Reviews

It was a quiet, uncrowded afternoon. Every guy would eventually have a girl sit next to him and try to sell him on dances. There's a pool table, which some guys actually used.…

My girlfriend used to work at this bar. Sadly it's a neglected business that is run by very small town creepy people. The management is easily swayed by some of the local drunk and drugged…

My friend was in town from California, so figured we'd go out for a night of drinking in St. Pete. After a few rounds, some one suggested a strip club, and we decided on…

Mary's is my favorite club in Portland. There are other clubs with hotter girls and higher mileage dances but the laid back vibe at Mary's makes it a fun place to have a few drinks…

The club is pretty nice on the interior and exterior. Interior is dimly lit with red theme. The bartenders are always attractive and very friendly. Drinks are a bit pricey but that is to be…

It's been awhile so I stopped by to see if my favorite girl was there. She wasn't. I don't even know if she's there still, a pretty latina girl named Natalia. The place wasn't crowded…

I visit this club 5-8 times a year pretty mixed between afternoon and late night. It seems like they’ve had a lot of turnover- I didn’t see any dancers this trip that I had seen…

Went a little before Christmas. They where having their Christmas party so figured maybe a good time. Went with a few friends and parking lot was full, went in grabed a beer and sat down.…

After visiting this club about almost a year ago I decided to go ahead and go on a weeknight. The club itself has a new bar downstairs which is pretty small but not bad…

Tuesday specials are $2 drinks or $3 "premium" drinks, but there is still a lot of other overhead charges. No valet is a plus though, since I don;t like to hand over my keys…

The good here- Pheasant season brings young ladies from all over the States to this bar. They are a lot of fun. Stage tipping can get wooly as the stages are full nude with two…

Went here to blow off some steam. $10 cover. Milked a few beers and hung out by the stage for a while to scope out the dancers. Weren't too many, but it was a Tuesday…

After hearing and reading so much about this club from a number of different sources over the last couple years, I finally took some time to go and visit. Going in there were two things…

It seems like about half the time I never even find a girl suitable for even one dance and other times there are several girls I like. This was one of the former. An hour…

Well after spending a half-hour at the purple orchid with the same old dancers, I left. I'm a WOC fan so since I've been to erotic Cafe in the distant past I knew they had…

Stopped in to Dream Girls on a weekday afternoon recently. It was earlier than I normal go and there only seemed to be one girl working. Luckily it was one of my regular favorites and…

I got back from a business trip early and had some time before anyone expected me home. Decided to head across the river and have a little fun. Got to Dollies early evening and grabbed a…

The first time I visited this spot I went with one of my good friends who is well connected at this club and gave me the run down of how this place works and how…

I was headed out of daytona beach going to Jax when I saw DD on hwy 1. I had stopped at Biggins and Candys which both were a disappointment. I flipped a bitch and…

Looking at the club from a new perspective has been my goal lately and the new perspective is topless lap dance only, no CR's. I have enjoyed this club from the extras aspect and…

This club was nice because of the location. It is right in the city by the market and is easy to find. The parking was limited due to it being a pay lot. Cover was…

I frequent this club for $1 wild wednesdays. This particular wednesday was supposedly the last wild wednesday of the year and I was dissapointed to find our that one dollar beers were no longer a…

This is a hidden gem in a city with not much going on. Drinks are cheap, bartender will pour stiff if you hang out with the bar regulars (who are hilarious.) Dancers trickle in over…

We visited on a Saturday night around 11:30pm til about 2:30am. Was with 2 other guys. Only 5 girls working that night from what I could tell. All the dancers were attractive. Tried the low…

After leaving Biggins, I stopped by candy on my way out to Jax. Big L shaped bar lots of seating. Big dance floor with two poles and a hoop. No cover and 2 dancers. 1…

This SC is right on the strip. Went in around 3pm came out at 3:15pm. No cover, 5 dancers, 3 wht, 2 blk, none above a 5. Four guys in the bar including me.…

Place is kind of small, music was ok. One main stage and one other mini stage/table to get close up to the dancers. Went there on super bowl sunday rather than watching it home. All…

Stopped in Fridaybbecause I finished work early. Sat at the bar to have a drink. Several girls stoped by introduced themselves and said hi. After the drink I went and sat in the room with…

I had read the Reviews and had to check it out myself. Not disappointed at all. Staying at Hotel Cascadas, which is essentially connected. Get the VIP pass first before…

I stopped by the club a few weeks ago after 10pm. It was pretty crowded for a Thursday. The dancers I talked to were friendly but pretty focused on business and get to the point…

Stopped in for an afternoon visit last week on a Thursday. Not real busy and this was to be expected on a winter day in Niagara. Beers were what you would expect $6…

So after meetings in St. Louis at EJ, I venture over to ESL for a little relaxation Friday night. First stop is the Pink Slip around 1am. No need to go over club details, but…

