Reviews

I arrived just after noon to find only one dancer in the place. A white woman, a bit overweight, not particularly attractive, maybe a 5 if I'm being generous. My bottled water was…

Went on a Wednesday eveming. Cover was $5 and I paid $25 for a VIP wtistband, As I entered, the bar was on the right, There was a very large open area on the left…

I've been meaning to stop by here but it looks crowded as hell on weekends so I finally had a weekday night to check it out. Small pink building just a couple blocks down from…

I have been waiting to write a review for Tootsies for quite some time… Tootsies really holds a special place in my p…… I mean, heart! In fact, my first attempt at writing a review for…

Extremely high end club. This isn’t my first time at TMC Dallas, but I wanted to leave a review. Parking lot is enormous, with valet parking to the right, and normal parking in the central and…

No noticeable changes since my last visit here maybe 6 months ago. I arrived about 1pm. I was surprised to see about 6 or 7 dancers working, more than usual for a weekday…

This is my first visit here since they expanded the bar which has been described in most of the recent reviews. The changes are quite significant and a real improvement. Previously you entered…

I've been here before but not a club I frequent. I decided to check it out on a weekday night, a rare occurrence for me. Club is on a busy corner off Rt 19.…

Parking: I got an uber to the place but there is a parking lot just across from the club. Girl at the cashier told me parking is $10 (so if you drive there in the evening,…

Pulled into the parking lot about 2PM. Maybe 15 cars. Lot in decent shap. $5 to park and very light pat down. Exterior looks kind of run down but inside is really nice. One long stage…

This was my first visit to Molly's Gemini Room. It had been on my radar ever since the titular Molly left another club to do the near impossible in today's world - open a new…

Went post lunch on a rainy Wednesday. Place was lively with several performers on stage. Had full dancer attention due to few patrons due to rain. There was no entry fee and I prefer to…

Wednesday night. Got there at 11pm. 8 girls when I got there 14 when I left. Their names are listed on multiple screens for 2 song sets. Danced $15. Half hour $225. Rooms have doors…

This review is from my visit on St Patrick's Day last week. Been meaning to send this review for a week. I enter Hustlers around 3 pm. No cover charge at that time. The bar…

Had a great time early Monday afternoon. Dancers were pleasant and wonderfully interactive. TJ's is set back from the road, behind a fast food restaurant and next to other businesses. Plenty of parking was…

Stopped by about 5:30. Entrance fee was 25 bucks. Sat down no DJ j til later but they had a mixed playlist of music. Pool table by the entrance and arm at the front door.…

So….. I would bet that there is little chance that I get my review of this beautiful dump approved. It is hard to find. The ambience sucks. The bartenders aren’t friendly.…

Basic info that for some reason needs to be added to every new review: The club has its own parking lot, a narrow strip alongside the club that fills up quickly, but street parking is…

Visited about 630 pm while the day shift was on. No cover until 7 pm. I believe it is $12. At least 15 girls of all types. Quite a few latinas and…

I was driving from out west to Florida, ended up routing via Atlanta. It was a Thursday night, about 11PM and I saw the sign on the highway and I decided I needed a break.…

So I wanted to come back to Deja Vu and check out the renovations. Parking in the back is still the same, and there were a lot of cars. If you go to their website…

Had to pick up someone at MCO on a Tuesday late afternoon and after waiting in the cell lot for a while I heard that the flight was going to be very delayed. Serves me…

Second visit to Nakita's. The club is starting to grow on me. Arrived about 8:30 on a Friday night. This is a little bit too early as the 'crowd' doesn't come in until after…

In town for a work trip to Phoenix and decided to take in some eye candy on a Wednesday afternoon. There is a two way entrance into parking lot. Arrived at 1230. No cover charge…

Okay, I was back in Atlanta and went back to Vivide for how many times I have now been. No plans on writing a review, but had an odd, and untimely experience. Yes,…

I went Thursday afternoon, around 3:00 PM. The parking lot had a surprisingly large amount of cars but the club felt very empty inside. The girl at the front desk asked for my ID and…

