Reviews

I was in the area on Saturday night and decided to check out this place on the way back home. The only good thing I can say about this club is that the door…

Went there for the first time. It was a Wednesday night so my expectations weren't big. Cover was only $10 which is much better than other clubs in the area. Girls were not pushy at…

I had not visited Tequila on a Friday night in a long time, so I figured I was due for a good find. Went in around 9. Layout has been described, but suffice it to…

I like this place. Although it's not close to being my favorite, it's a good environment: the dancers don't are more energetic than those at the other clubs nearby. The music is great.…

There is absolutely nothing special about this club in any way shape or form. The layout has two stages, one in a cramped area by the bar near a pool table, the other at…

I was in town for business and decided to stop by as it was closest to my hotel. On future trips, I will be sure to drive a little further to check out another…

I arrived in Rockford Sunday evening, hoping one of the "lingerie salons" would still be open. Chantilly Lace took Mother's Day off. I hadn't been to Exclusive for a few years, so I…

So I come into this spot in an industrial part of town at the end of the road, park on the road, and walk in. Immediately there is a metal detector and a guy to…

I was in Fort Wayne the last weekend in April, and decided to check out a club. I drove past Showgirls III, which looked all glitzy on the outside, and decide to try Harem.…

Showed up on Sunday night and got to the door. Standard fare. They scan your driver's license at the door, which I hate, but I was willing to endure it to have a couple of…

Dropped in to check things out after reading the bouncers were out of the dance areas. The only good news about this post is that rumor it true. That said the rules look…

Went in on a Friday recently, club wasn't as busy as I expected. Maybe it is the economy. It always surprises me that some dancers would rather sit around doing nothing than talk with somebody.…

Hadn't been there in a few months, so I went Saturday night. At the start, the girls were in the 5-6 range. Couple of 7s maybe. Got a couple of dances in the back with…

Went to this joint after the Nat's and O's game on a Wednesday night 5/10 at about 11:30 pm. I travel occasionally to the D.C., but it was my first time at this establishment. The…

visited Saturday afternoon. The bartender was nice. she was not a dancer. sat there about 15 minutes when a dancer came up at sat down. she was a very pretty young lady and very friendly.…

This club is not the classiest or in the best shape! If you go there you go because the women are nude. I went in and there is a $10 cover with a drink. When…

Mickeys is a hit or miss establishment. Sometimes I have a great time, and sometimes not so great. Not the best looking or youngest dancers out there, but some of them still have a few…

Went there on a weekday afternoon after I got off work early. There were probably about 7 dancers working then. A couple of good looking ones, the others not so much. I…

Some eastern block hotties in here but the place had such a downer vibe when I was there. It's the fucking weekend people pick it up a bit, we are there to relax and you…

All nude so no alcohol in Colorado. It was slow when I went which was early - about 5:00pm. But that was good for me. The girls stopped by to chat but not pushy.…

Had to make a visit the other night to the Trop. It was a Saturday night and it was busy for once. There were at least 30 ladies in but one in particular…

I was driving home from work one night, feeling depressed and just wanted to go somewhere to have a couple of beers and see some tits, without draining my wallet. So I decided to drive…

This place is pretty nice . Expensive cover for what it is and a forced drink to buy to get in around $25 when alll said and done. Don't get dances so I can't comment…

So club Alex's is in Stoughton which is local for me, so its the closest option I have. They've recently remodeled and it shows, very nice, albeit small, club. They only have one stage in…

I was just there on a rainy Saturday. Great selection of beers on tap and some really good talent. About 1/2 eastern European and 1/2 Brasilian. IT was a very relaxed…

My favorite spot, 2nd runner up would be Scarletts but this spot is in 1st place by far. Last time I was there a one the Wheel of fortune. Went there to watch the fight,…

Went to club Bristol on a Wednesday afternoon, no cover charge during the day time. Club has been described completely many times in previous reviews, they are accurate. A handful of girls working…

I have been wanting to heck out this club for several years. With a free afternoon I finally decided to take the 2 hour drive to CT yo see if it was with everything…

I recently went back for what I think would be my 6th visit. It was mid afternoon but surprisingly the place was fairly active. The staff were friendly as to be expected. I had the…

Great visit, sat back and drank a few beers and enjoyed the show. Was approached by many dancers but decided that I wanted to see them all before lightening the load. After the full rotation…

Arrived in Germany a month ago and overheard a conversation from a coworker about this club. He said it was predominantly Brazilians so immediately I got excited. I went in a Saturday by myself and…

I stopped in here briefly while visiting the club across the street, and to be honest, I had drank way too much to remember much.  What i do remember was the hot bartender working.  I…

This review is based on several trips through a few weeks all in the afternoon between 1-4pm. I used to have an atf work here but it seems as though she has moved…

Back in town again, and I did my usual rotation of visits of the 3 clubs in the area.  I must say, this used to be my favorite spot, but not anymore.  When I entered…

