Reviews

You walk in and there is a guy that collects the entrance fee. If you search them on social media you can usually get a free entrance on a few days per week. Just show…

Some of the basics. This location has two rooms, a bar with a tiny pole/stage and main with a still tiny stage, but two poles. If it's your first time here, the main room is…

I came in on a Sunday around 6 PM. Bouncer was friendly and let me know the house rules before giving me a quick security scan. Kittens has a consistent cleanliness factor in the few years…

So...and my first complaint is...and I say this as an English Major/wanna be writer... I'm not a fan of the dry, descriptors you all love about the physical aspects of a club most readers probably…

Given the past reviews I was really curious about this place, so decided to check it out after work. As many have described, this is not at all a strip club with dancers. It’s an…

Arrived with a group late on a Thursday night around the time of the US Open up the road at Oakmont. Two of our group members had been there before but this was a first…

Went to the club at midnight on Tuesday night. You pay a $10 cover and we’re quickly patted down then allowed on the floor. Has about 7 girls working the floor who were all interacting…

Went in on a Wednesday early evening, so only a couple girls when I arrived but it picked up by 9:30 or 10:00. Easy parking lot and decent lighting, seems like a quiet industrial area.…

Was passing through Indy for work and decided to stop into Brad's based on the reviews. Free and large parking lot with what seemed like security. Interior is more like a neighborhood bar.…

Having routine appointments on the east side of town I've been intrigued with Lucky Devil saying they are open at 11:30am. I finally had enough free time for a quick check today. Walking in the place…

Came on a Tuesday evening after getting away from some work. Won't waste time on club layout or parking --- it's straightforward and tons of reviews on it. We also ain't here to read about…

The Venue Patterson on a Saturday is not too bad and their private parking lot is very close to the parking lot. However, this would be a lot different at night. It was a little warmer…

This review is from 3 or 4 weeks ago. I forgot to post a review. Last time i was here was some years ago. Could've been 5 years ago or 10. Cant remember. But it…

Ah, Haven Place. This place is more like a neighborhood bar that has strippers than a strip club. Drinks are cheap, girls are pretty good looking; there’s a few that really weren’t my cup of…

Went around 10pm. place was full of latino girls and like 3 guys. It filled out later around midnight. Most of the girls are sexy - if you're into latinas. A good mix of shapes and sizes. Dances are…

Finally got away from work and was able to swing through my one of my favorite spots in the area for an extra good time. Settled in and got myself a $6 drink. Melissa is quick…

I arrived at La Pearl a little after 6pm on a Monday. The club is in a residential area in West Philly. It has two clubs- La Pearl on the first floor and Outer Space…

We got there at about 11ish pm cover was 15$ each. place inside is actually pretty unique looking my gf liked the design and the cover was cheap. Music was alright little bit a mix over…

This was only my 2nd time having ever gone to Ebony inn. I went the previous night with only 100 cash and decided I want a lil more so I packed some extra the following…

Went by on a Monday afternoon. Parking lot was half full. Went in and paid the cover. It might have been $21. This was before them reducing their entry fee back down. It makes sense,…

I went to Vivide on a Monday afternoon. I had planned on going to Allure but i was worried since it was a Monday it would be even more dead than normal. I ubered got…

The last month I’ve made a handful of trips - mainly Friday - Sunday. Friday afternoon is still the best shift I frequent. Recently I would say Saturday afternoon shifts can be better than Friday…

Stopped in after a concert about 11 pm, about half full, but I usually enjoy my visits here. Light pat down by female security guard and paid the $10 cover charge. Everything was…

Went back to the club on a Friday afternoon. They have free parking across the street, neighborhood looks good, not seedy. No cover charge during the day. When you go in, bar is…

Review: Shotgun Willie’s – Saturday Night – $450 Spent I checked out Shotgun Willie’s on a Saturday night and ended up spending around $450. It was a pretty solid night overall. Not the kind of place…

Will keep the basics brief. Club Fantasies is located in Providence in an industrial part of town. No cover or sometimes it’s $10. Lap dances are steep at $40 and VIPs start at $40 to…

