Reviews

I think the owners of the Goddess need to invest in rebranding/better dancers or something. It seems like they don't care. I wasn't impressed with some of the dancers (I only seen literally a handful…

Probably the nicest club for the Illinois side of St Louis but pricey as well. Large free parking lot (nicely lit - big plus in this area) and $10 cover which sometimes there is…

The Burlington Hand Factory is now simply The Playhouse... at least for now. You know how the place looks, and the inside has been describe a million times. Things have changed as a…

My girlfriend had never been to a strip club but expressed an interest when we started dating. Fast forward ten months and I used a "sex voucher" my girlfriend gave me. It was…

It has been a couple years since I have made it to the Mint. Clearly chronicled on this site over the years - the Mint is what most would consider a local "hood" club.…

I came here for lunch, and didn’t even know it was a topless spot. I had been driving while in town and saw the big sign on the side of the highway. In my ignorance…

This was my first visit to this club. Most of my club visits are afternoon and this one opens at 700 pm. Closed on Monday and Tuesday. No entrance fee and only a couple guys…

I find myself in the area for work on occasion and have learned to make this place a regular stop when I am. I've enjoyed the day shift here before on weekdays but this was…

This club used to be in a community called Oakland Park on Federal Hwy. It was my favorite Miami area club then. But the city of Oakland Park forced…

I was surprised it was not busier considering it is peak golf season. Everyone must have been at Monday after the Masters. The girls were okay, with most of them from out of town. Some…

Parking lot lit nicely - cover was $5. Beers were $3 and pool tables were in a separate room. There was about 10 girls working. I’d say they ranged from 5s to…

I've been in a lot of clubs in my lifetime. I haven't really kept count, but I"m sure I have been into over 100 clubs over the years. I"m not counting anything…

Got there and parking lot seemed fairly full. Front door walks right into the stage. Bathrooms to the right, bar to the left. Bar and stage run lengthwise towards back of room.…

Was visiting Spokane on business and had a free evening. There are only two clubs in this area (the other one is actually in Idaho) and do this one was the closest. It also seemed…

Decided to give Lust a try during the day around 2:30 pm being I was in the area for work. Entered the front door then rang a bell, guy appeared at the window and charged…

Well I made it back into town Wednesday night late around 11:00 PM. The ATF was there along with some other hotties. In my last review the ATF did an unsuspecting upcharge of almost $. I…

I believe this is the only downtown Chicago SC Not far from the south loop / West of grant park. More industrial area. I arrived about 8pm Door guy said I’m the first customer. $30 cover BYOB. Booze…

I figured I would try this place again to see if they had broken out of the down cycle they were in at end of the year. Glad I did. The layout of club is…

After a poor decision to give Pink Monkey another try, i took the $50 Uber south to 390. I am going to call this my favourite Chicago club. Even though its well out of downtown. Parking doesn’t…

Went in on a Wednesday night around 9:00. Extremely dark so give your eyes adjustment time before you walk too far or you will fall down some steps. Mostly hip hop and rap…

Stopped by about 10pm on a Tuesday. Uber brought me, so not sure the parking status... but it looked small. Cover was $10 I was suprised how small it was inside. Walking in, the place is small. Bar off…

Trucker friendly environment, in a strip center that has adult book store at the end. Before 7 no cover after 7 it’s $5. There is a nice bar with a lot of selection and…

I don't go here often. The club parking is problematic and that means I'll usually head out to the north or the south when in Austin. But I found myself in town for meetings and…

Summary: Snazzy venue but in an industrial neighborhood. Music is VERY loud. Most dancers zaftig. Waitresses have snazzy-sexy uniforms. (Review applies to a Thursday, 21:30.) Prices: $10 before 22:00, $20 after. The website offers a free-entry…

Came by after work event. Never been before. Comfortable atmosphere. Sat in one of the tables around the stage. The club had around 5 or 6 girls working. Was immediately…

So I have been hear quite a few times. It’s the only Club in JC. It’s really a pretty average place. What a monopoly they have but still no talent. Lol What I would do…

Haven't been here in 5 or 6 months as I said no use going back. But after long winter decided to give it another try. Stopped by after work around 5:30 on a Wednesday. Paid…

I went to the Mile High Club on a Thursday night. Its not an easy club to spot. There is one billboard in the parking lot and a courtesy van with the club name on…

I've read a lot of the garbage on the other board and it seems like you always have to take that stuff with a grain of salt, but having seen names that have been on…

This place has been a regular stop for me, but over the last few months I haven't been around much. Over the last couple of weeks I dropped in a few of times.…

I was in Vegas for a conference and wanted to try out a club. They had tryouts going on that day and the stage was empty long periods of time between dancers. I was greeted…

Everyone that goes here knows what this place is like. I don't think most guys are going here for the ambiance of the place, rather they are here to enjoy the fun in the…

I visited Dream Girls Detroit on a Friday night. Just like any club. Some visits are good, some visits are ok and then… some are great. This visit was great. To…

