Reviews

This review will not fit the mold of most reviews, but the Clermont Lounge is not like most strip clubs. Yes, it has nude or almost nude dancing, but the “HOT” girls will not…

As a Philly resident this was actually my first time in the club so I'll include a description of the club as well, what piqued my interest was rumblings of out favorite PH dancers turning…

Please be nice to me, this is my first review on the boards. I am no veteran of the PH but was looking to make a visit until circumstances changed my mind. I got word that…

I was in northern Pasco on errands and decided to check out the nearby clubs. First, Icon was very slow so I left after one drink. Little did I know that that would…

I had planned on checking out sky11 (formerly skybox & more recently the boxxx) Sunday evening, but when I got there it was not open. Not wanting to waste the trip, I decided…

Stopped in after work yesterday, probably around 8pm. Saw a new (to me) dancer that was going by either Mia or Gia. Looked good but certainly not all natural. Saw a guy…

Dropped by to let the traffic die down, just after 5pm. $10 entry and $5 small drink. Haven't been here for months, hoping to have some fun. Celina, anya, ava, martina, tequila were doing…

Golfing is fine but every now and then I star thinking of entirely different ways of using my driver to get my balls in an inviting hole. Okay, I'm done now, had to get that…

Back to the Ballpark and the best I can offer is I didn’t have to make a u-turn. No Royal, Jade, Candy, Tatiana, etc., were on the board, so I was clear to enter. There…

I went into Ten's on a Saturday afternoon. There were probably only a half-dozen customers so I think dancers outnumbered them. I saw a good mix of dancers and they were pretty diverse.…

Stopped in on my way home around 3:30 to see if there were any new girls there that I had not seen before. A lot of the better looking girls seem to have regulars…

Went to Kittens looking for a little action on a Sat night. Stopped at the bar next door (the doghouse) to grab a quick beer and shot of fireball. They also have an ATM…

First time ever visiting this place but after some research I decided to visit (personally I look for the spot with the extras). Walked in had to pay $10 for cover and $6 for a…

1st time ever on a Monday, and haven't been in quite a while. Had agreed to meet a fav, she was there w/only about 6 others, but interestingly enough talent was decent, tho only…

Was in Las Vegas for a conference. Had been nearly a decade since I had been here last and had time to check out any of the clubs. Lots of taxis and mobile billboards trying to…

This club is so hit or miss. Some days you can go and there are many girls, very few patrons and the dancers are willing to please. Other days, and this was one of them,…

This was my first visit to Centerfolds. Parking was easy in a large clean lot. There were quite a few cars, which looked good for a Monday evening. I arrived about 7. The club exterior…

Girls Alice: Caucasion, blonde, tall, medium natural tits Natasha: Latina?, brunette, thick, huge natural tits Kylie: Caucasion, blonde, slender, small tits Kyra: Caucasion, blonde, petite, slender, medium natural tits Gracie?: Caucasion, blonde, tall, nice natural tits Jasmine?: Caucasion, brunette, fit, very…

I was a frequent visitor for years but recently they raised their rates and it feels like we better reassess who you get a dance from and to take your time for better mileage. My…

Went in around 4 or 5 on a Sunday afternoon. I think they'd been open only an hour or two. Paid cover to the woman running the door/bar. There were only 3 girls working, and…

Arrived at 8:30 pm and enjoyed a Lucille IPA next door at the Dog Pound for $6 before taking myself in to see the talent next door. I was hoping my beer would count for my…

INTRODUCTION I wasn’t going to write a review on this trip, but after seeing CP’s recent HL review, I thought I would add my thoughts and experiences. I arrived on Friday afternoon a little before 5…

First things first. Must admit that my buddy and I were here in the late afternoon on a nice Monday in early Spring. We had a bit of time to kill with nothing better to…

You'll find a mix of girls here, from fresh to burnt out, and they're all fairly committed to the no-hustle ethos. I've always liked the laid-back vibe of the Silver Dollar, at least in the afternoons…

This was my first time going to this club. Pulled up around 1 am... The parking lot is around the back. It’s a little sketchy but well lit. I had to walk…

I've been here quite a few times, with varying experiences. I'd often stop by after spending some time at a different club or bar that closed. Being open late it's a great spot to keep…

Was nearby so I figured I'd go check out some latinas before I headed home for the day. Turned out to be a really bad idea as I thought I stepped into the Twilight Zone…

I haven't been to Wax in a while and decided to stop by on a Saturday night. Wax used to be my go to for some freaky VIP action. There's a lot of talk about…

I stopped in on a $10 Monday knowing full well that there’s usually quite a few dancers on Mondays . I got there right at noon and the doorman says “you beat the dancers”…

Stopped in Monday evening while in town. Clun B was easy to find. Lots of parking. Place was very empty but girls were nice, friendly, and easy to talk to. No pushiest for dances we Hitch I…

I have been to Lusty’s 10 or so times over the years when on business in Akron. The previous descriptions of the bar are 100% right. The bar is a wreck.…

A recent review suggested this place is going downhill, particularly during the day. That seemed a bit true on this Monday afternoon visit, but there were still several attractive ladies willing to give a…

