Reviews

First time back in Seattle in a few years and am beyond thankful for the Seattle PL's who gave me incredible insight and recommendations to make my trip as eventful and fun as possible! Arrived on…

This place is called sugar n spice now. Upon arrival, the parking lot was packed. I was greeted in the lot by the owner I believe, and he asked me to park out back. So…

Ok, a second trip to TJs, this time I checked the VIP rooms. Pretty clearly this place is under a management group who care about their customers, not the usual creepers you usually get.…

I’m sure you’ve read about this place or you are at least familiar with it. Former legendary punk music venue in the middle of a cornfield on a dirt road between Highway 10 and Lawrence.…

Arrival (largely unchanged) I got there around 7:15. Small parking lot in a residential neighborhood; you'll overlook it if it's too dark. You come in up a short flight of stairs, through a foyer, into…

Grand Prix weekend, so I thought I'd get my own lap(dances) in and take a hot model around the track. Club was fairly quiet when I arrived around 4pm. Screens were showing…

Was in town one night for work and this placed seemed to have the best reviews for what I was looking for. A good time not a long time. Arrived and I believe the cover was…

I had been to Nashville's only other club, DejaVu, so I decided to complete the city tour and visit this one. Both clubs are owned by the same group. This one's less than a…

First visit since they started serving liquor. Cover was $10 on a Friday at 9pm. Not sure if this is the new cover fee. Was expecting $21. Anyways layout is still…

Checked it out for the first time on a weekend night. On the east side of Rt 19 in NewPort Richey, the location is quite safe and brightly lit. Ample parking for club…

No it's no Christmas, but Candie's... MAN! Headed to Candie's on a Friday afternoon, not my normal time to go. I typically go on a Monday, Tuesday or Wednesday. This particular day did not disappoint!…

I stopped into SR on recent Wednesday evening. I called the club around 10:15 or so to get a ride to the club. They picked me up around 11:00 or so. No…

I’m working in the area for a while, so tried to take advantage of the Discount Dance Wednesdays at Knockouts. This is a summary of four Wednesdays in April. The club is located in Stone Park…

Decided to try a Thursday at noon. Nice big parking lot, feels safe enough. Walk in at noon and was probably the tenth customer. No cover no ID check. Shown to a seat along the…

Midway Invader Thursday Night 5/6/2025 11 PM In two days, I made my rounds of five clubs from Oakville Pure Gold. I headed for the furthest away club, Midway Invader, before working my way back…

Come in here a few times when there is nothing else to do in town. Cover is $10 and upon paying that you walk into a dimly lit building with a bar and pool table…

Pure Gold in Oakville Thursday evening 5/8/2025 This was the third club out of five that I visited in the last two days. During which I stayed in Sauga. I usually do not go to…

Hit the club around 1 pm on Tuesday The parking lot had about 10 cars. Walked in and was completely blinded by the darkness. I needed about 1 min for my eyes to adjust .…

Wanting to see some actual pole dancing talent for a change, I stopped by Players after work on a Friday just after 6pm. Mandatory valet $7, no cover at that time, with $4 domestic specials…

I stop in every time I’m in town. I first visited decades ago and got to taste a dancer’s cooch in the private dance area, but that was forever ago and haven’t had quite that…

Last couple of times I've been here were kind of lack-luster but everyplace has it's ups and downs. Got there about 11:00 pm. It was lightly raining. The parking lots were surprisingly full but it…

I got here about 3 pm, left at like 4:30. They have a sign on top of the black building that houses the club that's hard to see and in need of an upgrade. The…

I am from out of state and last visited Creekside about 4 years ago. It is a decent size building with ample parking at the end of a dead end street. Seems like a…

Was back in H-Town for more networking Bizz. The group was looking for a place to watch the playoffs close to Hobby. T-Wolves are my team so don’t hate. We settled for The Ritz. Thought…

I've been here a few times over the years with varying results. I stopped in here instead of another club I've been hitting because I wanted a little more mileage than usual. Door was $20…

