Reviews

This place has a nice decor. It is black with gold lining when you go inside the club. It was a decent crowd with the typical dollar parade. I stood to the…

I went in later on Wednesday evening. It's a sort of hidden back behind a boat dealership but a good location right off the highway regardless. After walking in the doors I paid the bartender…

This is a review of two recent visits and I'm happy to say things are better than my previous written review here. It was a more relaxed atmosphere and the girls much more attractive than…

I have been a regular at Club Rio for years, almost always on day shift, and I have high expectations in terms of the level of fun to be had. In recent years almost…

I was at this club about a month ago and had a good time so I decided to return. My last review mentioned that the craft beers I bought were 6 dollars each for…

I’ve been before but although the girls are very variable in looks, I suppose this means that there’s someone for everyone and there’s plenty of variety in ethnicities too. The club is located…

Another visit to the head shop ,l came in looking for a decent pipe cleaning , sat at the bar ordered a beer 2.00 dollars. Took a good long look around , and I saw…

Stopped in at Desirees on Friday. Two girls making their rounds with about five guys including myself. Only a couple seemed interested, most were just having a drink. Didn't expect much, and the talent level…

Stop by the Pic around 11pm cover price is 10....parking is on the streets and side streets. The area is not bad so no need to worry about parking. When you enter their are two…

The quality of the girls is the first thing you notice. All seem mid to late 20s, some a little younger. They are all friendly, happy to chat with you, and all want to give…

I was pretty rough on this place in my last review, thinking at that time that I might never go back, but I ended up there again this past Thursday evening. I arrived with my…

After getting pissed off reading the discussion here I decided to go work off some frustration. Pulled up 5 dollar valet, no cover, dark when you go in. Found a hightop…

Fist off- standard $20 cover and fantastic Diet Coke. There were only 4 dancers working and I was lookin for the same one I had a few days earlier. She was there but had complete…

Haven’t been in the area in quite a while and Wednesday is a bad night... particularly early.. 8:30pm but wanted to see some naked bodies before continuing drive. Awkward access, gravel lot, but…

Doing what she does best. She was sitting near the entrance with boobs falling out the bottom of her top. Noticed me right away, and tracked me down a few minutes later. She was…

I have reviewed The Body Club (BC) several times so I won't get into the details of the club; for club details refer to my August 28, 2013 Body Club review. As a quick description…

Was in town for work and had a free night, so thought I’d check out the scene at spearmint rhino. Wasn’t expecting it to match the rhino in Vegas by any means, but had heard…

---------- NOTE: ---------- This is a long kinda-rambling story-telling review of a black-dive thus skip-it if short on time/patience ---------- I have reviewed Club Climaxxx several times before so won't get into the club's layout; for club layout details refer…

These FKKs are great. If you go with money then there is no reason that you won’t have a great time. Beautiful girls of all shapes and sizes (but mostly young, slim, and stacked). Some…

Stopped by here on a Thursday night fully expecting just to have a couple drinks while watching some old ladies dance then leave. Was shocked when I saw a beautiful tall Brazilian there who…

Went here for the first time the other night and was really impressed. The staff & ladies are all pleasant, they were quite understanding when I told them we’d be popping my strip club cherry…

I admit, white girls with booty, or white girls that grind sensually are a bit weakness of mine. This place used to have a lot of them, but my favs: Natalia, Dalia, Veeka, Roxanne have…

I hadn't been to Harem House for a while and decided to stop in. The first thing I noticed was that the regular hot brunette manager wasn't there. Someone said she is now…

This place is located in the downtown area and is close to bars and restaurants. The club has a cool vibe, it’s pretty narrow and the dance rooms are all downstairs. All of the girls…

I finished business in downtown Minneapolis in the middle of the afternoon, and had nothing to do before heading to my hotel. So, I made the two-block walk to DC. I was really impressed by the…

A buddy of mine were walking near the marina area and talking about chicks and strip clubs. A guy walking near by heard us and said I know a great. We all know…

I had never been to this club at night but I was in the area and decided to give it a try. Maybe 8:30 or so. The parking lot was busy. Inside…

this was my first visit to Solomon or Silk before it. I get up early, so I got there at 7:30 and there was no one but the bartender. I ordered a…

I took a 2 month leave of absence for medical reasons. I was hoping to see some positive changes but it was the same old thing. Same faces for the mos part and the ones…

Stopped by Lusty's Adventures to kill some time, have a cold beer and see what talent there was today. As always, the beer was cold and very reasonably priced at $2. There were very few…

After not having visited this place for several months, I dropped by with my buddy Saturday night last, specifically to see if anything has changed. I am unhappy to say that nothing has changed. There is…

Convenient stop off of Route 84. Was a weekday afternoon, about 3pm. Nice day out, so most of the dancers were hanging either by the bar or outside. A few passed by as I sat on…

Stopped in while passing through town. A few regulars at the bar, otherwise the place was relatively quiet. Dancers were mostly sub=par - not very attractive, older, trashy looking. Was regretting my decision to come…

