Reviews

I decided to work a short day on a sunny Monday. After failing to make arrangements with a lady from the board, I decided it just might be easier to find some fun at Pandora’s.…

SOS sits right on the corner of Roosevelt Blvd. and San Juan Ave., about a 2 minute drive down the road from Flash Dancers with a mall, gas stations and fast food places all around…

I mostly come here on friday night and sometimes Saturday night. This is a small 10 dollar a dance lap-dancing club, with a living room style sitting area and another bench style sitting area, in…

It has been a long time since I last walked into the Doll House. I just haven't been through Jacksonville as much. I really didn't expect much from this trip. I was early, arriving…

This was the first time in many yrs, I didn't just walk in and out of Chicago. Went, weds and Thursday nights. Really like the renovations. Soap stage and hot tub in the back…

its been a long time between visits here, i drove in around 2pm but valet was working, so i parking at the shopping center, (the auto store had 2 leo parked there)…

We ent to Hk Thursday just before 800. 7 cove tdd, includes a can bnb of beer. You can turn it in for a different beer if not happy with the brand.…

Stopped in Wednesday and Thursday night, about 800. Got a beer, and looked around. Beer was 3.25. They continue to upgrade the place. 2 big screens replacing the many smaller TVs.…

My return to Seattle after 20 years was, I thought, done as far as strip clubs was concerned. But, having finished my work a bit early on Friday, and being the horny old bastard…

WOW! Has THIS place headed in the wrong direction (for me, anyways)! Hope you like country and western music as the norm for your club experience. Because THAT'S what you will get...…

I was hanging with a buddy whom loves Latin girls so after dinner we headed to chicas locas which is 90% Cuban 7% Dominican 2% other Latin and 1 white girl (who was actually born…

Living in Huntsville means I go to these places at times. It has been a while, and I was taken back by the cover fee DOUBLING to $10 for Friday and Saturday night.…

I lived in Seattle way back in the 90s. I was a regular at the old Ricks and the long departed Sugars, and had many good times there, and left quite a few filled…

Made my first visit to Sunset Strip. I’ve driven by several times, but have never stopped in. The building looks a little rundown from the outside, it is right next to a motel that…

Every time you go into the Hugger it takes a good minute or so for your eyes to adjust to the darkness. This visit was on a Saturday a few months ago, I came in…

Just got back from Diamond Girls. Other have described the setting. I walked up to the bar for a bottle of beer and basket of popcorn for only $4. As I looked around,…

Stop in Thursday night around 9:00pm. Ended up self parking as there was plenty of spots. Went through the metal detector and paid the $10 cover. Stage is to the left and bar straight…

Stopped by Ricks on a Friday afternoon around 2pm. Had just finished a business lunch and decided to blow off some steam. No cover which was nice. Went to the bar and grabbed a drink.…

This was my second trip to Rachels. I was driving down the interstate, wanted to watch a sporting event that was on in the afternoon, and thought what would be better than a steak, the…

The last time I was here the dancers wore pasties. It was like a cross between Utah strip clubs and Nevada. It has been a few years. I was attending the beer fest and decided to…

I'm a novice when it comes to strip clubs so this may be more for the newbies out there. I visited on a Tuesday around 3:30 after getting off work early. I frequently…

I have been to CFC 3 times in the past week. Twice on the weekend and once during the week. $5.00 cover to get in. I'm not sure if that changes after 9 pm or…

Visited Thursday night. have not been there in a while. building and parking is very nice and secure. no concerns with the neighborhood. a little tricky driving there but not too…

Showed up around 5pm on a Thursday night only 3 girls working a (6) blond milf was OK great $5 table side dances, I got 2 then didn't like the over aggressive…

I've been stopping in Ole Glory Days for years and it is always fairly consistent. Clean, at least as clean as you can get a place like this. The bathroom is usually the only…

Great Thursday visit. Tons of girls 7-10’s. A couple model level girls. I prefer the ones who stand near the steps in between levels. So I headed straight there. Tip $1’s and touches and groped.…

Back story: I'm from DC and lived in Pinellas County from 2014-2016, and went to Oz probably once a week in that period. I visited once again in February 2019. Before anyone complains, this isn't…

Pretty decent place. In a strip mall looking building. Parking was full so I had to park on the street. Guy at the door collects a $5 cover. Sports bar type place. No stage, just…

Back for another weekend night. The cool thing about this place is new girls always seem to be here. Yeah, it may stink if your favorite has moved on but some of the regulars never…

The Purple Orchid has been my go to place for the last 18 months. Atlantis was my favorite but it had been so slow that I decided to check out the PO and found that…

Have been coming here for a while now. Some new dancers have been added and some old dancers have returned. The club is dark, small, run down, and smoky. It is so dark that if…

Just started going around noon. I think it opens at 11:30 but would recommend closer to noon since what’s when the girls started dancing. There are two stages and girls enter the stage from…

This is a club that is not very far from my neighborhood, so I thought that I would stop in and see if I could have a good time there. It’s always a little risky…

