Relaxing cigar, great eye candy, low expectations.

Rolled in on a rainy evening around 10pm. Entered through the upstairs cigar lounge. Had myself a nice maduro (that I brought, no cutting fee) and a couple Stellas for $8 a pop. Very quiet, just a couple older (elderly) dudes at the bar. Hockey on TV. There's a big TV that streams the club stage downstairs but it's really choppy so it's more of an abstract art installation.

Took the rest of my 2nd beer downstairs. Stage is pretty big, and there's a swing, which is fun. There were about 8 or so girls that I could see. All Russian, all in the 7-9 range. Just my comfort zone. Locked eyes with a petite brunette on the dollar parade. Got a wink and a smile. A couple minutes later we're in a corner lapdance booth. It had an L-shape couch which actually made it awkward to sit. Was too small to not be in the middle crack. But she was hot and gave a good dance. Lots of roaming but nothing under the clothes. After 2 dances I sat back at the bar, thought about getting another dance but realizing there's not much extra available I decided to save my Jacksons and called it an early one.