PH Scratches My Itch

Woke up Saturday morning with an itch that needed to be scratched. I was pressed for both time and money after a brutal beating at the Parx tables the night before. I knew I would be in the Bucks / Burlington county area but only had about 30 minutes and less than $100 to invest. At the same time I was in desperate need of release that the PH can guarantee. Called their number for the lineup and arrived shortly after opening on Saturday. PH has been reviewed thousands of times but the official particulars are: $10 cover all day, BYOB (beer, seltzers and wine only), daytime is best for mileage (mostly older 40+ Brazilians dancers), couch dances are $30 for 4 minutes in a private room. Bar is large rectangle with maybe 50 seats all around... 2 poles (one girl dancing during the day) with a dollar parade that is intense in the first 15 to 30 minutes that lessens after that initial push.

Now for the details that matter. After knowing the line-up, my hope was to beat the crowd by going early and catch Devon, Andrea or Tatilianna (spelling?)..... they were there but occupied so I had to go to plan B...... needed someone who was handy, quick and not expecting more $$$ on top of the dance price. Kiera was the first to stop by.... I was tempted but passed (didn't know enough about her.... someone put in the comments if this was a mistake or not). Next up was Bia..... 40 to 45, short, dark haired Brazilian with small b's, a great ass and a fun personality. I remember reading she was a standard PH dance so we headed off to the private room. She was a little better than standard. Great enthusiasm, got right to business and took direction. Full roaming and made sure I left happy. She more than scratched my itch in two songs and out the door I went. In total, I spent just under $80 which includes cover, dances and dollar parade. I was there just under a half hour.