Reviews

Treasures has had its ups and downs (and, I suspect, more than its share of ins and outs). There was a time when Treasures was the go to place for Houston perverts. Then…

This place is going down and prices are going up. Once pantheon was considered the best club to visit for food and beverage deals. The dancer quality use to be the best. The panty had…

I went to the club on a Friday afternoon around happy hour. I guess the phrase that "Everything is Bigger in Texas" even applies to strip clubs. This place was huge. Parked…

I visited Centerfolds on a Saturday night around 10 PM. After entering and paying the twenty dollar cover, I was quickly ushered up to the second floor where a secondary stage and bar was set…

My work took me out of state for awhile, so now that I'm back in AZ I decided to journey for awhile. I made several visits to local "gentlemen's" clubs and stopped at Le…

I met a couple of friends who frequent Ricks on a regular basis. I prefer another club, but its not reviewable on this site. My $20 cover charge was waived because my friends had…

I went around 4 pm after leaving work a bit early. Place was pretty quiet when I entered. I was led past a bar (maybe 5 people sitting there) to the back lounge with just…

As Mr. Burns would say - "oh, let's go slumming, Smithers. It will be a 'hoot,' as the commoners say." And so yes, as I walked out of Flight Club (my normal club)…

Found myself in Tucson for a few days with an afternoon free. Decided to see what the Tucson club scene status is, so arrived at Curves a little after 3 with plans to stay a…

This is a pretty small club that felt like it was run by the Russian mafia. Not the kind of place to make trouble. I went on a Friday night around 11pm and stayed…

I walked in around 930pm. I have never seen a club so dead on a Friday night. Where are all the players ? Southern wives don't let you out to go see topless…

I went to Mons Saturday night and it was packed. The parking was a bit tight but I was told it was okay to park next door. The cover was $20 and it's non-alcoholic…

I went back to this place on a Saturday night and couldn't believe how crowded the place was. There were many, many hot girls. Many of whom were Russian or from some similar eastern european…

Texas Jay's is situated on 1st Street, immediately south of National; and there are two parking lots that accommodate about a dozen cars each. Arriving at 7 pm, I managed to find a space.…

This is a review from approximately 1month ago. I’m pretty sure it was a Saturday evening around 9 pm. I checked out the Facebook beforehand and saw some descent looking girls, there…

This is certainly the most aesthetically pleasing club in Philly. But that’s about all it’s good for. The inside of the club is very nice looking with the layout drawing your eyes right to the…

The only other time I'd been here was for my 18th birthday, and since that was many years (and experiences) ago I was unsure if the experience would live up to my memory. The club…

Stoped by mid week in the afternoon. I guess I always hope there is a new super hot dancer who will become a new favorite or someone you'll go out of your way to…

So, after a bit of a hiatus from the clubs I went to desire after a moderately uninteresting breakfast at FL. Got there a little earlier than I usually do so it was slow, but…

I visited last month on a Tuesday night around 9pm. When I arrived there was a twenty dollar cover but most drinks were supposed to be two dollars a piece. There were several customers there…

Dropped in the Harem and due to seeing some new faces and some regular gals registering above 5's in the looks dept. had to sit and beer it up awhile. Since the other…

This pace is one of the top clubs in New England, but it does require patience. Most of the girls are a 5 or below, but every shift has a few knockouts that are an…

so after the last Saturday that I had went to purple orchid and was extremely disappointed, this Saturday was not a whole lot better. There were two girls who I knew immediately, honey and Jade.…

This has always been my favorite club. I normally come by around 6:00 so I see mostly day shift girls and some of the night shift. I have my favorite, but am friendly…

This was my first venture to Dream Girls if your not from the area, (which I am not) it could be challenging to find. The first thing is that you will notice is not only…

The club is located just of I-95 in southern Providence with free parking available in a well lit lot just outside the front doors. Club Desire is the basic club on the ground floor.…

Arrived around 10pm. Got a drink and sat down at a table. Immediately approached by the dancer that just got off the stage. Bought her a shot for 14 dollars. Talked to her briefly until…

It's an ok place, kind of in the middle of a weird area. it's outside downtown by some industrial stuff. It looks small from the outside but doesn't feel as tiny when you get in.…

Braved the NYC rain to stop into Hoops after the Yankees game. There was a solid crowd after midnight, but there were still enough chairs that you didn't feel like the dude next to…

Went in on a Saturday night about a week ago and it was a pretty bad experience. The parking is really small and still charge $4 for parking, that’s nothing but it’s pointless paying for…

First off I have only been to a few strip clubs. I’m from San Antonio where I heard Austin clubs are wayyy better. Anyways on my way home I wanted to check out a club…

Keep reading good reviews but when I come here it’s been nothing special. Same over priced drinks, average food, and women. On the plus side, they have Space Dust IPA which is good for a…

The dancers were getting stale. Each week the same dancers on the same nights. I rarely got to see some of the dancers because they only worked nights I did not go. That has started…

