Reviews

Went to Cadillac Lounge on a Monday afternoon. It was pretty empty, maybe 5-6 total customers and 5-10 girls. It's a fairly large place, the main floor has a large stage in the center and…

Hit up Sapphire 60 in Manhattan recently and walked out $300 lighter with not much to show for it. This place is high-end and definitely geared toward the bottle service/VIP crowd. If you’re not rolling…

I was feeling a bit sad so I decided boobs were just the thing to take me out of my funk. I rolled in just after 8 P.M. on a Saturday and saw many…

Had my 2nd solo vist to Goldclub Centerfolds. The club is located in a commercial district area. They have a main stage and a runway stage and use both when they have a big enough…

First time at a club in SF and had a generally good experience. There a ton of details of the club layout but my quick review here is that it’s a nice club in a…

First time visiting and maybe it was just one of their off nights. There was not that many dancers available but that might have been due to the time period also, after 2:00am. The place…

This was my first trip to New Orleans, let alone Bourbon St. There are 4 clubs within walking distance from each other and they all have doormen working the streets to bring in customers.…

First off this is DEFINITELY not a dayshift club. Went here due to the great pics on Instagram. I can assure you, all of those were taken on night shift. There were probably 9 girls…

My last two visits to The St. James (a.k.a. “The Church”) were both a total waste of time. Although I had long said that the Church featured the best looking dancers in metro Houston, my…

This is a smallish club in a strip mall right by the highway. Parking in the lot was free, well lit, and felt perfectly safe. Cover was $10, but I believe it is more on…

It was a jaunt up to this club from Miami, but with a completely free day in the middle of my trip I decided to give it a try based on previous reviews. Parked in the…

Great experience, though only an hour or so. Place was popping in the mid-afternoon. Majority of bar stools were occupied, and some of the tables. I cringe to think about a Friday…

Millennium in Bedford, NH, is a large and spacious strip club located in southern New Hampshire. The venue is clean but definitely has a somewhat dated feel. This was my first time visiting as I…

The club is off a busy road behind some fast-food restaurants. Parking was free and plentiful during a recent Wednesday afternoon. I was carded once I stepped inside and although there wasn’t a cover, the…

Twenty years ago, I came to Tootsies for the first time. I had an absolute blast and then never came back. This was mostly because I’m hardly ever in South Florida. I don’t remember much…

Arrived on Friday night a little before midnight knowing it would be packed. (as I'd been here before on weekend nights). It's free parking, but they block the cars in so you need…

I visited on a Wednesday evening, fairly early I think around 8:00. I was the only patron in the club at 8:00. The club is downstairs, essentially in a walk-out basement, below Deja Vu.…

Returning to BT's after several weeks felt like a significant change, especially when I thought about my previous visits. On this Cinco de Mayo, I headed to my dependable spot, BT's, and was pleasantly surprised…

February after 10pm. First time I've been on a Wednesday. Not too crowded for Baby Dolls, cover is $5. There is a beer selling lady right as you walk in with more seating behind the…

Stopped in a few Mondays back. I don’t get down that way often but every once in a while I’ll make the trip. Place hasn’t changed in as long as I can remember except for…

Visited late on a Saturday night. Expected it to be busier than it was. There were maybe 15-20 customers there. No cover but was told to make sure to buy 2+ drinks at the bar…

I was in LA for a work conference and had brought cash with for a fun time. The night before I had made the mistake of going down to a club near Long Beach in…

Was in Columbus for One Night Only and hit up Vanity after Private Dancer to see what it was about. The reviews here made me feel like I had to see this place and I…

There’s something I’m missing with this club. Maybe it’s cause I don’t go enough to be known or a regular but it’s super rare that I get approached, and when I do it is usually…

Figured a fight night the night before Cinco de Mayo would be a lively night with a packed club... pulled into the dirt side of the parking lot at about 11pm, and to my suprise…

