Reviews

I flew to LA on Friday, and since I had a 3-day layover until the return flight, I drove to Vegas this time. The reason was the Queen + Adam Lambert concert on…

The club itself is very nice. The music is good. The dancers are pretty good looks wise but not tens. I did not like the lack of VIP dance area. For $20 dances there…

The club has not changed physically in years. When you walk in there is a pool table and to the left is the stage. The floor is down a few steps and there is a…

I went here on a Monday night and the place was a ghost town. There were 3 girls on shift and none dancing. After sitting at the bar for an hour or so,…

I ended up in here on a Saturday night, and didn't expect to stay long. Sat down at the bar, Coors Lights were $10.50 each. They were nice and cold and in a bottle. It…

I've been here twice, once during a peak hour on the weekend and once on a Monday. I wasn't impressed with the evening weekend because the club played loud rock music, a waitress reprimanded…

The name describes this well as this is a medium sized room with a stage on one end and the bar on the other. The girls are hot and dance well. This is definitely a place…

I was in SF on business recently, and I stopped by Gold Club for lunch. I can get the free buffet and chalk up a couple of drinks as "lunch" on the expense report.…

I decided this local club might be worth my time based on previous ratings and reviews. I was very wrong. I can honestly say of the handful of strip clubs I have been to in…

I visited Diva's for the first time on a recent Tuesday evening. I arrived around 8:00 pm and spent a few hours. It was a relatively uneventful visit, but showed enough promise that I plan…

It's been awhile since I've reviewed a club but this one is worthy. For a Wed night, this place was packed full of young hot girls and few guys, my kind of ratio!…

The club is located in a complex with a couple other businesses. There's a bar next door and the bouncer was pretty cool about me going in and out. Dancers are pretty approachable however some…

It was a saturday night I decided to go to crystal instead of my usual spot. I felt uncomfortable ever since I stepped into the club and understood that I made a bad decision. The…

Dropped by a few weeks back around 4pm on a Friday. There were barely 3 dancers in the seating and one on the stage. Maybe 3 other customers besides me. There was no one…

I went to the club and it was very packed however it is on a interesting side of town. . I did not stay in the club very long but from what I seen it…

I frequented many clubs in the New York, New Jersey, and Pennsylvania area, and this was one of the clubs that had more energy than most. I got there after 12 and immediately upon…

This is a very small club. It has video poker which is a weakness of mine. The dancers there are ok. Many are not as welcoming as they were in the past.…

In this part of the country for a week and stopped here for a few hours. Late afternoon, no cover not sure if there is one at night. Beer was reasonably…

If you like latinas, this is the spot. If you aren't into Cuban chicks, feel free to skip out. Lots of "variety" in age and body type. Pretty much no variety in ethnicity. Went after 8.…

I believe that this place was called the French Maid when I had visited it. I know there were 2 French Maid clubs Downtown and Speakeasy. I've been to them both. Cover and drink prices…

This club is in a funky part of town not far from the Burbank airport. Park inside the gate, seems safe enough. Very industrial otherwise. I went through the door,…

Synn is a good club with some hot looking dancers who are down for fun in the VIP rooms. I had my eye on a hot Asian girl, Azuna, who is a well-built 5-6 Vietnamese,…

I've reviewed Criket a few times in the past, but haven't been in for 6 months or so, until last week. Some of the recent reviews here mention an updated VIP room, a VIP…

This place looks like a run of the mill place on the outside. But I tell you the food and bar is great and the girls are friendly. When I went the vibe was real…

The is like a diver bar/ diner with a stage in the middle of the main room. Their chef didn't come into work for the day so they only had limited meal options, but i got…

The dancers: a lot of them are very pretty and are amazing at pole tricks if not great dancers. Smiling faces and enthusiasm The dances: dancers take off their tops on stage and for lap…

Stopped in late about 1AM. Plenty of girls working 6-10. Went in with a wad of cash and came out with a wad of cash. Dancers ranged from 4-7 in my humble opinion. Walked up…

Went in the early evening a few nights ago , Parking lot was much more crowded than usual. Went inside, lots of customers and at least 10 , 4 of them thin and attractive. I…

I went in for the first time. However, this place has got me wanted to come back for more when loosened city regulations turned go-go girls into topless dancers and Yonge Street went from seedy…

This is the best strip club in TJ. My other favorite place is Hong Kongs but that is more of a brothel. Drinks: For an $8 entry fee you get a free drink of your choosing when…

Visited on a recent Friday evening, hoping that recent reports of Ybor's demise were false. Unfortunately for those of us who have frequented this place for years, they are spot on. Dancer roster has definitely…

drove 2 hours to get to the club. I took my brother for his 21st birthday so we came prepared for a good time. We had a ball! The valet was very careful with my…

Had a good time here. Went early one evening during the week, was pretty slow so girls were circling. The first one to approach was ok, older but still good enough. I…

I was enticed just to see what the $5 dances were about from other posts, but those are only Tuesday & Thursday unless you're in good with the girls like that. It was $10 cover and…