I visited Cowboys for the first time, found it is a decent place.. Cover was $5. When I enter, there is a small bar on the right side and a big stage in the center…

I had gone to Synn first. It was so crowded at Synn that I couldn't find anywhere to sit, and I didn't see any girls that I was interested in, so I moved over to…

The Playhouse is on Middlebelt Road right by Metro Airport. I had not been to this club in over a year, but I thought I would give it another try when I flew…

I have visited Chicago club at least 3 times past few months, going with a friend. They often offer a 2 for 1 beer deal to encourage you to cross the street and head…

If was an above average day for the dirty bird. The first dancer was ok in looks but had a wonderful set of big natural tits on her and she oozed sex. The bartender was…

So a friend of mine was having a bachelor party last night, I've been to Atlantis many times, never saw this many girls before, they were really forward, grabbing the unit no matter what, didn't…

I will break up this review into 4-sections: I) Intro II) Visit III) Conclusion IV) Layout ------------ NOTES: ------------ + this is a very-long, very-wordy, play-by-play, inch-by-inch, review of a small-black club - skip-it if short on time or patience or the subject-matter…

This review is from a couple of visits over the last week or so. Went in to check out some of the new girls. Misty is still around, and still looking nice. I know some of y'all…

Tuesday afternoon, three dancers. For Grand -- costs: $10 entry fee, $3 for a bottle of water, $25 per dance in VIP, tip negotiable. This was my 1st afternoon stop in years. I think the names of the…

I was driving home and decided to stop at Fox club because one of the dancers texted me and she had a nice surprise for me. This is a dancer I’ve known from a couple…

Visited MBOT yesterday evening. Paid the $15 happy hour fee. I was sorely disappointed. When I arrived at 8:30, 5-6 dudes were walking around for the entertainment to start. Some girls were waiting for clients…

So its a strip bar not a strip club, meaning its not fancy just a bar around a small stage with a lap dance room and private rooms. The dancers are WOC, ranging from…

Was in the area on a beach trip and decided to stop in. I had been here once before and this visit was similar. We went around 7 and weren’t charged a cover. We went…

As every review about Solid Gold begins: it is back in an industrial commercial area. Not too difficult to get to with GPS. It is a large, flamboyant building - you know it…

Stopped in to reward myself after completing a certification. It was near my hotel so I figured what the heck, it’s a short walk. It was a Tuesday night so I didn’t expect much.…

What I love about atlantis over spots like pearl lounge n set it off where the lapdances are much cheaper is the fact that you can sit barside and engage in conversation with the workers....…

I get out of work a little late yesterday & I'm frustrated. It's late enough that going out with my buddies is out of the question but going to sleep is stupid. So I headed…

The place is still fairly new so it’s nice and clean, which is a huge plus for Paterson strip clubs. Girls are pretty hit too. On average I don’t see anyone below a 7 out…

Went back to xscape after a few months of not stopping here or any other strip club in el paso because they are not worht it anymore. Sure miss the old days and all the…

I’ve been to this club three times so far and 2/3 were fantastic experiences. No drinks is kind of a bummer but the girls are all college age and most are very hot. There is…

Spent $10 at the door where you can buy beer to bring in the club. They don't serve beer IN the club but you can buy the beer before you go in, which is literally…

First off, Cheaters is an all-around, a-okay strip club. Located north of US-520 on A1A, it is very easy to spot as the building is a fuschia pink/purple color with no windows. The interior is…

I stopped by this place not to long ago. I've been worried since what happened recently with the police. I wasn't sure if it was going to be the same. I was…

This place was a complete disappointment. After a late night of drinking, some buddies and I decided we’d end the night with a SC. After a 45 min ride on a golf cart (first bad…

So I went towards the beginning of this month on a Saturday for Lindsey's birthday. Normal night like any regular night. My first trip to Paradise so my expectations were pretty low from reading reviews on…

This was my first time visiting Club Alex's. I've surprisingly not been here because of the distance I could just go into providence for better entertainment. I paid I believe either $10 or $15 because…

Decided to check this place out after shuttering at the thought of going to dayshift at Henry's or Cricket. As others have mentioned Patheion is right on the corner of Michigan Ave and I believe…

Thursday 6, normally isn’t good for other places, but great for here. Top floor / stage was open and about 6-7 girls dancing. All white thin to medium we working the shift. Good point there,…

I made my first two visits to Bogarts on a Monday and Saturday night. Monday I paid $5 cover. I didn’t find what I was looking for and tried Flight Club. I came back and was…

Gave CG a shot as I liked a previous dancer I saw on a Thursday afternoon. It was lame so I walked next door. I sat down and grabbed a $2 Miller lite. There was…

First off...I have been coming here since the late nineties. Scared as fuck when I first dropped in. This place was never my first choice...the girls back then were always just "OK". As time moved…

I was in the mood for just dances and heard that there was no fee for either dance room here. I had been in the past on a day shift but never at night.…

I have been to this club many times before.The club is clean and well kept.It has been described several times before so I won't describe it here. This visit was prety standard. This club doesn't…

It had been over a year since my last visit. I used to come to Columbia on a regular basis for work and had spent many evenings at the original Platinum Plus. i also occasionally…

