Reviews

First time I've visited here on a Monday and I was pleasantly surprised. A few new hotties working this night. Of course the good part of Monday is the cheap beer 2 bucks…

Stopped by here a few weeks ago. First off I saw two BML legends in Maya and Clover. Speaking of BML legends I hardly ever see Dulce anymore. Which is a let down. I did…

This is a review of Spearmint Rhino, SJ's newest club, across a couple of trips (for comparison purposes that will become apparent) The first time I went to SR, the club had just opened a few…

This club is very easily accessible being right next to the Stephen Colbert Late show studios near Times Square. It is all located in a basement, on a single level. Went there late afternoon (6pm ish),…

I had enough fun on my last visit to repeat the following weekend. TNA was slow, so to the club I went. $10 cover plus $5 drink, and I'm in a surprising quiet…

Let's cover the obligatory facts- $10 entry, $5 soda. 2 stages, though dancer count may result in only one being used. Dark, relatively open. I took a seat and watched rotation as the…

I'm a happily married young guy but I found myseof really jonesing for some strange. I don't think would be able to live with the guilt if I ever cheated so I figured a club…

Arrived about 130 to almost full parking lot. Free parking and a $5 cover got me in. Most of the tables and stools at the bar taken but was able to get a…

Was pretty happy to find a club in Euclid Ohio . Upon arrival I realized it was no longer existent. Did some research and apparently it’s been closed for close to six years, bummer. I…

It’s been about 17 years since I’ve been back to this club and it’s changed quite a bit. No more stage and everyone sitting on a long couch around the stage. The VIP rooms are…

Part 1: First time at Tootsies. I strolled in here on a hot Tuesday afternoon around 6:15. I had done some research before I got here, so I was hoping I’d be ready and wouldn’t seem…

Club not much to look at from outside, kind of a sketchy area. Inside pretty nice though. Has a main room with stage and a side room with stage. Must pass through metal detector before…

Stopped in around 8. Haven't been in a few weeks so thought I would see anyone new. If you been you no the routine if not its 10 cover, no alcohol, 2…

The other weekend when I was down in La Zona Norte with a friend and we stopped in for a bit to the Chicago Club. We went down to TJ to visit Hong Kong, and…

Please be careful when going to strip clubs, on Friday, September 14, 2018, during the 6 a.m. closing time tempers flared at Cheetah Gentlemen’s Club, a Hallandale Beach strip club, when an argument spilled into…

This particular review is for a Tuesday afternoon, but I also recently visited on a Friday afternoon. Both visits were early afternoon. I arrived at about 1:30 pm. I gotta say, I just don't know…

I came in right after midnight on a Friday. Parking lot was full, so I drove past the club a little bit to see if there was additional parking on the side. Decided to just…

I was in Tempe for business and happen to notice Christies was right by my hotel. After my a couple of days of meetings I headed over to Christie’s around 11:00 PM. Paid the 20…

Haven't reviewed in awhile. Been coming here about once a month for 6 months now. Always day shift for the value. Occasionally there are a few hotties working, but most girls are…

Greetings, I had a out of town friend in town and he mentioned heading to the Cricket for the NFL opening game, so I headed out. I Hadn't been down Michigan in quite some time…

Thought I'd take a spin over to my fav club, since it's been a while. I've read where dancers from some of the recently closed clubs (Flashers and Mardi Gras) were there. Got there shortly after…

I used to go to this club fairly often about 10 years ago during weekday afternoons, but as time went on most of the decent dancers left and the ones remaining were not worth it.…

Went on Wednesday evening after 10p as I was back in Seattle with nothing better to do. Grabbed a seat at an empty table and a waitress quickly took my drink order. She…

the club has a very 90s look. girls here can very depend on when you go. i've been there times when there isn't really anything to rave about and other times when it was perfect.…

I happen to be in the area around 2pm, decided to stop by and check this place out. I did the self park and it was free. The outside decor had bunch of Greek statues.…

Polekatz is my favorite club because of the value but only on Tuesday. Every tuesday they have topless dances for $10 and nude for $20(vs $20/30 every other day). For me this makes it the…

Been here more than half a dozen times in the last 6 months so it's time to review I guess! The club is clean, the vibe is good. The music doesn't lean in any one…

First piece of advice....never pay to get in here. Any day of the week you can find someone handing out free cover charge passes on the street nearby. You just need to be diligent looking…

Thought I'd check out Landing Strip during the day. The parking lot is a bit of a dirt lot due to construction around it but didn't have a problem finding a spot. Cover was minimal…

Did a walk by on a Tuesday night. The place appears to be out of business, but the sign’s still there. I called the phone number on the sign (same as here in the info…

So I went here one night because I was bored, it definitely feels like it’s not meant to be a club. It’s just one big open room with a little mini stage and a little…

This club was a block or two from my hotel so I decided to check it out while I was here. I've never been to a club in Canada, so I was kind of tentative…

I found myself with free time in Huntsville on a recent afternoon. Typically, I would have visited the Cherry (the Pony rules at night, but the Cherry is still great in the daytime), but it’s…

