Reviews

I had some time to kill on a Saturday afternoon and decided to take a trip to Lustys. I was hoping Jaime would be in attendance but she was nowhere to be found. I…

When you walk into jens nothing has changed same bar and wobbley bar stools. No thug element when I was there. Drinks at the bar are still a bit pricey $5 for a beer $5…

I decided to venture out again recently and chose PT's. I don't go to this club very often because it's far more expensive for what someone like me wants than it's worth. If…

This place is a typical old bar with a long bar along one side, a raised stage of about 30”, a primitive lap dance space and music from a box on the wall. Drinks were…

I went to this club when I was visiting detriot during my business stay. I visited this club after about 15 years. It still had the same deals with $10 dances on Monday. The price…

I went to this club when I was visiting detriot during my business stay. I visited this club after about 15 years. It still had the same deals with $10 dances on Monday. The price…

Decent club for group parties, very expensive though. Paid parking $10, unless you can find street parking. Door fee $10. A small stage and 10 seats around the stage. The girls come down by stairs…

I visit Vegas about once a year and usually visit this club. This time I was a little hesitant as I remember my last couple of visits weren't so great (girls not as attractive…

I had not been to this club in quite a while. I first started coming here ~10 years ago when my regular was Kali West and then progressed to Tandy. I took a ride share…

I used to live in Houston and was a Treasures regular for years. Now, I am only in Houston occasionally but stop by when I can. People knock this place some for having…

Heres the deal, I have driven by this place many times and never stopped. The other reviews have been mixed and confusing about what this place is and I was curious. But the…

I came here on a Monday looking for action as I love high quality lap dances from fine babes. Usually when I go to strip clubs, I try to look my best and smell good,…

I was out there on a Tuesday (or Wednesday) evening few weeks back. I arrived there at around 8:30 AM. Cover was $26. As you enter, you will notice that the left-hand side portion of…

After an abysmal time at Ciro's I ventured up to Double Vision. Got there around 11:30 and stayed until 1:30. It is a $10 cover and light beer was $6.50. There were around 12…

This is a very upscale, very clean (I wouldn't call it sanitized per se) club. When I went on a Thursday, there were about 25 or so girls, and most of them wore dresses…

So I was told my review didn’t contain enough detail and therefore wasn’t used. So I’m taking another crack at it. So Beemers isn’t a big flashy club like say Cheerleaders or Ricks (formerly Blush).…

I has never been to this club , but wanted to try this one after reading some pretty decent reviews on the other sites. Not being a  binge drinker and coupled with the fact that i…

This will be my first of two reviews tonight. I have been to Double Vision and Nite Moves in the area before; this is my first time at Ciro's. I apologize ahead of time if…

Be forewarned the access road off of the main roads and 90/94 is RUFF. Potholes everywhere. No cover on a Thursday afternoon, and also no customers. This club has a…

So I was in San Diego for the week for work and I figured I'd go back to the place where I had some of the best memories 6 years ago, Hong Kong! It was…

So after a wasted trip to Pleasant Moments on Saturday night (BTW, those of you who have said that Saturday nights are impossible in that place, you weren't lying, I guess I just had to…

Coming from out of town, read the reviews before hand and knew Chicago wasn't exactly a good value town. After a few drinks decided to take my chances anyway and got an Uber to…

I went to this place for the first time in the middle of the day on a Wednesday. The club was similar to a few in the philly area with the dance floor in…

Came on a Friday night. This club is way out east on the island in Ronkonkoma. It’s in an industrial park area. There is a parking lot but if that’s full there is a lot…

Back in Seattle by air. We avoided the disappointing stops at clubs in Tacoma and Portland of our last trip by flying over them. We debated checking out Lake City Deja Vu but settled on…

This club definitely has the most energy any time I've come here. Music is good, rarely ever any bad songs play. Good lighting that it is dark enough. There is usually seating available but only…

After a meeting in Columbia, I decided to stop by. There was a wide range of types of women for the few that were there. I ended up getting dances from two black girls and…

This is my first review of Desire but I've been coming here probably once a month for 2 years. The times of my visits are really sporadic from midnight on a Saturday to noon on…

So after a pretty disastrous Desire visit, i headed straight to Foxy Lady ( my second visit here). I knew at least I will get some good dances out here and definitely a lot of…

