Reviews

Synsations was completely unmarked, with no obvious signage. I turned on their street only because of my GPS and a parking lot across from the building with a ton of orange cones and "valet" signs.…

As a fairly new monger who recently graduated college, I've read legendary tales from guys like @RonJax2, and mentally noted his methods and tips. Tired of clubs in the States and their raising prices, I…

After learning weekdays are the best time to visit Scandalo I went on a thursday evening. A few times prior I went on weekends (Fri thru Sun) and yes it was slower, sunday being the…

Vivde is the most reliable good time for me in Atlanta, so I usually hit it up at least once when I'm in town. I was there mid-afternoon on a Saturday. The dirt lot, showing…

Finally back after a small hiatus, and I can say I was pumped to get back to BT’s and see the ladies again. Parked in an adjacent parking lot to avoid the valet fee, and after…

This club has an active Instagram, with lots of posts about dayshift. Most feature two manager-like folks (a cigar smoking guy and a woman), but I don't know their actual relationship to the club. Some…

Speariment Rhino is my favorite of 7 different big name clubs our group of 4 males in their mid-30s visited over the course of 3 trips to Vegas in the last couple of years. We went…

I’m a semi regular of this place. When I lived in the area, I used to frequent it. Now, I stop in whenever I’m in town (three times a year) I showed up Friday night around…

It was a typically quiet Sunday afternoon with about 10-15 patrons, and 6-8 dancers. The rotation on the stage went by very fast, with a nice mix of music (noticeably a lot of 80's rock,…

On 15 South, if headed North you need to U-turn. Be careful and pay attention, it comes up quick! Parking is in back, on two levels. There is a side entry and a front entry,…

I swear I came with low expectations. I live relatively close to this place. I read the reviews about the security scrutinized lap dances here and I wanted to see if there was at least some…

First time at Silk when driving through Madison. This club is out of town on a country road with its own parking lot that all feels safe. When I went in there was a $15…

(I am going to acknowledge in advance that this review is explicit, but it was one of the best sessions I had ever had that wasn’t with an ATF, so I am including some of…

Place in the middle of a residential area, but seemed pretty silent probably it being a Sunday. Tight parking lot around the building. Surprisingly no cover charge unlike their sister clubs across jersey. The place has…

The place was overall pretty nice it was fairly small with a big stage surrounded by the bar. There were additional smaller stages around the private bottle service areas. There is plenty of comfortable seating…

Stopped by on a Tuesday afternoon, parking lot had a few cars, but not many. Paid the $15 entry they now scan ID because of the alcohol sales. I found a seat the bartender brought…

Bazookas is in the Crossroads neighborhood of KC. Easy access from downtown hotels and around the metro. They have a free parking lot and streetcar stop a block away. Dancers are usually about 80-90% white, generally,…

It's been three months since my last Millstream visit and review. Since the club is the only local club that I visit, I rarely have anything new to report. In fact, a recent…

Been multiple times to the hitching post to know the ins and outs of the place. Firstly, it’s in a good part of Paterson, close by Clifton meaning that it’s a pretty safe area. There’s ample…

I went here on a Saturday day shift. I hadn't been here in a while, but heard the day shift was good, so I decided to check it out. I used to go mostly nights.…

This place is near the Howard College I would say it is for regulars, No floor lapdance dance, no sitting near the dance floor, some girls get nude on stage but some just sit on…

It's been a while since I last been here and arrived after 10 PM one Saturday evening. The parking lot was packed but I was still able to find a spot comfortably. Walked…

Friday afternoon was very slow with most patrons sitting at the bar, which is on the right. I like that it's non smoking, unlike other nearby clubs. I saw 10 dancers, 5 of which were…

Go on Thursday for the VIP special. On other days it's $125 for 15 minutes, but the VIP special is $80 all night. There's no allotted time slots for the special; it's the same price…

Another trip to the good old Vivide last Tuesday. This was a very quick in and out kind of trip as I was a bit late leaving my place of work and it was raining…

