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I had lived in Tijuana for a year over 20 years ago but this was before my clubbing experience had begun (wow, what a waste of a year). I Ubered from San Diego (where I…

ENTER THER CHAINDOG ( Deep Purple " Perfect Strangers" as my into music) I was up in Nahua and decided to stop in. Got there around 8pm, Parking lot looked kind of empty.…

I was in London for a week with my brother a few weeks ago. After dinner and cocktails out with a break group I split off from the group and took an Uber car from…

I'm reviewing this club after several visits that I made during the past few months. Overall this club is decent, but nothing to get really excited about. The club is located in Southeast Philadelphia. There is…

I've been here a number of times, especially when I lived in the area. I'm out of state now but was in town for a wedding so I dropped by 2001 after everything. Reconnected with…

stopped by shortly after 8pm last Friday. bouncer out front charged $10 for parking, $10 for cover. got the pat down. went inside. the long stage parallel to the bar is still in front of you as…

I had an itch to see some hot naked women and some other itch that needed scratching. I stopped by a little after 12 on Friday as I was in the area, by design.…

Got to the place at 9pm on Friday, paid the 5 to get in and 5 for a drink(water, no booze here) and was surprised to see the place was fairly empty. When I asked…

Ok...things have changed a little at our little oasis. Given the well documented changes at playhouse in Jersey, I was not surprised to see a coupe ladies from that establishment now at oasis.…

First time ever going to fannies. Came over from follies because I was in atl and I figured id check it out to see what was what. Arrived about 330pm and noticed alot of cars in…

Saturday is to busy , fun but busy. First thing parking is off street with a attendant watching the car. I fell like it safe to park. I got here around 9pm. When you walk…

Went on a Thursday so the club wasn't packed. Price: tipping goes a long way toward getting good service here Girls: The girls are easily 7-9s. Decent mix of Latinas, African-Americans, Asians, blondes, brunettes,…

SOS is in a kind of sketchy looking neighborhood, but it doesn’t look unsafe. The building looks like it was a small restaurant at one time. There was no cover charge at 3:00 in…

I stopped by Sinsations at about 7:00 p.m. on a Thursday evening. There was a guy watching the cars in the parking lot, but no charge to park. A cute door girl charged…

Mettlers is a Mankato staple and has been around for years. It's right downtown and easy to get to. I arrived around 9:30. There's a long bar on the right as you walk in. On the…

First time going to a strip club, and my wife of 20 years went too. We both had a really good time. Sprang for a "vip" reservation which set us back $150.…

Against my better judgment, I decided to stop by PaperMoon on a Saturday evening around 8pm. I've been to this place a few times and as others have mentioned, it's incredibly expensive for a generally…

Checked into Bucks Wild around 5pm. Been there before and really enjoyed it. This time was a little less exciting. They had a T-shirt promo where you buy a shirt from a girl and you…

The last time I was here, not one single dancer came over to talk to me or try to sell me a dance. I was dressed okay. I'd showered. I was tipping…

Spent a couple hours there on a rainy afternoon. walked right past the guy manning the desk...guess it was too early for charging cover, or I looked like I was a member. Big open area,…

The day after memorial day was an extra day off for me so I decided to hit up Vic's around 230pm. This was my first time back in years. I used to frequent Vic's and…

I was driving down Poplar Level and saw Sophie outside smoking so I had to stopand say hi. Turned out to be a great idea. Sophie is the same as always: loud and with…

Parking lot is a bit limited but I found a spot on a thur. Can see where parking may be more of a challenge on weekend evening. It is always nice to be…

Stopped by Mickey’s on a recent Wednesday afternoon, mixing it up from the usual Providence/Mass clubs. The club is in the middle of a residential neighborhood in Rhode Island just over the Mass border. …

Ok. I use TUSCL a lot, and promised more reviews to give back a bit, so finally getting to one. Here we go. Was looking for a more laid back club in Seattle and…

Strolled in after midnight this past Friday. I had just gotten drained at Man Cave (Fetish’s) and wasn’t ready to go home yet. Parking lot was full, good sign. Standard stuff (entry, drink situation, etc)…

Came in late Saturday afternoon, about 5:30, after a round of golf. The place was very quiet, I saw 6 or 7 custies, and 6 dancers. They were doing their standard afternoon 2…

Went to go go rama on a saturday night around mid night. Parkimg was easy and cover charge was low around $10-$12. It was packed and lot of Indian guys at this club surprisngly. They…

This is a delayed write-up from a couple of weeks ago. I went in order to meet up with several other TUSCL'rs including a couple that I hadn't seen in more than a year.…

When I joined TUSCL three years ago, I noticed one of the highest-rated clubs was a place called Hong Kong in Tijuana. I had never heard of it, but I was a novice PL, looking…

Pulled into Sweet Illusions approx 3:30pm on a recent Friday. About half of their ample free parking is around back, mostly out of sight of traffic. Maybe 25 cars in lot, busiest I’ve…

I had a good time at this club. It's located in downtown, short cab ride from my hotel. A small dingy entry may make you think you are entering a dive - but a flight…