It had been a while since I had been to a strip club and I was always curious about this one. On a Friday night around 10 - 11ish, I figured "meh, I'll go check…

I decided to finally give Shotgun willies a try. I'm more of a PTs person but always open to trying new spots. Showed up around 3pm on a Friday. It was pretty crowded for a…

Haven't been here for a while but decided to stop by after work. Like usual, you get girls sit down next to the second you sit down, and asked to buy a drink. I don't…

The layout has been covered by others, but I will add that it can be a bit confusing at first, since it's part of a complex that includes other businesses and the whole system of…

Stopped by on my way from airport before heading west on business. One thing I’ve always like about this place is that you can pop in easily without the valet parking bs. Sure…

The HiLiter is my go to. I love this place for afternoons because there is no cover and it is usually very busy all times of the day which is rare from other clubs. Happy…

Stopped on by Saturday night around 8pm on my way back to madison. This was my first time at this club but i heard good things so i thought i would check it out. There is…

Was in town for work and decided I would finally check out Palomino. Left the Cosmo a little after 1a and took a taxi to the club. Little did I know how expensive…

Visited this after reading its rating on here. It was a Sunday evening - after around 11 PM. You can view the club right from the reception desk. The cashier was quite friendly, surprisingly. The club…

It was an early Monday evening so hardly anyone was there when I showed up at about 6:30. I only paid an $8 cover to get in. Once inside, the club was pretty empty. I…

Went to Camelot on a Tuesday in April 2019. I've never been to a DC club so did not know about the no lap dance rule, which was kind of lame. To be fair though that…

I had not been here in a while and I thought I would check it out. There is always plenty of parking available compared to other clubs. It is expensive to come here not…

I popped by the Orchid a couple of weeks ago after flying back into PHL. It's only about a 10 min drive from the airport and pretty much on my way home so I thought…

I haven't been to Paradise in a long time. What I remembered was a lot of smoke, cheap dancers of questionable quality, and no extras. However, there's been a bunch of reviews lately, so…

This used to be one of my “go to” afternoon clubs. Due to other circumstances, it has probably been a year since I visited. (They also went through a period of changing starting times, and…

I have frequented Crazy Horse for many years now. And times used to be better -- no doubt, but I'm addicted and the pickings here in SF have generally gone down but I still…

Just got back from my first ever Thursday night in here. It was sooooo much better than going on a Friday or Saturday I'm not sure I'll ever go back on the weekend. Just…

Last month I reviewed OZ which is right across Ulmerton rd from babydolls. Prior to my visit to OZ on the same day I stopped in babydolls for shits and giggles because it was so…

Bourbon Street is a clean club with two dance stages and some plain decor both inside and outside. The stages were very well-lit. The sitting areas were dimly lit and the bar had average amount…

I went in around happy hour and for a $10 cover ordered a couple drinks with me and my coworkers...a small busted blond named Scarlett that was muscular came up to me and offered me…

This is a two day review within a week between visits. The first visit was on a Friday afternoon around 4, and the place was packed with several women. I would say most were…

Walked in on a Monday afternoon to a fairly decent amount of nice looking and young ladies Nothing below a 6. 10 dollar cover and happy hour was in progress. Ordered a beer and had a…

I visited around 10-11 o’clock and it was a mistake. There were about 3 girls there and they all looked terrible. One was missing teeth and looked about 50 years old. There was one younger…

I was bored and decided to check this place out. From the outside it's pretty sketch but I decided to venture in anyway. Upon walking in I was greeted with a gentleman who was there…

I visited this club a long time ago, like 5 or seven years ago, glad I came back today. $5 cover, $6.50 Spotted Cow. I was probably the first customer , and that’s fine with…

Last month I reviewed OZ which is right across Ulmerton rd from babydolls. Prior to my visit to OZ on the same day I stopped in babydolls for shits and giggles because it was so…

I finally got to go back to the Philly area on a mix of personal and work business. Had my sights set on Playhouse after a prolonged absence and this review covers visits on…

Hi patrons, i was just passing by here from visiting a restaurant about 3-5 blks away and decided to drop by. When i got there there was a way too old dancer on…

When you visit the hip hugger you have remember you are in Kokomo and not Las Vegas. There is no cover during the day and a pitcher of beer is pretty cheap. So…

This place is still a total shithole. When you go downstairs at the door, it's a $5 cover charge, plus a 2-drink minimum. This place isn't even wheelchair accessible with just steps, and no ramp.…

$20 cover/$10 with pass. (i forgot about the yelp deal.) fountain drinks $6. other drinks available too. saturday they have a 3-4-40 nude lap dance special. $110 15 minutes vip. $160 25 minutes vip. hand…

Blackjacks is basically the only club I visit nowadays. I went on a Tuesday afternoon and I should have known by the parking lot that it was dead. There were four dancers and two…

First time at de ja vu. As you walk in the bar is immediately to your left and the stage is directly across. There are about 30 guys there, not bad for a Tuesday…

I have gone here a few times a year for the last couple years. Cover charge is $5 or $10 depending on how late you go. A little too dark inside. ATM…