It was a Monday evening and parking lot was empty. Walked into a narrow room paid the entry fee since it was after 8:00pm. Turn right into the main room, there are two bars on…

Mandatory valet parking for $7 and they are serious about it. My buddy tried to park outside of the valet and he had to get his car and bring it to the valet. Once you…

This place opened about a year ago but there were few TUSCL reviews on it and they weren’t great. They were trending in the right direction though and since it’s in my jurisdiction I went…

I went to the club for happy hour (all day Sunday during football season). There was a decent crowd, but not so much that i couldn't find a seat. Titillations is a medium size club…

Was back in Philly for a few days. Decided to take a tour of some old classics (more to follow). First on the list was Atlantis. Got there about 5PM and was…

I haven't been paying attention to what's going on with the clubs so I was in for a shock. It had been a few months since I'd been in and I expected a good number…

Went to BBF on a Tuesday afternoon, paid $5 cover and got acclimated. The club lighting is not too dark so it doesn’t take long for your eyes to get adjusted. The tall rum and…

About 12-15 girls there when I walked in around 9pm. Dancers were much better looking than the typical dive bars I frequent in Portland. One or two were a little heavy, but only a little.…

I came in on a Tuesday afternoon to give this club another chance. After entering, I got the usual par down for weapons and entered. There were 2 girls out front and…

I rolled in just as the Patriots game was letting out and found a pretty crowded bar with good number of ladies walking around. It was an away game so there wasn’t an influx of…

The goal was to find a bar to watch Game 1 of the WS and if you can tie in tits why not. I arrived around 6:30 the area is a bit sketchy since…

Industrial area felt safe found some street parking arrived about 5 PM. It looks like a large place but the front door was difficult to find, as you walk in there is an…

I was heading up to Atlantic City from DC area for a bachelor party. Me and my brother were the only two black dudes in the party so we wanted to make sure we hit…

Once again in the motor city on business and headed to Boggie's, one of my favorite places. Paid the $5 entry fee, found a table, ordered a drink and then began to survey the…

Got stuck in the area on a layover, thought I would explore the scene. Did not know about the restrictions in DC, may not have gone out. My experience - bouncer advised me of a…

It used to be no pressure, $1.00 tip each song to each dancer - not so much now. It opens at noon, I got there about 12:30. One dancer came up and said that they…

Back in Vegas and decided to give Treasures another try. I have only been to the club one other time and it was early - about 8pm and the place was dead. Last…

We got to the club about 9pm and it was a good amount of girls dancing I would say 70 percent Hispanic, 25 percent black, 5 percent white a couple of 7 or 8s and…

I decided to visit the Treasure Club when my tee time got cancelled. I arrived about 1:30 pm on a Friday. Parking was no problem and the lot is gated and well lit.…

So I usually get to visit Burlington once a year and make it a point to check out PH. I visited it twice this time- around 11 pm on Wednesday and 6:30 pm on Thursday.…

Being stuck on I-95 is no fun. I looked at the time and realized I had 20 minutes to make it to happy hour at Diamond Dolls. 5 minutes before 7pm I handed the doorman a…

Have stopped in at CW's several times recently. Not much has changed, still smokey, but not as bad as times in the past, I think it just depends on the crowd. They have a couple of…

Rolled up again on a Monday night around 8pm. 4 PLs and only 3 girls working. Monday night half price dances and drinks. Got a $4 beer and sat next to a cute white dancer…

The club has recently reopened. I had never been here before but heard enough to try and see what they had. I visited two Fridays in a row, both shortly after they…

I made a rare appearance here after learning a longtime favorite would be working that day. Oasis is located in a very safe area, and when you walk in it’s one big, open, well-lit…

Overall, I have to give Silk a positive review. The women are beautiful and friendly, and they really make you want to spend your money. My girlfriend and I have gone twice, the…

I have visited this club based on a suggestion, it turned out to be a pretty good experience. This club is located north Austin, it is easy to find and has its own well lit…

I arrived at 6:30 on a Wednesday and was asked to pay the $10 cover charge. I told the attendant that I was under the impression from prior visits that cover charge was not…

I fell into a dumb trap I do sometimes, on the road for work, a couple glasses of whiskey in, and itching for a distraction. Back home, I got used to the regular clubs…

Stopped in on a Thursday night and was pleasantly surprised with the crowd and the girls. There were about 7-10 girls working and about 25 customers. There was a $10 cover charge. This was my…