I arrived at about 7:30 and found two adjacent seats on the big screen side with a good view of both poles. The dancer that I had come in to see was tied up…

Writing this in real time, there are 5 dancers including Harley who is splitting work dancing and serving. Definitely more guys that dancers. I was approached first by a long haired brunette i hadnt seen before.…

One of the last of the old school Brooklyn clubs in an area that used to be surrounded by several strip clubs. Club was pretty infamous after a off duty cop spent the entire afternoon…

This place is very different now. The building and the setup is the same but the management is different. See I wasn’t lucky enough to find out the change on this site I had to…

Haven't been here in over a year, but after reading reviews about DD Toms River, which would be quite a drive for me, I decided to give it a try. Nothing had changed on the…

I was further into the South Bay than I usually get so I figured I'd check off one more club from the SF section of the clubs list. - No cover on the Weds night I…

After reading some of the reviews on this place, decided to try it out. It's a long drive if you're coming from the east valley (Mesa, Scottsdale, etc) but as other reviewers have mentioned, the…

So I guess me and East Coaster had the same ideas I also started at Sparky's and then made my way to Misty's @ DHP. Got there around 3 and lot of girls working…

Stopped in here actually two afternoons in a row, Tuesday and Wednesday at about 2:30. Both days there were surprisingly great talent working. There was the usuall oldies and faties but there was plenty of…

After a previous night’s visit to purple orchid, I came back to their sister club Atlantis. The clubs are somewhat similar though Atlantis is bigger and a bit nicer. The great thing about Atlantis is…

The Man Cave is open gents! Or better yet, Fetish’s is open! You walk in and see an empty stage to your right and a small bar straight ahead. The bar only has a few beers…

The place is run down inside and out. Restroom is needed cleaning but did not stink. I went here after not stopping here for several years. Late evening with lots of girls but few customers.…

I was in town for a couple of days visiting and had some time to kill so I visited this place to see what it was like. Very small parking lot, that was the only…

Cheetah is a disappointment and should be avoided if you are mongering. It is good only for sitting and staring. Mileage is extremely low. Air dance in VIP and there are no normal lap dance…

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Stopped by Cheetah friday around midnight. Was staying in midtown, so just walked over. Got a quick tour of the place. Vip room was dead. Quoted 150 for 30 min, so i took a hard pass…

This was my first visit to this club. I knew from reading reviews that this place has strippers in the afternoon and rock bands at night. As a part-time musician with decades of…

Had some free time on a Wednesday Afternoon and decided to stop by. I had not been to the Library in at lest 5 years since I prefer the full nude clubs but I…

I visited Sparky's on Friday, May 31 from 1:30-2:30 pm. Plenty of free parking. As ime mentioned in a recent review, you have to fill out a membership card, have your ID copied,…

Walked in and the bouncer said that there is no cover, you just tip him whatever you think is appropriate. I assume 5-10 dollars is normal with 20 being on the higher end.…

This club is a good option for the Providence area. People are right that its a better time if your a regular or have been there more than once, but its still a good time…

So my first trip to Ohio wasn’t all that bad. I am originally from Maryland but was in the area visiting a buddy of mine. After dinner, we decided to check out the closest strip…

Encore is a chill place where you can hang up your hat. I stopped by after work for a couple of beers and some dances which were only $10. The girls and barstaff were friendly.…

Pulled up around 7. Residential area. There is a picnic table outside the bar on the front lawn where the girls or customers come out to smoke. Seems like almost every dancer there smokes. Usually…

Laughed while walking in, seeing several work trucks parked there fully decked out in logos, numbers, etc. I guess I wasn't the only one coming in straight from work. Walked in, was blinded by how…

This was my first visit in many months. I did not even submit a review of my last one the visit was that bad. Tonight was the complete opposite. I get there about 9:15 PM…

For early afternoon visits, Platinum 84 seems to have the best quality and quantity of the clubs I have been to in the Denver area. After my last trip to Diamond Cabaret where they…

There were a few good looking chics, and a couple that were so so. There was a girl named Haley that I tipped on stage and she came over after she got off.…

I returned to Red Room after visiting Gold Club earlier in the evening, while in town on business on a Tuesday night. I arrived at The Block at about 11:30pm. There was a…

First time to this club got there around 2pm on a Friday. First thing is if you are not a member they make you fill out a card and make a photo copy of your…

Got out of work early because we had a mosquito infestation, so I went looking for someone to scratch my itch. Parking lot at HiLiter was full, so I decided to leave my comfort…

Headed to Ambers for a beer before heading home from airport. 8-9 girls— 3 white girls, all kind of thick but not fat, with Amber a blonde MILF being the finest one. There…

First Portland club experience. Was bored after work and customer dinner so decided to head out and try one of the touted Portland clubs. Being from Texas my expectations are reasonably high for…

I was back in the Baltimore area for business on a Tuesday evening (last time in the area was in January), so I decided to stop by here first, followed by The Block. I…