I don't know whether it's because I'm a semi-regular (no, I'm not that guy with 6 or 7 girls crowded around, monopolizing all the talent) or what, but I continue to get excellent value for…

This place is not a typical strip club, which should be clear by now with prior reviews. Instead, you get a private room to yourself after selecting one (or more I suppose) stripper from a…

Driving in the area on Monday afternoon, since I was never in this area this early, decided to stop by before it closed. Pulled into the lot of the pink building. There were only a…

This will be a compilation of several weekday visits, each time usually around 3-6pm in the afternoon. The interior has been described, but an entrance (entry fee I think was $10, and a quick…

Hit the spot on a Saturday around 9pm Parking lot was half empty but its a big parking lot. I go inside and through the metal detector. The entree was 20 bucks which I thought was steep…

Knockouts is a mixed bag of mostly highs and just a few lows… Starting off with presentation it’s great to have free, unvalet parking lot to be able to park and walk inside the club but…

Was back in Iowa for work and decided to try out some clubs. I arrived at the club near opening at 9pm. The club is located south of Cedar Rapids and a few miles north…

Have done a bunch of research on Vegas strip clubs to make this trip to the city more productive and less expensive. Mission accomplished with CB! From the moment I stepped up, what…

Made it back here after a little over a year. If there's one thing I can say, it's that I have a pretty consistent experience despite my trips often being years or many months apart.…

Went to the club on Wednesday around 2 pm. Entry was free. Normally one would see just 1 - 3 dancers here during the day. However, today I counted 9 dancers! ZERO other customers.…

1. Price Cover Charge: $10 Drink: $4 for soda Lapdance: 1 song: $30 + 5 tax 3 song: $60 + 5 tax 10 min feature room: $150 + 20 tax 20 min feature room: $300 + 20 tax VIP: VIP (20 min):…

Asian massage parlor across the street from Burger King. They claim to share the parking lot, but that's not true, I know someone who got towed. Walk in, you go up the stairs. It's a…

It was a sunny Tuesday, around 12:30 pm. Parked, walked quickly to the door to avoid getting looked at by passing vehicles on route 130. Took a seat on one of the stools, awkwardly looking…

New monger i visited this place on Monday night. Its a $5 cover with the old man at the door. The place is a divey bar but worth it given $10 LDs. They only have…

Went on a Sunday afternoon. The location is in a mostly industrial place right off a fairly busy road. The parking lot is big and free. Entrance is off to the side and kind of…

Monday afternoon. Not my first time here. This time I used the rear entrance from the parking lot. You walk down a hallway, past the kitchen and then enter the main room through a door.…

I went early in the month Friday, March 14 around 3pm. The talent was okay, about 5 girls total ranging from 6 to 7s. There were actually quite a few guys playing pool and sitting…

In the Philadelphia area for my quarterly work visit and arranged my schedule to ensure an afternoon visit when you are 99% likely to get what you came for with a dancer you are looking…

I stopped in to this club and some details are a bit fuzzy because i was drunk off my ass. When you walk in there’s a bouncer and at some point you pay $10 for…

I would like to preface this by saying, avoid at all costs! Now onto the review - We were heading to a different club when our "local" Uber driver had so many good words about this…

I tend to travel on tight schedules so I often visit strip clubs during the day and I’m used to things being slow. Walked into Paper Moon about two hours after opening without very high…

Honestly, upfront, I want to specify that I’m not a shill, but this is the best club experience I’ve ever had. You can check my account to see some of my previous stops and the…

Heavy beltway traffic prompted a visit. It is easy to get to off the beltway, so why not? I had been on the road for a couple hours and I needed a break. I arrived…

Syn, trying not to be negative, just honest Arrived at 1:00 by Uber so parking info is not applicable but Valet is set up in another business’s lot facing. Club exterior is plain, almost as if…

PO has been described many times. Rectangular bar with $30 private lap dance cubicles with mirrors and a $20 communal room with 5 live seats. This night was a hot time at PO. Larger…