Back in town again, and made my usual rotation. After making my rounds over the course of a couple of days, of the 3 clubs, I must say that I had the most fun here. My observations: -…

So, on a recent trip to Vegas, my husband and I visited the Spearmint Rhino. It took a lot of convincing, as I had never been to a strip club before, but I was curious.…

This establishment should be called "The Rock." That is exactly what it looks like from the outside. Parking was easy to find because there weren't very many people there. The club is clean on the…

Up until a few months ago, this was my go to club for a "quick smile." The last two times were like I was in a different club. Rio has three private dance…

Was there a few weeks ago. Decent club with good value if you like to just tip the stage show. Weekend prices went up to $30. Many latinas but none really that cute. But they…

The girls here are 6-7s on avg. Went on a sat night when there is a large crowd. The lapdances were $20 and I got dances from 3 diff girls. SOme of the girls were…

Haven't been here in a bit but I needed my dose of this place so I came back between shifts to maximize the number of dancers I would see. Most frankly are over the hill,…

San Jose doesn't really have any options. It's better to invest in the drive up to San Francisco. That being said, at least this club has all-nude dancers and heavy contact in the…

I came here a while back with no idea what this place was, I had been convinced by a friend of mine. We came here with some friends who were girls and let me tell…

I returned to Sam's on a Saturday morning about 5am. No cover, no door girl, no questions, nada, just strolled right on in. This time I found about ten girls working and about a dozen…

The club is in an ok part of Akron - on the edge of a seedy part of town. Gravel parking lot and an old run down building. $10 entry fee and nice…

After getting past the hostess, who was an absolute bitch, it was a great visit. I got there right as the club opened. And when I walked in, all the stages had dancers. It…

First ever strip club visit and I think it was a good choice. Many cute and friendly girls. The dancers who approached me were all sweet and made me feel comfortable. Decent variety in body…

It's been almost a year since my last visit to Millstream. Unfortunately the management last year somehow matched my reviewer persona to my actual persona, and per a dancer friend, some degree of hell…

Was in Atlanta on business and wanted to spend a few evenings at a strip club. Atlanta has plenty to offer, but for various reasons I never made it farther than here. Walking in, you're…

This place is awful. There is no better way to describe it. Tucson doesnt exactly have the best quality clubs but this one is one of the worst. The music was mostly rap and the…

The wife and I have been to Mr Happys about 6 times in the past 1 1/2 years. Each time they only had 1-3 girls to choose from, not much to look at in most cases. The…

I haven't been to Hollywood in probably over a year. I used to go during the day shift but got tired of the drink hustle and the quality of the dancers had gone down hill.…

Have been there a few times around 7-9pm. Went there with the wife. No one on stage, a few girls sitting around. The happy hour is till 8pm and is Dirt Cheap! Bottle of mich…

Went by yesterday 5/13, and sampled a bunch of different girls. Got there around 3:15, surprisingly the afternoon shift was still going strong, as the place was packed with barely a seat to be had.…

It's been a few years since I've been here but while it used to be so busy, it was pretty much dead when I got there. They charged me $15 entrance fee but…

I've been to a lot of strip clubs over the years. Mainly bachelor parties, hanging with friends and things like that but Teasers is without a doubt, the best! My wife and I were looking…

I was driving home from MD to NH and got lost looking for a place to eat while wait out traffic on 95. Stopped by here and the place looks clean and classy. There was…

My pickup at BWI was delayed for 6 hours. I was hungry and decided to head for....Fantasies! Umm, why not? Their chicken breast sandwich as it turned out was excellent,…

Some buddies and I were spending the weekend in Bend and stepped into Stars hoping to experience the same quality of ladies as the other location. We weren't disappointed. When we walked in we…

One of the worst strip clubs I have ever been to. Girls are lazy, they can't dance on stage, don't speak English and rudely ask for a tip. Drinks are expensive . Girls were not…

Overall ok. Some dancers are pushy about private dances. Others take some time to get to know you before asking if you want a dance. The most popular girls have lots of regulars. So good…

I visited twice since my last review. There was no bouncer checking ID's at the entrance this time, instead a cute and new door girl took the cover charge and checked ID's. The…

Some friends and I visited the club on a Thursday on our way home from downtown. Ten dollar admission fee at the door. Parking lot seemed safe, well lit, etc. large bar to the right…

Since I live & work in the area, I frequent this place 1-3 times a week. The food is decent and is still highlighted by their Wed. $6.99 filet mignon steak special.…

We went on our monthly guys out to the new Boxxx. For those that don't know, this used to be the Skybox Gentlemen's Club. Once upon a time, this used to be our go-to club…

The Gold Club. I was attracted to it at first, due to it being close to the Men's Club and it being cheaper for non vip lap dances (10.00). I have been to the Gold…