My first trip here. She said her name was Unique. Whatever. Black girl with huge tits and too much perfume. She came and sat next to me and introduced herself and was very friendly. My…

Showed up around 10pm the Friday before last (4/5/19). Went through the metal detector and paid the $15 cover and I was in. On this trip it was their 30 anniversary party all day/night so…

As the review title states, this is my second visit to Tj's. I came here with a couple of friends after a night of drinking on a Friday night. It costs $10 to enter and…

It had a been a while since I stopped by G2000, and I swung by around 10PM on Saturday night. Cover was $15 with a mandatory coat check, which I paid after going through…

Yet another business trip and yet another visit to the Criket. I was tempted to try the Flight Club, but the limited time I had to spend and the general comments about the prices…

Stopped by early afternoon. Usually quiet time of day and only 4‐5 dancers. The talent today was lacking. I wanted to see Mikayla who was supposedly in the club but never saw her. This is…

Ben hearing all this good stuff about. Desire and went to check it out. Drinks were fairly priced, but I was never offered the $25 for $20 special, although it was advertising, would have…

Made a mistake of getting to the Hole too early. A little after noon and nobody dancing. Finally Moon, and Lacey made their way out of the dressing room. Laney came by and knowing what…

I made my second visit here in March to see if it could be better than my first visit. The place has a great, clean feel to it but the girls only sat and talked…

Shimmers is on a busy street with a small less than noticeable driveway. Not much to look at on the outside but inside is totally different. Well lit and somewhat festive and larger…

Feeling more relaxed and up for a little adventure, I decided to stop in at Fantasy World. I arrived after midnight and found the parking lot was very full. (Had not seen it like this…

Quick caveat - I work graveyard shift on weekends, so I'm never going to get to a club during prime time. With that said, this club was mixed. There were about 7 girls working, with…

Saturday night, I was working late organizing piles of paperwork in my office hoping to meet that April 15 deadline on Monday and I decided to take a break. Arrived before midnight, the usual ID…

Was in Vegas for a trade show and based on some great recommendations from fellow conventioners I decided to give this place a try. There was actually a little bit of a line to…

Stopped by the club with a friend for the first time in three years. This is not one of the larger clubs but it's clean and has a nice vibe going on. I…

DDs stands out on the corner of Powerline and MLK Boulevard. Although I self-parked, as others mention it's $2 collected before you walk in. The cover was collected by a lovely babe at…

After my adventure down in Pompano I headed back to my hotel, but saw this on the way back and decided for a nightcap. Tucked away in a long parking lot inside a…

I've been here about 3 times in the last 18 months. Each time I arrived about 11:30pm -- 12:30am and stayed 45-90 minutes. Each time the place was dead, dead. The beer prices were finebut the…

This was my third visit to the House. Please see my other reviews to get a feel for the place. I arrived around 9pm. Girls were dancing on each stage, but there were not a…

I had not visted any club for several months, and we all know that eventually we have to scratch the itch. My opportunity came on a Friday afternoon after a meeting in Detroit ended…

I visited on a Saturday night at 10PM, and had a great time mostly due to the manager helping me out. The club is very nice with a long stage in the middle, couch…

Started coming here over thirty years ago, but it’s still good. Don’t get here too often as I don’t like Cal. My son used to live here, briefly, so made more trips than normally. Only was…

Was at the hiliter this sunday after a long time. Reached there around 4ish. As i entered, the guy who was occupying the corner seat by the wall was leaving, so i was able to…

Wanted to visit Bonita Flats but it was closed. Decided to hop across the highway to see what was happening at Tangos. Always been a little disappointed in the talent here but figured what the…

My first review on this site. I was hanging with some friends Friday evening. We dranked and joked about going to the strip club which we did lol. Were around 22-25 of age but had…

I visited the Silk Exotic Downtown on a Wednesday night around 20:00. There was a $10 cover charge at the door. I was only the fourth patron inside. Happy Hour is from 19:00 to 22:00…

The Other Place has not been reviewed in two years, so I thought I would check it out while working in Fond du Lac. The long, narrow building is on US 45 right next to…

I was in the area and called around. None of the girls I liked we're at any nearby clubs so a friend of mine mentioned world 2 has some private events. So I called and…

Was looking forward to my visit to Bonita Flats as it has been a year or so seen I was last here. Always liked this place, cheap beers, cheap dances. No privacy, but still a…

This is a sightly older review (6 months) but hopefully worthwhile for everyone. Once you get up the steep stairs, hopefully you don't need to wait too long (I arrived around 10pm and went right in).…

I showed up late on Sunday night for my first time here. As soon as I parked and got out of my car, I liked the vibe. The entrance door was open so…

I really went there for a drink because it was close to my hotel, but the venue was nice. Was able to use a coupon to get in for free, so that was good.…

When I went here, there were two strippers and the bartender. One stripper was some old lady and the other was a young girl that was heavier set and just started. I was…

Got to Synn around midnight. Thursdays offer the 2 for 20 and 75 VIP deals. Thursday night there it is always crowded, but usually after midnight the crowd is not as bad as 10PM. This…

