Reviews

Devon Queen of the Handshake (QHS) Well I have been having an itch to see Leah for the longest time and haven’t been successful. As per my usual routine eat lunch with a couple of…

Okay. So if you’ve read one of my reviews you know damn well ima give it to you straight! I’m a veteran who lived long enough to see the day shift at Farley’s in ATL.…

Arrived at around 10:30. $15 cover $8.50 for hiballs. $20 for all dances. 20+ girls there. First time I'd been there since they changed the rules in the back area. When I arrived, the waitress said…

Oasis has been hit or miss mostly the last several years. But it’s close so I still occasionally stop in. It’s near the automall not far from Philadelphia airport and easy to get…

TLDR: $40 Uber from Toronto (one way); $15 Door (scanned ID), $8.75 water (mandatory 1 drink at door), $25 VIP cover with wristband, $20 a song, $10.20 ATM fee. High Mileage, Extras, and Nude on…

Chicago Club This review will cover a visit to the Chicago Club in La Zona on a Monday night in late February with fellow monger, JustinYoo. Please see accompanying reviews of Hong Kong Club and…

Context: This is my 200th review. That is a lot of time (well spent?) working on the art of strip clubbing. This review of the Filly will sound a lot like my review from one month…

This review covers three weekdays. First time was about 1am and they close at 2. 5 cover. BDD was the emptiest I’d ever seen it with the lot less than half full.…

I’ve been here about 5 times and really like it here. I always park across the street to avoid paying for the valet parking. There’s a big parking lot with a bunch of chain restaurants,…

The place is the same as detailed in all other reviews. Men’s room is small as one can imagine, two urinals and a non working toilet. And a working sink. $10 house entrance fee, $5.00 tip…

Many reviews for the Pink Palace. It’s a Pink Building off of 130 not far from NJ turnpike exit. Large rectangular bar that takes up most of the first floor. There are…

Recently went to club Blaze on a Friday evening with the guys, got there around 5pm thanks to Atlanta traffic. Usually we are day shift adventures but couldn’t make it thanks to traffic. Upon…

Came in with a Providence bro on a Friday afternoon and it was hoppin. Parking lot was nearly full and there were a bunch of dancers. I got a mixed drink for like $14 bucks…

I visited this place on a Wednesday night. They sent me a driver and I was welcomed. We were a group of 7 people, and had a good table. We had a deal for $40 including transportation,…

Bar Tropical This review will encompass a recent trip to La Zona with fellow monger, JustinYoo, over a 3 day excursion Monday through Wednesday in late February. Please refer to my recent review of HK…

Okay! So you know if you read any of my reviews, ima keep it 100! You walk in the club and 2 options. $25 no dances $50 for dances. My dumb ass showed up with a…

Went in a few weeks ago. When you enter, you walk through a metal detector and then pay $10 entry. When you get in, the DJ is to the right, with the bar next to…

I visited Scarlett's on a Friday afternoon, arriving around 3PM. The club has a dedicated parking lot that is well lit and monitored (at night). The area, while not glitzy, feels relatively safe,…

I was told by a dancer at one club that one of my current favorite dancers had moved to Essex. In all my years, I'd never been here before, so I was interested in finding…

Having been to DV8 several times over the years there is something about this spot that keeps drawing me back. On any given shift there are 6-12 girls ranging in looks from about average to…

Had a client cancel an afternoon appointment and had a little free time so decided to swing by one of my favorite quick stops. It was Tuesday around 4:30 and pulled in to a quiet…

I went there on a Monday afternoon, maybe about 3pm. You pass a metal detector when you enter. I had to pass it twice, as the guard there wasn't on duty the first time. Plenty…

Saturday afternoon visit to Bourbon Street. Parking lot was deceptively sparse, but there were plenty of people inside once I got in. No cover before 6pm and I usually just get a water so I'm…

I've seen some incredibly beautiful faces and figures at Ricks. She might have been the best. Truth is, I hadn't been to Ricks in the past six years or more. This is a club I used…