Lots of beautiful women in all flavors. Thursday is their $80 vip(15 min) in a private room. I would just go for the $30 min if you’re negotiating extras. You can negotiate anything you want…

This place has been my go-to stop for a while, and I've been reticent to post about it due to the nature of what it is. Don't let the number reviews fool you -…

Stopped by the Pink palace on a Sunday night. Now I've been there before but never on a Sunday and never at night. Their IG advertised a Rolling Stones night with a DJ from…

Was in DC for work and decided to stop by Cloakroom. It was a Sunday night and several other strip clubs in the city were closed. There’s a doorman out front who asks…

I passed by Blush around 11pm to see if quality of girls were better. I was looking for my ID in front of the door. I found it at the same time the bouncer opened…

First time visiting in a long time. Place has gone through make changes. Miss when it would open early. Cover was 10$ but went to the website and was able to get 10$ off cover…

So I just got back from this place. It’s in Bridgeport which is a shithole. But it’s not a bad ride off of 95 going to the city. The area isn’t that great and I…

Resubmitting same review since previous one all fucked up with formatting and unreadable. Quick Version: ——————— For conversation and hang-out time with a hot dancer, top 10% places I’ve been! (And 90 Percentile there is enough girls…

I arrived around 9PM. Cover is $10. I found a table near the stage. There were around 10 dancers and only a few customers. VIP dances are $25. Choose wisely because some dancers will not…

Stopped in on a Friday evening around 10pm. The outside looks pretty rough and beat up, however upon walking in not too bad, for sure better then outside. When you walk in the stage is…

It's a few minutes off the freeway in a sketchy part of town but parking seemed safe and there were cameras so I felt ok making a pit stop. I visited twice, once Thursday at…

Dropped by on a Friday night after dinner and drinks. We went to Skin's because there was no indication it wasn't open, and it was closed. There was a guy outside who said there was…

I went in the first time on a Monday to check it out. I was bored at home and didnt have much going on. The location is much better than the old chicas, I like the…

Started trying PTs after new management. Weird location at the end of a strip mall and awkward UTurn with median in the road. Small parking lot. Nice atmosphere and not very busy…

After visiting Synn down the street, which was overcrowded and a stage party atmosphere, I drove to Spearmint Rhino around the corner. This place is low-key in comparison. There is a fireplace and the stage…

I visited on a random Tuesday night. I got there before 7pm for the 1/2 price admission ($10). At that time there wasn’t much of a scene so I went next door, grabbed a bite…

I decided to stop by the 19th hole early on a Tuesday afternoon. The establishment is located on a corner property adjacent to a golf course, hence it's clever name. When I pulled into the…

I visited this club on a Wednesday to check out the advertised $5 dances, but the reality didn’t quite match the promotion. The cover charge was $45, and even though the club had the $5…

Went to CB on consecutive Saturday afternoons earlier this month. One was with an 11:30 arrival and the other a 3:00 arrival. Interestingly, the experience was quite different one visit from the other,…

Arrived around 5.15 pm , entry was $30, which included 2 drinks Club was quite empty , about 5 girls and one customer sitting ar the bar. No dancing going on. All tables carried a sign…

This is a review of 2 consecutive days at Pleasant Moments. Everyone has read the description of this place, but so I don't get yelled at, it is in a bit of a hood area, but…

I had a crazy 1Q of work, traveling between Fort Lauderdale, Chicago, and India (including zoom calls). This review (and subsequent batch of reviews) covers about 3 months of clubbing at this club (I'm going…

My first visit to Porthole Pub. I left Cheetah's just before they close at 2AM and saw that the Pub is open till 3AM so decided to see what I'm missing. Found an open spot…

Was back in South Florida for the weekend so checked in on Pompano. I rolled into the parking lot about 12:45 AM on a Saturday. My first time starting here so late. I realize now…

This could probably be three reviews as I visited the XO across the street and Cheeques just down the road a bit, but the XO said the girls didn’t show up an hour into their…