Went in for a drink to relax. It’s your neighborhood spirts bar with tits. Kinda strange no girls taking stage , too early I guess. Had a couple shots of Tequila. Not many PLs in…

I moved back into the area after a long time away. I grew up at Alex's in my 30s now but when I was 18-23 I came here with my friends and it was…

Visited at lunch hour. As is usual this time of day, customers mostly elderly (like me) plus a couple of 30ish guys. Four dancers, ranging from 5 to 7. All pleasant, bartender pleasant. Prices about…

I arrived at CRC a little after 2pm but still got in for the lunch special. The staff here is always very friendly. I got served promptly and had the 5.99 slider special.…

I went in around 1:30 for the 12 dollar dances. I used the free admission pass from their website so I could wave the cover charge. When I sat down it the waitress said I…

I stopped in while visiting St Patrick’s Day. Bourbon Street was hopping, so I thought there would be at least a little action going on even in the mid-afternoon. I popped in, ordered a beer…

I was in Vegas and decided to spend a night hitting the local strip clubs. First on the list was Sapphire. As described, it is huge and if not busy, seems desolate. Thursday was pretty…

I pulled up here around 6pm and the parking was free. Anyone familiar with this spot knows the parking lot isn't the best around. The cover was free and once I walked in understood why.…

Had a small amount of time to kill, so stopped in the afternoon. Had to park all the way down the side street, ordered my Amstel light and all seats taken so stood by…

Stopped by looking for a beer and a few dances on my way home. Just a couple of PLs at the bar. About 3 more spread around the place. I saw Mustang tied up with…

Pulled in to a half filled parking lot. No scan on entry. Got a seat along the wall. Ordered a 7&7 and waited for the talent to roll by. A few Cubans on their phones…

Went on Sunday afternoon. Giving myself half an hour, if things weren't good. I was gone in my half an hour or so. Nobody on stage when I went in. Lots…

If you find yourself in Asheville, this will be your only choice of adult entertainment. With that said, you could do far worse. The girls here are attractive. They will be all…

25 dollars for cover. 25 dollars comes with a soft drink. Club was dead. No one was on stage. No customers but charged 25 dollars for cover. My dumbass friends…

I had a little bit of time to kill on a Sunday afternoon, so I decided to visit Johnny A’s Hitching Post. Not having been here before, I decided it was time to check…

I stopped in on a Wednesday afternoon around 2:30 PM. The club is really dark, so upon entry I needed to take a couple minutes for my eyes to adjust. I was pleasantly surprised to…

I was in Louisville for business and decided to go out. There are a few parking spots in front and more in the back on the right past the building. The main area is open…

In town fire a few days and decided to checkout the local entertainment scene. Rumors popped up on my search being near my hotel and rated highly with topless dancers. Not being familiar with the…

This was my third trip to Good Guys so I knew what to expect. This is DC and the SC experience isn't the same as many other destinations but its a regular work trip and…

Loved this place - I was with a few friends on a ski trip and we randomly decided to head here before hitting the mountains the next day. Well worth it. We walked in an…

First - this place only serves beer so you should know that going in, but one of the dancers said you could bring your own booze in. The stage setup is pretty cool. There is…

Here's the thing. Don't think of this as a strip club or even a bookstore. Think of it as a convenience store where the inventory is limited and nothing is fresh. But remember -…

Stopped by LS a few Saturdays ago. Place was slow. I came to see if there was a specific dancer working that was there the last time. Her name was something like…

Let's start with club vibe. The place is well lit, clean, etc., with a steakhouse restaurant on the left and the dancing venue on the right. The bouncer was respectful, and the atmosphere was above…

This is my second time here. The first time it was a weeknight and busy. It was new and there were a lot of girls working then. Last night I decided to try them again.…

On 3/31/19 the MBOT twitter account posted that they were changing their hours to open at 11:30am. I was interested as it opens up another lunchtime lapdance option in SF. As far as…

Stopped by Cabaret late last friday to see what was going on. There were about 10 dancers working, ranging from 5-9 in terms of looks. i sat down at the end of the bar and…

Visited on a Thursday afternoon. No cover at 2PM. Ordered a bottle of domestic beer for $3.75. About 5-6 customers and an equal number of dancers on a rainy dreary afternoon. But I did…

Club Rio is one of my favorites. Jade, Melina, Venum and Angel were working. After paying $5 for admission, I sat down and had a glass of wine for $7.75. Angel was dancing and I…

It’s my regular go to club. While the review title says first time back in a while, that’s not completely true as my previous visits were just for a quick drink and then out. This…

While sitting in my hotel room, I decided to visit a strip club. Since I was in Nowhere Indiana, nothing was too close. Still I decided to make the drive to the famed Hip Hugger.…

I went late Sunday afternoon about 4-5 PM and there about 7-8 patrons and one dancer. The dancer did not dance, but walked around the bar soliciting lap dances. Then she would go…

Girls I liked best 1st Nevaya she is a Jamaican and Dominican girl who does crazy pole tricks and gives real nice dances and her body is fit but her skin is surprisingly some of…