Reviews

Made a stop for their Wednesday specials with a plan not to indulge in the $80 VIP which can be a bargain if you find the right girl. Instead I planned on doing as many…

Cafe Atlantis Wednesday, About 5 PM - 5:30 PM For details on my interests and ratings, see New Loco Review. Wow, the men's room is small and has no towels or dryer, although it has a towel…

A lot of the basics have been said about this place so I thought I would provide some more detailed info that I noticed and learned first hand over the period of about a month…

I was back in New York for a quick visit and had a couple of hours to kill in between meetings so I stopped in. The place has been described many times but its…

I visited Ildas on a Thursday. This is definitely a dive bar. The overall place is small and the stage is small as well. The girls are in bikinis and they dance…

Bradenton, FL. Friday night real late. Bradenton is where the Pirates do spring training. Area seems alright to me, Right next to a gas station. This club's parking lot is in the back, you enter…

Hadn't stopped at the WAGG in over a year and had some free time in the area, so I figured, "what the heck"! The club is in a business/industrial area that is safe. They have…

I was in new west for a dinner and when that wrapped up I popped by the Paramount to see what ladies were around. $15 cover to get in with one mandatory drink (this is…

Things are definitely looking up at DD Pompano. My latest visit was a vast improvement from my previous recent visits. I’m hoping this is a trend and not an anomaly. I visited DD Pompano on a…

After a successful first and second visit here, I stopped by Wednesday evening (about 8 PM) to see what the club would be like on a weekday evening, and hopefully meet up with some of…

New Locomotion Wednesday, May 7, 2025, 3:30-4:30 PM & trip comments Loco is the nearest club to my hotel, about 2 miles away. I have all the strip clubs and massage places I like on Google…

The cover is a good amount (I think $60 or $65), but it does come with two free drinks. I don’t drink so I got a red bull and gave the other one to a…

Decided to go in after a long day of work. Went in was charged $20 for admission. No food on weekdays only on Friday through Sunday. You can still get drinks any night but of…

Came here on a Saturday in January. It was $25 entry, $25 vip bracelet to get to the vip room. A bottle of water was $3. This place can vary night to night, this night…

Let me preface this by saying I'm spoiled by Yellow Rose. I hung out at YR for several hours on Friday night and had a really great time - decided to stop by P10 on…

Palm Harbor, FL. Saturday night. Another club right off 19. Plenty of parking in the lot. Area seems fine to me. Walk on in. Lady at the front charges $10 cover. She notifies me it's…

The Golden Banana, or DB's Golden Banana, as the sign says, has been there for over 50 years. It's been through many iterations as a strip club. Now it's part of a group of 3…

Visited VIP last week and was decently surprised. I believe it's been under new ownership for a year or so now. The good - there is plenty of parking around. Free street parking after 10 (I…

Holiday, FL. Friday night. Came in after a couple spots in north Pasco. It's sort of behind a mcdonalds off of 19. There were cars in the front lot so I'm thinking that there's stuff…

Clearwater, FL. Saturday night. Right off 19. Area seems alright to me. Plenty of parking in the back lot. Walk on in. Lady at the front, $10 cover. In we are, bar to the left,…

Came back to the post after a while. Parking lot was pretty full, but thankfully there was additional parking further on the right side. Once you enter the club there is a rectangular stage…

This review is from a stop I made here back in January. I stopped at the club around 4pm. The place looks like a little hole in the wall with parking on the side. At…

Clearwater, FL. Saturday night after midnight. It has a Clearwater address online, but it's not really near Clearwater, so I don't fucking know. Right off Ulmerton, a busy road. Plenty of parking in the lot.…

It was my first time to the landing strip and my first impression was what was a place like doing in a tiny town like Romulus? The venue possibly the only business running in town.…

Second Visit to Cafe Atlantis. I visited during the winter during the daytime, this time it was on a less than busy Tuesday night. I arrived around 9:00 and left just after midnight. Location…