It was the best night to remember. I went to Scarlett's for the first time about 1.5 years ago. My girlfriend's coworker was celebrating her bday. We were a pretty large group, around 15 to 20 people. At…

While the girls here are friendly, they aren't all that hot. Only one girl in the club didn't have those cellulose/sponge looking legs. There was a good mix of ladies though from White,…

So the night started out a bit early for me. As the best man, I didn't want to get wasted and needed to make sure all the guys were there, etc. The Manager…

I have been going to this club for about 12 years. It used to be called Joy of Austin and was one of my all time favs. Still a great club and usually…

OK, I came in here about a month ago in the late afternoon. Most of the usual day shift girls working. Two of them I know are good for extras in the club…

$10 cover; $25 pvt dance (one song). VIP half hour is $150 to the house plus $350-400 for the girl (varies). A whiskey was $8. They give $2 bills as change. There were many many girls…

I researched the various clubs in Lville and decided on PTs because of the location. It is the only real club downtown near the Yum Center and the major hotels and convention center.…

Went to club around MN on sunday. Parking is in monitored parking lot that is well lit and free. Paid a cover of $6. No drink minimum which is always nice when…

I was visiting Allentown on business and had a free evening and thought I would check it out. I think there was an $8 cover - received 6 Jeffersons in change (thought thus was strange--…

In town on business and hit this place up for a bit. It wasn't too crowded, but not a surprise for a Monday night. probably around 10 or 12 girls working. Best…

First, this place has a nice bar and is very spacious. The bar is downstairs with a pole and the rooms are upstairs. If you wanna take a girl upstairs it's $160 for an hour. I've been…

Vibe NB Elite is a massage parlor located in the same plaza as the nightclub Cats. It has a very nice interior and about 6-8 rooms. Drinks They only have wine there and it's $10-15 for a…

My wife & I went on a Friday night from 7:00 pm until 8:30 pm. All we could see in place were 11 or 15 people in the place that included the waitress & barmaid…

I stopped in here after my hand/job at invader and since it Monday nite I might get a cheap fs ,. I saw a Asian with take tits, she pulled a load out of…

Went there on a Thursday (late afternoon/early evening) and there were only 2 girls working. I was the only one in the cub so the girl that was dancing constantly hung around asking for tips.…

Been in here a couple of times lately and the place is going downhill. And didn't think it could go much further down. The day shift girls here have always been hit or…

This club has been hit and miss on girl attractiveness. I haven't seen an 8 yet the few times I've been there. Some face wise belong in the negatives. Private dances in Missoula are way…

Recently in Seattle and decided to visit showgirls. First like all wa clubs there is no alcohol beverages served inside. Entry fee is $12 with hotel key or $22 without. There are two stages, the…

Girlfriend expressed curiosity about strip clubs, having never been to one. When we found out couples don't need to pay a cover on Saturdays, we were on our way. Every dancer who approached us was…

Arrived at about 1:30pm and two dancers were sitting at the bar. No girls dancing (I don't think they ever dance here) and I knew one of the dancers (Vanessa - a Brazilian with a…

I'm not from Dayton, can't get over the pasty rules, seems silly to me. This is a good club by Dayton standards, 3 or 4 girls that I got dances from, one was smoking hot.…

Always quiet on weekend afternoons. Hell weekday afternoons as well. Usually 6-12 dancers on shift, though it's hard to tell because so few actually circulate. Most are either on lock down in the VIP area…

This was my first visit to a Jackson club, so I wasn't sure what to expect. Most of the other reviews were spot on. When I walked in, I paid a $5 cover and grabbed a…

So, I'll be honest. I had heard that the strip club wasn't any good period but I had several hours to kill before a concert that night in Astoria so I decided to go visit…

If you are looking for a club like Sapphire or Treasures.. This is not the place to go. if you are looking for plastic tits and barbie doll looking women, this is not the place…

I went to this club for the first time to see and meet one of my favorite porn star last Thursday. The place is really good and have a good ambience. Initially they said that…

This is a great club if your idea of fun is watching attractive women sitting around, checking their cellphones and not coming near you. I'm not sure if under the "Vampiness" rating, we're supposed…

In all my years at Indy Strip Clubs, this was first time at The Red Garter. After bar hopping, decided to hit the strip club. Door men were not very friendly and my friends had…

HK has nearly ruined me, but I was in town and I wanted to boobs. This is my third or fourth visit, mixed results. Tonight was pretty good. Got there about 8.…

The private dance area is DARK. And if you take a black woman there, forget it, you won't see a thing. Don't waste your money on a private dance. Outside at the door there's always…

I can't remember the exact date I went. It was late on a Saturday night. Packed. I sat at the bar because at the time they didn't have any tables open.…

Lots of good looking girls there these days. Anyway I got a few dances from 2 different girls. Eventually I get one and turns out she's kind of freaky. So I take her to VIP…

This is just going to pick up where I left off. May and June were pretty busy so I only made it in a few times. I've only seen my returned ATF one more time…

