Reviews

Let me first begin by saying that I have frequented Allure quite a bit and more often than not, I have been a very satisfied customer. If you choose to have an appointment with any…

I can't tell you the last time I'd been here, Well before Subi bought it. I remember it used to be the "go to place" especially before PHC opened. I loved the location, it's literally…

It looks shadier than it really is - but don't pass by it on outward appearances alone. Have to go upstairs and pay your cover to the door guy to get in. The club is…

The owner has milked this place for years. The interior is from the 1980s. The girls are hit or miss depending on the day of the week. I'd say on any given week you may see one…

If this is your first time coming here, than you may refer to this place as the 19th hole. However, once you become familiar with the place, you will begin to call it simply "The…

A small dive club off Foster Road that looks much better on the inside than outside. Very small inside, more than a few customers and it gets crowded. There were about 8 girls on duty,…

This place is a pretty typical dive. When you walk in, it's dark, and it takes a moment for your eyes to adjust. It's pretty much just one big open room, with an elevated stage…

I’ve reviewed the Playhouse before, so there’s no need to describe the layout or the facilities again. Everything remains the same, with only two changes. First, they’ve altered their restroom somewhat, adding what appears to…

This visit was on Friday Sep 1, the beginning of Labor day weekend, from about 8:30 to 10 pm. The club is on Westlake avenue a few blocks south of Denny Way on kind of…

First and foremost, some dancera are attractive, some are unattractive. I arrived around midnight on a Friday. Club is easy to pass by while driving because it set back away from the road and no…

Stopped by on a whim at 1 AM to check it out a few weeks ago on a Sat when did not have time to go to the Niagara strip clubs. Perhaps spoiled by the…

Went there after hitting up Vixens. Vixens was a bit dead so i gave this a try. Went in and the place was packed. Fun atmosphere. lots of bachelor parties. It…

This is definitely a you get what you pay for type situation. New hours are 6P-2A Monday thru Sunday. Not sure how to submit to have hours changed... Unless it's a temporary post hurricane thing.…

All I have to say is wow. First time at HK and it was a lot to take in. Came on a Tuesday around 8:30pm via the Blue Line trolley from downtown SD. Cost $2.50,…

Well after my endeavors to clubs around the 219, scores, fantasy, vu. I decided to strut into shady territory. O honeys howve the rumor are true. Well it is a primary darker skined club which…

I stopped by Rick's over the weekend to see what the latest update was on the girls here and I must say I didn't recognize that many girls so it seemed like a lot of…

Had a mixed experience that eclipsed the excellent ones in the past. Immediately after walking in I could tell it was a slow night but there were still lots of girls. Beautiful. The best looking…

1) I got there at 10:30 and the place was completely empty almost maybe 6 other customers. The girls to guy ratio was at least 3 to 1. 2) When I was talking to the…

I had read reviews which mentioned forts and such. Decided to give it a try. This was my first time there since it became Chicas Locas. Same layout as before. New chairs (these were…

I hadn't been to Cheerleaders for about a decade and it was nice to be back. When I arrived about 2pm the club was quite empty, only one stage and part of a second…

I have been coming here for several years. They recently remodeled and it looks awesome! The dancers are better looking too! They have a nice selection of girls for different preferences. The door girl wasn't…

First visit to club since last summer: Only noticeable change since last time was the popcorn machine is gone. Brass remains a very unpretentious, casual club with a good interactive stage show. This particular Thursday…

I decided to head to Baby Dolls after a disappointing time at Chicas Locas. I got there around 10PM and stayed till a little after 1. $7 to get in $5.75 for a bottle of water $20…

If you ever been to gentlemen's club, you know it can be hit or miss and this time it was a miss by a solar system. I got there about 6:00 so I could see…

Monday night, bored playing poker and wanted some fine ass girls to get some lapdances and booty grab. Saved my connections from previous visit & free admission. Manager on duty was very…

For a strip club in a strip mall next to a restaurant and a barber, the place is not bad. They had 2 girls, a slightly chunky brunette with weird tattoos, and a thin but pretty…

So I'm taking a road trip for a South Jersey event and find myself in the area of PP. Stop in to spend a few minutes and see how it is. A cute little bartender…

Went in at about 10:30 on Thursday night. At first everything seemed like it would be good, since there were only two small groups inside and like 6-7 dancers all standing around looking like they…

I had an appointment in Baltimore and wanted to visit a SC but I've tried the Block many times and have usually been less than satisfied with the experience. Reviews for Fantasies sounded like…

The girls are hot and very diverse. When I was there, I had lap dances from Cambodian, Caucasian, Hispanic, and black girls. There was this girl (think her name is Amy) who will talk dirty…

Was in the area and thought I would give it a try. Night cover was $5, the place is very large inside with an exceptionally large stage and a very large bar. They have a…

So I'm coming from NYC to visit Philly for a weekend trip with the girlfriend. I was expecting a show since this is by far the standard premiere urban strip club. However the overall experience…

So this club is on the second level of a strip mall. There is a pretty good Irish Bar next door and I had a few drinks to warm up prior to going to…