I’ve described the place before, small clubs small stage in the middle L shaped bar when you walk in. Private dance area right behind the entrance, and a few chairs around and a couple VIP…

This is a composite of two separate visits. Both were Tuesday early afternoon visits. No cover either time. First visit was good crowd. About 15 dancers with 25 or…

Found myself in the Milford area, and thought to give this place a shot. Bottomline.. for the afternoon, it was not worth the time. Location.. located in a strip mall. It was kinda weird finding…

The club was pretty uncomfortable the chairs that they had are as hard the ones back in middle school and the booths didn't feel like they had any cushion. The girls were alright there were…

This was my 2nd return visit after a long time off. First the preliminary information, easy to find with a big Desire sign off the highway. Dances are $25 and $35 bones topless and nude,…

I don’t think this place needs more reviews however I go to stop in on Tuesday night and there are like 6-7 cop cars in the parking lot. I think to myself “well party’s over”…

Many have reviewed this club. So I will be brief about its physical space, and talk more about my experiences. As you enter, there is a large parking lot (good). Police cars outside, adds to sense…

I had some free time yesterday so decided to stop by the club. I had not been there before, but no smoking and free entry was great. Can’t stand the smell of smoke after quitting…

Had a couple of dead days and decided to see what a weekday was like. Arrived around 10. No cover. Drinks are 4 for water or soda, 7 beer, 10 shots. When you enter the…

I arrived around 11 PM on Wednesday. There were about 12 -15 girls working. There’s a bar on one side… no one sits there. Pool tables are in another room …the tables…

Came here before on a weekday to avoid the crowd because this place looks like its packed on weekends. On a weekday, I was hounded from the minute I stepped in so I decided to…

Much has been written about the layout of the place. It’s a pink building on the side of a busy highway right next to a dealership and down the road from an Amazon and Target…

The nightclub is situated in a safe neighborhood and offers free entry, which is a plus for visitors. Upon entering, restrooms are conveniently located on the left-hand side. There is an ATM available inside, though…

St Petersburg, FL. Saturday night. It's in shopping center. Plenty of parking in the lot, area seems fine to me. Walk on in, white girl with glasses at the front, collects cover, $10. In we…

I was in Jackson for work and, like many of us business travelers, found myself stuck on a Monday night with nearly every restaurant and bar shuttered. So, I took a gamble and wandered into…

Just on US 1 in pinecrest. $15 cover after pattern and ID scan. Upon entering there are a few high tops with girls on their phone. Not aggressive. Small club with a bar that takes…

Stopped in on a Wednesday to kill some time. I had been here a couple times but it seems that unless you come at just the right time most of the dancers are already seated…

I returned to my favorite haunt after a long hiatus. I am glad to report that the place has not changed a lot. especially during the day they are still the best place to go…

So I popped in to Mystique upon the recommendation of a friend. The club is located in an industrial area with one road going in and out of the place. Felt a bit sketchy as…

The first couple of times I visited here after their opening, in the afternoons, the place was dead. I gave up on this place until I started noticing the parking lot getting filled in recent…

Going in I knew this place was a dive based upon other reviews here, and when I entered I was not disappointed. It’s a local dive bar with chubby to fat women who should not…

Traveling for work in salt lake and decided to check this place out. Entered the club on a Saturday night around 11pm. Paid a $6 cover. Girl at front desk was friendly, asked for a…

Central location if you are in North Jersey. Ample parking outside and you can get a VIP spot if you lightly tip the valet. Entry was $10 and tipped the bodyguard another $10. He seemed to…

Traveling for work again and decided to waste some time on Tuesday. I arrived around 11PM. I snagged a parking spot on the side of the building. That night there were more spots in…

Required : 10 entrance fee paid to bartender get two non alcoholic drinks(afternoon) BYOB Rectangle bar takes up most of the room. Not a lot of room to walk around $30 per dance for…