I decided to stop by the Brass Rail on a Saturday night as it had been a few months since my last visit. With summer now here, I like to check in on this place…

What happens at Unions on a Tuesday? Not much. I rolled in around 7ish to find 2 girls at the bar and no customers in the whole building. Both girls were friendly, neither were…

I went in Saturday 6/29 just to go out and do something. Cover was $10 and the doorman was pretty chill. As soon as I sat down at the bar the bartender took me drink…

I drove to Club Blaze on Sat, June 29th at ~5:30 p.m.; to my surprise, it was closed. A gentleman in front of the club said that it will open at 8:00 p.m. I returned…

The club has been described frequently. Here are the basics: Location: A well maintained two story building in a safe downtown area of Romulus, MI. If not mistaken, the building may have been a small hotel…

I’m going to skip the layout of the club due to several other people describing the joint. Wax is a cool spot in South Fulton. I got there around 2:00 go in and get a…

So I used to go here when it was CWS AND probably had some of my best value for my dollar only anywhere. This review is over two days and I was very disappointed.…

Spent most of an afternoon here recently, following a long absence. There were about 25 dancers, most of which I have seen around but there were a few new dancers. The place was pretty full,…

Walked in on a Wednesday afternoon around 3pm. I was in a bit of a time crunch as I needed to be somewhere around 4pm. Luckily, there are ample women ready to dance…

I visited on a Friday night. Upon entering, there's a coat check area, which is free. We didn’t have to pay a cover charge because we had some promotional cards that are occasionally handed out…

I'm from NY so very different. Apparently in DC it's illegal to offer just lapdances, so they turn all dances into VIP. There's a menu on the table (I did 10 minutes for $165 (says…

Review for Mickey’s. I haven’t been here in years, but with the Providence clubs becoming worse and the dancers getting stupid with their asking prices I figured I’d give it a try. Like others have…

Yet another visit to the pink palace on the side of the road in broad daylight. Gonna keep this brief because the visit was brief. Pulled in, parked - and as always you can easily…

Let me start by saying I’m usually a fan of the Arch. It’s a low key relaxing place to have a drink and see naked women when I’m in town. Seems like the…

Ok so I haven't been to the Banana in a couple years but I was bored and wanted to see how it was doing. 10 dollar cover on a Friday and I got there around 830.…

Arrived at the Porthole about 10:30 PM. The club was not as busy as usual. No sports to speak of on the screens - perhaps why it was so slow. The parking…

Ok so first time back at Flynts since Covid, was in town to see family and my old regular girl was working. $10 cover paid at bar. Walk in bar is right in front, stage…

BLUF: I think this place is overrated, lots of girls but only a handful above 7, had 3 lap dances that were subpar for $100 I swung by Baby doll's at around 10PM on a Friday…

Spent Saturday 4-6 at TT. $5 Valet already set up. They block the way with a line of cones now. $10 cover. Beer has gone up to $8. Girl mixed drink ran me $15. Club…

This is my favorite afternoon club. I have not been in the evenings in a long time, so not sure about that experience. . If you don't know the location, see directions below. The interior is ...…

Visited Paradise on a Wednesday afternoon at around 12:30PM. Cover fee was $15 and drinks were $8. This club and Synn are basically the same thing as they are owned by the same people. Only…

I stopped by Desire on Monday afternoon, on the way down to Tampa. It was INCREDIBLY hot outside, felt like over 100, it was really bad. Before I give details about this visit, here's the…

I haven’t been to the Pines in many years, definitely pre Covid. After reading a recent review, I decided to check it out. As most of you know, the back club is gone. I knew…

I’ve been going to DD for a while. If you go at 6 or 7, it’s guaranteed to be dead and you can watch the talent pour in and get first dibs on retreads. Lots…

Arrived at 4:45 PM So I have to admit, I’ve been curious about the color that everyone refers to as purple for this building, so I downloaded an app that will give you the color numbers…