I was doing poorly at the tables and needed a break. This club is located in Vegas‘s Chinatown, which is a short Uber ride from the strip. I arrived around 3:30 in the afternoon. They…

I love San Francisco. Union Square, Chinatown, The Embarcadero. The Ferry building, Coit Tower, Fishman Warf and my favorite the Tenderloin. I hit the door of the Crazy Horse around 11PM on Friday Night.…

Playhouse is easy to find. There are not that many pink buildings in Burlington. Plenty of parking. Very safe during the day. The space is typical NJ strip club: platform in the middle…

Had some free time on a Tuesday evening in Philadelphia and decided to make my first club visit in too long. Thought about Risque, but didn’t feel like dealing with the smoking in there. Thought…

Stopped into Ace's on a Friday afternoon. I think it's the 3 Friday of each month they do a block party around this area so parking can be tough FYI. Luckily I found…

Paradise continues to be a pretty reliable strip club if you’re into what they offer here. The attractiveness of the girls range from probably 4 to maybe 8 or 9, but most girls are probably…

i went to paradise gentlemen’s club on a wednesday afternoon around 3 pm just wanted to check it out since it’s been a long time i parked in the back cause the front lot was…

I ended up stopping into Hi-Liter just after noon on a Tuesday afternoon. The parking lot was situated behind the building and there was plenty of parking at that time. The neighborhood was…

This was my first trip to Papermoon, and first trip in NOVA. Previously I’d been to Platinum in DC which is the same owners. The place was pretty empty, but that was the idea going…

Went to the lounge around 11pm on Sunday I tried another spot before I went to cadillac and it was a total disaster. No girls on stage and a total of 4 dancers . So cadillacs Parking…

Same layout as all the reviews has previously mentioned. Paid $15 for admission and went through security. Still the same pleasant security guard. I found a seat and ordered a drink. The talent was medicore and…

Ok so I finally visited this place, I arrived at 7:30 on Thursday and it was pretty dead inside. Physically the place looks great. There is ample and safe parking, the place is clean.…

Traverse City, MI. Saturday night. Around 9 or so just getting going. Plenty of parking in the lot. Walk in, nobody at the front I walk in, bartender lady comes over and asks to check…

Was stopping by Jake's 58 and remembered this club was in the area. The club is in a very industrial area and very easy to miss. Shares a parking lot with some other businesses and…

I have been to KO a few times before and always on a Wednesday when dances are $10. It’s in an out of the way but relatively safe area of Chicago. There is…

Visited on Thursday afternoon about 3pm. No cover till 7pm. Very large room with 3 stages. Only the main stage is used during the day. Large circular bar with seating all the…

The Mouse's Ear is a great club compared to it's predecessor. At the time, it was a pasties club, bring your own bottle, allowed smoking, and touching was not permitted at all. It…

I keep giving this place another chance, and it keeps disappointing. I guess I come back time and again as I have good memories of fun times here. Those were the days when the dancers…

Cadilliac, MI. Saturday night after midnight. Area seems fine, plenty of parking in the lot. You enter though the back. Down the hall look left through the window, $10 to the guy. The setup sucks…

I decided to try out Treasures' `new, back area. I got to the club around 10 pm with plenty of cash to spend on the right girl & the right circumstances but I also had…

I stopped by Jimmy’s on a Saturday night earlier in June. I visited a couple months ago and had a decent time, so I thought I’d check it out again for a quick second.…

Stop in on a Monday. If you come in before 6pm there is no cover charge, after 6 it’s a 5 dollar cover. When I was there, 3 girls were working (Teacher, Jessie, and a…

Stopped in on a trip south to NYC with a buddy. Arrived around 2, place was bustling - no seats available at the bar. Must have been 20 women working - I think all were…

Had an interesting but disappointing Wednesday night visit - probably got there around 11pm. Paid $5 or so for parking which was annoying - the lot is right there! Got a pat down,…