Was in Ottawa and decided to give Barbarellas a try as recommended by a Cab Driver.Got there at about 11:20 pm.Paid the entrance fee.I think it was 4 dollars.Its been a little while or more…

$10 to get in, $7 x 2 for soda drinks = $24 minimum. $50 dances that seem to last 3-4 minutes. It goes through you wallet pretty fast. But the ladies I got private bed…

Having gone to TJ for 20 times straight at 2 days/wk for 10 wks I think it's time for a report. First, crossing the border is simple with a US passport, just walk with the…

Got in around 6:30 pm right after work with some co-workers trying to beat the traffic. Had not been here in a minute. No new renovations and the layout is still the same. Stage with…

Visited based on stuff I’ve read here and there. Walked in, paid the cover, and sat at the bar. Was surprised how open it is when I went it but found a nice spot by…

Stopped in Thursday afternoon. Got dances from 2 women out of the 5 in the place. 1st was Hanna. Very thin blonde. She has friendly hands, but the fun stopped after 2 songs because she…

I had just visited Playhouse Lounge a few weeks ago, and decided to go back rather than venturing to other area clubs that are less of a sure thing. I showed up in the late…

In my last review I swore I wouldn't go back. But the fact is that I used to love this bar, it was my favorite, hot girls, extras to be had and reasonable prices. Walked…

I was visiting this club after a while and went there with few friends. One of my buddies bought the VIP card which obviously they collect his name, adress, and email and phone number. The…

Went a couple of times to Pandora's on Friday's this year from 9 to 11PM. The vibe was playful. It was fairly clean and girls were not too pushy. The music choice was not always…

Mid evening weekday visit was driving west and did not lole the sun glare so made a stop. Sign at door said $5 cover but no one asked for it. 3 girls and about same…

TL;DR: Lots of girls, some hot, some not. Walked in around 9:00 on a Thursday evening. Easily the most girls I've ever seen working at The Pony. I was surprised because I didn't have any trouble…

if you like 5th ave you will still like 5th ave. nothing much changes. It's still in a not so good area but I feel safe parking on the street. If you want, if…

So I go in on a Thursday evening. I already know that they don't serve alcohol, so no surprises there. Admission was $10 with a one drink minimum, so I bought a bottled water for…

with one very large exception this is a great club. It's a bit small but that works. Always seems to be lots of patrons, dancers and staff. The dancers, the main…

Aimed at business types and with a solid lunch buffet, gold club is not a high mileage place. That said there are some beautiful girls and if you're willing to fork over VIP pay…

I have been to Scores plenty of times over the years. No matter what day or time I could here, it usually ends in disappointment. As a black guy, I have come to conclusion that…

Some friends were in from out of town, so I decided to take them to Mitchell Brothers, something of a San Francisco institution. We arrived at around midnight on a Saturday and paid the $40…

I had heard a lot about Rosa from other reviews, but I had either never seen her before, or she just didn't catch my attention. I was at PH on a Saturday afternoon, and…

I always have a fun drive when I go to PinUps of Palm Bay. As I am driving to the club, I pass by a Hooters and a couple of massage parlors that sometimes detour…

I visited Kitten’s in Salisbury, Ma, August 2nd, 2017 after reading many of the reviews. The club on the outside is a blue green and small. In an area that…

Went the last weekend of June, very late / early morning both nights. Friday night got a dance and was offered extras. She originally told me $100 for everything. But it was close to 4:00…

I'm very surprised by some of the positive reviews on this site. I went with a friend on a Friday night. He paid my cover, so I'm not 100% sure how much it…

Was in the area during the week so decided to stop by...won’t exhaust the details on how the place looks inside. I’ll say it’s pretty updated (doesn’t look dingy). Pretty big as well. Everything is…

When in the Cape Canaveral area, I sometimes visit Bare Assets (BA) at night. BA is located right off exit 192 of I-95. There is no fee to park and a food truck outside the…

It has been a few months since I last visited. This time I was a little surprised to find less white spinners or white girls in general. I am not racist, I just have a…

So it's been a while since I've been here. As I was about to enter, one of my favourites, Katya, had just got out. It was about 6:45 PM or so. Her shift was…

I haven't been to this club in a while. It was still enjoyable but my one complaint is that they have a disc jockey now who runs all the songs together so you can't tell…

Red Leopard is a relatively quick drive down A1A from Inner Room Cabaret. The club is located in a strip mall, and there is free parking. Whenever I visit here, I imagine that it will…

This was a strange trip, to a strange club. Not saying it wasn't a good time though. Entrance fee is €35, but that comes with an all you can drink package. All the drinks…

I haven't been here in a while so i stopped but on a Monday after leaving motorcity casino. Parked with the valet and paid the $10 cover. Took a seat at the upstairs bar.…

Was in Germany a couple of weeks ago. I was supposed to be someplace else, but managed to work in a few days stop over in Frankfurt. The club is a big place with a Roman…

This is the former DD's Saloon. It's still owned by Monroe's and has been "re branded" as The Manor. I was searched for weapons on my way in. Friday afternoon was very slow and for…