I guess this is a whatever type of strip club. Due to the location, it does not have lap dances so that is not the greatest. The dancers there are friendly enough but there are…

Went for the first time in awhile last Saturday night, a diverse swath of girls with some pretty new faces and hot bodies, disappointing though that the new talent hasn't picked up on the full…

Well, it had to be done. Here I am in the city that invented lap-dances, driving down Dale Mabry right at I-275. What, an old-hand monger like me was going to NOT stop at Mons…

We came during V-Day weekend expecting a fun time but was heavily disappointed Arriving inside the club, the "cashier" was terribly rude, looked as if she didn't want to be there, much less bothered by…

Went late on a Thursday night at the front counter i was told it was a 10or 12 doller cover or i could buy either a lap dance or a vip dance. i choose a…

Went here for the first time on a Wednesday night. Club wasn't packed, but had a good amount of people and about 5-6 dancers, almost all of them stunning. When they weren't on stage they…

I was in the area so I had to check out the King of Diamonds. Nothing about the physical layout of the club has changed since my last review. The one thing about the club…

I've read so many reviews and finally hit up Follies. There's not much to say that hasn't been said, but man it's smokey. Ha. The girls are amazing. Nice mix, but a strong line up…

This place does not start until at least 10pm.I got there around 8pm an there were about 7 ladies sitting around. There was music playing and about customers there. One lady was sitting with someone…

I got there and they said we just missed someone from this page (that's how I heard of tuscl.net). They offered a variety of dancers which is important, the girls on stage were hot which…

Since the club is still somewhat new, I decided to stop by on Wednesday night to check it out myself. Things have been remodeled, but the layout was essentially the same after you swap out…

Saturday night 11 PM isn't busy in the summer - too hot that early. Wide selection of girls from all over: US, Europe, Cuba, Central America... About 1/3 wannadance, 2/3 will sit a chat first.…

I came to Bakersfield for work and wasn't sure what to expect from a club here. This place wasn't too bad overall. They do 2 for 1 specials every 20 minutes or…

Had moved out of state and recently returned after a 3 year hiatus, so its been awhile since my last visit. Got there around 2pm. Doorman said there were 7 girls on shift.…

I stopped in after a visit to Delilah's where I'd got my drink on and left satisfied. If you leave Delilah's in order to get on 95 North these days the detour from Delaware Ave…

After a two month absence, I made it back to the Hustler Club. Had hoped to make it there earlier, as usual, but got there just after 6pm. Parked in the Custom House…

I hadn't been in a while, and a few things had changed since the last time. The stages have been moved around a bit and it has been remodeled. The area around it is growing…

Was my first stab at a club in Htown. All the girls were really pretty and friendly. The place itself was a dump but the girls more than ,adequate up for it.…

I wasn't sure since the last review was a few years ago.... The club itself was ok. Like most Wyoming clubs it was small and laid back. There is one longer stage with chairs lining each…

Brass Rail was awesome. The atmosphere of the club was bet relaxed and chill. The stage is through the middle of the club and there are always dancers on rotation. The service is great and…

I was getting ready to hang up the towel on this place, every visit it was the same old dancers and nothing new. But a few weeks I stopped in to put the final…

The place looks scuzzy from the inside out. Got inside and it was completely empty. Had to look around and found the two girls working just sitting next to each other. One had the worst…

I hadn't realized I didn't review this joint yet. the only sucky thing here is the cams in the back, but that's pretty much everywhere nowadays. Right out of the gate, the bartender was a winner…

Have reviewed this club in the past. Found myself in Houston with time to kill so stopped in. Didn't seem like much had changed from previous visits - which is noteworthy. Clubs sometimes…

Call for the Limo, it saves you from paying a cover charge. I was flying solo after a work convention and they picked me up with no problem. Tipped the driver for the short drive…

Came with a buddy on a drunken ybor saturday night. paid up front to join in the "VIP" area. Dancers were just OK but full nude. My friend and I are both very yuppie white…

Stopped in around 1:00 pm a Thursday afternoon. Outside looked kind of run down but inside was actually really nice. Rectangular bar that apparently was recently re-done. TVs on wall and…

First time going aftwr reading reviews. Only one girl there. She was ok looking. Probably early 20s. I paid for a dance then went into a private room and she says how much more are…

I finally had some time away from my SO and went in here after work last night. Overall it was a good time. There was more than one tranny lurking around which…

Not many dancers at lunch hour. One girl told me they are busier at 10:00 am than noon. Anyway, I think there were 4 or 5 girls there. Just 3 or so customers, though I…

Buddies and I were visiting in the winter and before returning to the hotels we decided to make a trip to the shady lady. Beers were expensive and be sure to have enough cash before…

This place seems to be in a bit of decline in popularity due to rising dance prices. Over the last year many, if not most, of the dancers have gone to the $30 topless no…

I visited here on a Wednesday night a few weeks ago. The club is in a decent sized building right on one of the busiest streets in Springfield. The signage out front makes it easy…