Reviews

i've been going to these clubs for quite some time now. it's probably been over 20 years now. a lot of clubs in all of 5 boroughs are no longer in business. in fact i…

So let’s start with the bad. It is expensive. Made the mistake of taking a cab, and ended up getting charged a small fortune to get in, get a few drinks and a…

Resubmitting since never before scene requirements for approval so adding what they required: Cost of cover: $0 before 7PM and have coupons if would have been later. Drinks: $5 for diet coke Dances: $10 each Not enough details: ?…

Was in Fayetteville Friday afternoon, and on a whim decided to check out Secret's. I arrived about 2:00 (sign said they opened at 11). There was a sign at the desk directing patrons to the…

Was in Smithfield Sunday evening with time to kill, so I decided to visit GP again to see if it had improved. I arrived about 8:00, paid my $10 to get in and walked in…

The last few times I have visited have been sub par. My favorites weren't working. However this visit started off the same as the last time. Paid cover and sat by the…

This club got hit with some tornado damage over a month or so. They opened back up a week ago. No noticeable damage inside. Someone said the part of the roof blew off. Typical government…

I stopped by here late Saturday night recently. The lot was nearly full and the place was packed. I’m pretty sure they had a guy directing traffic later on. It was a…

This club is great if you're looking for hot strippers to look at, but probably not the greatest if you're looking for extras. Just as a disclaimer, this was the second time I've been to…

Went to Jr's late at night and my experience was so so. Years past I had a blast but this time a dancer tried to oversell me, a bouncer wanted a tip, a bartender…

My last visit was last year but I'm posting now because I plan on going back when I go to Wildwood again later this summer and because the information about the club on here being…

I went here on a Thursday but I have been here on the weekends too. It was pretty dead customer wise and the weekends are only a little bit more busy. The girls will come…

Imagine being at a nightclub where any random woman will give you a lap dance for $20. You might expect the experience to be hit and miss. A lot of women would be…

In the Boston area, my favorite stripclub is the Centerfolds in Chinatown. But I had the opportunity to try the Squire with a couple of friends, so I did. I must say I was rather…

If a big event is happening in the lansing area it is not uncommon for most if not all of the night shift to not to show up. I got to the club at about…

I had visited this facility a few years ago when I lived in north NJ about 8 years but had heard recently it was closed down and opened only in last few months . Saw the…

Only one stage occupied on a Saturday night! Special VIP show was horrible... old unattractive fat woman. Only one or two cute dancers, but those dont dance much. They are there just to ask you…

This will be my fifth or sixth visit to PM. In terms of the quality of the girls, it is definitely hit or miss. Sometimes you can find a petite, girl next door type on a…

I was in Carbondale for business and decided to visit Club Coyote. I'm originally from this area and there really isn't much to choose from. Basically it's this place and JB's... Pony Cabaret in Carbondale…

I stopped in this past Friday afternoon, for a short visit, the afternoon bartender is a personal favorite of mine and a very fun, chick, friendly, a real sweetheart. I had a few hours…

I was running some errands for lunch and I spotted this place. I went in, paid 3 bucks to get in. The first thing I noticed was that this place was pretty big. It has a…

I dropped by the Playhouse for the first time in several months. As I ventured in, I almost tripped on the step inside the side door entrance. This foreshadowed my subsequent visit. I had no…

Wednesday night visit from about 9:30 to midnight. Parking is now $5 and you pay as you leave. Cover $10. When I first got there I saw about 20 customers and about 8 girls. Girls…

Been a while since I had been in GR, so after a meeting, dinner and drinks with some business associates, decided to stop by for old time's sake. Has not changed much in the years…

Stopped in around 10 on Friday night after not being there in several weeks. They now have a Turn Style at the front door, never seen that at a strip club... Layout…

Probably my 5th visit in as many weeks, not saying it gets better but it certainly gets interesting. One thing I notice that is different here to other clubs is the lack of slim girls,…

I love going to Synn day shift when I can make it after work. There are always planet of girls and I have my faves, S and A. Both are gorgeous. Tried…

this club used to be very good, but last tuesday, I wasn't impressed at all, the girls are now 99% latina, but i have seen very hot latinas but this time, all I see are…

Hadn’t been in this club in a while. Stopped by about the time it was getting dark. There is a large parking lot that is fenced with plenty of parking. Walked in, and there…

Since Sin City in the Bronx shut down, I've been trying to figure out where my go-to spot is. Private Eyes would be an ok candidate. It's a little out of the way, so it's…

I can in during the week around 6:30-7; there were about 10-12 customers sitting around the bar. Some I’ve seen before in the place so I assume they’re regulars. The bar has cheap beer, I’m…

Took a little bit of time off since I have been out of town most of summer. I was surprised that when I walked in around 3pm that it was much quieter then normal.…

In town visiting friends in Portland, I picked the Casa to visit because of reviews here and on Google. I arrived at 2:30pm and was not disappointed, though it was clear that things were just…