This is the club I come to get a show I sit up at the front and wait for the girls to take off their panties then I give them a tip (I love this…

This is essentially one of those independent clubs out in the suburbs and while not exactly plush, certainly serves its purpose. This was my first time and it wasn't a bad little club at…

Finally got a clear weekend night where I could visit this place. Had a dance from one dancer (no clue on name) short spinner body with long wavy brown hair. She was so gorgeous, but…

I was passing through Pennsauken and decided to visit Erotic Cafe on a Thursday night around 11pm. The inside of the club was dark and it had a small stage. The environment was…

As everyone says the construction continues and that means now they have put a wall up which makes the space smaller. That really isn't a problem what is an issue is that they have moved…

The girls are friendly and attractive but the prices are bit steep in my opinion. The VIP dance is $150 for a half hour, not including tip. Some girls are keep outgoing then…

Driving through Utica and finally got a chance to stop here. They open late which is weird to me but the pizza place next door is pretty good if you want a pre-game bite…

I have driven through the utica area several times and never got to check out the clubs because namely they open late (8-9pm). This place is a total dump. I stayed for maybe less than…

I've tried other clubs but always seem to migrate to the good ol Gold Club.  Stopped in one afternoon to a somewhat empty club.  I noticed a good crop of new girls working and a…

I have reviewed this club before. Have been here a number of times. The girls still dance on the bar nothing seems different. The girls are mostly not great looking. I…

I was in Jacksonville for a week on business about a month ago. I checked out this place and one other (the other nude club in Jacksonville). Both were good enough to bring…

First time back in Jacksonville in several months and I had to stop by one of my favorite clubs. The club was a little slow, it looked like there were just a few others…

First off, the good part is that the girls were def hot. Good dancers, and really good at trying to persuade you into the lap dance area. But that is…

I went in with two friends on a Friday night for some fun. This is a juice bar so remember to bring your own. The bartender was friendly and frankly way better looking…

Finished up at another function on a recent Friday evening and didn't want to go home early. Stopped in around 9:30; parking lot looked packed, but place wasn't too crowded inside. Paid $5 cover -…

This place is a hit or miss. I actually like to come on the weekdays as there is less of a crowd. There are usually 4-5 girls on a weekday and most of the time…

I decided to make another visit to this club on Monday (5/8). The place has been described very well from other members so I won't go into it again. I arrived around 2 pm and…

I usually go here to paradise on weekdays because i do bot like going on weekends because it is too crowded and i dont get any attention from the dancers. I also prefer coming during…

I was staying in the city for a quick visit and decided to visit earlier this spring. I called their shuttle service and it picked me up at the hotel, as expected. I'm always a…

As mentioned, this place is under new management and things are looking up. If they can attract and keep a few more quality dancers, I think it will once again be the place to…

I have review Outhouse several times. I was back in KC for a meeting and stopped in on a Wednesday night. The place was a little bit busier than past visits, with about…

Came by this club on a Wednesday evening. Buzzed in and paid the $10 fee. It was nice that the bartender was also a dancer and just so happened to be coming off…

Never been to this club in town on business close to where I was staying decided to give it a try. Definately not the nicest clube ive been in but not the worst either. $5…

Stopped by on a Saturday night after a stag party that had a comedian no dancers so a bunch of us figured needed to get our fill of dancers since we were out for the…

Platinum is a fun place to go but you better have money to spend. Back of the club faces new circle road and there is plenty of parking. I never feel threatened outside or inside…

Caught a taxi both ways from/to Frankfurt Airport. Cost was about EUR50 each way as one got lost and the other ran into roadworks. Not a good start. There was a taxi outside at 2100…

Visited Showgirls in the early evening, during a brief visit to Auckland. Free entry, and well priced drinks – a beer was only $8NZ much the same as in any bar. The lounge…

This club is having a hard time managing its dancers on schedule. At times there will be 9 - 12 girls dancing and at other shifts there will be less than 3. So quality can…

I hadn't been in on a Saturday afternoon in awhile so decided to check out how things were going. A lot of the same ladies I usually see there but hadn't received dances from before.…

Went a few Saturdays back. It had been awhile since I had been to Jens so didn't know what to expect. Place is usually hit or miss, just depends if if go on the right…

Went on Friday and saw about 8 dancers in the afternoon. This was only the second time on an afternoon shift I saw a dancer go completely nude on stage. I was paying…

Still the same hole in the wall it's always been- but who comes here for atmosphere? Lap dances are the reason this place exists- and if you can find a girl who trips your trigger, odds…

This place used to be better with hotter ladies but they were mature versus other clubs. Drink prices are normal to high with beer costing around $8/bottle. Previously the club was a "hot" place to visit vs…

Great physical club, this has been told over and over, but big open layout, dances in separate area upstairs w/o alcohol. Been here before and there a few changes in the dance area, the lighting…