What to say that already hasnt been said about this club? This is a repost since my last review said needed more details. It’s in the back of a porn shop. You buy your…

It was my 3rd strip club of the night. As soon as I walked in there was a tall, skinny, sexy, young, Latino dancer right by the front entrance. I looked at her, she looked…

Just when I think I might need to lay off this place for awhile, a new shorty comes through and changes my mind. Most of the dancers are AA with a rare Latina or…

Gatsby’s is the best afternoon club I’ve come across in Akron (although I’ve never tried jens den). Usually decent amount of people, TVs are on, and beer is cold. Girls are hit or miss. Same…

This is near a military base so it has some points to cater for soldiers. However, it was semi disappointing. Dont get me wrong. The girls are hot but in all honesty I never realized…

I love a deal and Blaze is the place to get it. I go during the day and take advantage of the $3 beers, $5 top shelf liquor and $5 full length song dances.…

When I showed up I was almost overwhelmed by the number of girls I saw working there. There was a huge pack of around 10 just sitting around waiting for customers to arrive. A handful…

I went there remembering the Hustler club of old. I had some cash and some time to kill. The club was empty except for me and one guy who was hassling a dancer (Sable). He…

visited the club on a tuesday and it has been awhile and didn't recognize any of the dancers. The club is large with a main stage and two smaller ones. Usually they only…

I'm surprised that the very best thing about the Lido Room experience doesn't even get mentioned in a lot of reviews: that roaming hands are encouraged! For me this makes all the difference,…

If you've every come to Dallas for clubs, you've probably been here. Pretty large area with main stage plus 6 satellite stages that dancers move every song during busy times. Dances are done…

I've been to Booby Trap a bunch of times but always at night. Thought I'd try an afternoon visit and wasn't disappointed. A mix of girls across the age spectrum and body types. Probably more girls…

So the place is opened up again. Sopped in for the grand reopening. Some really hot girls. There are Brazilian an a few AA girls that are just incredible. Bartenders very fast and gave friendly…

Made first stop in here in many months on a recent Sunday evening. Nothing has changed about the physical appearance. Paid the cashier $10 and saw 6 names on the board: Ashley, Missy, Olivia, Remy,…

This is a cozy place with 2 dancers, but they are friendly. The door price depends on the length of time you wanna spend. I spent 80 for 1/2 hour and I'll admit there's a…

I decided to give this place a try - I’m always willing to try a place at least once. The other reviews are fairly spot on. When I arrived (around 8p) 3 dancers on shift:…

I've been to this place in the past while traveling to Toronto for business. It's been several years since my last visit. Pretty nice place inside, but drinks were pretty pricey for a…

Had to drive a buddy on an errand from Indiana and while in the area decided to check out a few of the clubs based on other reviews. The first stop was at Criket and…

This was my first nude club in san diego. I love that the girls are friendly along with the staff. Plus if you pay the cover, there are a few free drinks and a possible…

Of all the strip clubs I have been to, this is the mediocre type of club I've ever been to. First off, the atmosphere is nice as the interior is mostly dark and there are…

I just got back from Derriere's and while I started to really enjoy the club, my experience went down hill fast. Derriere's a fully nude club and BYOB, after you show your license and pay the…

G2000 is just a few minutes outside of Manhattan and very easy to get to. Came here on a Saturday night and paid a $20 cover. The bar area doubles with a stage…

Couldn’t find many alternate details online, but was in F-it mode since last club was dead. When i got there thought it might actually be a real club it was so nice. Valet was talking…

Honestly what a fucking joke, there has been so much hype around the day shift at pandoras so I went to go check it out and I would've rather rolled around in hot sand at…

Read some reviews and decided it might be worth a shot as I drove to Indy and needed a break boy was I wrong. Club is easy to find off of 38th street. It is…

Went to Synn COI early this month. It was a Thursday. It has been a while since I have been to COI strip clubs and the first time in Synn. My previous visits have been…

So I am headed down to California and passed through Vegas. Had read reviews and wanted to check it out. Was looking for quick hj before heading down the road. According to some reviews I…

Walked in. Pool table immediately to your right; bar in front of you. Beyond pool table is an area where dancers dance - it’s floor level and behind this 3 foot high partition. It gives…

The past few times Ive left this club, I swear to myself that I will soon return, but it never seems to work out that way. It's probably for the better. I arrived sort of…

Club Risque on Delaware Avenue is something of an institution, but I haven't been there in at least five years, maybe more, so on the way out of town around 5 pm on a weekday…

It's the only club in town. Cover in the afternoon was $5 and no one was collecting money in the parking lot. Club is on the corner of somewhat busy streets and is…

I was in Miami last week for work, and had to make the drive up to West Palm Beach for a meeting. During drinks, my customer mentioned that he was heading to Monroe's before heading…

Second stop in my annual visit to Tj. Started at Ab for a beer, and then over to Hk. 5 dollar cover, with a coors lite can, and a patdown. As soon…

This place is fantastic!! Mostly Latina and AA women with big butts. Came in paid for a table upstairs. Could’ve spent the entire night getting shoulder rubs. $400 will get you full service in the…