For those wondering where I’ve been for a few months, it’s hard to drive with a broken leg…..and for those who may not have been there before, the recap of the layout and attractions provided…

I went in and there were 10 gals or so all sitting around a center table. There is no dancing on stage whatsoever. I was approached by a Hispanic young lady immediately from Dominica.…

I went on a Tuesday because of the reduced price dances(10 topless and 20nude) A lot of dancers just go directly to nude dancing without asking. The dances are done in a large room with…

Went around 2:00 PM, parking was ample on the sides. Paid the 20 cover and got in. Handful of girls just sitting when you enter. All lations. One girl was dancing on the stage. Grabbed…

I have been going to Paradise for years. It is a normal stop while I am in town just because I have gotten to know several dancers and the mileage is pretty good for the…

Visits on Wednesday and Friday - late afternoon / early evening. Arrived 4pm or so; Departed by 6pm. Park in dirt parking lot. No parking fee or door security. 2 girls each time…

I have stopped into G&I off and on for 20+ years. The vibe hasn't changed much over time but a good time can be had. The entertainment ranges in age from 30 to AARP and…

I was in town for work so I thought I would try Palomino again. It's never been a favorite, because it's so freaking sketchy to get there. It takes a lot to make…

Was in Houston for a work trip and decided to stop hy Chicas Locas on a Sunday night. Parking was easy as there is a large lot that goes around the building. There is also…

I’m sure it’s been covered but I’ll give a brief on the layout. You walk in like any other dive bar, few booths on the left, basic bar in the middle of the joint. Pool…

This is still the best place in the upstate. All Nude which I prefer. Other clubs are just topless. Girls: I went on Thur and Friday night Each night, about 10 girls were there Most…

This was my first and only visit so far to club 390. I was in Chicago for work and had a couple hours to kill on a break early in the day so I decided…

Consistently the best club in the US in my opinion. The parking lot is safe, but there's some sketchy folks in the area as you pull closer. Parking lot is massive and has plenty of…

I used to make the trek to 38th and 11th Avenue regularly to visit this place. It became the vestige of pop up strip clubs like Lido Lounge and Saint Venus Theatre. There…

Took an Uber over to this place from my hotel, so did not really get a good look at parking. Safe enough neighborhood. $10 cover. Metal detector. Friendly, welcoming bouncer. Long narrow stage surrounded…

Visited Thu afternoon I tried all 3 of the Pompano Triangle spots (Cheetahs, Diamond Dolls, and Booby Trap), since I’m not in the area that often. I was looking for attractive, fit dancers, fair value, and…

I'm a decisive monger. I saw a hot dancer with long black hair and a lacy thong and I asked for a dance. She listed her prices -- 1 for $30, 2 for bla bla.…

As I have posted before Gats is a regulars bar. During the day it is not crowded with mostly older PL's. The dancers will hang with there regulars. Gat's is more up scale then most…

I stopped by Old Glory Daze on Thursday at about 2:00 PM. The name is correct, the building, staff and furniture are all old and had their glory days years ago. It is…

Came through around 10pm on a Tuesday night. Club’s in an industrial part of KOP with a small stage behind the bar when you walk in. Cover was $10 at the door. There were 3…

Getting the basics out of the way: 10 cover charge plus you now, since they serve alcohol, you have to pay for your drink. I don't drink so 6 for a coke. Will check ID…

I am pretty sure we area all aware that Sugar 'N' Spice is no more and has ceased to be. Its replacement, same building, updated interior, lots of TV's is quite a different experience. The…

Went to Pandoras around 1pm on a Friday afternoon, parking lot was packed as it was the holiday weekend. Parking is free, club entry was $21. There were about 11 girls in rotation dancing and about 15…

This was a weird experience. Having been to clubs in the Omaha area, I stopped at the Office while in Lincoln on business. I had read that this was a pastie club from previous reviews.…