I drove to The Dollhouse after finding nothing interesting at Masters. This visit was nothing to compare to my last one, but it was much better than Masters. I was asked at the door for…

First time to ever stop by a club in this little city, usually prefer the likes of Huntsville or ATL, so I didn't have high expectations. I was proven to be impressed by this little…

Arrived just before 1 AM. The parking lot was hardly full, usually not a great sign. The usual ID and wand check at the door. Used the online coupon for free admission. Grabbed a beer…

Found myself with a little free time on Wednesday night. So, I stopped by some of the clubs in Albuquerque and was hoping to check out the talent. First stop was TD’s Eubank. Arrived just…

I've been to the pony here and there and it's honestly either a gold mine or a complete whiff. My suggestion is going to get a dance. Right away once the dance starts, you'll know…

So I stop in on a Friday afternoon a few weeks ago and the place is empty, except for 3 dancers and the bartender. I step to the bar and a pretty AA dancer…

Stopped by on a whim for some quick and easy stress relief. Standard: $10 cover, $5 soda requirement. Was a slow afternoon and I was one of only 4 or 5 other customers. Plenty of…

I was pleasantly surprised at the quality of the ladies. Being all nude and no alcohol, I expected a hefty dose of average. But it was quite the opposite - there were some of the…

My first visit to Masters in a long time was not a good one. I visited on a sunday night, not in golf season, so hopefully that was the core of the problem and my…

It's a "classy" joint, with multi levels and a nice stage. The doorman was big but accommodating and friendly. He arranged for a VIP room with two dancers for me and my girlfriend. After choosing…

Decided to check out the IR now that the new owner has settled in. Looks like some nice improvements on the physical appearance, new bathrooms and such. More improvements to come from what I was…

It was an early Tuesday night, got there around 8 PM. The parking lot was 1/2 full. There is a coupon on the website which offered free admission. Upon entering the bouncer diligently described the seating…

This happened last Friday. Amanda now Stephanie is a legend at the HL dayshift. I don't usually partake because she is high volume VIP and sometimes that crosses the line from hot to gross. But…

I stop by around 1:30pm saw a lot of nice dancers of all color young old got a couple of dances from a milf who lead me to the vip I was running late on…

Went in Wed afternoon, and it ended a long string of not so exciting afternoon visits. Days are hit and miss anyway, but besides my 2 regulars there was sufficient eye candy to make the…

Was feeling lazy to drive up to philly, so decided to stop by Hak and test my luck. Went little early so didn't get the drink special, but still the drinks are relatively cheap. There…

Decided to stop by Good Guys for the first time in over a year, needed to scratch the strip club itch and couldn't get any place more "handsy." As always no cover to enter, when…

Wednesday is 20 dollar lap dance day and brings out the most strippers to work on this day/night. During the day you got more white dancers. At night you got more black dancers…

So I have been in before during the evenings and decided to come in on an earlier. It was around lunch time and the line up was about 8 girls and the names I…

Arrived after 2 AM. Not a lot of cars in the parking lot. The usual ID and wand check at the door. Showed one of the ½ price business cards, grabbed from TDs North, and…

Visited Fairways on 10-8-17. On this day, there were two dancers plus a bar tender. Fairways is easy to find, between Dover and Odessa on the northbound side of Rt. 13. They…

My previous posts describe the place. Still no face lift but like most places that are "dives" your money goes a long way. I can only say my regular dancer saved the day. If it…

I had a two-club night on Thursday evening, September 7th. My first stop was at Pandora's. I had arranged in advance to meet another TUSCL member there at 8:30, and we had a good…

Had a business meeting in Crystal City that ended around 5:30 pm, so I decided to visit CCR and let the I-95 southbound rush hour traffic die down before making my way home. Sparse…

I have previously reviewed Chantilly Lace which is diagonally across the street from Exclusive. Remember that it's a lingerie show place. There are only private showings. No booze, no strippers, no show. They will…

Must have been a long weekend for the dancers. Only a couple of them at the bar when I arrived at 12:45. They both looked tired, one was with a regular having a…

I had not been to Club 390 in over 1.5 years. I could write some great reviews of those previous visits. The remodeling of the inside made the club feel smaller around the…

Stopped in when in town for a work trip ($5 cover) Sat at the bar and took in the sites. There were not many talented looking ladies (I counted two that I was interested…

It has kind of a strange setup. Parking lot is sandwiched between busy Rte. 130 and a public park over the fence. Ground floor has adult toy store and girls in booths. I think upstairs…

Well this is my 2nd review of the Cadillac Lounge in as many days and again, I was not disappointed. I skipped the CR this time and settled for nude dances, one at $40 per…

My most recent visit to my favorite non smoking club in the Detroit area, Criket, left me wanting. Wanting more dancers that aren't older or out of shape. So back to BTs I…

Went in about two weeks ago on Friday early afternoon. Dulce was there and sat next to me in the seats by the jukebox. She stuck her hand under my shorts and gave me a…

As I was out for a drive , i end up at the bar. Sat down and the waitress came by and asked what I wanted, ordered and got my beer and then this very…

