the ultimate strip club list

My previous review of Playhouse triggered a few of the regulars who disputed my observations. I called the girls that Friday night "gorgeous." Well, they were.

So now it's a few weeks later. Also Friday.…

I have been to many NJ bars in my time and one of the things that I have learned over the years is to try some places I dismissed where there is a lot of…

I’ve been to Sonny’s a total of 3 of times in February. All of them are at 9 pm ish. The cover was $10 not too bad . There’s no minimum drink purchase. There…

D&G has been a regular spot of mine and it turns out others are now starting to realize there’s more to Tijuana than just HK.

First and foremost, Tecates are $3 here while other beers…

Following on our Friday excursion (see previous review), we decided to go again two days later, on a Sunday evening, again at around 11pm :) No security check, metal detector, or door fee.

I will not…

Went on a Friday around 11am, with a prior reservation through my buddies who live there. Walked in, no security screening (probably because of the arrangement), sat on couch facing the stage. The place was…

Went to Cheetah in Hallandale for a friend's birthday party. No issues with the parking. Paid $15 to get in since it was after 7 on Saturday. Place is decent looking and played mostly hip/hop…

It had been a few years for me and I went in early afternoon on a Thursday and was suprised to see how busy it was for that time for day. Pre-covid I would go…

It had been a year since I’d last stopped in at Bonitas. I’d heard it had gone downhill, but wanted to see for myself, so in between customer visits I stopped in for 30 minutes…

Great American Bush is in an industrial area that is surrounded by warehouses and off a fairly busy street during the day. Pretty easy to find. The parking lot was pretty empty when I showed…

I hit TD's just before 5pm on a Wednesday afternoon in mid-December, before the $10 cover kicked in. Nothing about the particulars of this place have changed much in a long time. Plenty of free…

Bit of an update from October. Everything inside still the same - the rectangular bar, music, drinks ($4 - beer, $11 cocktails) and ladies. A few new faces (late 30's at best), but mostly the…

About 20 years ago, I was in an upscale gentleman's club in Buenos Aires which at the time was probably one of the best clubs on the planet. The kind where you could mingle with…

I had not been to this club before so a friend and I decided to check it out. We arrived at opening 4pm and were the first two in. There is ample parking next to…

Place is a bit out of the way. Well outside of the city, not far from Valley Forge where General Washington camped, and a few minutes from the KOP mall, where there's a Kong Dog…

Well I think I might be through with this club. I've been trying to give them the benefit of the doubt since I like the view some dancers provide. However, the way management…

Was finishing up a business trip to SA, had reached checkout time for my hotel, but still had some time to kill before my late afternoon flight. Based on my research from fellow mongers, the…

I typically frequent Nite Moves on my way to Saratoga but decided to try out the competition. Wasn’t entirely impressed. Although the place was pretty quiet in the early evening the bouncer charged me $20.…

First time at Good Guys in early Feb. Initially drove over to The House at 11pm but they were closed. No sign or anything explaining why.

I’d already decided to do the club thing, so…

After a profoundly disappointing visit to Roxy's, I headed over to Platinum, arriving at about 10:40 PM. The club is in a strip mall area, and the parking lot is fairly well-lit. I've never felt…

Salutations fellow mongers.

 Well, I visited another local club and heard through the grapevine that Men’s Club had been open for a week or so after losing their liquor license…