I arrived at about 8:00 pm and parked in the large, paved and fenced lot. 8 It's free and there are no valets. I entered the club, had my ID scanned, and after it cleared I…

Work brought me in town and just wanted to relax a little bit after an argument with my colleague and Rick is somehow close to the downtown area. So I arrived around 10pm. After getting…

Visited just after midnight Saturday night. First impression was they could use more parking but I found a space at the end of the lot which is secured by fencing and under surveillance. So that…

After striking out at a couple of spots prior to stopping here , I decided to see what else was open and decided to try fifth Avenue for the first time. I walked in around…

Cover was $20, with a one (non-alcoholic) drink minimum, which was at least $10. Listed prices are $65 for a 5 minute VIP and $185 for 20 minute VIP. There was a 10 minute VIP that…

One of my go-to spots whenever I'm in Houston for work, and two Friday nights ago it was no different. I stopped in a little after 10pm; cover on weekend evenings/weekend late-nights is typically $15-20…

I haven't had great times at Wisconsin clubs, but I've occasionally had somewhat entertaining times so I keep trying them. I hadn't been to Bristol in a while and wasn't too far, so figured I'd…

I wasn't sure what to expect, and just wanted to check out a new club to me. The day cover was reasonable at $5 and of course a drink purchase. Got a RedBull for my…

Arrived 4 PM on a Monday. No changes to the exterior, parking, or interior. $6 cover at that time of day once you pay you are buzzed in via a turnstile and…

I have been to this club several times and I really enjoy it. Here is my past experience on Saturday: Lots of girls, higher class than most clubs. They wear gowns and have minimal…

Passing through the area on the way to New Hampshire and thought I’d check it out. Parking lot was pretty full, but no problem finding a space. Fairly well lit and in a general business…

I stopped in at class act recently after spending the day car shopping at Wesley chapel. Anyways, class act is maybe 3mins off of i275. The parking lot was full at about 9pm eventually…

It’s been a couple years since I’ve been here. But I was blowing through town on a Saturday afternoon and decided to stop and enjoy the scenery for an hour. Fairly large place. One big…

Arrived around 2am to a club that was hopping but not crowded on a weeknight. Cover charge was $20 which I guess is reasonable for that time. There were two dancing on the main stage…

Was in town couple weeks ago and this club is always a must visit for when I’m in town. Broke a new career milestone and that’s hitting a strip club in the morning. 11:30am to…

Stopped by Playhouse on a late Tuesday afternoon. I would be cautious about coming late afternoon. It was about the time when the day versus night shift change was starting to happen, so a bunch…

The club had plenty of parking as it is on the small side. Neighborhood wasn’t exactly upscale but it didn’t make me nervous either. I took an Uber to be safe. As I entered there was…

I visited CCR at 11 AM. No cover of course. There's a main bar + seating area with a stage, and a separate smoking room behind a glass divider with its own bar. In the…

I had an EV that needed to get charged while I was in the area, so I decided to spend a little time here. The good: - No cover - No drink minimum (I bought 3 Coors…

Went to the club on a Saturday night around 1 am. Upon arrival, i was greeted by a doorman who asked for the cover charge. I paid 10$ in cash (they dont take card). Once…

I understood the club had been renovated not too long ago, so I thought I'd check it out. I had never been there before. I called for a ride from the strip.…

As someone visiting a strip club for the first time, I wasn’t sure what to expect. To enter there was a cover of $20. Once you get in you see the stage at the front…

After searching reviews for about an hour, I finally decided on legs Cabaret. Last night in H-Town and wanted to go out with a bang, no pun intended. The Rockets may have lost but my…

Stopped by on a Wednesday around 6 right after work. No cover which was a nice surprise, but they still made me grab a drink at the door so I got a water for 7…

Checked out Good Guys the other night. Place is small as hell, like it literally feels like a long hallway with some stages thrown in, but they make it work. There’s three stages and the…