First of all I also visited on Monday. It was completely dead and I was told things were better later in the week so I decided to visit Friday. I arrived around 9:30 and…

For years, Hi Liter was my go to place. Then, 2 or 3 years ago: - They started scanning IDs - Their preferred dancer profile became a 200 pound Cuban. Today, that all changed. HL is now again…

Arrived a little before midnight on a Tuesday evening. The club is out of Omaha about 15 minutes via Uber/Lyft. It's a bit removed and isolated from other development and facilities but not…

Inkster, MI. Friday night. Just coming from Bogarts. Area seems ok, pulled in the lot, pretty full but I found a spot. Walk on in. Big black at the front, he says gimme 5, he's…

I had an overnight layover in Miami on my way home, so I decided to visit a strip club. As I parked, I was struck by the club's massive scale. I paid the entrance fee…

First time going to Angels, and I’ll 100% be back! The club is located a bit away from everything else, and is a standalone building. There’s a large parking lot on the front…

First time visit to Columbus Gold. Saturday night at about 9pm I walked in paid $10 cover and went inside. Bar up on the left, stage to the right of it. There was one guy…

I have driven past this place a few times so I made plans to stop by on a Thursday about 6:25pm. Parking looked to be available on three sides of the building, but limited by…

Despite past reviews I decided to give Gallagher’s a shot on a late Sunday afternoon since I happened to be in the area. I came in around 5 and there was nobody in…

Came here around 10 on a Thursday, club layout is - you go through security, $30 cover, walk in main stage is to the right with an on deck poll next to it, bathrooms are…

The place itself looks pretty standard. Pole in the middle and seats around it. Security and bartender were chill. When I first walked in, I only saw two girls, one chubby girl sitting off to the…

This club back 5-6 years ago was my favorite at the time. I know it was shut down for a period of over a year so I was excited to try out Platinum 2.0. I…

Was in the area Saturday night and thought I'd see how the Saturday night entertainment was looking. Parking lot was 1/2 full(no valet), paid my $5 cover and settled in. After ordering my bottled water…

Stopped in after a year or so since my last visit. Was pretty quiet around 9 when i arrived. Cover charge is higher than some, but with exchange rate being what it was its nbd.…

Inkster, MI. Friday night after midnight. Came here just after Flight Club across the street which must be in a down period. I didn't see any 9 or 10 and maybe even no 8's over…

Rapid City, MI. Saturday night. Plenty of parking in the lot. Nothing much else around except the woods. Walked in with a bunch of bikers. Charge $10 cover coming in the front door. Layout is…

Adding more to this review since other one was rejected: I decided to visit this location because on their instagram they mentioned that they were hiring a few weeks back and I wanted to see…

Arrived on Friday around 1:00 pm. The parking lot was fairly full, but I was able to find a spot. Parking is free. Upon entry, I paid $10.00. The place was…

Well, per my request my Mazetleca is back in Tijuana. So, we coordinate a get together at a popular restaurant in Zona Rio vicinity along with the same friend I had recently done a threesome…

I stopped in at the Purple Orchid on a Friday night after work. It is a purple building on Passyunk Avenue. Parking lot is well lit and safe. I think I arrived around 7pm. There…

I would whole heartedly recommend this club. Great value, and you will definitely have fun. I’m a regular at this club, and I’ll leave a review of a recent experience. Huge parking close to the club,…

Rolled here solo for a saturday night and had a pretty good time. The place is clean and I felt comfortable while I was there, no shady characters from what I could see. There was…

Sonnys is a mid-sized strip club with a gritty, dive-bar kind of charm. The place isn’t spotless, but it’s not outright filthy either think sticky floors and dim lighting that hides most of the grime.…

This is a topless club is in an industrial area of Anaheim with a big parking lot, at the door they scan your ID (not happy about that) and do a quick wand on you,…

Tulsa, OK. Saturday night around midnight. It was raining hard as I've ever seen so I had to find a place to lie low for a couple hours. Lady Godiva's it was. I parked right…