One night, I was feeling a little down and decided to blow off some steam with on the Block. I usually hang at Chez Joey, but I was feeling a little adventurous and decided to…

Haven't gone to Vics in ages and decided to stop by one Saturday afternoon after hearing they made some changes. Irvington isn't the safest place but I didn't feel in danger as I found…

Friday night, after midnight. I went with three male friends (all of us young professionals, late 20s). The guys in my group decided to get a table, which we were offered for around $300.…

This club is what it is. It’s consistent to say the least. It’s remained open through hell & High water (idk how) LOL, and the dancer quality has been the same. This is a club…

Spent several hours here Saturday night. I arrived around midnight, and I noticed there was barely any parking available in their tiny lot. The fee was $10 or $5 to park there, and $5 to…

Hadn't been to JR's in a long while after 3 consecutive visits of feeling like it was a waste of time. My last visit was on a Wednesday evening and was completely uneventful. I promised…

Okay, so this was a while ago. I went went with friends, both guys and girls. It was Karaoke night. Lots of college kids, regulars, hipsters, etc., all there to sing, drink and have a…

Since the only time I will ever go back to this place is if I win the lottery, I'll keep it short. I've been to 4Play once a few years ago and once more recently. Each…

I'm not a usual strip club visitor, so joined this site for some insight on options. With so many clubs in LA I don't really feel like visiting them all to figure out which is…

All these NJ clubs are the same! Constant dollar parade and harassment for mediocre chair dances. Candy girls is a bikini go go bar meaning no nudity or private lap dances, you can't even see…

Heard about this club for many years and followed their reviews as well. Had high expectations for my first visit and I left somewhat disappointed. Arrived in early evening and paid my entry…

Ventured a bit far from home on another errand, so of course checked out the local scenery. Got there late, and was informed that, oh darn, I had just missed the 2 for 1…

Decided to head to CH3 for some drinks and a little company. Jennifer the bartender is always great and pours a good drink. Shortly one of my favorite Latina MILFS approached me A*** in my…

Stopped in for the first night in a while. Normal prices to get in, normal drink prices. If you've been here once, you know what that's like. 6 bucks for a coke, specials on…

They were okay. But the girls don't have a routine for a song, when you're sitting up front they will pop open their G string for you to put cash in just for swaying their…

I was in the area so I stopped in. It was around 6:00. I didn't expect much because of the recent posts on this site and others. Previously, they took the dance area and closed…

So, when I first moved to Atl (2003), all everybody talked about in terms of stripclubs was Strokers and Magic City. Visit a couple time, didnt see what all the noise was about. Fast forward…

If I had to describe this place, the word content comes to mind. I prefer the provi location compared to this one but here are some pros why I like this one. Reason 1: Easier…

I visited this club multiple times its very close to where I live. Cover charge is reasonable 7 bucks so I rather do there to have my burger and fries and see some titties for…

Large free parking in Scores lot accross the street from club. Enterance leads to small area with unmanned counte/register, and ATM. I have been here 5 or so times during early afternoon and have not…

Stopped in on a Friday night around 7/8pm. There were about 6 girls working (all black, as that is what you're going to get in this area - perfectly fine with me) None of…

This was my second time coming to this place. I forgot that the location was odd. Uber driver driver dropped us at the music venue in front of the club. Decided to walk to the…

its been a while since I was here as I found other clubs more interesting. So I went here in the evening and sat at the bar and while there several ladies came up to…

Came in with modest expectations and was disappointed. To start, the line was long and it took 45 mins to get inside. The view from the outside is nothing to be excited over. The inside…

I arrived at Stateline and had a couple drinks at the attached bar Kon Tiki around 10:15pm and already knew this was going to be better than the last time because there were people in…

I stopped by on a Wednesday afternoon around 3:00 PM. About 5-6 Dancer’s all in the 7-8 Range. Bar was to the right and the Dance floor was to the left with Lap dance room…

Went to this club for the first time in a year. The girls were above average and friendly with several 10’s and the rest 8 & 9’s. The music was better than average…

I decided to check out the Gold Club on a Wednesday afternoon. I got there at about 3, and there was no cover. Inside, it was pretty slow, but not totally dead. There were maybe…

After getting in late after a twice delayed flight me and one my local friends decided to hit the strip club. After much research we decided to keep ot local and hit one of the…

The Hong Kong Club is a very popular brothel club in Zona Norte that has a clean, modern, high energy atmosphere. The club is very packed on the weekends, at night, where moving around…

I was visiting on a business trip. I was at a training course in Corvallis. At first I was looking for a strip club there, but no luck. I ended up driving…

Chatted to a few gals, not pushy for dances , which was surprising. Got a two for45 with a nice French gal, perfect ass and 36 c real tities. No extras but was 2…

I'm back again at Clancys but this time I went Saturday night. I arrived around 7pm so the place wasn't too crowded yet. I was told Saturday night this place gets packed. Definitely more lookers…

I visit Huntsville for work maybe 1-2 times a year. I’ve been to this club before in the past and have always had a good time. This time though was different. Not sure if they…

