening arriving at about 9PM. I took an Uber so no charge for parking, but if I remember correctly the cover was $10. The place was…

First time in about 6 months that I've been to Sugar's. At least the prices haven't gone up, unlike other places in the area. Still $11 daytime cover including a non-alcoholic drink. This club is…

Visited inlaws for thanksgiving holiday. After some research decided to check this place out. Went twice for the week and had drastically different experience. Went on a weekday prior to Thanksgiving and then the…

It was only my 2nd time at Kittens. It's been over a year since my first time. I'm not usually that far south, and the reviews it gets don't make it sound worth the drive.…