On some level, Montreal's downtown clubs tend to follow a certain formula that sets them apart from clubs in the states. Cleopatra's definitely had that Montreal feel, but it differed in a couple of…

First time at this new Vegas club. Thursday Night before midnight. The Rundown: Cover Charge 10$ 2$ Draft special only on Budweiser Lap Dance 25$ Short review cause I only lasted an hour. Did not match my expectations unfortunately. Hope…

I've lived in Pinellas county about 15 minutes from Reign for quite a while and never been there so I figured I would check it out. Typically I make the drive over to Tampa, but…

I don't usually eat at the Waffle House near this place because I don't want dancers to know what I drive. I did this time and noticed the kid running the front room has his…

This is for a Saturday 6pm visit. Free parking and a safe looking building. When you enter, turn left to enter the main club. Look right to see entrances to per dance rooms and VIP/ champagne…

Let me just say that this is a very very classy looking place. When I arrive, I paid a seven dollar cover, and as you walk in the bar is right in front of you…

PLACE The layout of Cheater's has been described often. It is the largest club in the area with the highest ceilings, two bars, a pool table and a huge area for lappers and/or vip. I…

I arrived around 2ish to check the place out for the first time. I actually parked my car in the parking lot when I didn't see any valet attendant, but after I got out…

I love bringing out of state newbies to this club. At least on good days. This was a good day and my young coworker was blown away. Maybe not blown, but very…

This club is pretty much as others describe. A somewhat dingy club with plentiful attractive dancers and extras on offer. It's out at the airport in a warehouse/business park area. I arrived around 9 p.m.…

Okay, I have tried to write this review 3 times, but keep deleting it because it sounds like an effing self club review. However, you can just judge for yourselve I guess. I had a fantastic…

Made a stop for their Wednesday specials with a plan not to indulge in the $80 VIP which can be a bargain if you find the right girl. Instead I planned on doing as many…

Cafe Atlantis Wednesday, About 5 PM - 5:30 PM For details on my interests and ratings, see New Loco Review. Wow, the men's room is small and has no towels or dryer, although it has a towel…

A lot of the basics have been said about this place so I thought I would provide some more detailed info that I noticed and learned first hand over the period of about a month…

I was back in New York for a quick visit and had a couple of hours to kill in between meetings so I stopped in. The place has been described many times but its…

I visited Ildas on a Thursday. This is definitely a dive bar. The overall place is small and the stage is small as well. The girls are in bikinis and they dance…

Bradenton, FL. Friday night real late. Bradenton is where the Pirates do spring training. Area seems alright to me, Right next to a gas station. This club's parking lot is in the back, you enter…

Hadn't stopped at the WAGG in over a year and had some free time in the area, so I figured, "what the heck"! The club is in a business/industrial area that is safe. They have…

I was in new west for a dinner and when that wrapped up I popped by the Paramount to see what ladies were around. $15 cover to get in with one mandatory drink (this is…

Things are definitely looking up at DD Pompano. My latest visit was a vast improvement from my previous recent visits. I’m hoping this is a trend and not an anomaly. I visited DD Pompano on a…

After a successful first and second visit here, I stopped by Wednesday evening (about 8 PM) to see what the club would be like on a weekday evening, and hopefully meet up with some of…

New Locomotion Wednesday, May 7, 2025, 3:30-4:30 PM & trip comments Loco is the nearest club to my hotel, about 2 miles away. I have all the strip clubs and massage places I like on Google…

The cover is a good amount (I think $60 or $65), but it does come with two free drinks. I don’t drink so I got a red bull and gave the other one to a…

Decided to go in after a long day of work. Went in was charged $20 for admission. No food on weekdays only on Friday through Sunday. You can still get drinks any night but of…

Came here on a Saturday in January. It was $25 entry, $25 vip bracelet to get to the vip room. A bottle of water was $3. This place can vary night to night, this night…