I used to live in Indy and happened to be in town on a Saturday so I decided to check out Rio. The girls ranged from 5 - 7+. The dances are not cheap and are…

Well, I was traveling through MI and wasn't going to be near Detroit, so I headed over to Lansing to hit the Vu. As the title says, it was deja vu for me.…

Usually a day timer, must be how my brain is wired. Love afternoon ballgames at both Tiger Stadium and Wrigley Field, night time games at both Comerica and Wrigley are not as vivid,…

Stopped in for the first time in like 6 months about 2 weeks back. Had a few dances with a few different girls. Started off with Gigi. I had gotten a dance with her during…

Around 4pm, they were setting up to start a line outside. This was another disappointing visit. I spent only $8: atip to the door lady and one beer. The dancers, while possibly providing decent mileage,…

If a club says it is going to be nude, then I should see a bunch of nude women. It is not a difficult concept to understand. I don't know why club owners…

I texted my favorite before coming last Sunday. When she declined, it was already late. It was a major setback, but idiot me decided to go anyway. Arrived around 5:45 as usual and parked in PepBoys…

Consider this review the impressions of an outsider, not a regular by any means. I was in Detroit a few years ago, visited Criket twice, and wanted a repeat. This time Criket was…

I had visited a few months back and had a fairly decent time. This trip was different. Friday late afternoon, about 5 girls working. Very hot stage dance from a pretty blonde so when she…

I routinely go in the afternoon because there is usually a lot more fun for your money. Lots of hand action and everything is on the table. I went this past Wednesday and Thursday night.…

In town for a quick meeting and based upon prior reviews I stopped by for some diversity. I'm normally not into black chicks but I thought what the heck. The girls here seemed to…

Man. We are in some sort of lull at the 19th. Where two years ago there was always a handful of ladies that I’d be interested in dancing with, now they seem few…

So this was my all-time favorite place to go because it was so close to home. I went in around 7:30pm to watch preseason football and hang out. There were about 4 other…

I decided to stop into Pumps on a Monday night to beat the summer heat. I got there around 7 PM. There was a small crowd and around 8 girls working, 2 to the…

I decided to go on Saturday afternoon close to the shift change. When I got there I saw only 2 dancers, Tana, drunk as a skunk, and vampire girl with a bum knee. Both were…

This club is under new management. First thing you may notice is that there is a little more diversity among the dancers. A dancer told me the cost of alcohol went up slightly, but it…

Stopped by on a Thursday afternoon recently. We're in the dog days of August and I was told by more than one dancer that things have been really slow with the start of the school…

Was in a bad mood leaving erotic cafe and decided to head on over to playhouse. I wish I came here from the start. The girls we’re super friendly and hot. I…

I’ve been on a surprisingly good run of positive trips to mr happys after what was the worst visit I had ever had. I had spent time with several young attractive girls 5 or 6…

My girlfriend and I have always enjoyed going to Satin Dolls as we found it to be a more laid-back atmosphere with nice plush couches to sit, enjoy a drink, and enjoy the dancers around…

What hasn't already been said about DD? It's an extras club. You go in, find a dancer you like, get in a booth, and head out. Tell the doorman you parked on side of the…

Went to Pomona for work and was free in the evening, so drove to SJP. It looked like an industrial area and the club was after crossing a railway track, Sign was really small I…

Heard about this place and finally decided to try this place out. First of all, if you're not careful, you can drive pass this place with no problem because its kind of hidden. Anways, I…

I've been to other Deja Vus, I've obviously been to other SCs, but this was just a bad experience overall. Got there and paid $20 cover on a Monday night. The girls working behind the…

Was travelling for work to Philadelphia and this club was on my way so decided to check it out. There was ample free parking so that's was a plus. Since i went in the afternoon…

First of all, this is a dry club. Not getting carded at the door (this is Utah after all) should have been my clue before ordering a beer. Oh well. And there is a $7…

This place goes against what every value-loving SC hobbyist craves. I bounced back and forth between here and Sapphire on a recent trip to Vegas and this was the place I enjoyed least. The dances…

Went out on a Friday night when a buddy of mine showed up from out of town. Club O recently changed ownership, so we decided to give Club 390 a try. Hadn't been…

So I stopped by here because it was lunch time and the phrase "erotic café" seemed like it would satisfy two of my appetites. The place is NOT a café. I could not get any…

I had a random weekday off. So out of sheer curiosity, I headed to Baltimore. My primary mission was to get a dance from a girl I follow on Instagram but only to find out…

I have always complained that the management (and other things) in this club leaves much to be desired, but now I have had it with them, and probably will not go back during the day…

Stopped in around 530-6 on a Monday. There is a large L-shaped dance floor surrounded by an L-shaped bar. Lots of neon lights with 2 poles and a shower at one end. Pretty good crowd…

Not sure what happens, but by 8pm on Sun night, only a handful of dancers are working, and the DJ is only switching dancers almost every 20-30min. It was not busy even until 10pm. It…