I went here last year on a whim and saw one of the girls. Blind, petite, cute, nothing super crazy. I was brought into a private room with a couch where she listed out her…

I don’t know why I keep trying with this place. I have lived in Maine for 6 years now and have been here probably once a year and each time it’s horrible! The only benefit -…

After two great experiences at Palomino as someone newer to the scene, I stopped by on a Tuesday night when in town. I took an uber from the strip and paid the $66 cover that…

Stopped in after a few years absence. Was let in without cover at 620. Sat down at the bar, and was immediately greeted by Hope. Gorgeous blond with amazing body and eyes to die…

I decided to visit Jimmy’s last Saturday night. I hadn’t been in a few years, so I wanted to see how it was. It’s about a 40 minute drive from downtown Chicago.…

Came here on a Wednesday around 9:30 while in town for a conference. Large square room with main bar on the left hand side as you enter. The main stage sits in the center of…

I stopped by the pink palace on Saturday afternoon. It is not hard find, it’s on route 130. It has a big parking lot with plenty of spots. I entered the club from the side…

This is my updated review. Last time I came here was late Nov ‘24. Came in Friday around 9:30pm. The entrance fee was around $12. A lot of available parking. Location is in shopping area.…

I crawled some Miami clubs tonight. This one was the second I hit up. I arrived around 11:45. The cover was 20. I arrived by uber so didn’t have any parking hassle. I’ve been here…

I visited Acropolis for the first time with some friends because we were hungry after the Winterhawks game and one of them suggested we go here for steaks. A strip club for steak? I thought.…

This was my second visit to Paradise and I will start off by saying it wasn't nearly as good as my first visit. The club is in what appears to be an old strip mall. Plenty…

So The Building ? Like many of the past reviews its has been described as bright Pink . It sits on the South side of Route 130 in Burlington Nj . The parking lot is…

Its been I think 3 years since I last visited and looks like 6 years since my first visits (and first review). Basics: small pink building along 130, huge parking lot which I have…

This building is directly behind Frank's hot dogs, and it can be hard to find; follow the signs. An added bonus, if you use the ATM it will show up on your account as "Frank's…

Small place on a busy street corner, across from the CVS. Easy to miss. If you're using GPS, make sure you're looking for Van Houten AVENUE and not Van Houten Street . Place is actually nicer…

This is a compilation of two visits, both in the afternoon. The club gets off to a slow start, not unlike any other club. This is an all black club on my visits. Fine…

Decided to check out the scene at an old favorite on the way home. The club is basically a single room with a large rectangular bar with a stage on the interior where 1…

Went to Lidos on a football Sunday during the playoffs after an uneventful time at Cheaters and was happily surprised at the good time that was had. Big parking lot, fairly well lit...…

Been going to the Rail less lately since it's been lacking in new talent for years now. Arrived just after midnight my last visit. For a Saturday, it really seemed low capacity-wise. I'd say it…

I love visiting this club every time I’m in Philly. It feels kind of shady getting there, you’re walking through mid-town which is really nice and then there’s a somewhat dark alley with a small…

Stopped by about two weeks ago around 3 on a Tuesday. I was stuck in traffic up north and decided I would drop by. Haven’t been since right after Covid but I have been here…

I went to cheetah last Wednesday Night around 10 pm. Plenty of free parking in their well lit parking lot. And paid 10 dollars to get in. Had plenty of ones but the door man…

I had sometime to kill so I decided to give this place a shot. When you walk in it is extremely dark mostly because you have to let your eyes adjust from the Texas sun.…

Okay, so this was my first time at the ultimate adult playground. So I must admit I was scared initially to go to TJ, especially with the climate between the US and Mexico, but…

Flash dancers is my go to place as the talent there is always amazing and above average. But this particular visit was bad. About the place two door to enter the club. Once you enter…