A. Layout First of all, this is a huge club. The biggest club that I have ever been to date. The club is so much welcoming. Once you get in, you will see a big bar…

Was passing through the area and decided to stop by. Arrived about 1:00 and was greeted by the parking valet. Entered the quiet club and made my way upstairs. Was greeted by…

Houston Dolls is located near the airport and in a small strip mall. Walking in, cover was $5 and a brief security pat down. Inside the club there is a large stage with…

First plus point is that I had cover waived being a UK Vet, always nice to be appreciated for the work I did alongside the USAF at Greenham Common, UK in the 80s. I arrived around…

This review will cover both my visits during my trip to Vegas 12 June - 20 June. Visit 1 Friday 13 June Ideally I wanted to go the previous evening but after checking in to hotel…

Porthole has been my go to club when in thearea for 20 years or more. Attendance and quality of girls has deteriorated somewhat and has become somewhat hit or miss. This visit I was lucky…

So I happend to be again in the region for a work trip for 3 days and decided to give Globe a visit on Monday evening (my first time on a weekday. Honestly I…

I went to the club at 12pm, which is right when they open on a weekday. There was no cover because I got there so early. Normally it would have been a $5 cover. But…

I happened to be close to Aces so I figure I'll see if anything changed for the better. I haven't been since late last year. I stroll in around 4pm and no changes on…

First time reviewer, so please be kind! A couple friends and I were visiting the Albany area and decided to check this place out. We had an amazing time and will visit this place again.…

The fist of my reviews of clubs on my trip to Vegas 6 June through 20 June. Shit, Vegas is becoming SO expensive. Situated on W Russell at the Southern end of the Strip this club…

Reviewers are instructed to explain why one should or should not visit a club, but I remain undecided myself, based on a Thursday night visit. I guess it depends what you seek. Free parking and…

I was in SF on a Wednesday afternoon. I have never been here to Centerfolds SF on Monday for the emonday special but I figured the Wednesday special 15min VIP downstairs for $150 was worth…

I visited 2 consecutive days, Wednesday and Thursday, both in the mid afternoon around 2 PM. I had previously visited this place a year ago and had a good time, although that visit was…

My oh my, I regret not having been here on my last trip to Vegas. In my humble opinion, this is the best all-round club in Vegas and offers the best experience. Number of and quality…

Back again at The Lodge. It’s unique in that it has a very laid back vibe, as opposed to a rowdy party atmosphere that most strip clubs have. I enjoy the change of pace, as…

This place was connected to the parking lot of my hotel. I walked over after coming back from other bars and was still wide awake just after midnight Friday evening. The entrance was in the…

Another visit to KOD on Friday evening. I arrived around 7:30 PM. The environment felt safe, with a $10 weekend cover charge and mandatory ID scanning at the entrance. I was surprised to see a decent number…

The place has differenr kinfs of customers. Since it's nude and no alcohol lots of guys come in having already pregamed. Generally a group of five or six Latin type guys. And there's a lot…

What an absolute bummer of a visit. This club has been coming up frequently on my IG and curiosity was starting to settle in a bit. I hopped onto here and realized it’s been a…

PLACE The moment you walk in, you’re hit with a foul smell that sets the tone for the rest of the night. The club felt run-down and poorly maintained. Lighting was harsh and uneven, making the…

Mario's Showplace is located at 147 Thompson Rd Webster, MA 01570. Note Webster is a small(ish) town in Mass, it seems to be in the middle of nowhere. My visit was a recent Saturday afternoon…

Tres Dias Fantasticas en TJ: Segunda Dia This review will cover my 4th and most recent visit to Tijuana with fellow monger @RonJax2 in mid-May from Thursday to Saturday. This entry will cover my second…

For a Wednesday afternoon, the parking lot was fairly full. No charge for parking or entry into the club. Layout has been covered by many, basically you walk in and there's a bar. If you grab…

Late Tuesday night visit ~1140pm - 130am: Place had the feel of a typical off - peak visit with a bit of weekend feel thrown in due to the presence of a mercenary traveling dancer…