First time I visited the HP. Location felt safe, at least during my afternoon visit. Only three blocks from the local hospital, where you can reach local transportation and taxis, in case you don't drive.…

I dont think we need another review of club risque bristol facilities, but as a newcomer to this club it was strange experience. The dancers were generally attractive, but completely uninterested in mingling with…

If your looking for a potential lay at a strip club this is the place to go. Cover was 15 dollars which is a bit cheaper than the normal 20 everyone seems to charge. Had…

Cost can be reasonable when specials are going, but too few women. Slow on weekdays and only moderately busy on weekends. Most of the dancers have a good attitude though some may look bored or…

i got there 11:45 am. and the corner seat was taken, lol, you snooze you lose..so i sat at the next table, about only 10 customers there, and the table…

The club is relatively small. When you walk in you will be patted down, and checked for weaponry. The stage is immediately to your left and the bar is directly in front of you. The…

Showgirl is a club I went to often, many years ago. It was ok then and is still just ok today. We arrived after midnight and 2 stages were going.…

Have been here quite a few times and finally decided to leave a review. Went on a Thursday evening and the place was fairly crowded. Lots of tables were taken up however whenever a girl…

I stopped in just after lunch. Only around 6-7 girls working and a small crowd of patrons. I sat around for about 5 min and then I recognized a blast from the past…

I usually go to Palaminos whenever I am in Vegas but had a change of mind in the last minute and went to Treasures instead. The club is huge with lots of beautiful and hot…

Dropped by the Gold Club to grab a drink and check out the scene. $20 cover, went in to a mostly full club, so had to ask a guy to help us find seats. Sat…

I stopped by this club to cool off a little bit in the summer and hoping to see some hottie action. I would say my experience was neutral. The layout of the place was very small…

Went for the first time in many years. About 7 dancers working on Friday evening. They were all pretty decent looking. Stage dances were pretty short (which meant lap dances are also…

I was in the area on my way to California. When I read the reviews I was disappointed that they only did "bikini lap dances" - this ended up being fine though. First the cover…

I read lot of good reviews about this place, so made a point to visit it. Here is what I think about this place after a visit. This place is a nude restaurant rather than…

That's because I will never set foot in there again. Based on how empty it was on what's usually the busiest night for a strip club, I am obviously not alone in my opinion…

Found out my fav was out of commission this week, didn't know it would create a theme. Arrived much earlier than i have ever at this place just after 8PM, not used to daylight and dealing…

Feeling like i'm the few that go here, and based on the crowds most times i might agree. Started off at Perfect 10, then after a false-start there i was sitting the parking lot for Sugar's…

I've reviewed this club many times. It seems to swing up and down on the quality. Right now, very much on an upswing. So the club is super classy with VERY clean…

Place has a good vibe, it's not Manhattan level looks, but for queens, it's a nice looking, fairly new club. There a lot of dancers who came here from the old Scandals. It's…

Been to this place a couple of times. Basically the only club in the area so no other place to go if I wanna go to a strip club without driving like 40 mins. It’s…

I had met a girl on SA from Vegas and had been texting and facetiming her daily for about a month. She was beautiful, a 10 in my book. Blonde and gorgeus,…

I hadn't been to this bar in a few months but I found myself out of a meeting early with a little time to kill before needing to be somewhere by 4:30. So I stopped…

Hit Sapphire after a busy day of meetings. $50 cover was brutal - need to be smarter about following instructions and taking their free ride service next time... but that was the only bad thing. Talent…

I visited Chicago Club for their Pole Dancing Competition on 7 Julio 2018. Grand Prize was 40,000 pesos, about $2,200 USD. I went to the club early Saturday to ask when the competition started.…

Review is from a couple of weekends ago. Went in to see Phoebe hopefully . Got there about 9 and paid 10 dollar cover. I had paid the cover…

I have been to this place a few times, and frankly for such a good location, I wish it were at least a bit better. The place is pretty standard shabby Quebec strip club…

Classy looking club with very good looking dancers / bartenders. Two strange things, the club is actually very narrow in size, but spans two floors to make up for it. The 2nd strange…

Recently coming from Las Vegas and enjoying the more 'aggressive' clubs out there, my review of this place may be somewhat colored by those experiences.... Anyway.. Club/Atmosphere: The club's exterior is pretty basic as it is…

Arrived on Sunday afternoon. 1-7 ladies working average to really hot. Sat with a Latina in my book about an 8 cool and friendly. She wanted to take me to the VIP…

I just left here and received two great 3 for $40 from Holland and another dancer I can’t remember her name. I had a pass from last time so only had to play $5 to…

So I’m from out of town, first time in NOLA, it was Thursday night and I’ve got nothing else better to do. I normally hit the local clubs where I’m at so I thought…

I was in DFW for work and needed a place to relax other than the hotel. I read great reviews of this place and certainly wasn't let down. The club is very clean compared and the…

I mean I like this club, but would I work here? probably not.There was a fight damn near on stage over money when guys were making it rain, lol smh. Plus its a tad…

Been going here a little bit more often. it is located near the airport, right next to a car wash spot. Parking is $5 to use their lot but I don't think there would be…