Came here a few Fridays ago. I agree with those who say Friday day is probably the best shift. The only problem is sometimes Fridays get so crowded that it’s hard to have a good…

Hudson, FL. Friday night. Just came from Pink Pussycat up the road. On the side of the highway, area seems fine to me. Plenty of parking in the lot. Walk in. Black dude opens the…

It wasn’t that long ago that I posted my review of this club - singing its praises. You can imagine then my disappointment after having returned there yesterday after an impromptu work trip to Miami -…

I made another trip to Clancy‘s this time on Sunday afternoon. I’ve reviewed this place, and others a number of times, but I’ll go ahead and list the specifics again. It’s located in a…

Well, since this is my favorite weekday afternoon club in LA, I figured I should give an updated review. Interior has been well described from the turn style entrance, stage and bathroom. $6.00 cover charge,…

New Orleans Jazz Fest Saturday Night. The music stops at the Fest at 7pm so we decided to shower and head to the FQ to grab dinner and hit the Penthouse Club. After…

Was bored and in town so swung by Headlights on Granby. The location is in a strip mall that’s well lit close to the highway. The cover was only $5 (probably since it was 9…

A few updates from a regular. New info on a girl denoted with a * and new girls denoted with #. I'm also adding zodiac sign info if I know it just for fun.…

Largo, FL. Saturday night. Strip mall, busy road, area seems fine to me. Plenty of parking. In you go, guy at the front. $10 cover and ID check. In you go. Basically one bar island…

Haven't been in a while decided to pop in earlier than usual on a Wed. I think it was around 330ish. Went in spent the $40 for normal vip. I've written the description tons…

The club is in a pretty industrial part of town, on a two-lane one-way street. Parking is on both sides of the building and in the back, but the entrance is in the back; if…

Was in Ohio for the first for work. So I decided to try some clubs out. I arrived at the club near opening at 11:45am. The club is located east of Cleveland in a nice…

Hudson, FL. Right at the very top end of the Tampa Bay metro area. Right off the highway. In front of some video store and next to a liquor store. I walk in, cover was…

I initially stopped at Hi Liter. I left when the door guy would not let me pick my table near the stage which was open. I do not want to maneuver the obstacle course to…

Went to Cadillac Lounge on a Monday afternoon. It was pretty empty, maybe 5-6 total customers and 5-10 girls. It's a fairly large place, the main floor has a large stage in the center and…

Hit up Sapphire 60 in Manhattan recently and walked out $300 lighter with not much to show for it. This place is high-end and definitely geared toward the bottle service/VIP crowd. If you’re not rolling…

I was feeling a bit sad so I decided boobs were just the thing to take me out of my funk. I rolled in just after 8 P.M. on a Saturday and saw many…

Had my 2nd solo vist to Goldclub Centerfolds. The club is located in a commercial district area. They have a main stage and a runway stage and use both when they have a big enough…

First time at a club in SF and had a generally good experience. There a ton of details of the club layout but my quick review here is that it’s a nice club in a…

First time visiting and maybe it was just one of their off nights. There was not that many dancers available but that might have been due to the time period also, after 2:00am. The place…

This was my first trip to New Orleans, let alone Bourbon St. There are 4 clubs within walking distance from each other and they all have doormen working the streets to bring in customers.…

First off this is DEFINITELY not a dayshift club. Went here due to the great pics on Instagram. I can assure you, all of those were taken on night shift. There were probably 9 girls…

My last two visits to The St. James (a.k.a. “The Church”) were both a total waste of time. Although I had long said that the Church featured the best looking dancers in metro Houston, my…

This is a smallish club in a strip mall right by the highway. Parking in the lot was free, well lit, and felt perfectly safe. Cover was $10, but I believe it is more on…

It was a jaunt up to this club from Miami, but with a completely free day in the middle of my trip I decided to give it a try based on previous reviews. Parked in the…

