Reviews

Back here again. It's like a fishing spot that has hit here and there so you need to come back to see if you can pull a few more up. This time the…

To start out, a disclaimer - I really like this place, as a bar. Comfortable, solid food, sports on TV, Stones on the radio, a waitress who calls me 'hon', etc. It happens to also…

First time to Lil' Vegas. It's totally a dive bar...not that it's a bad thing. But if you're looking for sexy and elegant...this isn't the place. The feel here is quite a bit more of a…

It was a couple bucks cover to get in with a 2 for 1 drinks deal and VIP access at 9pm. They give you those stickers you wear around your wrists. I went in around…

In town for work, and despite some so-so reviews as of late, I had to go back to the Hi-Liter based on previous good times. This trip was the first time I had gone…

This place sits up on a hill in Mineral Wells WV can be seen from I77. Parking lot is well lit and cover is 5 dollars. The inside is actually very nice.…

I went to eat next door at the Thai food spot and decided I wanted to get a beer after so I went to distractions lounge with some friends. I entered and was greeted by…

Late night Saturday visit. Big parking lot that felt safe, have seen police cars out front in prior visits and saw a policeman inside on this one. Didn’t feel any danger or hassles going on.…

I stopped in on Friday afternoon around 3. The parking lot was full. No cover. No ID scan. $3 for a draft beer. No restroom trolls. Unobtrusive bouncers.…

I was staying a couple blocks away from Brandi's so I decided to stop by. Knew roughly what I was in for from a previous visit, but that one had been generally good. I got…

I was at Booby Trap Doral (a/k/a my favorite club, a/k/a where big asses vacuum money out of my life) a week or so following the hurricane, and noticed that the vibe was very different.…

So I have now been here a few times although this time was the earliest to the opening time. Definitely don’t come right at the first hour of opening. I think only 2 girls…

I usually go to the clubs during the day and by myself, which is why I prefer Kitten’s, Pandora’s and Sand’s before it went to shit. I had a few friends in town and they…

I got in around the tail in of the day shift beginning of the night shift. This is my favorite time to go b/c I can have fun during the day...recover and then catch…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium (OGE) has bunch of new young spinners, which are my favorite dancers. Oasis attracts new girls that want to try out dancing in a tame environment. Usually the girls move…

I have heard and read a lot about this club, but I was beyond disappointed. Yes, the dancers were fine, but the pressure three of them put on me for private dances was beyond…

It had been quite a while since I had stopped in this club. While it looks a little better than in the past it is still an average club with below average to average…

I prefer this club during dayshift vs at night. Weekend nights get too crowded for my taste. There are two small stages by the main bar, one large center stage, and one more stage over…

Was looking to try something new and had been downtown for a conference, so stopped in at Legends. Was actually more hungry than anything, so I sat at the bar and ordered a cheeseburger and…

Well I have to say that Follies was quiet the experience. I went for the first time a couple of weeks ago and found that this place does indeed live up to it's reputation.…

Came here because 5 star jazzi was going to be here stripping , that girl has a amazing body was trying to get a lap dance from her but it was crazy trying to get…

Since the last few experiences at Adult World sucked I decided to try out the cabin for a change of pace... The place has not changed much since I had been here a few…

I swore off going back to Kittens many months ago. Every experience I have had has been negative at this club; small parking lot, warehouse unsafe club location, low number of dancers on shift,…

i was a little bored so i decided to top by on wednesday night. there were a decent number of dancers, a decent bar, and the lighting was dark. since it was a slow night,…

In case you don't know - DC strip clubs are fully nude dancing on stages, but no, repeat ZERO, contact is allowed. So these strip clubs do not allow any form of lap dances.…

First visit to CA Girls. From the directions, you wouldn't expect a strip club to be sandwiched between two used car dealerships... but here we were on a Thursday night. They charge $10 for cover…

Was out for a night of gambling and decided to hit a club afterwards. Made the normal trip to Taboo only to see that it was closed, but their sign said, See us at Vixens.…

As soon as I walked in, I was greeted by the most gorgeous blonde I've ever seen. She was easily the hottest stripper I've ever seen in Houston and was very friendly. She was pushing…

I have been to this club multiple times. It is very spacious and comfortable. Only complaint is no seats at the bar. There are 3 stages. Table dances, semi private lap…

Was in the area on business and decided before starting the 1.5 hour drive home, I would stop in as see what was happening. About 8 girls working. A couple were fairly hot…

Heaven is right across the border from San Diego. Hongkong in Tijuana is the best experience one can imagine....atleast in the USA. Not everyone can travel to Europe and Thailand. I went on a Saturday…

I wanted to try the club on Thursdays so that I won't be having dances while my legs and hands touching other patrons.The couch room was too crowded on Wednesdays. I went there around 5.40pm .…

I stop in sometimes when im traveling to the area. Dances are cheap enough ($5 bar/$15 back), dancers are attractive enough (some 4s and 9s but mostly 6-7), but I struggle with the club's…