Slow night for a Saturday, but I guess people gotta pay rent around the first of the month. The bouncer at the entrance was friendly and informed me about the bar on the first floor.…

Decided to check out the old hi liter after a couple month hiatus. Been spending a lot of time at Bourbon lately. Figured I'd see if recent reviews were true or not. Walked in and…

So, I had a very interesting evening at this place and not in a good way. My visit started around 10pm and I was the only customer in the place. I should of headed out…

I haven't been to this club (or any other) for over 8 years. Doesn't seem that a lot has changed. Money for the dancers about the same. Want to go back for private dances when…

By the time I got to the could most of the dancers were pretty used up. Some did approach me since I was "fresh meat" but none of them were really much more than a…

First time visit, passing through Jacksonville on way to S Florida. $7 to get in at about 8:00 p.m. Parking was a concern had to park way down the strip mall…

Once again Showcase delivers for me. The parking is in a secure spot. I paid the 30 bucks to enter and the place is packed. That is one downside for me. If you get there…

This place is perfect if you are not looking for any extras or anything crazy - but has a wide variety of girls-next-door. The girls are mostly 6-9 range and very friendly. The…

I’m a slow learner, but after 7-8 visits to Show Palace, I’ve finally started to get it. There is absolutely no point in visiting this club before 2am, when most of the other clubs in…

I stopped into Mpire Club tonight (Tuesday) to blow off steam from a stressful day at work around 8pm. No cover. Went upstairs to a small room with two small stages and a bar with…

Stopped in on a Saturday night about 1am. Others have described the place as a rundown hole in the wall...spot on. A beer was $2.50 and cold. There were three girls working and I got…

To be fair, I had just walked out of the almighty Hong Kong. So it had a tough comparison. But nothing in there made me want to…

For me, at least, this is the easiest club to get to. So it showed up on my TUSCL radar enough times that I knew there was a history of 'weirdness'. Meaning, it…

As others may have noted, this club is no longer nude. I went on a weekend afternoon and there were maybe 4 people there and 6-10 dancers. This was actually a surprising amount…

The Rhino is always hit or miss for me. This trip i went in and sat in the back, mostly regulars there so wasn't even approached except by the waitress for drinks for about…

Decided to try the Parrot on a Saturday without a feature performing. Good selection of dancers with a wide variety of body types. Noticed a few new dancers as well as some that have been…

Raven asked me to buy her a drink and she orders a mimosa, and since it has champagne in it, then it will cost $20. I didn't know this till bartender told me the drink…

Arrived around 11pm after striking out at another place. They have a coat check now I've been here before and never seen it. The was a $10 cover. No valet parking. The place was packed,…

This was my first time going to a sf club. I brought 100 dollars and trie to make it stretch, to be short it didn't last long. I was first approached by a curvy asian…

Stopped by Candi’s around 2:30 . Admission was free with membership card , but the doorman asked for ID and took a picture of my drivers license . I didn’t like that much , but…

To provide a refresher on the layout, which really hasn't been covered in a while, the bar is double sided and smack dab in the middle of the floor, which allows central viewing of all…

The parking for this club is not a great. If you can't find a spot or don't want to valet, you will need to park across the street. This is not that big of a…

The good: This is the only club I’ve been to where the DJ is understandable, and is kinda funny as well. There are some hot girls. And a real fat one as well.…

I was passing through the area and had some time to blow. I had already stopped into Vegas Club down the road and unfortunately had a bad experience and left (It was only one…

It's been a while since I've visited, so the line up was mostly new to me. I went hoping Emma was there and after about 3 sets she took the stage. I had a…

Back in philly for business and was staying near airport. Went in the afternoon and they had wing bowl party. About 30-40 dancers in attendance and a lot of customers. All kinds of body shapes,…

Effective February 1st, Penthouse has closed down for the same reason it had to close for one day back in the beginning of January. They could not beat the City of Detroit with the tickets…

I had looked at reviews of Nicole’s and was not sure I wanted to stop in. I was still undecided if I was going to stop or not but as I drove by it was…

I came to Mustangs on cold Monday night. The first dancer that I talked to started complaining about how slow the club was. There were six to seven dancers and three customers.…

I stopped in on a min January Thursday. There were a few girls working. I was chatted up by this younger Hispanic girl. She was telling me all about her problems. It sounds like she…

Mario's continues to be my go to club. Sadly, I lost 2 of my favorite dancers... One moved on to a new career, and one moved on from this life. So on my last visit,…

I was excited to see a new 24 hour club open up in Miami. Klub 24 is located in NW Miami and is kinda close to other clubs I like to go to like Lexx…

The positives? This club is in a isolated industrial area by the train station and has a good parking lot. That is the end of the positives. Was confused of the name of the club.…

I had a day trip here since I was only in the city for a brief amount of time. I went in, and was so bored with an hour or so I left half a…

In previous reviews, I and others said how you can go in the door like a pro and get full service happy endings at a Lingerie Model show. Please read these if you are…

