Reviews

I had never been to “Church” before but was in Houston on a Saturday night and decided to try it out. I arrived at around 10pm and parked in the large fenced and well lighted…

This review covers back-to-back Monday visits that I had here in mid-April. Having now made my last 3 trips here on a Monday, I'm starting to think it may be one of the best days…

You guys know the routine here. No ball caps and no tank tops so please show up looking at least half human. I travel for work about 50% of the time and my schedule has…

Park in parking lot acreoss street from club. No parking fee prior to 7pm, after which $10 parking fee applies (paid inside club when you pay cover). I don't know how it's enforced,…

Was in the area and needed a beer so I decided to give this place another shot. My experience was slightly worse then last time. The rundown. 5th Ave is…

Others have described the place. I don’t drink, so I didn’t go next door. I spent time connecting with Ryan, a youthful, slender white girl in her 20s with perky little tits and a soft…

I was overdue for a visit to the Playhouse and specifically with Devon. It had been a while since we had a chance to dance. Club details at the bottom of anyone needs…

I decided to give this club a try after about a 3-5 year absence. I know what I’m getting myself into as this place is a tourist trap but I had an itch try…

Back in Vegas, back at Chicas. The details of this place have been covered many times in many prior reviews, and they're mostly right. Small dive bar, pushy dances, many of whom have…

Returned to the promised last after a decade. Border crossing there was easy on a Sunday afternoon. Took maybe 30 mins on the way back. Didn’t have any trouble with the cops or anything but…

It's been a while (approx 6 months) since I last had a good time, so I went in and paid the usual $14.00. This place and its services still don't disappoint, at least for me…

It had been awhile since I visited The Mint . It is probably the only place I visit when in Greensboro . You’re money goes further here , but the talent can vary on each…

This is a post-raid review of Paradizio. Since a description of the club is obligatory, here you go. The club is located in the hood, but no big deal if you're comfortable in…

I stopped by the pink palace on Saturday afternoon. It is not hard find, it’s on route 130. It has a big parking lot with plenty of spots. I entered the club from the side…

When I first signed on to this board there was a dancer who posted on here that used to work at this club. She’s since gone on to work at one of the legal bordellos…

Been going about once a month for around a year. No longer planning on returning. This is a review of the last three months. The girls are a real mixed bag. Some of my favorites have left.…

Stopped in to Kittens for the first time in years on Sunday around noon. It was very very dark inside and as I entered I didn't see any other customers. The door person told me that…

I made my way across the border around 8pm on a Wednesday night, short interaction with Mexican immigration, a short walk to a cab and $8 later I was being dropped off in front of…

This review covers a bunch of times I was in Dallas over the last two weeks. I was helping out on a project for work so I was on call for half of the…

First visit back since the big remodel. Overall improved -- the stage design is better, the VIP area is more private. The bar is now off in a corner but at the cost…

Was in town for the race. Decided 4 of us would go to prior to a pre-arranged dinner so we had a few hours to kill. Got there at around 3:30PM and it was dead, one…

Hadn’t been to the Rhino in years after an extreme amount of Hustling the last time I bristled, But after reading a few reviews on here and the fall from grace for the Lodge, I…

A girl I follow on IG who now dances in NYC had posted she was making a rare return trip on Sunday, and since I didn't have to work early on Monday I figured I…

Stopped by Scarletts while on a work trip down in Tampa. I was staying in Ybor so the travel was really convenient. The location was easy to get to with a large, well lit parking…

With dinner plans in the city Saturday night, decided to visit the Pink Piny to watch the NBA playoffs. Arrived around 12:30 pm so free parking and a gentle pat down by security before walking…

I wish more than anything I had something new to bring to this review. But, after about 15 years of visiting this place, think “new” is no longer a possibility. We all know the basics.…

I visited here on a Friday evening after a ball game in May. The club is located on Congress St. I stayed in a hotel a block away as I have anytime I…