Positives here include free parking and a full liquor bar that is priced reasonably. The negatives, though, are the quality and attitudes of the dancers here. None of them were above a 4, and there…

I try to drop by whenever i'm in DC, been many times over the years, especially when i lived in the area. Sometimes there are hotties, and it is entertaining, knowing full well it is…

I got the distinct sense that Lace wants to be a little classier than it is - and the girls have that impression as well. I know they do feature dancers, etc. but this was…

It has been several years since my last visit to the Sands as the traffic to get there from the south end is always a pain in the ass. I was in Seattle for…

Bend is a wonderful place to visit and am outdoorsmens dream, but lower your expectations considering were 3.5 hours from any metropolitan area. I've visited Stars about 5 times over the course of several years…

No one was at the front desk when I arrived, but the DJ in the booth just beyond checked my ID. He didn't ask for a cover charge, but I don't know if that's…

I was passing through Decatur on a Saturday evening, so I thought I’d stop off at Harley’s Gentlemen’s Club for a beer or two. Parking is on the street as there is no parking lot.…

If you know the place let me just say it seems to have found a few younger ladies to work there. Not 10's, not 21 year olds, but better than it had before.…

Stopped by around 5pm, because it opens then. Nobody there. The owner said to come back after 6. I had some errands so I did. Its located in a difficult area due…

This is a very nice clean place. I dropped by to kill some time before a flight, they open at 11, but girls dont hit the stage or start working the floor until around 1.…

I went on a Monday night and it was slow, like 3 or 4 dancers on shift and 2 or 3 patrons. At some point they quit dancing on stage for lack of customers. I…

Sinsations is becoming my favorite pass through club. I drive through Jacksonville a few times a year. This last visit was my 3rd time and it still delivered! As…

I try to get to Detroit once or twice a year, literally only for the clubbing. Detroit offers the opportunity to do things other Midwest cities don't, so it becomes a destination. On a trip…

Was passing through Dallas and stopped at Baby Dolls on a Saturday night because I'd heard it was the best club in Dallas. Quite a few lookers here. But not as many as I'd expected…

Went in a Wednesday night for their 5 dollar dance deal and to kill some time. Club was not too filled or smoky yet a few dancers sitting around in their phones and about 2-3…

Got there around 1130 PM on a Friday night. Stage and main area is a bit small. Got approached by a Latin girl, fake tits. Was cool, but declined a dance cause I wanted to…

Composite trip reports of 3 early week visits. The 2 night visits were good, the mid afternoon visit sucked. MONDAY #1 TRIP: This night visit was good starting with there being no bathroom troll. No change…

I made another visit to Wild Zebra after having not been in for a while. The club has free parking. When you walk inside a guy collects a $5 cover charge. The club was fairly…

I went into Airport Lounge on a Wednesday night around 8, and it was slow. Just a couple women half-heartedly working. The vibe of the place was solid enough. Good layout, with…

This is not a strip club in the traditional sense. There is no topless or nude dancing as that is not allowed in the United Arab Emirates. This is basically a nightclub where alcohol is…

First off, Thursday is by far the best day to come to Synn. They have a $75 VIP, which is the cheapest you’ll find in the area. What’s great though is that they have quality…

A cpl of my buddies and I went to this club after about 4 years. Not much has changed since, got dances from 4 girls. Jane was awesome she put her nipple inside the mouth…

I stopped by a few times during the week I was in town. The parking situation was a bit confusing. Not much parking in front of Scarlett’s and I think it was reserved for valet.…

I swore I would relax and just shoot a little pool. Paid the $5 cover and noticed the place was hopping for a relaxin Sunday. As I made some nice solid pool shots, I was…

Was directed to Headlights by the waitress at Hot Seat (a review for which will be filed SEPCOR). "Meh" exterior, inside the door there was a reception table where my ID was scrutinized for…

Went on a Sunday night about 7pm. I was here in business and liked the idea of a nude and topless club. As others described, it’s pretty straight forward. Left is he…

FC used to be my favorite club in Metro Detroit until management started jacking up prices and dancers followed suit. I continue to see periodic TUSCL reviews complaining about GPS at the club so…

Stopped by had been here in a while, busy out of town not anything to do with the club. Lots of turnover, only a few faces from my last visit. A few of…

I went here on a Thursday night solo to perform a reconnaissance mission. There was a 10 dollar cover charge, which is manageable and something that I've been accustomed to in strip clubs within the…

I was in Tampa for a wedding and decided to visit Mons Venus along with a couple of other groomsmen who were also in the wedding. The location of Mons Venus was within 6 minutes…

I rode past there both of the last two Saturday nights around 11 PM, and while the sign was on, the parking lot was empty and the building obviously wasn't open for business. Anyone…

I had heard about the place on the other side of the street for years. It used to rate number one all the time. So my goal when I finally made it to…

It’s a topless bar, but the girls don’t get topless in the lap dance area. About 30-40 girls working when I came in and they are all just mediocre. Mostly Latinas and some black girls.…

The good: Best value in town for celeb VIP [wait to get wristband], BYOB so alcohol charges aren't a factor The bad: almost no English-speaking girls, guy/dancer ratio hit or miss, incredibly lazy dancers I've been in…