Great experience, though only an hour or so. Place was popping in the mid-afternoon. Majority of bar stools were occupied, and some of the tables. I cringe to think about a Friday…

Millennium in Bedford, NH, is a large and spacious strip club located in southern New Hampshire. The venue is clean but definitely has a somewhat dated feel. This was my first time visiting as I…

The club is off a busy road behind some fast-food restaurants. Parking was free and plentiful during a recent Wednesday afternoon. I was carded once I stepped inside and although there wasn’t a cover, the…

Twenty years ago, I came to Tootsies for the first time. I had an absolute blast and then never came back. This was mostly because I’m hardly ever in South Florida. I don’t remember much…

Arrived on Friday night a little before midnight knowing it would be packed. (as I'd been here before on weekend nights). It's free parking, but they block the cars in so you need…

I visited on a Wednesday evening, fairly early I think around 8:00. I was the only patron in the club at 8:00. The club is downstairs, essentially in a walk-out basement, below Deja Vu.…

Returning to BT's after several weeks felt like a significant change, especially when I thought about my previous visits. On this Cinco de Mayo, I headed to my dependable spot, BT's, and was pleasantly surprised…

February after 10pm. First time I've been on a Wednesday. Not too crowded for Baby Dolls, cover is $5. There is a beer selling lady right as you walk in with more seating behind the…

Stopped in a few Mondays back. I don’t get down that way often but every once in a while I’ll make the trip. Place hasn’t changed in as long as I can remember except for…

Visited late on a Saturday night. Expected it to be busier than it was. There were maybe 15-20 customers there. No cover but was told to make sure to buy 2+ drinks at the bar…

I was in LA for a work conference and had brought cash with for a fun time. The night before I had made the mistake of going down to a club near Long Beach in…

Was in Columbus for One Night Only and hit up Vanity after Private Dancer to see what it was about. The reviews here made me feel like I had to see this place and I…

There’s something I’m missing with this club. Maybe it’s cause I don’t go enough to be known or a regular but it’s super rare that I get approached, and when I do it is usually…

Figured a fight night the night before Cinco de Mayo would be a lively night with a packed club... pulled into the dirt side of the parking lot at about 11pm, and to my suprise…

I arrived at about 8:00 pm and parked in the large, paved and fenced lot. 8 It's free and there are no valets. I entered the club, had my ID scanned, and after it cleared I…

Work brought me in town and just wanted to relax a little bit after an argument with my colleague and Rick is somehow close to the downtown area. So I arrived around 10pm. After getting…

Visited just after midnight Saturday night. First impression was they could use more parking but I found a space at the end of the lot which is secured by fencing and under surveillance. So that…

After striking out at a couple of spots prior to stopping here , I decided to see what else was open and decided to try fifth Avenue for the first time. I walked in around…

Cover was $20, with a one (non-alcoholic) drink minimum, which was at least $10. Listed prices are $65 for a 5 minute VIP and $185 for 20 minute VIP. There was a 10 minute VIP that…

One of my go-to spots whenever I'm in Houston for work, and two Friday nights ago it was no different. I stopped in a little after 10pm; cover on weekend evenings/weekend late-nights is typically $15-20…

I haven't had great times at Wisconsin clubs, but I've occasionally had somewhat entertaining times so I keep trying them. I hadn't been to Bristol in a while and wasn't too far, so figured I'd…

I wasn't sure what to expect, and just wanted to check out a new club to me. The day cover was reasonable at $5 and of course a drink purchase. Got a RedBull for my…

Arrived 4 PM on a Monday. No changes to the exterior, parking, or interior. $6 cover at that time of day once you pay you are buzzed in via a turnstile and…

I have been to this club several times and I really enjoy it. Here is my past experience on Saturday: Lots of girls, higher class than most clubs. They wear gowns and have minimal…

Passing through the area on the way to New Hampshire and thought I’d check it out. Parking lot was pretty full, but no problem finding a space. Fairly well lit and in a general business…