When I cant make the long drive up to Pompano Beach for a more fun time, I like to visit Scarletts to hang out. Its a big place like a nightclub with loud dance music,…

--PLACE-- Outside: The place is located on a standalone building with plenty of parking. Inside: You will have to make it past two doors to get inside the club. Once inside, there’s an…

So i was driving to Detroit from NY and i heard about this place so i decided to cut through Canada to see what the buzz was about. On their website it says to make…

This chain of strip clubs has a formula of usually being one of the top 5 in any city. I’ve been coming here and Scarlett’s - just a mile away- several times a week for…

Brads has a cool neighborhood bar vibe going on. Cover was $10 but the bouncer asked if I was from out of town and waived fee when I showed him my hotel key It is…

This is a nice fully nude club which follows the rule and without any tricks. Saturday night you pay 20$ to enter 7$ for non-alcoholic drinks which is mandatory. You can sit freely and…

Taking a break from the Iliad and thought I’d go back to my roots for a change and do a one visit review. I walked in to see Vito Spatafore in his Harley truck again keeping…

New review of Cricket , so after work I decided to stop by the place to check it out. Their was two dancers on stage when I arrived, then when they got off it took…

I was in Lafayette for work and discovered that the only club anywhere nearby was Michael’s. Despite there being barely any reviews in the last couple of years, I didn’t have anything else to do.…

Stopped by PHL on Friday. Club details at the end. This review is a combination of two separate visits. I don't consider myself a "regular" at Playhouse, but I'm regularly here about once…

10PM. Tiny South Carolina club just a bridge away from Georgia. BYOB. Cooler check. Wanded. $25 entry. Barely any PLs. Around 15 dancers. Twenties to thirties. Mostly tattooed white girls with glasses & bangs. Spinners to…

I visited the club Saturday in the evening. I reached at 5:30 so there was no cover charge. I think the details of the venue has been covered many time so I would not get…

Rick’s provides a very consistent strip club experience. Hadn’t been there in several years and was surprised to learn not much has changed. Same gauntlet upon arrival, red lights, male hosts, large and small stages,…

I was here in November '24 and almost left as the place was dead. See my review. I was back in the area so I went at 9:30PM on Thursday 1-May. The parking lot had…

After having heard and read a lot about this club from other mongers, I found myself in Dallas with a couple hours to spare before my flight from the DAL airport. I showed up at…

I was in town on Friday for work and needed to unwind with some female entertainment after a long day. BT's was a quick 5 minute uber from my hotel so I didn't have…

Bambi's Doll House is the worst of the three Panama City Strip clubs but the only one that opens during that day. Very small and run down, even though it opens at 11am there…

First time ever writing a review, but I come on here enough that I should give back. I’m not from Vegas and this was my first Vegas club. Palomino is a fully nude club located…

Was bored last Friday night so decided to make a trip to Ricks. I arrived a little before 9pm and left after about two hours. After a pat down I paid $16 and went inside.…

This is my favorite club in the Jacksonville area. I visit when I am in town, and I just like the girls and the vibe. Yes, there is no liquor, but I don't…

Post Midnight visit started out oh-shit another SRO night. I had to go motoring down south to a 2nd defunct eatery (Wendy's ?) with an unlit parking area (great). I hoof it 100 yds. or…

Went to Cheetah Pompano on a Monday mid-afternoon Easter week. I bailed on Booby Trap because it was just not good. Paid the obligatory $2 for parking and there was no cover.…

Going to be my second time writing this because they want more details which idk how much details they want I gave them the most important information there is. But anyway here goes Here's a…

Latest visit on 5/1. The place has a good energy, lot of pretty dancers with good mix of hispanic, caucasian, and afro-american. Management is friendly and waitresses truly try to serve and not just for…

Princeton ON, Friday night around 10pm. Club is in an isolated area a few minutes off the highway. Free parking in a gravel lot that was pretty full but I found an open spot. People…