Okay! If you’ve read any of my reviews you know I love going back to a spot when it hits. My Austin spot was chica bonitos. So as soon as I landed, I tired to…

Arrived about 5:00 and parked in the back dirt lot. Lot attendant confirmed I was in the back lot so there was no parking fee. Cover was $10 with a light pat down. Both levels of…

Another lunchtime visit, midweek. It’s pretty disappointing that post Covid this club cut their hours. Before I used to be able to go from noon, any day of the week. Now it’s only Thursday and…

It's been awhile since I've visited a strip club (have to be a bit money-conscious at the moment) so I figured I should stop on by especially since I wanted to have some ass and…

I was leaving work in downtown Raleigh late and I was bored so I figured since I was going right by it I stop at Ricks. I arrived already 9pm and stayed maybe 90 or…

So after a few months of waiting for the renovations to settle in, I decided to give G-Spot a try to see how things are looking these days. For the most part, the building remains…

I’ve been to curves a few times in the last few months. You come in on the right and the club opens to the left with the bar on the back wall. Sometimes you get…

Was in town for business and dropped by this place after a work event. The layout is a bit surprising. From the outside, this looks like a big warehouse type of club, but…

This would be my second time going. Free parking, with a huge lot. Around the corner of the club, did notice some street entertainment so already knew there was fun all around. I went on…

Had some time to kill between a couple of appointments and paid a weekday after noon visit. Club looked the same as it did last time I was the stage is in the middle, bar…

I was in Columbus for a few days and picked Roadhouse based on full nude and reasonably priced dances. My first attempt was on Monday. I arrived at about 8 and the door was locked,…

The place is the same as always. Read below if you want to know what it looks like. The soda machine is no longer there, but that’s fine with me as I never partook anyways. It’s…

Stopped by on a Wednesday afternoon around 5pm. Not too busy. Pre pandemic Cheerleaders had hapoy hour prices, but no longer do. Renovation is nice. Enter through metal detector, nice new bathroom and lap dance…

This is an interesting location because it’s downtown in the same building as a massage place. You enter from the street but go in the elevator upstairs through security pay the cover charge I believe…

This establishment is kind of clean but very run down and in need of renovations. There wasn't many men there and only one guy was rowdy but giving people money to throw out. Overall good…

First visit to this club. After reading a few reviews I just had to check this place out as I was in Bangor for the night, I figured it can't be that bad. Hint -…

My last review was not accurate. I said that there's no ebony talent but i am wrong. Today, I saw 2 pretty black chicks working the stage. There were 2 black girls, 2 white girls…

Looking for good lap dances with dancers with whom I am at least somewhat unfamiliar, I headed out for the rain-soaked drive here. Walked in, handed the lovely lady at the desk $20.00, took my…

Was at Bare Assets Wednesday afternoon and stopped back in at about 10pm. No cover during the day but 10 at night. Domestic beer is 5 and mix drink in plastic cup is 11. After…

Went on a Saturday night to see one of my ATF's. Got there around 10:30pm. Got my DL scanned, patted down, and wanded- and you know, I'm fine with that. North Hills…

I had read great things about Baby Dolls in Dallas. I had been to this club decades ago (at its former location on NW Highway) but had not ventured into it since it relocated to…

When you drive up to Lido's you will have plenty of parking with no parking fees. You walk in and their bar practically snakes around the entire club. On the back side of…

I’ve been to this establishment several times. If you arrive before 10pm on Friday they’ll have a “dance” with all the strippers where you can pair up and go on stage with them. Obviously…

Went to Club 205 last Monday afternoon at around 3:30. Club has been reviewed many times, club details are in the second part of this review. . Most of the girls that day were in…

I got there after midnight so cover was about $15 and when I walked in I was greeted by a woman (the owner I guess) who was somewhat pushy as I just wanted to sit…

First visit here. I was staying at a hotel around a 10-15 minute drive so I had to check it out. It's in the middle of nowhere and not much in the general area but…