Well this is definitely the nicest looking, fanciest and best 'ambiance' club in the city. Big parking area lot's of security and easy to get to in a nice part of town. Standard…

This club has been reviewed heavily before but because of its proximity to Disney- they have a stronghold on what goes on in the area. Dancers are friendly but have to keep enough distance…

This was my first time back in Dallas area after 7-8 years. My hotel was only about 5 minutes away so got the Uber and headed out for the night. The place is…

So I tend to go here to mostly visit specific girls. The club is a nice club, probably laid out better than any in Lexington. It is clean, fairly low smoke, cheap beers mostly, good…

This was a very different kind of visit. I got there about noon. There was a guy taking the 3 dollars at the entrance. He then handed me a receipt for my…

This club is spacious, easy parking, and sometimes has a pretty dancer or two. It is less seedy than the place up the street known as Pandora's. I was bored and had time to kill…

Went on a Friday afternoon, there were 7 dancers on shift, a full house, two were in private shows, Tiffany and Bambi ,if I recall, decided on Diamond because I saw her arrive in her…

I decided to take a day trip to the Hershey area and I told my friend about this place and he wanted to check it out. I discovered this place when I worked in the…

Was passing and decided to try, the older lady led me to the room where she asked for the massage fee, I asked to see the girls but she paused and called the girl, older,…

Wandered in around 6:00, about 5 dancers sat around and about 5 customers, I sat down at the bar and got a drink. 2 seats from me was a very cute petite girl sat with…

If you want a hole in the wall place, not pretentious, where you can chill with a beer and look at some titties, this place is great. It was perhaps awkwardlt small, but the…

I think Scarlett's is improving after Rick's (same public company that owns Tootsie's) bought it. The quality of the dancer's has remained the same but it feels like now they have a little more liberty, I…

I have been here a handful of times over the past couple years. The place is nice inside. Two stages and two bars. It was 4-5 for a beer. When I was there it was…

Through the years some things don't change. I've been here since it opened and despite efforts by Detroit government to hogtie the business practices of the dancers (HJ's, BJ's, fucks, you want it, you can…

Stopped by GGR about a week ago, $10 entry cover as well as a drink purchase. It was a Sunday night so pretty calm and steady through the night in terms of visitors but a…

After spending an hour or so at Pandora's, decided to head to Ricks for a recon mission. Seems like the number of dancers I find attractive has been steadily dwindling at Pandora's in the…

There aren’t too many clubs in the area but this place is my go to spot if I want to see some naked girls and get a lap dance. The place is small and the…

So, it was 8 bucks to get in - not a bad deal while looking at the one young lady that was standing near the entrance. There were 4 dancers working at the time…

Man, this place is hit or miss and lately it’s been more miss. The bartenders are really the high point of this place but the way the manager treats them, they’ll be gone soon…

When I started to go regularly to this club almost 5 years ago, it was because of the good reviews that I heard from this club, but also because it is the only club in…

This club is becoming a habit. It is also a quick fix solution for blue balls. For a complete review of the club’s layout and procedures, please see my first two lengthy reviews posted over…

I hadn't been here in a couple years. Those previous visits I found that the entertainers seemed to just be going through the motions, with very low energy. I vowed at the time…

Drew the "business travel short straw" and would up staying overnight by the Buffalo airport. Following a short, pointless visit to Scores Buffalo (see separate review), I decided things could not get sadder and…

I stopped in on a Monday on my first visit to Seattle. $10 admission, and $5 for a small drink / $10 for large at this no-alcohol club. The drinks were all from…

On a whim dropped in when driving south on 85. Last visit was bad enough that i did not expect to return. Last review is spot on... I paid 5 to go to lapdance…

I never really thought much about stripper shit until I was thinking of what to write about for this review. As always, I’ve been to the club a few times since my last review so…

I came in with a couple of friends very late (at around 1 am) when we knew the place was closing at 2. the cover charge was 6 bucks which i found to be too…

Kahoots Gentlemen’s Club is located in northwest Columbus. There is no cover before 19:00. Monday through Saturday, beers are a dollar cheaper before 19:00. I was paying $4.75 for a Sincweiser during Happy Hour and…

Sometimes you see and girl on stage and you go WOW! That happened here Friday night and I'm still in shock. I haven't been here on Fridays forever but made the trip up here hoping to…

"Luck of the draw" seems to be the best way to describe this place. Sometimes it's gonna be great, other times it's going to be below average. You just never know. On…

I went there to check out a different club than the ones I have gone to. There are all types of girls there black, white, latinas, thin, fat, and curvy. The actual set up of…

This was my first trip out to the electric blue. First impression is that the location is interesting. The parking lot was pretty much full late on a Saturday night. 10 dollar cover gets you…

The club itself is a bit of a dive - pretty dark and didn't feel super-clean. About 15 people in attendance, about half were clean-cut businessmen, 2-3 who seemed like regulars and kept sitting in…