Went to ZR on a weekday. Be prepared to be patted down by security. Once that ordeal was done, I paid $10 cover. Service was good, got a waitress fairly quickly. At first there were…

The great exchange rate (give them $100 USD, they give you $130) is reason enough to come here. On the Thursday night I arrived, there were plenty of girls working at 12:30 AM - too…

Apparently this place has had its share of drama with closings; fights; shootings nearby. No joke. I want to root for this place. Ample secure parking in front of the building. Stage and bar occcupies…

So I'm back at Club Babes looking for some fun on a Friday around 1:30pm because I'm around the area, and I kinda enjoyed myself. First of all they need to fix the pot…

Hi, I recently moved to Baltimore from New Jersey and wanted to check out some SC’s in this area. A colleague of mine suggested Penthouse was by far the classiest and safest compared to a lot…

Great place to grab lunch with some talent in the background. Stopped in around 1, no cover or it was included in the drink prices $8 for a beer. The food is great, cheese…

It had been a while since I last visited this place. For those of you who have not been here, I will say that for its location it is a very nice place.…

I’ve visited Desire about 2-4 times a month for the past three years. I’m typing this upstairs in Lust, which I recently tried for the first time. I’d like to thank some of the regulars…

Been here many times and I've described the layouts in the past. Stopped by on a Friday afternoon since I was in the area. No cover until 9pm and beers are $5 till 7pm. So…

After visiting Mississauga and going to New Locomotion I thought I would try the sister club of Cafe Atlantis this time. Again it was a Wednesday night and a little after 9. There wasnt much of a…

The Hamilton clubs appear to be getting some new talent in. For a while there was nothing but the same old dancers. A lot of The dancers were either fat or should have retired years…

Been here a handful of times during the week. Its never been too busy (say 2-7 other customers) when I'm there, so only 3-5 girls working typically. Any night you'll have both AA and white…

This is the closest place to my house so I figured I would try it out as I hadn't been by in years. I went in, grabbed a beer after being approached by two very…

After visiting Berlin in March of 2018, I decided to return to Germany in May, 2019 to visit Frankfurt, having lived there for 18 months in the early 1950s when my father was in the…

I had a center city dinner meeting so afterward, swung by Sabel's. I had not been there in a while, but didn't remember it being a bad experience. $5 cover got me in the door (after…

It had been several months since my last visit there. Nothing really changed since then. Some of the updating still looks good - newer paint and newer small/mini beds in private area behind…

Another good but strange visit, got there around 3, 6 girls working, a couple sat with customers and a few sat together. I got approached by a new young blonde, thin but had great legs,…

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While this place has a stage, this is not a strip club. When you go upstairs and ring the bell, a lady answers the door and introduces herself. She will ask if you have…

A good number of couples come here, as well as women couples, so that's cool. Mostly black customers but I saw a white couple too. The dancers barely get topless! While I was there, more…

A little over a month ago I visited bandaids. It was a little after noon so there was no cover. It is a laid back spot if you want to get a beer which will…

Stopped here on the way home around 11 just cuz I was bored and felt like seeing some titties. The parking lot is a bit crowded due to some construction but otherwise clean and well-lit. The doorman…

Came here after a not-too-great experience at the Blue Cat Club next door. Mama-san was at the bar, chatting with another guy. She told me to take a seat, pointed to two ladies on the…

For years I’ve heard the legends of the Tampa strip club scene and had always been eager to visit one since I was young but never had the chance to until tonight. While it wasn’t…

Went around 11pm on a Tuesday evening. The entrance to the building is treacherous with several roads merging right where the turn is. Parking lot was empty (per usual). I must say though, the employees…

Usually when in Forth Worth I go to Buck's Wild but thought I would try out Buck's Cabaret. I was surprised by how many women were working on a Monday night. I was…

Wednesday March 30 @ 9 pm No cover, cheap beer. That’s about the only positive. Consider this place a dive bar. DJ - none. Girls picked songs from a jukebox. Girls - Nasty. Obesity runs rampant. One girl…

I've been trying to check this place out for a long time, but every time I would go, they would tell me there were no girls there. I lucked out this time. It's a adult…

This visit was actually about a month ago during my first visit to Atlanta. The Cheetah was the first of 2 clubs that visited while in the city. I didn't have much planned for my…

A compendium of my last couple of visits to Band Aid's. Both visits the parking lot was nearly empty and dancers outnumbered the PLs. First time around I managed to enter without being patted down…

Class of the albany area for sure. Two dollar short lap dances on the floor are a great value and a great way to “try before you buy” and find a girl whose style matches…

Walking distance from my hotel, it was the logical choice. In addition, they serve food, so two needs served. Strolled over about 8:00 on a Friday. I didn’t drive over, but it looked like parking…

First time in Dallas and visited on a Monday and Tuesday. Tuesday was more packed with more variety. Monday: I arrived roughly 10:30 pm and there were roughly a dozen girls and they had a girl…

I decided to take a trip up to Detroit for Memorial Day weekend. I tried Landing Strip first, lots of hot looking dancers, but also a lot more ROBS this visit. So after…