Reviews

Apart from being trapped in a massive bowl of Jello with a horny Chrissy Teigen, what could possibly be better than some free lap dances? This is the stuff dreams are made of. On a visit…

In town for several days and decided to check this out after seeing it on Tuscl. It is a large palce with a main stage and several areas where the dancers can get cozy. It…

This review is for a Tuesday night and Wednesday afternoon stint. Firstly the night shift was okay... I think i was there 8 hours. My ass and back were killing me from those…

I'm not a frequent strip club goer by any means. I've only been to two other clubs in town: P10 Cabaret and XTC. Landings Strip is by far my favorite. LS has a pretty laid-back…

I have hit the Gold Club a few times over the past year or so and for Charlotte, it's the best choice in my opinion. It is dead before 2:30-3:00 so no need to…

Been busy as fuck at work. GF has also been deep in my ass crack. Finally got some time away so I didn't want to chance anything. Last few visits to follies I made some…

Was in the church Saint James praying hard with a child of sin when I was struck blind by the Spirit of da Lawd....in the moment and a twinkle of the eye I was caught…

Stopped in on my way home from work after trying out OZ again in Pinellas (big mistake). Penthouse is a well designed club with nice staff and good looking girls (more than a few 7s…

So normally I think complaining about drink prices at a strip club is silly. It's par for the course. But after paying for a couple of beers here I really feel as though the club is…

The Vienna scene has changed over the years with piles of Romanian and Bulgarian sex workers coming into town and offering it all. Most "night clubs" in Vienna are now basically brothels, making it limited…

There are plenty of reviews here (including one from myself) that detail the layout of this theatre and how things differ from a standard strip club. The main show room was refurbished in January 2017,…

Shakers seemed to be the best reviewed place near where I am staying, so I decided to check it out. When I walked in, the atmosphere seemed inviting, although that should be expected on a quiet…

So bad!! Very expensive club and empty. Girls are beautiful, but very nagging, they'll try to take you to VIP to "have some fun". Of course, we all know what does it mean. The service…

As someone who now mainly frequents clubs in COI, this location was quite the departure from the stuff you find in Industry... This is a non-nude, alcohol-friendly, party type club that serves its purpose provided you…

So, after arriving quite late to Indianapolis airport, I decided to visit world famous hip hugger. Arrived around 11:30 pm, greeted by the manager charging 5 bucks. The lovely bartender kept the beer flowing at…

Had a good time here the other night. Drink service was very poor. Even when seated at the (empty) bar I had to wait 20 minutes to get a drink for me and my friend and…

Ended up at DTC after a long day of work. It was my first time there in Taco Tuesday and the $2 tacos did not dissapoint.They have them all night long until 2am. After eating, I…

I love this place. True it's not as fancy as Christie's or have a bunch of blonde Barbies like Bourbon Street but the girls are friendly and laid back. I visited about 5 pm on…

Nashville has some strange laws which result in a strange experience for the club. That being said, the club was packed. All lap dances were clothed which was meh, but every stripper was…

I have reviewed this club before but this review will be much different from my previous review. This used to be a great club to visit but unfortunately that has changed. My most recent visit…

I've had two good experiences here. The club isn't in the most convenient place ever, but not many clubs in Philly are. It's laid out in a triangle, with the bar and main stage in…

I have been here many times and your experience will definitely differ from day to day. Some days it is a whole group of girls that the best would rate a 3 and…

I've been coming to this place and Saint Venus for years now and I can still say that it's my preferred experience over a regular strip club. In fact I can't remember the last…

The Office has improved steadily im the last few years. My last visit was no exception. Most girls were good looking and definitely attractive enough that the average guy would want to see…

Stopped by about 9 on a Friday to relax a little after work. Area is commercial and a little run down but well traveled and well lit. $10 cover at the door, metal detector before…

From all the reviews I've read in the past, i thought this place was a hole-in-the-wall, end-of-the-line, roadhouse dive, but on my first visit, i was pleasantly surprised. There was a full range of WOC…

I was out in richmond for the day and decided to go to the papermoon since it was close by. I dont know what i was expecting but, it was way better than what I…

I've been there every weekend this summer except for 2 so I think I have a good enough sample to write an accurate review. This place recently replaced Centerfolds as my go to club. First…

Finally checked out this spot and wasn't bad but it was a very slow night..almost left after being there 20 minutes seeing nothing going on and dancers looked bored...but got a hell of dance from…

I have been passing this place for years in a dumpy looking strip center that is now on the edge of a gentrifying area. I finally decided to stop in late one Friday evening. Parking…

VERRRYYY HIT OR MISS So this club is 18+ so no alcohol but whatever have your own drink in the parking lot before you come in The drink price and the cover are a little higher…

I haven't been here in a while, so I figured it was time to poke my head in. I went relatively close to opening and most of the new and offending lighting changes in the club…

Went by on a early Thursday afternoon specifically to see Capri. I only get to Austin occasionally, but it is nice to know that I can count on having a good time when I know…