Been a while since I been to this club, used to come here a lot like 10 years ago. Had no idea there’s a Target store next to the club now, it used to be…

Went to Risque around 2:30 on Thursday afternoon with my coworker. Club is right on Columbus ave not far from a Target shopping center. Area seems very safe parking is on the side of…

I enjoyed my experience here, and was pleasantly surprised mostly by the number of dancers. I am used to the Gold Room - Scores - Knockouts trifecta by O’Hare, which are much closer to my…

I went into Scarletts on a Thursday night before I was flying home the next day. I didn't really see much security but they were likely out of the way. The cover charge is usually…

Friday Night first time at This club. I The Basics: 10ish PM Topless Club with bar. 10$ Cover Charge. 7$ Domestic Bottle I The Club: Sign said Nicolas, Cocktails. Can't tell it's a strip club unless you see the busy lot and security outside.…

Club details; $21 cover to get in. (now $10) It is another $7 for a 12 oz beer. You enter the corner of a long rectangular room. The main stage is dead ahead. The DJ,…

It's been a couple of months since my last review, and when I go to the club it's during the day shift. I'm a regular at Desires, and don't go to the club without money to spend…

The parking at DV8 is surprisingly full, but there is plenty of street parking adjacent. Friday night made it about 3/4 full in the club, but I was always able to locate a table on…

Made a return trip to Ultra early Saturday evening. The location is convenient next to PBI and near 95. There was plenty of available free parking which was unattended. No cover before 8:00 so after…

Back again! I had an opportunity to hitch a ride to Gold Club, spur of the moment. I arrived at 3 PM. Started off in the mens room. It did not reek of festering bacteria…

Entered on a Saturday night. Club was pretty packed. A bit of a South Asian majority crowd. Bought a beer. Club is pretty dimly lit and a bit dingy. Restrooms were a mess! The vip…

Second time at Tropical. Did the whole Rizo/Troical Bar Combo this evening. This will be a review of Hotel Rizo and Tropical Experience. Will break it down. 1. Getting to Rizo/TB: Arrived to PedEast at Midnight decided to…

Starting with the basics: $15 Cover, Security Pat-down, Drinks are around $10, Laps are $30, VIP for 15mins is $100 and the “Blue Room” VIP is $200 for 30mins. High mileage in my experience. Second time…

Went here two weeks ago on a Saturday night with a friend celebrating his divorce. We were staying close by so it was an easy choice. We were thinking about the Palomino or the Rhino…

TL;DR: Went on a $10 dance night. Club had a lot of customers and dancers. More of a bar vibe than most strip clubs have. Got 5 dances in the shared lapdance area, good mileage.…

First the basics - Cover was $10 with a 2 drink [@ $7 each] minimum. Not a big deal as $20 is basically what everyone else charges. Layout is straight-forward with the entrance leading to…

Thursday May 8. Arrived around 1pm. Pat down and ID scan, no cover at this time. I came and went a couple times during the day. Each time I was there there were around 20…

Got to visit on a Wednesday in March, early afternoon around 2pm. Parking lot was pretty empty (no fee). After entering I paid cover fee of $5. Went to the bar for a coke ($6-7)…

Club Desire is a smallish club, located down the street from Providence Hospital. Its actually two clubs in one: Club Desire occupies the bottom floor, and Club Lust is a more upscale, members only club,…

work was stressful and needed to blow off steam. decided to visit pandoras friday afternoon logging off early. arrived around 1:30 and was there until 2:45. there were around 4-5 patrons when i entered.…

I arrived at Uncle Bucks about 6:30. There is an ID scan and I paid a $5 cover and went inside. It's a large club with a stage in the middle with seating…

In Toronto for a meeting so had a chance to visit the Rail. The club is downtown TO so parking would be a pain if you had a car. It's been a few years since…

Club Fantasies is an old Providence club located in an industrial area of town. I have been visiting, off and on, for about twelve years now, and have seen the neighborhood clean up quite…