This visit really blew me away. Started as a typical Dollies visit: looking for the best looking girl there (which usually still isn’t great) to take to the private area. But, on this night, this…

So same story here, in town on business it was Monday so didn't expect much but this place seamed like a good choice. The club is located near some truck stops but kind of ticked…

Not one of my better days at CB. By 12:45 there were only three dancers at the bar. One of the three customers was having a loud and contentious exchange of words with…

Had a couple hours to spare on a Thursday evening and was in the area so made a trek to Skytop Mountain to see the End Zone. Since the new highway, the traffic around this…

Dedcided to check this club out after reading reviews. Got there as they were opening up, had one dancer dressed and another getting ready to dress. Waited for the second answer to get dressed, seem…

I stopped by Cabaret last Friday night with my friend. Finding a parking spot by the street was pretty easy, eventhough this bar is in the downtown Paterson area. Upon entrance the security guy checked…

I haven't been to BU in a long time. I decided to give it a shot. I pulled into the parking lot and there was only one other car. Not a good…

Was in DFW this past week and made a point to visit BDD based on the crack, insightful research available from our fellow mongerers here on tuscl. Arrived mid afternoon, parking lot was busy…

Well as you can see I haven’t been here since 2011 but I was out “Christmas shopping” and decided to stop in. No cover during the day, not sure about the night. Wasn’t quite as…

So my wife and I were in town with her sister, and sis decidedes to make a statement asking about my wife N I's recent strip club excurisions and then proceeds to say she's only…

I am a pretty regular customer of the Bucks Cabaret in Fort Worth. On a few occasions I have tried out the Dallas location to see what it offered. Most of my visits to the…

I cannot believe I am now returning to pm after long absence. It is less than 10min from my home but I spent so much in the past that I would even prefer to go…

Typically, early Monday afternoon at HL would find about 10 customers and 5 to 10 dancers. This Monday, there were 30 customers and 10 or 12 dancers. I assume the increase in customers ( many…

I wasn’t expecting much being lunchtime in the middle of the week. Boy it was I surprised. The dancers up on stage or above average but the ones working for a VIP room experience for…

First time I went here I just walked right in the door on the left that says live girl entrance. Greeted by a guy and two girls game out of rooms. One black, thick and…

Been to the club 3 times now and it seems that is gets worse every time. All the girls seemed more interested in there cell phones than with customers. Girls would go up on stage…

After hitting up Mary's (meh) and Kit Kat (gambling instead of dances, but was nice), we headed over to Spyce to close it down (2:30am maybe? I forget...). Unlike nearly all clubs in Portland, Spyce…

I had some friends in town for the Super Bowl and I met them at Wynn where they were staying .They wanted to walk but I told them take the limo or one of the…

I went here on a Monday night back in November to try out the Monday Night Football halftime. I showed up not too long before halftime, since I was not really interested in watching the game.…

I went here to wrap up my NYE fun, and it was a cool time. The club has a comfy feel, and plenty comfy seats placed throughout the place around the three stages. Only…

Was back east on a business trip , and was traveling through CT for a couple of midweek visits. First was a Tuesday right around 12;30. . Only a couple of dancers on…

My last visit to Leave It To Beaver's was in June 2017. I think it was too short of a time. I don't have a valid reason why I chose to go here vs. other…

We hit up Kit Kat after Mary's and I have to say this is a much better experience overall. We were still in gambling/drinking mode so I didn't get any dances (that'll come at Spyce…

I showed up about 7pm on a Thursday night, the place was kinda dead. This was my first time here. The girls themselves were decent bunch of 7's. the girls were kinda pushy didn't mind…

A buddy and I were out drinking late one Friday night and the conversation of going to an SC came up we flipped a coin between BlackJack’s and Heavenly Body’s We arrived at the Heavenly Body’s…

It is a nice pub with a friendly atmosphere. I was there around 8pm on a Monday and no cover charge to get in. Not to busy seemed to be mostly older regular customers. Club…

Took the drive to this place because it about as sure a thing as you can find these days. Usually at least 1-2 of the available girls are fairly attractive and offering a full…

Went here with a group of 4 bcoz we had heard that the girls are awesome. And, I must say, that aspect did not disappoint. A lot of different ethnicities (and hence options) to suit…

Went back to Hong Kong on Friday around noon after I swore never to return (because I always drop way too much cash when I go). One of my friends is a waiter there and…

So I wondered for the last year how this place stayed in business because the last time I went here on a Sunday night there were literally 3 girls working and 3 guys in the…

So this place is located on the corner of Calle Coahuila right down the street from Hong Kongs. I visited it for the first time on a Friday night and to my surprise there were…

Went to La Cueva last Saturday at the suggestion of a friend last Saturday night. The place looks like a cave from the outside and is frequented by many locals. The place was packed but…

Came back after a long hiatus. It's cold outside, no golfing comfortable enough to play. With that, it's not as busy in the clubs in this area. You also have to expect less traveling dancers…