I use to be more of a regular at this place and although the the dance quality has consistently gone down it wold usually still be a step above other eatablishments. I've gone here…

I found myself back in rocky mount and I seem to always end up stopping in sometimes I don't know why. lol I think I keep hoping the next time will be better but not…

As I continued my drop ins of clubs around town I decided to visit Foxy Lady today. Not sure why I bothered. Had not been here in a few years and had minimal…

So I was out riding with a few bros, late on a Saturday night and decided to head into Foxy. Parking lot was packed, and inside there was initially no open seating at the stages.…

It was my first time to Berlin and my first time to Artemis. The establishment is easy to get to (maybe a 5 minute walk from the station) and the lady at the front desk…

I've been to this place a few times, and it's always a bit hit or miss. Tuesdays are the best to go because the dances (which are ordinarily a bit pricey at $40) are…

So headed to Rick's around 5pm headed out around 8pm. I was in town and wanted the day time experience. Decent number of cute girls, not tens but some 8's for sure and enthusiasm at…

**All my reviews will be focused on these things: Nudity Policy of club during the lap dance, Touching Policy, Privacy of Lap dance, Pricing of dances, Average Breast size of dancers (models ought to have…

Is it possible to like a club without visiting? Yes... When it comes to the Service at Deja Vu Hollywood it is. Living out of the area I've only been able to interact with the…

I've been to Crazy Horse downtown once before, but on a Saturday night. I got out of a meeting a little early and was in the mood to hit a club before heading home, so…

I was there on Friday night and had a bill of 93.00. My card was charged 193.00. I did not want to give a 100 tip. Also I when I used the bathroom my cash…

Club had 1 hot, black spinner type, and about 3 chunky white girls. The spinner approached me Dances were $40. VIP was $100, so just a bit more than 2 dances. She promised something f…

Needed to run errands in Parma so thought I'd stop here on way back mid afternoon. Why... why... why... did I pick this place again. This place hasn't been half way decent the…

I visited this club on a trip to savannah. The vibe of the club is good. The music is at the right level where communication between you, the bartender, and dancers is not difficult. Overall…

I was told to come to this place by a few different locals and they all said they offered extras and what not... upon arrival i was disappointed by the appearance of the club. It…

Visiting Wichita, I had some time to kill so I thought I would check out Pleasures. The parking lot is a bit run down and the building seems old, but this is supposedly the place…

This was overall a very pleasant experience, better than I was expecting for early-evening mid-week. I was in the area for business, and it was too late to make any more calls, so it occurred…

Really hot girls good dancers, spent a good amount of money but believe me it was worth it Went in around eight and was greeted with a drink and a smile, stayed for a couple hours…

I've been to Booby Trap in Doral several times. It's in a convenient location in Doral by the airport. Always a fun club to visit with great looking girls and Spanish music.…

My car found its way to whatever this place is called now. I've first stopped by this place nearly forty years ago. I'm sure my dad did forty years before that. Drinks are cheap, women…

Eh. It was ok. Walking in it was very dark and there was a hostess that seated me. She was friendly. The food wasn't good at all. I wasn't expecting much.…

So I go in on a Tuesday afternoon/evening around 5:45pm. As I enter a Latina cutie (6.5) pulls me over. She was pretty cute, but showed her age. She immediately asked me…

Last time I was at Pandora's, I got to spent time with a favorite. Love that, even though I do not get to Seattle often, she sees me and comes right over. Previous trip…

Finally a chance to visit Tampa and the world famous Mons Venus. $20 gets you in with a hand stamp to enter and leave as you please. $6 bottled water and some of…

Been to Men's Club numerous times before. As always, you won't find better looking women at any club in Houston other than maybe St. James. Last night didn't disappoint from that perspective. What I did…

Went here on a Wednesday around about 6ish I dont think I paid a cover charge anyway this place is a smoking place so if you can not handle the smoking do not go.Now…

For starters, mandatory valet and charge for booth. I have been here on weekend nights with friends in the past and liked the multiple girls dancing on the main and mini stages at the…

I got to Wax around 1:30am. I was horny... and was hoping to get in, score, and get out. I paid my $10 after my pat down, then went inside. There really wasn't much going on…

I went to Blaze about a month or 2 ago after taking care of some business in the area. I figured I would pass thru to avoid some traffic. I got there around 6pm and…

This was my second visit in 2 months both were in the afternoon. LOCATION: Located in a nice out of the way secludedish location in an industrial neighborhood. Getting there is not exactly convenient but…

I stopped in around 1:30 in the afternoon. I had not been there in a long time, but I had met a cute AA girl sitting at the bar at J's the previous week and…

Went in on a Sunday night at 11pm. Parking lot was sketchy, complete with a car 20 feet from the door jacked up with all its tires off. Inside, there were about 10 customers…

This was my first time going on a week day. The talent definitely takes a drop, but it was still worth the trip. Scores, another strip club, shares the parking lot; if you…