I haven't been by the Coliseum in a long time. I had a favorite that I frequented so I thought I would go see if she was there this day. I had been…

I haven't been by the Coliseum in a long time. I had a favorite that I frequented so I thought I would go see if she was there this day. I had been…

So first off the place looks alright. They could have put more money into fixing it up but it's passable. Besides once Missy, a short redhead with glasses and an amazing ass, came out i…

Visited on a thurs night around 9pm. The vibe was pretty good, and the bouncer let me walk in to check it out before agreeing to pay cover. I paid the…

I paid the $8 cover with a $50 and just asked for $40 back to tip the itty bitty titty committee door girl $2 for her toplessness. The demonic attire was out in force with…

So all in all the club was decent, the hourly staff was very good, friendly and very helpful. The dancers were decent not the best ive seen but far from the worst, they do expect…

My partner and I have been going to the Men's Club for about 1.5 yrs now and always have a great time. Everyone who works here is always extremely friendly and professional and I have…

I don't always have a great time here, but I never regret coming. Unlike another recent review of mine, the ladies at Bazooka's are great at the hustle. Maybe too great. I'm…

I was skeptical at first, considering the area of town, and the available reviews online. My first impression was that I walked into a dive bar, until I had a chance to check out…

I have been to All Stars plenty of times and have never been disappointed. Still the same wand and scan your ID when you walk in, but the bouncers have good attitudes.…

I'll start with a brief aside, since I'm not sure where else to put this. While in Vegas, I went to the Zombie Burlesque show at the V Theater. I wasn't sure what to expect,…

So Fayetteville is pretty lackluster as far as coties go. Really just a gross town in all honesty. And i wasnt surprised with Secrets. I wasn’t expecting much. Your standard $20 dances with some random…

This was my first adventure to a club in Portland, I shouldn't have waited so long. The club is on the backside of an older strip mall. Discreet parking from the main drive for…

Went back for the first time since summer. I'm friendly with one of the girls there, so went to chat her up. Note: the door is in back by the parking lot, not in front…

I had an hour to kill with a little thirst and a little hunger, so I decided to stop in to Louie's for a cold one. I was also hoping for a warm one. As…

I arrived at The House at 6 pm on a Friday afternoon for "Happy Hour". The first issue is parking. I was LUCKY to find an open spot a block and a half…

Nice club. Mostly black dancers, mostly curves to thick. Ass everywhere. I saw one white and one Latina dancer, both thick. This is a great place if you like tipping at the rail, because the…

I was in the area and decided to check out both Stiletto and Lace. It's been a couple of years since my last visit here. Somehow I confused the two clubs and came here first. I…

Was in NY for a convention and stopped by Ricks, one of my old favorites. Not all that much had changed, they still have a solid operation with courteous door staff, decent waitresses and enough…

Before I get into last night for those who want to comment and say this is a Club Ad... STOP You're Already Wrong. If you know my writing style then you know what you're about…

After taking a hiatus for,awhile,from this club I stopped in on a late Friday night around 1pm. Once in I saw a few familiar faces as well as a a few new Ones. After scouting…

I arrive about 4:30 on a Friday afternoon. My first trip to Macombo in about six months and the first time ever on a Friday afternnon. Expected the place to be crowded and…

If you have not been here in a while, they let the bartender (Anna) go and the DJ with the walking cane and hired new people. Most of the dancers I used to see on…

I checked out this place at about 7 or 8 pm on a Friday. Was very disappointed that there was only 2 or 3 girls working at the time. There was a couple…

I had left Stiletto and headed here to Lace. Arrived at about 8:45pm on Thursday. Not too busy, about 6 customers. No cover charge, bottle of water was $5. Most dancers were 20-35 years old. All…

Arrived at about 2 pm. I was hungry as shit and had a coupon for free lunch and another for a free entrance. I go inside, get checked for weapons, then give the free entrance…

Had a chance to visit ATL for some official work. Valet was already in place at about 12.30 which I did not like. Place was picking up slowly. I was one the last lucky…

Decided somewhat last minute to take a run to Follies yesterday afternoon. During the time I was visiting more regularly, I had scratched Fridays off my list for several reasons. It has been…

After a great session at Choice, I wasn't ready to go home for the evening so dropped in to Downtown Cabaret for happy hour amusements. There is free cover for entry before 6, maybe…

Dollie’s is the place to visit when short of funds and horny. That was me last week. Despite the place being in a rough area of town the little head convinced me it would…

Been a while since my last DDTR visit. Had a better time than my last visit. The club layout and decor hasn't changed at all, so nothing new to report there. Music might be a…

Came here on a Wednesday. Plenty or parking as there were only three or so cars in the lot. I should have known then what I was in for. Layout of the club is interesting.…

I was cutting through COI and decided to swing by on a Saturday night. Synn, which is down the street, has always been my go-to when I wanted to see some TNA. Admission was 20…

I did not have very high hopes coming to this place, since it is in the middle of nowhere. When I walked in it didn’t seem like a super high-class joint, but I bought a…