Hello everyone, this was my first time at a strip club, so apologies if this review is off in some ways. I would appreciate any pointers on things I did wrong or things I could…

This strip club offers a mixed experience, with a few pros and cons to consider before your visit. Parkin: On the plus side, there's plenty of parking available, so you won’t have to stress about finding…

Arrived at 8:30pm this past Saturday night. $5 Cover Charge and License Scan. $6 Bud Light's $30 Lap Dances(In which I did not partake on this visit) No Dancers on stage. Apparently they open at 6:30pm and don't start…

Made a stop at the Cricket on Saint Pats day. I was not sure what t o expect at a club on this holiday but it was a fun trip!! Entrance is through the rear…

Been hearing a lot about the remodel and alcohol changes. Stopped by on a Friday night to check everything out. The door cover was still $21. Stepped in and saw there’s been a revamp to…

Can't visit PHX and not stop by S44! This club has become a favorite of mine since it represents a divey bar with a club, but still feels like a club. The physical location is…

late Saturday night at about 3:30 a.m.one of my friends and I popped into bare Elegance primarily to get a bite to eat at that late hour. it wasn't my idea but my friend Michael…

Passed through an old favorite the LANDING STRIP on a Saturday evening- Got there about 6:40 or so just before the 7PM shift change and cover charge. have to pay valet either way-…

This is by far the absolute WORST club I have ever attendant. It was like a bad dream! I parked and entered the club a little after midnight. Walked up to the door and I…

Visited Treasures on what I felt like a slow on a slow Wednesday evening. There were just two other patrons and no other additional until I left a couple of hours after that. Stage dances…

I stopped by Sassy's at about 6 pm on a Wednesday. It was not busy, but that is fine with me. There were about 7 other customers. One of the 3 stages was being used.…

Went on a Saturday night. The club itself is pretty out of the way and inside of what looks like a warehouse. There was a $40 cover which seemed pretty steep but makes sense given…

Quick Version: ——————— For conversation and hang-out time with a hot dancer, top 10% places I’ve been! (And 90 Percentile there is enough girls and variety you’ll find at least one you like!) For the actual Orlando…

I wanted to try something different so I went to El Tubo Tubo for a bit to check it out. I must've been way too early because I only saw 4 dancers on the floor…

It seems like everyone goes for the Thursday special so I figured I would try it out on the cheap. It was around dinner time when I showed up and there were very few patrons…

Stopped by Tootsie’s just before going to Cheetahs, left due to not a lot of my type of women. I was in the mood for a thin girl with smallish perky tits. Arrived at Chertahs…

From time-to-time I find myself in Akron, which is not exactly a great place for a destination trip, but it has dive strip clubs, which I enjoy, and in Akron is cheap entertainment. Their number…

I recently visited Cheerleaders in Philadelphia, and overall, it was a really solid experience—definitely worth checking out if you're in the area. The club itself had a sleek, clean environment, and I could tell the…

I came in on a thursday evening around 10 pm. Before you walk in, there are bouncers and they check to make sure you don't have anything on you. There's an ATM but very costly…

Was in the shore area of Long Branch, NJ and decided to swing by here on a Thursday night around 10pm. $30 cover which seemed steep, and after passing through metal detectors was handed a…

The venue offers plenty of free parking, which is a big plus. Overall, I have a good impression of the place. While the dancers average around a 6 out of 10, I had a standout…

Albany, NY. Capital of New York State. Saturday night. Area probably ain't the greatest but it's sort of the old part of town some bars and restaurants this way. It's got it's own little lot.…

Hoops NYC has a pretty clean, no-pressure feel in my experience. Consistent with NYC, no dollar parade or anything like that and girls did approach pretty freely as it wasn't very packed. Music is a…

Frankfort, NY. Saturday night. The nearby city is Utica. The area has seen better times, as the rust belt goes. Neighborhood seems real safe to me. Plenty of parking around the building. Walk on in.…