Was in Des Moines this past Saturday night and thought I would visit the Lumberyard with a good friend of mine. Overall the club is a nice atmosphere very large with multiple stages and…

I believe cover for this club was only six dollars or so. The good: a lot of strip clubs tell you to only stand in certain spots, not in walkways, etc. here i felt comfortable…

Wandered here as it was closest to my hotel and reviews seemed ok. When I walked in i realized i had been here years and years ago. How many clubs have a freaking…

Was walking around after dropping my car off at the shop and this happened to be the closest spot to sit down and have a beer while I waited. There was no cover when I…

So I'm not necessarily experienced in the strip clubs of the phoenix area but I can say that Le Girls is without a doubt one of my favorites. The location isn't bad, being directly next…

Most of the girls are really nice and friendly as well as most of the other staff, the only exeption being what i assume to be a security guy (white dude with a long beard)…

I was pretty bored and found myself with free time. I decided to stop by as it was recommended from somebody. It was about 8:30PM when I walked in. Club was empty... no one on…

Stopped in on a Tuesday night and all the dancers in passing mentioned how dead it was that night, even for their slow time of the year. Girls were friendly and not pushy at…

Stopped by a couple of Monday's ago around 8PM. $5 cover, grabbed a beer at the bar and then went to one of the taller tables near the stage to see what was going on…

I will not call myself a regular but i go to this club ones in awhile. I went there last night the the place was very much empty. I have visited the club on weekdays…

Travel extensively for work, and very litttle time for clubbing, but found myself in south FL with a night to have some fun, so... Had to pay to park, stupid way for club to fleece the…

I went when Sophie Dee was feature dancing. I missed her show and found out when I arrived. The layout of the club is just like a movie theater, but instead of a screen you…

Look, I kinda surprised them with a Wednesday visit. I realize that a review of my Block trips shows Saturday prime time action. But I got sent here as part of a conference.…

So, there is one--and I mean one--of Rob's old hot ladies here. And guess what? She won't fuck. The only ones who retire to the back room are pear shaed or disease-addled.…

Love this club. Hot dancers, club is clean, its low hustle ldk heaven. Granted i stopped going to clubs at night a long time ago, i mean cmon if youre going to hit…

Overall, this is a pretty good club. There are usually at least 10 dancers, even in the mid afternoon, and many of them are quite hot (although about a quarter are not good looking…

After a long absence of several months - well over a year - I returned one evening on a lark. Pretty much the same with a lot of new faces. Cheetahs always had the best looking…

In the area, never been. Ill try anything once. Early/mid afternoon on a weekend. Ill be real, the club is a divey shithole, the bathrooms smell like moldy, mildew unwipes ass even…

I was bored and had a bit of extra cash on hand so i headed to AJ's. As usual the music was a litle too loud, but the bartenders where friendly. It was mostly…

Cover is $10 I think, but I had free pass . Up $2 from last year. Beer 5.50. Main stage and 2 satellite stages that fill up as the night progresses. Waitress knows…

Came recently during the late afternoon. There was no cover but there was a bouncer. Once entering there is a 2 level stage on the left. The stage top level is a bit away from…

Stopped in for a cold beer and some boobs in my face. This was my first time here, I decieded to stop by after reading some reviews on other sites. First impressions was…

This was the first time I've been here in many years. I used to know this place as Foxy's, before it was bought out. When I got there, the name was changed to Vixens, and…

My first visit to Union Jacks was midweek in the early afternoon. I've walked by this place many times but never went in before today. Sort of a strange layout with a…

It was late after a party and I had a few dollars in my pocket. It's located at a crossroads in the middle of a cornfield. They were close to closing down (starting to put…

Nice club to visit, fairly safe location and decent parking, at least in the afternoon, never been here at night. $5 to get in and you are required to buy a couple…

I usually visit this club a few times a month. For all its well documented sketchiness, I actually like just hanging out here. Incognito. However, I took a layoff for over 3…

Short visits make more sense than long visits at this club. There are two stages inside the bar, which takes up almost the whole club. Most dancers do little but sway to the music while…

Was in Dallas on business recently and was able to head over to a couple of strip clubs. I have not been out for a while, so I was chomping at the bit.…

We visited this club with four other friends. One mistake that we made was not using their limo service which takes care of cover charges. However, we paid the cover charge and entered. It's…

I (woman) visited Millstream with my man on a summer Saturday evening. The location is a bit tucked away coming off the Eastern most end of I-70. Just trust your GPS and don't miss the…

Not sure why I went to Mickey's. Guess I was getting tired of my usual RI Dolls and The Club. Mostly the same girls I've seen in the past -- aging, one with a bad…

I visited the club on a Tuesday evening. I don't look like I can speak Spanish and at some other clubs in Mexico I would often be ignored. Nt here. The girls…

Let the first robin heralds spring, the first coed heralds the end of summer at the Hi Liter. At least six bright faced coed types in view on this visit. All perky and nice looking.…