Went for the first time with a few friends, planned on spending a few hundred dollars on dances. Did not disappoint at all. The bouncer's asked if we had been there before, we told them…

I am periodically in Maine on business, I fly into Portland and then off I go to other parts of the state. PT's is really the only game in town in Maine. Years ago I…

I have to go to San Jose a few times a year, and had stopped by Cheetah’s a few times. I actually kind of like that club, but the dances are expensive and they’re just…

Hi People, This is probably my 6th visit to hong kong. This was the quickest visit thus far and most important! and I actually blew a nut for the first time at HK. One of the…

Avoid this place....The dancers were trashy and pushy, begging for drinks and tips. One girl asked for a shot, I bought her Jose Cuervo, she told me she only drinks Patron, that should have been…

This is my second review of this club. CLUB LOCATION Club is located in north east Atlanta on Buford Highway. Both times I went to this place I went to 4075 Buford Highway in Duluth and…

Club in the middle of nowhere. Definitely ‘red neck country’, but when I walked I was pleasantly surprised. Outside of building is not nice but inside much better. Good amount of dancers and…

I hadn’t been to Oasis in over a year and had an unscheduled opportunity on a Sunday afternoon. I’ve seen a number of recent reviews decrying the quality of the talent at Oasis in contrast…

Have been passing by Showtime many times. I even saw the sign on the interstate but never stopped. This time I was a little tired of driving so that I decided to give it a…

As a long time Dollhouse veteran, this place never disappoints! I've probably reviewed the club more than anyone on the site. The reason being, because it's fun and you can find everything you want. I…

First time here. Small neighborhood bar with local feel. Talked to about 6 dancers and all seemed to be 30ish Brazilian milfs. Tipped a couple others on small stage might have been younger. Setup limits…

Very average club imo. Dances are $30 in a room with booths around the perimeter. While I was there they ran a 2 for $40 “special” multiple times. Dances (and stage) were topless, but no…

Have not been here in a long time and was in the neighborhood. I did check out the vip room which I had read had been updated since my last visit a long time…

Like half of the reviews here on TUSCL on Bogarts, I had a couple of hours to kill before picking someone up at the airport. I was wearing a suit and didn’t want to get…

Stopped in on a Monday evening around 9:00PM. It's located in an industrial park - nothing really nearby. A few things immediately jump out. First, the outside smells - like I said, it's an industrial…

Been to Ricks before usually after a Knick game and always decent eye candy but expensive to get any real play. So usually just have a few beers or a couple of drinks. This time…

Back here a few times since leaving a review....my original complaint still holds - club is super boring outside the lap dance area. 10 minutes can pass without seeing a person move from their spot.…

A warm Friday right before a hotter than hell weekend, at least for this time of year. Out running errands and needed to get out of the sun, so why not check out the noon…

I love knowing that they got shut down because of the owner being a jackass, the only thing that could have been better is if the Dekalb county cops had caught Jamie sucking dicks in…

Been over 7 months since last visit. Stopped in about 9:30 so slower and nearing closing time. Mostly same older crew, but 3-4 new women. Tipped couple of old timers but not interested in dance.…

Went on a Monday evening and the crowd was not much. There were less than 10 dancers and most of them were 8s. They had a TV with a line up for the night and…

This club is a bit of a drive but worth it. The place was fairly busy for Thursday. I couldn’t get seating on the floor and had to sit at the bar.…

Checked out the Rhino for the first time in several months. There's a $50 cover but you're generally able to get in free if you drive yourself and call the club ahead of time, even…

This place is kind of ripoff. The girls are nude, which for some reason means they charge 51 for a single LD song, and they keep the songs pretty short. They do have deals on…

Showed up (admittedly a little early) around 5, they hadn't even unlocked the doors yet. Eh, it's a little awkward being the only one in a strip club, but I roll with it and head…

I was bored on a Monday night so I decided to stop by Club Coyote to see what was happening. It's a pole barn type building a few miles north of Carbondale. The parking lot…

Found myself in the area of the Oasis, it was about 530pm and I did not want to drive down to follies or sit on 285, so I headed inside. No parking fee and…

I’ll start of by saying it has been years since I’ve been to Spearmint as it seemed to fall off a good while back. I went by Tuesday afternoon around 1:30pm and there were 6-10…

Visited after long travel and work day. Wasn't looking for extras just good relaxing time. Had drinks, laughs and some good handshake action with Patrica but she was pushing for more than I wanted. After…

I usually don’t come to this area but I was coming from a work meeting. I came in with my two male friends. We paid the cover charge. It was $5 for all of us.…

I stopped in on a late Sunday evening. There were a bunch of ladies working. I was approached by about 5 of them before I saw this one girl that I was down with. I…

Been here a number of times. Stopped in on Monday for 2-for-1 dances. Spent all my time and money with a Latin/black girl named Melanie (or something like that). Voluptuous body, great tits, tons of…

I visited Palomino's and it was an interesting experience. It had a good vibe, music was at an acceptable volume, staff was friendly enough,it appeared clean (it was dark though so who knows), and…