Clancy’s has been described ad nauseum, but again… Residential neighborhood. Nondescript building attached to a liquor store. Two entrances. Small stage midway down the bar. LD room in the back. Communal. 4 chairs. This was…

Although I drive through Hurley several times a year, I rarely travel during the week and when I do it's almost always before the Silver Street clubs open. But, a week ago I made sure…

This was different than any experience I've had at a club. Obligatory details: I had never even been to Vegas before, but it didn't take a genius to know this wasn't the area to visit. It…

I recently was back in Ontario and had an hour between meetings, so I snuck over to Sundowner. I knew it would be quiet and I could tell with hardly any cars in the lot.…

This is my first review of the Landing Strip but I have been a regular now for a year, going there a couple times a month. I've visited the other clubs in the area…

I rarely visit a club in the afternoon, however I felt like having a little naughty fun. 5 bucks to get in and the place looks exactly like it did 20 years ago, in…

This is one club near to my house, but I don’t visit quite often. After the summer party at my work place I thought give a try around 4 pm on Tuesday. The club layout remains…

I've been going to PIAS's off and on for the past twenty years. Nothing has changed with the physical layout, but I'll go over the basics since most reviewers don't give much detail in…

I used to enjoy this club. It's always been grungy but it used to also be fun. However, my most recent visit may very well be my last. To be fair, I…

I was in Durham NC for the weekend visiting friends and we needed something to do on a Saturday night. One person (who was a local) suggested to attend this club which is literally across…

ocated on a main street with on street parking and sometimes people will park in the Taco Bell parking lot next door although that seems kinda nerve wracking due to fear of it being towed. You…

I was in the city running errsnds and decided to stop in as I didnt want to sit in traffic on the Walt Whitman Bridge going home. I prefer Cheerleaders over Risque as there isnt…

Decided to stop in on last Saturday. Will not be returning. 16 girls were on the board to perform. About 4 AA, 4 latinas, and the rest were white girls (9 younger, 3 older looking) Staff…

Dropped in at 3p and there were 3 spots available in the parking lot. In hindsight, that was not a good sign. I entered, paid my $15, got patted down, found a seat in the…

Location: A little out of the way, in the industrial flats area. Not terrible, just a bit tricky to get to from downtown. Parking / Valet: Small parking lot on the side of the building but…

I don't know why I go back to this place. Maybe because it was so wonderful a year or so before covid. There were plenty of great-looking ladies walking around the club nude,…

Good Day Peeps, I was in the desert for a week and decided to switch it up from the normal Chicas, I hadn't been to Spearmint or Palomino this visit and The Rhino offers a free…

I am not going to give a physical description of this club as many have done so before me and everyone knows the layout. I did not write a Cheetah’s review for my…

Virginia has been hot lately so going out doors is not an option. So I decided to go to liquid yesterday. The club is off a mine road(Jefferson) close to a police precinct. Parking…

Hadn't been to a Shreveport club in a LONG time, but stuck here overnight. The Bossier Club closed on Monday night so I guess the Hustler Club is it. Let's go do some…

Think I have found my new favorite club in OKC -- as a non-resident who visits occasionally. Decided to check out twin Little Darlings/Deja Vu cluster. Was actually going to go into Deja…

I go to this club now and then at different times of day and night. This particular Tuesday when they have their $10 dance specials was possibly the best I've seen it. There were girls…

My first visit to Cheetah Pompano. Bar description Lots of outside parking (price = $2) Entrance was $10. There was one large bar, and one small bar off to the side. Many TVs - if sports is your…

I went about 8:00 pm on a Tuesday night. They did check my ID but there was no cover charge. There were about six girls working. I was not super impressed with any of their…

These clubs are a rare scene as these are lounges. I used to go to skin but you know due to LA fires, it closed down. Somehow these 2 are related and I got an…

Arrived about 3pm. Walked in and had the ID scan and a quick pat down. No cover in the afternoon. Bouncer was friendly. As soon…