One thing that I've noticed time after time when visiting Babydolls is that they seem to always have enough dancers on hand to accommodate everyone there. This is really turning out to be my favorite club…

Felt very relaxed in a nice respectful setting. The booths are around the dance floor and I believe cost $20 to sit while I chose to sit at the bar. The bar runs perpendicular to…

Came in on a Thursday evening at the end of August. I was here once before, during the depths of the “Great Recession” in 2011, and at that time the place was beyond dead. Well,…

Went here recently on a business trip. Walk in and grab some water at the bar and was immediately approached by a small but busty young girl who asked if i wanted a private dance.…

Went here recently on a business trip. Walk in and grab some water at the bar and was immediately approached by a small but busty young girl who asked if i wanted a private dance.…

This is a tiny neighborhood bar type club. There's a small bar when you walk in and a stage in the middle of the room. It's all together a regulars bar with a regulars vibe.…

Back in F'ville for work again on a week night. Stay in the room and watch HBO or go to the clubs and enjoy almost nekkid women dance? That's an easy choice, and there are a…

Great first visit about a month ago, but just getting around to writing it up. I got to the club around 5. Several cars in the lot, but still plenty of parking. The club looks…

I stopped after midnight and the place was quiet. There were a few people in bar and two dancers. The two dancers were talking to people. I got a few drinks and wanted to the dancers…

So had a couple homies in town for Labor Day weekend and on the first night of all things, they wanted to check out the club scene here.. Any excuse to go is a good…

A fellow reviewer and I had planned on meeting at Pandoras for a few weeks prior. He had referred me to gorgeous dancer who he had known and liked. It had been a…

After this visit, I don't know if I'll be going to the outhouse again. It still a decent club but it has changed. The walls around the VIP have been cut down so all dances…

Went back to No. 5 for our usual guys get together. Sunday night around 7pm and cover was $5. There were maybe 15 patrons inside and plenty of tables to choose from which…

Went to golden banana to see Carla, a hot Brazilian beauty. Had 6 dances with her and was upselled to champagne room again. Does anyone have experience in the cr at the banana? I think…

Went to the FC last night. And holy shit, I thought I had died and gone to strip club heaven. There where more than 50 girls working. Some very attractive women. The new managers…

This particular visit took place on a Friday evening. It was the beginning of the weekend and contrary to expectations, the club was hopping when I arrived at 7:00 PM. I had previously arranged to…

As the title of this review states, it's been a while since my last visit. It had been a long month of work, work, work, so I decided a visit (and hopefully some fun) was…

Went here on a Saturday night with a buddy after drinking at another bar. They had about 10 dancers working on that night and the bar was pretty full. There were a couple pool tables…

This review is for several visits I've made here in the past few months. Food is decent, would recommend the mozzarella sticks and onion rings. I have been surprised how the talent can vary in…

I went to Beansnappers hoping the other reviews were wrong. They weren't. There were 4 girls dancing on a Wednesday night. I was immediately drawn to Allie. She had full, natural tits, a great ass…

Plus of this place has always been most of the girls walking around the club naked, but it also has its share of negatives. If you go on a weekend, at nights, the girls are less…

Went Sat night, sat at the stage for about 20 mins or so, couple of girls asked for private dances, weren't interested, then a hot blonde stopped by and ask if i want go private…

First time visitor. First impression, club is in a decent area, doesn't feel seedy, plenty of parking. $10 cover isn't bad. Lots of girls, however there were only 2-3 that caught my fancy. There's just…

After a terrible visit to the Alpine (in town for business) I stopped by the Paradise for a review. Just off one of the main roads, the venue is large, well lit with ample parking.…

this place is overall ok. girls seems to be all have hot bodies and you have lots choices. expensive drink though, $10 for a bee, but the service is not bad at all. one of…

I was on a road trip to Colorado and staying at Denver. Googled for nearby strip clubs and found this one and decided to go. It was in the neighborhood and looking from outside I…

Like any other DC strip club, this place is looky looky but no touchy touchy. The girls here range from 4s to 9s. There are some seriously gorgeous girls if you got the right night.…

Went with friends on a weeknight. Got an Uber from the 'burbs. The driver seriously went about 40 mph the whole way, even on freeways...took like an hour! We already ate dinner elsewhere...I always…

In the interest of full disclosure I attended Syracuse University and used to stop by the 'Pine when funds allowed. This place is stuck in a time warp. That was over 20 years ago and…

The atmosphere here is more sophisticated and classy than other clubs in the area. Dances are priced fairly for full touch IMO. Some girls dance very very well and make you want to keep buying…

1st or all rio has increased there afternoon cover charger to 10 bucks I don't know how I feel about that but moving on also they have alot of new guys i guess trying to…

Paid a visit to the 'Bit after about a 6 month hiatus and was pleasantly surprised to see some life returning to this place. Pretty much status quo as a number of the standard rotation…

So i have described this place before. It is a dump and after three years of going there, they don't clean up anything about it. I was there on a Monday morning and met Molly,…

Good time. Fun time. Lap dances are full contact. Can't get that anywhere else in the VA/DC area. All of the girls are smokin hot, all the dancers, servers, door girls, all of them. They…