Disclaimer: Rating clubs in Utah, they almost have to be rated for Utah and not against clubs out of state. Why? You should know that already if you're here on TUSCL. Yeah, don't bother…

After going to two other local establishments that I would consider a dive bar I ended up here because the talent pool at the other places was so bad. Generally when I go to the…

I've been here a few times a year for the last several years. Same generally positive impression this time. Dancers were trending a bit younger and more goth-chick-chic this time compared to past…

Worked until late hour on a Wednesday and decided to give myself a long deserved reward at rick’s. Parking lot is huge and easy to find an empty spot. Night cover is 20 bucks including…

Went to Gold Club on Wednesday around 7. Parking had more cars than usual. Went in and indeed it was busier than usual. I came to know why. There were lots of older patrons all…

This place is great 20$ cover byob, I turned down lots of sexy latinas with huge fake tits lol, I was in search of an all natural white girl. Atlas one came and I took…

So, I kind of knew what I was getting into by driving to this area, but I like the neighborhood-type clubs, rather than the high-end clubs. Walked in and the bar was directly in…

Visited Ultra Violet around 6pm on a Thursday evening. It looked kind of closed from the outside, but it was, in fact, open. As I entered through the doorway, I was disappointed to see…

My latest Friday night visit to Players Club in Baltimore, aka "the Wheel" is best described as comfortable, not "exciting" or "hot" or "lewd" but pleasant. Pulled up in the well-lit and safe feeling parking lot…

This past Monday and Tuesday marked Cloakroom’s “Grand Opening” with performances by Stormy Daniels. With Ms. Daniels safely out of DC, I stopped by Thursday to see an old favorite who now dances there.…

As you know, DC law does not allow lap dances. So this is one of those clubs who keep on changing their operations to make money. I had been to this club before, ok time last…

Ok I stop by Ball Park at lease once a month or so, was passing by around 2pm and stopped. Place was absolutely dead! Asked Kim what was going on and she said no idea…

Saturday, 5 PM, dropped in for a few hours before the wife returned home. Afternoon shift was weak, as expected. Fortunately Summer was there. She actually dances; and can also carry on…

Cocktails is located in a small, kind of shabby looking strip mall on the outskirts of town. There is plenty of free parking out front. There were only a few cars in the…

After seeing some recent favorable reviews of Dean’s Gold, I decided I would check it out the next time I was in South Florida. I finished up business early on this trip and decided to…

On my last trip a few months ago, I was waiting for my regular girl and was approached by a few cute latinas that I had to turn down with dances. Stupid me waited…

I got into Fort Lauderdale late, went to my hotel, freshened up, and headed to Booby Trap, arriving about 11:30 p.m. I think the first time I visited the Booby Trap was about three…

Came here to relax and play some pool before heading out to HK. Played some pool and had some brews before this nice little number came up and chilled as well.. ordered a bucket of…

I decided to check out the CC for lunch and a few dances. Got pretty much what I expected, which these days, isn’t bad, but isn’t nearly as fun as it used to be. Walked…

About me : I came here in the Spring of 2016 when I was a brand spanking new stripper. Dark skin black woman (and yes customers, this matters) Fees: at least $10/ 10% of earnings to…

After spending several hours in Little Darlings with my new favorite entertainer Nicole, I decided to make a quick visit to D V Showgirls on the way back to my hotel. Parking near the main…

My tumor must be acting up again. I put up with reality as long as I could on Thursday before seeking release from my inner demons. I have rarely been to Splendor, but had reason…

Caught an early flight so had an opportunity to sample true day shift here. It was very nice...the quality of the girls was good and they were friendly...just not too friendly. Only about…

Went here for a bachelor party last month. Coming in we had to go through metal detectors, so I was expecting it to be a grimey place. Once we got in, the club ambiance was surprisingly…

It was a quiet afternoon at the Ofarrell St. Theater. 3-4 dancers working and all of them beautiful and different in style and approach. The club didn’t have many customers at the time, which made for…

This was my second visit to Allure on a weekday night. Wasn't really busy so I was able to make an appointment with Roxi without having to wait. Met with Roxi, this DDG red head.…

First, the new club name is Club Royal, no e at the end. The new sign is rainbow color spots with the name in the middle. So you can probably guess where this is going.…

Had read TUSCL reviews about this place and hot chicks parading fully nude and had to check it out. What a trip this place is – maroon décor is shabby and felt like an aged…

The place itself is safe, but nothing much is near by except a large parking lot with lots of construction vehicles. It was hot out so I went inside for a vodka and soda. I…

So this use to be my go to place every Thursday but it started to drop a little so I took a good break from the place and. I can say on my return back…

I was in the SFV with some time to kill, so I decided to check out Synn. I have been going to Oddball, but the one dancer I gravitate towards wasn’t working today. $10 to…

With my disappointment with the other Greenville clubs I decided to try Bucks out. I had memories of the past but was bracing myself for disappointment, but I was slightly surprised. An attractive lady at the…