Stopped in early evening on a Tuesday. Twins game that night so slightly busier than a normal Tuesday. Cover was $10 but free with same day ticket to any event. When you…

So, it had been a minute since I was at the Playhouse and from reading the reviews, I was interested in going back. Thanks to NYprof to responded to my DM regarding some of…

Was in town to visit a friend in the hospital. Got here around 7:30 and parking lot was pretty empty. $10 cover and for first time had my ID scanned. Place was pretty dead with…

Decided to see if I could find something new in mass, I usually go to boardroom (foxy lady Brockton) but I had a dancer that was fired from there ask me to come see her…

Been there once or twice this most recent visit was derby week so I expected it to be a little busy and a little higher door fee. Basics Location easy to find right off the…

I was at local coffee bikini barista recently, and one of the baristas there mentioned she was going to try out dancing, and that her first club she’s going to try out is Bottoms Up.…

Before I decided to head back home, I figured it would be good to give Tootsies one last stop and I can see why people prefer this one. Skipping ahead of the usual stuff (layout, bar…

Second time visiting Mystique. Went with a friend for his birthday. Club is located inside an industrial area so parking next to the club or even nearby can be a real pain in the ass…

TLDR: Run-down Spanish only club with good lap dances. I stopped by Glamour Girls on Thursday about Midnight. There was plenty of free parking but the entrance…

It’s been a couple of years since I’ve checked this place out. Was here on Friday night, 11pm or so , EMPTY. There were about 20 girls and maybe 5 patrons at most. The women…

It was my first time going to a strip club in Houston. I went on a whim after leaving a bar and saw it was close by so I just went in to see what…

My friend and I stopped by “The Church” on Thursday night about 9:00. It was $20 each for cover, and then $19 plus tip for two beers. Supposedly…

After reading reviews I deceided to give Desire a try on a Saturday night. I didn't have any expereince going to strip clubs but this place was smaller than I expected, but it was a…

New Locomotion Friday late night, actually Sat early morning 5/10/2025 -- Ok, I have to add more details, although it's the same as in other reviews. Large building, easy to find lots of parking on the back and…

First time back in Seattle in a few years and am beyond thankful for the Seattle PL's who gave me incredible insight and recommendations to make my trip as eventful and fun as possible! Arrived on…

This place is called sugar n spice now. Upon arrival, the parking lot was packed. I was greeted in the lot by the owner I believe, and he asked me to park out back. So…

Ok, a second trip to TJs, this time I checked the VIP rooms. Pretty clearly this place is under a management group who care about their customers, not the usual creepers you usually get.…

I’m sure you’ve read about this place or you are at least familiar with it. Former legendary punk music venue in the middle of a cornfield on a dirt road between Highway 10 and Lawrence.…

Arrival (largely unchanged) I got there around 7:15. Small parking lot in a residential neighborhood; you'll overlook it if it's too dark. You come in up a short flight of stairs, through a foyer, into…

Grand Prix weekend, so I thought I'd get my own lap(dances) in and take a hot model around the track. Club was fairly quiet when I arrived around 4pm. Screens were showing…

Was in town one night for work and this placed seemed to have the best reviews for what I was looking for. A good time not a long time. Arrived and I believe the cover was…

I had been to Nashville's only other club, DejaVu, so I decided to complete the city tour and visit this one. Both clubs are owned by the same group. This one's less than a…

First visit since they started serving liquor. Cover was $10 on a Friday at 9pm. Not sure if this is the new cover fee. Was expecting $21. Anyways layout is still…

Checked it out for the first time on a weekend night. On the east side of Rt 19 in NewPort Richey, the location is quite safe and brightly lit. Ample parking for club…

No it's no Christmas, but Candie's... MAN! Headed to Candie's on a Friday afternoon, not my normal time to go. I typically go on a Monday, Tuesday or Wednesday. This particular day did not disappoint!…

