Not great. Not terrible.
This club is the definition of middle of the road. It’s decent, but not great, and not terrible either. When you first walk in, bar is on the left and the stage is on the right with some pretty comfortable seating. The dancers don’t do all that much on stage. The pole is a background prop, like it’s scenery or something. Not a single girl used it the night I went. The girls are pretty friendly though. If you tip well, they’ll come up and smash their boobs in your face, which is never the worst thing that can happen. As for how they look, it’s all over the place. Everything ranging from very pretty to just the opposite and everything between. None were true knockouts though. There are video gambling machines in there, and a surprising amount of guys were just paying attention to those. Personally, I don’t get why anyone would want to sit at a video poker machine inside a strip club all night, instead of paying at least some attention to The scantily clad women around them, but to each their own. Now, for the dances. Once again, middle of the road. Not super high mileage, not air dances. Just, pretty standard. The one thing I can say I really liked about this club is that none of the girls were overly pushy. To me, that’s a huge plus. Girls that jump all over you, pressing you for a dance the second your butt hits a seat and don’t stop the whole time you’re there can really ruin a place, in my opinion. One thing I can say I definitely disliked was I’m pretty sure I spent $13 on a bottle of water. It was somewhere around there. I mean, the water bottle had the club’s name printed on a custom label, but how much can that really cost? I get that the club probably makes its money off of drinks, but it’s a bottle of water. As in H2O. As in the thing that comes out of faucets for free. All in all, I probably won’t go back there unless I’m passing through town again and I’m the most bored I’ve ever been in my life. To be fair, I’ve only checked it out once, and different nights can be different experiences than all that, so YMMV.