Went there for a bachelor party in a group of 5 guys and all of us have decided to spend a lot and have fun. We took the VIP service and as a group we…

I stopped in lusty's early afternoon on Wednesday. No cover charge, I don't think I've ever paid a cover charge at lusty's. Plenty of free parking. There were about 6 girls working.…

I was in San Diego for the weekend and had just enough time to go across the border and visit for a few hours. It was a quick stop so i didn't really get to…

I decided to check this club out. I checked on TUSCL and there were no recent reviews. A dancer I like said she would be at this club tonight. I decided to Uber since I…

Going to write about my 2 experiences. My review is for the good experience. Entry fee was $11 and came with a free drink. It was around 4pm and not a lot of patrons or…

Not much has changed here since my last stop a couple months back (or ever)... daytime dancers, the same 4-5 - Ivy, Honey, the older lady with a limp, older large woman and a young…

I planned a trip to Lil Darlings this evening and since they don't serve alcohol I usually stop by the Rhino for a couple of drinks and to chat with their beautiful dancers. But…

It's probably been 5 - 10 years since my last visit here. Visited on a Thursday at about 1:30pm. Parked in the street with metered parking so bring some quarters with you. The bartender…

Where to start? This club lives up to all the hype. Went on a Friday afternoon and it was a packed parking lot. Free cover but they ask for you to tip the jar. Light…

Arrived around 2pm on Saturday. No cover beers $7 place was empty only about 4 guys. Long stage with bar at one end. After about 30 minute wait girls started dancing about 7 total.…

Sauget is a Ross the Poplar Strrt bridge from downtown STL, 5 minute ride. In an industrial area near Diamonds and two dance clubs. Got in at 1130pm and the club was about…

ended up having a fun time but would have liked to have had the chance to sample a few other dancers. No cover at 1 in the afternoon. Got a $6 beer and sat down…

So I get there with my friend around 4pm on a Sunday. He's a regular and knows what he wants to he puts his name in for Tiger for VIP. I haven't been here in…

Hadn't been here in a few years after a bad experience but decided to stop by after seeing they had over 20 girls on roll call and VIP specials 30 mins for $140. I arrived…

Forgot to post my most recent review. I went during the day which is the best time to go. Ample parking but I always feel sketching entering as it’s off a major road. I allow…

This was a few weeks back, so forgive me if the details aren’t great. We all know the layout of this super dark club. ATM at the door, desk as you enter the room, chairs…

It's been awhile since my last review so this review encompasses about 2-3 visits a month over the last 7 months. I always go on a Monday or Tuesday afternoon to take advantage of 2…

Stopped in maybe 7 on a Thursday evening had 4-5 girls there when I arrived and maybe 6 customers. Not much energy when I was there and dancers felt like going through motions on…

I came here not out of desire but more out of boredom. I had some money to burn and I was downtown. Choice seemed like an interesting place to visit. As you walk in to your…

I'm going to try this again. Recently I've found that the criteria for getting a review published has become pretty difficult. I've never submitted a "shill" review nor am I a club representative…

Started off at Henry’s with the guys. Had my eye on Sky (super tall blonde, size negative 2 waist, long blonde hair) last month when I was here and was hoping to scoop her this…

I went on a Thursday night. The parking was free and the cover was $10. They bar is small and near the right hand side after you enter. They also had vip sitting area, but…

Popped into Hoops after work, since I had an hour to kill before meeting friends. First time here, although I had passed by the establishment countless times on the way to my office. Place is dominated…

Went Sunday evening, around 11pm. Not the ideal time, but who knows. I was curious and had just enough to drink before hand... Walked through the front door of Temptations, was immediately patted…

Decided to visit this lonely outpost on Rt 47 on the northern outskirts of Vineland. Stand-alone one-story box on a corner in the middle of nowhere. Well kept appearance, well lit exterior, sufficient parking.…

I have been to this club a number of times and almost always go home happy with my experience. I found myself with an unexpected afternoon off and headed to Akron from Cleveland.…

Got off work around 6:30 and raced it over from Tempe to get there before 7. I got there right around 7. There were luckily a few folks leaving so parking wasn’t an issue…

So if you need to even read this just head there. It is a karaoke brothel. The entire hotel is a brothel( canned karaoke music on floor one, go go bar on…

This is a review of three visits I made to the Crazy Horse over a one week period. I was in San Francisco for business and had intended to stop at several clubs, but wound…

Had sometime to kill before a baseball game, what better way than looking at some titties and ass. Paid the $7 cover and got the wrist band. Overall the club is fairly decent.…

I liked Blackjacks because even though there is no alcohol sold.... if you got the right girl then Blackjacks was a viable entertainment choice. Barely... The owners have today made the decision that leaves me…

On a whim, decided to stop in here again and see if things had changed. After parking, I went inside and did the usual of showing ID and paying cover. The bouncer doing the sanding…

This is my favorite place to go when in the area. The parking is well lit and plenty of security. So we feel safe when coming here. Once inside they scan your ID of which…