Paradise is another dimension. When you enter, you need to keep your wits about you. You can get robbed blind or have a great time. Haven’t been in a couple of months but was bored…

Stopped by Saturday afternoon. Band-Aids is a dive bar that's been around forever and serves a very specific purpose in the Phoenix SC ecosystem. As I drove up, parking lot was surprisingly full. Walked in,…

Was having a slow Thursday afternoon so I decided to head out to Ruby's for some excitement. For those who don't know, it is a BYOB club in Bridgeport, a safe parking…

I had some extra time on a Wednesday afternoon, so I figured I'd check on NH's only strip club. It ain't worth it. I got there around 430/500 on a Wednesday afternoon. There was no cover,…

Mississauga ON, Friday after midnight. Industrial area, parking lot was full had to circle it a couple times before finding a spot. Walk in to no cover, waitress will take your drink order at your…

Brantford ON, Friday night around 11pm. Swing around to find the parking lot. You got a whole patio/bar area outside on the right here, you walk up to a gazebo area, small indian bouncer guy…

I had never been here, needed to spend some time away from home. Passed by and check it out. It was an interesting setup, they have like two stages that run side by side. So…

Wow it has been some time since I been to this club and I used to have a blast. I had about an hour to spare and stopped by. It had changed since my last…

This review covers several recent visits, though most have been similar. I've been coming to this club for maybe 8 years now, nearly always in the daytime. Physical layout has been described many times:…

Well I’ve been a busy guy! I tried BC which is a club ranked highly on this website. Let’s begin with some prelims, the place is easy to find and there’s a sign like Desire…

Have somewhat become a regular of this place and I can not recommend it enough! $5 cover to get in, $4.50 Corona specials on Sundays. There was 8 girls working, all what I am assuming…

Back in the day, The Hole was the place to be. The dayshift girls were an all-star team, Sugar, Gia, Storm, Baby Doll. Times have changed. This place has gone so downhill.…

Stopped in on a Monday evening on my way through the area. Easily seen from the road, with a large parking lot. Inside is standard stage inside of a the bar, 2 stages…

Visited Vivid around 7 PM and paid the full $17 cover charge—which is currently the highest in town for what you get (which isn’t much). For comparison, even Men’s Club charges only $15, and you…

Well....I have since moved a few hours away so don't get to come to Detroit clubs that much anymore. Decided to check out the FC since I heard it is under new management. Overall not…

I have not been here in a long time. But I was in the area and I decided to stop by during the early afternoon. The place is very dark so it takes some time…

I had the long drive from Denver to LA, so I made sure my overnight was in Vegas. After dinner, I headed over to the Nugget to lose a little money, and because I prefer…

As i mentioned in my last review, I intended to come back here for a second trip. It was pretty fun! Having been here before I knew the layout already: U-shaped bar with the entry and…

I went to Hidden Gem a week ago for the first time since January on a Friday night. My cover was $10. Miller lite $5. So- prices are unchanged all around. It was a busy…

This visit: Back to Player's Club on a thursday afternoon. Physically the club is unchanged. See my prior reviews for those details as no need to rehash those again. Arrived just after 12pm and was charged…

A dancer friend and I went here after she got off at her regular club, because she knew some of the people here. First, this is on an industrial street and area without residences, and…

This visit was around 5pm on a Friday afternoon. The parking lot is decent size but because it is shared with a popular dispensary, it can fill up quick. Luckily I found a spot and…

This location just reopened as Ciao Bella. Parking is easy with a fence for anyone who does not want their car seen from Court Street. I was headed to Madame Oars but saw the open…

First time visiting a club in louisville. Arrived originally around 3pm. Had an ugly Latina sit next to me and rub my crouch. No thanks. She was definitely not my type.…

Was passing through Lexington during a road trip and decided to check out the clubs in the area. We decided on the pony but that may have been a mistake. Went in on a Friday night…