My experience is the girls on the day shift are too busy stuffing their faces at the bar or hanging with the creepy regulars. Two to three stages open at a time. Monday one girl…

Went on a Monday afternoon, and was surprised by the rate increase, now it’s 60 to the house for 20 minutes. There were 6 girls available and all in their booths, none in private shows,…

Went for a walk around the block after a couple hours at the HK and a mesero on the corner was pitching 2 beers for $3 on the corner, so I gave it a shot.…

I have frequented this club before. Been pleased by the friendliness and the attractiveness of the girls. Didn't love the lack of privacy in the VIP area or the lap dance area. Had a…

Been away from the clubs, since it was summer time. Made my way over to key port on a Thursday night ~8pm. Club was pretty dead. 12 dancers and fewer customers. The vibe was subdued…

I stopped into the ballpark after 11pm on a Sunday. I was impressed with the talent in comparison to what I saw on past visits. The bartenders where also a lot of fun too. The…

Wife was out at wineries with friends so I took advantage of checking out the late afternoon Block scene. After one drinks at Club Pussycat I bailed......not even worth a review. On to…

I was able to make a visit down here because I was in San Diego for work, and I decided this time to try out a room at Hotel Jalos instead of Cascadas to see…

I would love for Club X to offer a better experience for its patrons, but they just can't seem to get it together. It's such a great location along Interstate 25 and convenient to downtown.…

This is a long overdue review of my weekday visit to PT's World Famous Showclub. First off: disclosure. I have been here at least a dozen times. It's not the cleanest joint, but they've had…

Wanted to hit up the Edison Strip on a recent trip to Long Island but was in a bit of a rush. Stopped here first, put my dollar in the slot, and was greeted by…

It's been too long since I switched it up a bit, usually going to another club to see a fave. It's been a long time since I been here and used to have another favorite…

Stopped in about 2 weeks ago on a Wednesday evening. Looked like the new norm, where I go in , have high hopes of seeing an old favorite, or who knows, maybe a fun…

Stopped at the club after a long dry period. The club was busy from the onset. They had so many girls they went to 2 on stage from the start. Later…

Visited last weds night with a girlfriend we had a great time there was a waitress she was very friendly and socialized with us for a bit of time more then the one dancer that…

Headed to follies got there at 4:30 there were 4 eights in my book. No seating at all but finally found a barstool at the end by the dressing room where the big vip…

Portland has tons of clubs but hardly one or 2 of them are good. First time at Casa Diablo. the place is nice, totally vegan food and alcohol is served. This is one of the…

Came by less than an hour before close. Girls were very good looking by any standards, but excellent for a Monday night. Immediately had attention from one who suggested a private dance. She stayed full…

Often visit Seattle on business and been to pandoras and kittens many times. This is my first visit to lake forest dejavu. Place is very clean and two main stages. $20 cover that includes drinks. Good…

I was hoping after raising the night time prices on dances to $10 instead of $5 that you would see an improvement in dancer quality but unfortunately that has not happened. I was a frequent…

It seems to me that the early opening is not working the way it should, I went in as I was passing but only 3 girls, no interaction with the 4 customers and nobody on…

So i visited here a few months a go when the dude was walking around taking down the notorious chair forts. I decided to visit again after reading recent reviews. First of all-…

It’s been over a year since I’ve been in Sands. This used to be my go to place with girls like Lexi, Gia and Tiffany working there. I was in the area to stopped in…

The last time I went to this club on a Sunday was about half a year ago, but there were easily over a dozen girls working. This visit, there were a total of four…

The girls here are nice and friendly, I like Valentina because she will reach up your shorts and shake her hands at you in the tent for $10 per song and I have enjoyed her…

I just landed and my dinner meeting got postponed so I headed over to the Purple Orchid. The cover was $5, I paid at the door and found a spot at the bar, about 6…

Admiral charges $28 at the door, $25 plus some new Chicago tax. You have to buy one drink, non-alcoholic. So you have to spend minimum $34 just to decide to be here.…

Sunday night is the best night for me to visit Lust. Usually the A team girls are there and there are good drink specials for all liquor drinks (either $3 or $5 crown and…

I went on a Thursday to watch some football as well and definitely did not have the experience I would have hoped for. When you are arriving at the club it is located in a…

went on a recent Friday afternoon. I prefer it in afternoon more than at night. Much more laid back. There were a handful of girls working, not many customers. Plenty of free parking, I never…

Went here late on a Saturday night despite the voice in my head telling me not to waste my time or money. But I was pleasantly surprised by the looks of a few of the…

After dinner at a casino we made the smart move of taking a limo parked outside instead of a taxi to the club. The limo allowed us to skip the line and the fee…

Finally had the stars align right and saw Lacy at the Hugger two times about a month ago. Got in on a Friday afternoon and was about to go for a few dances with one…

Good ambiance. It seemed slow for a Saturday but the dancers were mostly attractive. Left and came back without having to pay cover again which was nice. The back rooms are pretty private which was…