Came in on a Thursday around 11:45. First time in Atlanta, first time to this club. Pat down and collected 30 at the door, I tipped 5. The entrance is upstairs from the major…

While on a work I arrived late afternoon, was very quiet greeted by a nice security guard and a really attractive blonde. $20 cover and not many patrons despite a crowded parking lot when I…

The building is in the back of the parking lot of the purple orchid. Inside is a bookstore. With a theater to your right and the girls rooms are straight in the back. The left…

Stopped by this place for the first time in a long while after having relocated to Georgia. First thoughts were that the place has undergone a slow Cubanization in terms of the current line up…

Traveling between New York and DC, I stopped into Delilah‘s on a Friday late afternoon. There was no cover charge from the cute girl out front and after the metal detector I sat at a…

I found myself in the area with a little bit of extra time on Saturday right about noon. I think my car knows this and the autonomous system takes over. It wasn’t long before I…

Found the place as usual in an industrial not great area, but felt safe enough. Grabbed a coffee at the Starbucks down the street first. Layout has been covered, but I’ll say you walk in and…

Synopsis: PT’s has a lot of hot talent but there are enough patrons (mostly from out of town) who pay too much and inflate prices. There also appears to be a high number of regulars…

I've stopped by the Hi-Liter off and on over the years. Originally went because they had feature dancers and a website that was updated with some regularity to showcase them. Often those feature dancers were…

Again reviewing this club (pretty much have two since this club and Devil's Triangle are the only two clubs walkable for me). Yeah, it's starting to be over for this club. 1) Door dudes used to…

This was a Saturday visit in February. Got there around 8pm, stayed to about 11pm. This review is mostly about the dancers there that night. Layout: There is parking at the club, but I have no idea…

Was in KW for a couple of days. This was the first of three places. (turned out to be the best of the three). Monday night around 8:00 pm. No cover.…

This is part 2 of my HK trip which covers day 2. Part 1 Enter the Dragon: https://tuscl.net/dashboard/reviews/423685 ==================================== So, after trying to catch some sleep after the amazing session with Texas, I found myself waking up at…

I’m usually a night time goer in Vegas so going during the day was new for me. But this day I decided to see what the day shift lineup was like. I called ahead and…

Location/Building details; The club is off the highway. Very bright lights outline the building and at night you almost can't miss it. Big gravel parking lot. Easy access Inside, you stop at the window where you pay…

A discount pass is available online which drops the cover charge just $ from the usual $22 (before 5) or $27. Wednesdays there's $10 entry before 1pm, and might be a great deal, because--well, read…

The only way to get to it is driving in Broadhollow Road and taking the exit to Farmingdale Road where it's smack dab right next to the entrance. Right before I merged into Farmingdale road,…

The club is located in a strip mall off of a major road. There is plenty of parking and it is well lit. Your car is not totally exposed to the main road driving by…

Short version, not recommended for what most guys on this site are here for. Long version, see below. Decided to give Rick's another look after hearing they reduced their cover and drink cost. Cover is…

Ok so first time review. First time to cheetah in wbp. Got in the club probably 1730 on wensday night. 1 dollar cover no pat down. Went in caught a seat at the main bar. Drink wise…

Stopped by on a Friday evening a few weeks ago around 6. Haven't been on a friday in a while -mostly Saturday late first shift and early 2nd and I usually have a longer tine…

Decided to give the updated baby dolls fw another chance since the main BBD location has changed the chairs up a lot upstairs. Unfortunately the changes also have hit BDFW from my experience. Walked in…

I found myself in the area with money to spend and time to kill. I’m normally a daytime visitor and you can usually find a seven or so surrounded by fives. I wanted to see…

Hit Allstars after making a drop off at Midway since I hadn’t been for a while. ID was scanned on my way in. Bar is to the right as you walk in with…

I have left quite a few reviews between here and Fantasies, but nearly every one has been about a day shift experience. I am a day shift guy. I like the low hustle factor during…