I stopped into SR on recent Wednesday evening. I called the club around 10:15 or so to get a ride to the club. They picked me up around 11:00 or so. No…

I’m working in the area for a while, so tried to take advantage of the Discount Dance Wednesdays at Knockouts. This is a summary of four Wednesdays in April. The club is located in Stone Park…

Decided to try a Thursday at noon. Nice big parking lot, feels safe enough. Walk in at noon and was probably the tenth customer. No cover no ID check. Shown to a seat along the…

Midway Invader Thursday Night 5/6/2025 11 PM In two days, I made my rounds of five clubs from Oakville Pure Gold. I headed for the furthest away club, Midway Invader, before working my way back…

Come in here a few times when there is nothing else to do in town. Cover is $10 and upon paying that you walk into a dimly lit building with a bar and pool table…

Pure Gold in Oakville Thursday evening 5/8/2025 This was the third club out of five that I visited in the last two days. During which I stayed in Sauga. I usually do not go to…

Hit the club around 1 pm on Tuesday The parking lot had about 10 cars. Walked in and was completely blinded by the darkness. I needed about 1 min for my eyes to adjust .…

Wanting to see some actual pole dancing talent for a change, I stopped by Players after work on a Friday just after 6pm. Mandatory valet $7, no cover at that time, with $4 domestic specials…

I stop in every time I’m in town. I first visited decades ago and got to taste a dancer’s cooch in the private dance area, but that was forever ago and haven’t had quite that…

Last couple of times I've been here were kind of lack-luster but everyplace has it's ups and downs. Got there about 11:00 pm. It was lightly raining. The parking lots were surprisingly full but it…

I got here about 3 pm, left at like 4:30. They have a sign on top of the black building that houses the club that's hard to see and in need of an upgrade. The…

I am from out of state and last visited Creekside about 4 years ago. It is a decent size building with ample parking at the end of a dead end street. Seems like a…

Was back in H-Town for more networking Bizz. The group was looking for a place to watch the playoffs close to Hobby. T-Wolves are my team so don’t hate. We settled for The Ritz. Thought…

I've been here a few times over the years with varying results. I stopped in here instead of another club I've been hitting because I wanted a little more mileage than usual. Door was $20…

On some level, Montreal's downtown clubs tend to follow a certain formula that sets them apart from clubs in the states. Cleopatra's definitely had that Montreal feel, but it differed in a couple of…

First time at this new Vegas club. Thursday Night before midnight. The Rundown: Cover Charge 10$ 2$ Draft special only on Budweiser Lap Dance 25$ Short review cause I only lasted an hour. Did not match my expectations unfortunately. Hope…

I've lived in Pinellas county about 15 minutes from Reign for quite a while and never been there so I figured I would check it out. Typically I make the drive over to Tampa, but…

I don't usually eat at the Waffle House near this place because I don't want dancers to know what I drive. I did this time and noticed the kid running the front room has his…

This is for a Saturday 6pm visit. Free parking and a safe looking building. When you enter, turn left to enter the main club. Look right to see entrances to per dance rooms and VIP/ champagne…

Let me just say that this is a very very classy looking place. When I arrive, I paid a seven dollar cover, and as you walk in the bar is right in front of you…

PLACE The layout of Cheater's has been described often. It is the largest club in the area with the highest ceilings, two bars, a pool table and a huge area for lappers and/or vip. I…

I arrived around 2ish to check the place out for the first time. I actually parked my car in the parking lot when I didn't see any valet attendant, but after I got out…

I love bringing out of state newbies to this club. At least on good days. This was a good day and my young coworker was blown away. Maybe not blown, but very…

This club is pretty much as others describe. A somewhat dingy club with plentiful attractive dancers and extras on offer. It's out at the airport in a warehouse/business park area. I arrived around 9 p.m.…

Okay, I have tried to write this review 3 times, but keep deleting it because it sounds like an effing self club review. However, you can just judge for yourselve I guess. I had a fantastic…