Let me preface this by saying I'm spoiled by Yellow Rose. I hung out at YR for several hours on Friday night and had a really great time - decided to stop by P10 on…

Palm Harbor, FL. Saturday night. Another club right off 19. Plenty of parking in the lot. Area seems fine to me. Walk on in. Lady at the front charges $10 cover. She notifies me it's…

The Golden Banana, or DB's Golden Banana, as the sign says, has been there for over 50 years. It's been through many iterations as a strip club. Now it's part of a group of 3…

Visited VIP last week and was decently surprised. I believe it's been under new ownership for a year or so now. The good - there is plenty of parking around. Free street parking after 10 (I…

Holiday, FL. Friday night. Came in after a couple spots in north Pasco. It's sort of behind a mcdonalds off of 19. There were cars in the front lot so I'm thinking that there's stuff…

Clearwater, FL. Saturday night. Right off 19. Area seems alright to me. Plenty of parking in the back lot. Walk on in. Lady at the front, $10 cover. In we are, bar to the left,…

Came back to the post after a while. Parking lot was pretty full, but thankfully there was additional parking further on the right side. Once you enter the club there is a rectangular stage…

This review is from a stop I made here back in January. I stopped at the club around 4pm. The place looks like a little hole in the wall with parking on the side. At…

Clearwater, FL. Saturday night after midnight. It has a Clearwater address online, but it's not really near Clearwater, so I don't fucking know. Right off Ulmerton, a busy road. Plenty of parking in the lot.…

It was my first time to the landing strip and my first impression was what was a place like doing in a tiny town like Romulus? The venue possibly the only business running in town.…

Second Visit to Cafe Atlantis. I visited during the winter during the daytime, this time it was on a less than busy Tuesday night. I arrived around 9:00 and left just after midnight. Location…

I’ve described the place before, small clubs small stage in the middle L shaped bar when you walk in. Private dance area right behind the entrance, and a few chairs around and a couple VIP…

This is a composite of two separate visits. Both were Tuesday early afternoon visits. No cover either time. First visit was good crowd. About 15 dancers with 25 or…

Found myself in the Milford area, and thought to give this place a shot. Bottomline.. for the afternoon, it was not worth the time. Location.. located in a strip mall. It was kinda weird finding…

The club was pretty uncomfortable the chairs that they had are as hard the ones back in middle school and the booths didn't feel like they had any cushion. The girls were alright there were…

This was my 2nd return visit after a long time off. First the preliminary information, easy to find with a big Desire sign off the highway. Dances are $25 and $35 bones topless and nude,…

I don’t think this place needs more reviews however I go to stop in on Tuesday night and there are like 6-7 cop cars in the parking lot. I think to myself “well party’s over”…

Many have reviewed this club. So I will be brief about its physical space, and talk more about my experiences. As you enter, there is a large parking lot (good). Police cars outside, adds to sense…

I had some free time yesterday so decided to stop by the club. I had not been there before, but no smoking and free entry was great. Can’t stand the smell of smoke after quitting…

Had a couple of dead days and decided to see what a weekday was like. Arrived around 10. No cover. Drinks are 4 for water or soda, 7 beer, 10 shots. When you enter the…

I arrived around 11 PM on Wednesday. There were about 12 -15 girls working. There’s a bar on one side… no one sits there. Pool tables are in another room …the tables…

Came here before on a weekday to avoid the crowd because this place looks like its packed on weekends. On a weekday, I was hounded from the minute I stepped in so I decided to…

Much has been written about the layout of the place. It’s a pink building on the side of a busy highway right next to a dealership and down the road from an Amazon and Target…

The nightclub is situated in a safe neighborhood and offers free entry, which is a plus for visitors. Upon entering, restrooms are conveniently located on the left-hand side. There is an ATM available inside, though…

St Petersburg, FL. Saturday night. It's in shopping center. Plenty of parking in the lot, area seems fine to me. Walk on in, white girl with glasses at the front, collects cover, $10. In we…

I was in Jackson for work and, like many of us business travelers, found myself stuck on a Monday night with nearly every restaurant and bar shuttered. So, I took a gamble and wandered into…

Just on US 1 in pinecrest. $15 cover after pattern and ID scan. Upon entering there are a few high tops with girls on their phone. Not aggressive. Small club with a bar that takes…

Stopped in on a Wednesday to kill some time. I had been here a couple times but it seems that unless you come at just the right time most of the dancers are already seated…

I returned to my favorite haunt after a long hiatus. I am glad to report that the place has not changed a lot. especially during the day they are still the best place to go…

So I popped in to Mystique upon the recommendation of a friend. The club is located in an industrial area with one road going in and out of the place. Felt a bit sketchy as…

The first couple of times I visited here after their opening, in the afternoons, the place was dead. I gave up on this place until I started noticing the parking lot getting filled in recent…

Going in I knew this place was a dive based upon other reviews here, and when I entered I was not disappointed. It’s a local dive bar with chubby to fat women who should not…

Traveling for work in salt lake and decided to check this place out. Entered the club on a Saturday night around 11pm. Paid a $6 cover. Girl at front desk was friendly, asked for a…

Central location if you are in North Jersey. Ample parking outside and you can get a VIP spot if you lightly tip the valet. Entry was $10 and tipped the bodyguard another $10. He seemed to…

Traveling for work again and decided to waste some time on Tuesday. I arrived around 11PM. I snagged a parking spot on the side of the building. That night there were more spots in…

Required : 10 entrance fee paid to bartender get two non alcoholic drinks(afternoon) BYOB Rectangle bar takes up most of the room. Not a lot of room to walk around $30 per dance for…

Came here a few Fridays ago. I agree with those who say Friday day is probably the best shift. The only problem is sometimes Fridays get so crowded that it’s hard to have a good…

Hudson, FL. Friday night. Just came from Pink Pussycat up the road. On the side of the highway, area seems fine to me. Plenty of parking in the lot. Walk in. Black dude opens the…

It wasn’t that long ago that I posted my review of this club - singing its praises. You can imagine then my disappointment after having returned there yesterday after an impromptu work trip to Miami -…

I made another trip to Clancy‘s this time on Sunday afternoon. I’ve reviewed this place, and others a number of times, but I’ll go ahead and list the specifics again. It’s located in a…

Well, since this is my favorite weekday afternoon club in LA, I figured I should give an updated review. Interior has been well described from the turn style entrance, stage and bathroom. $6.00 cover charge,…

New Orleans Jazz Fest Saturday Night. The music stops at the Fest at 7pm so we decided to shower and head to the FQ to grab dinner and hit the Penthouse Club. After…

Was bored and in town so swung by Headlights on Granby. The location is in a strip mall that’s well lit close to the highway. The cover was only $5 (probably since it was 9…

A few updates from a regular. New info on a girl denoted with a * and new girls denoted with #. I'm also adding zodiac sign info if I know it just for fun.…

Largo, FL. Saturday night. Strip mall, busy road, area seems fine to me. Plenty of parking. In you go, guy at the front. $10 cover and ID check. In you go. Basically one bar island…

Haven't been in a while decided to pop in earlier than usual on a Wed. I think it was around 330ish. Went in spent the $40 for normal vip. I've written the description tons…

The club is in a pretty industrial part of town, on a two-lane one-way street. Parking is on both sides of the building and in the back, but the entrance is in the back; if…

Was in Ohio for the first for work. So I decided to try some clubs out. I arrived at the club near opening at 11:45am. The club is located east of Cleveland in a nice…

Hudson, FL. Right at the very top end of the Tampa Bay metro area. Right off the highway. In front of some video store and next to a liquor store. I walk in, cover was…

I initially stopped at Hi Liter. I left when the door guy would not let me pick my table near the stage which was open. I do not want to maneuver the obstacle course to…