Kittens has the feel of a locals bar. The cover charge is 5, but sometimes you can walk right in. There is a main stage right in front of you when you walk in.…

Early evening at work and decided I could use a spot to...uh...release a little steam...so I stopped by Jiggles on the way home based on some of the past reviews. First of all, even…

Lace is becoming more and more enjoyable on Friday and Saturday nights. Note that if you approach from the North (driving South) you can't turn directly into the club because Rt. 303 is a…

I was in Brooklyn month and a half back and wanted to check out atleast one club before I left. So I decided to go for Peyton's. The neighborhood of the club was pretty deserted…

I stopped in after midnight on a Thursday night. I've only been here a couple of times before and I was a little surprised to see quite a few cars in the parking lot.…

Dropped by around 9pm and they said the late night shift girls were coming in and there was only 3 girls. Was only myself and one other dude in there and felt awkward cause I…

Read some reviews so i decided to go out of my way and see what this place was about. Very easy to find. Plenty of parking. I arrived around 7:30 and the…

Arrived around 10:30. Place was half full, alot of girl rotating around, i would guess 30 or so. I was with 2 other guys and a girl, so I always find that when we have that…

It's not often that I have Sundays free to roam, but 11 days ago my opportunity knocked. I decided to check out Sunday's vaunted lineup at Club Desire. The line up I encountered was decent,…

Stopped by a few weeks ago on a Wednesday evening about 8:45, right before the 9 PM house dancer roll call. Parking lot was sparsely filled, walked in to pay the $7 cover charge. The…

After the recent reports of the closing of Beansnappers I had stopped by and had a mediocre time but thought it would be only fair to try a Friday night to see if things were…

So the Cherry has now changed names to Scores. I was told the owner of the Pony bought this and the now boobie bungalow (the old Sophies/visions). I get there around 6 and there was…

I have reviewed Desire several times-including once this week. This experience I just had to share. This is a cautionary tale yet funny Desire is a physically a small place I'm used to it…

I was in town for a music festival and decide to stop by a strip club to get my full Vegas experience. I had a friend that lived locally in North Vegas and he recommended…

Been here a few times so I had an idea of what to expect. I was shocked how dead the club was at 10pm. Around 7-8 girls and only 5-6 customers. I…

Stopped in around 3 on a Friday in late September. Last visit was years ago when it was Silk Juneau. Club is nice and very big, far nicer than you would expect for the area.…

This is one of my favorite clubs by far. You see I’m all for cheap, high-mileage action. There’s something about a cheap girl that really turns me on. And for that, I’ve never found a…

I visited in the early afternoon.There is a lot of parking and right off a main road. The parking area is well lit. The club layout is nice, but it is very dark in there. There…

Not my usual club but thought I’d check it out. Frankly the reason I wanted to make this review was to inform that this is probably the only club left in the city with decent…

I've reviewed this place a few times, but for some places, a few times is just not enough. If you've been there, you know what I'm talking about. This is one place that deserves to…

I visited Gold Club for the first time during a business trip to Philly last week. It's located in a central part of the city and very accessible by foot. No on-site parking was available…

Was in Denver for a bachelor party and we had strippers at our house on Friday evening. One of those strippers recommended we visit Diamonds while in town since she worked there, so we…

When you walk in the door man is on your right, as is the ladies room. Just past that is the stage also to the right. At the end of the stage to the right…

I had visited Paradise a couple of years ago when I was in town for a wedding and was surprised by the liberal offerings and in a good way. This time around I thought I…

In town for work again and paid a visit to diamond dolls. When I arrived there were no dancers and no patrons. The bartender offered a vip dance, but I declined, not my type. The…

I got dressed up and was feeling pretty good, ready for a fun evening, when I arrived at Controversy for the first time in a few years, a little after 9pm on a Saturday night.…

Boy, it's been a long time since anyone reviewed Duces, but that's probably because most of the guys who go there have been going there forever and most probably don't review strip clubs. Sadly, Duces…

So far my best experience in Lexington or even in recent travels. Came in after dinner on a Wednesday. Lots of ladies, none worse than a 6-7 in looks and some 8+. There are three…

I began my evening on the other side of "98" at Club 10. While paying no cover at Club 10, it took me 10 minutes (and 1 drink) to decide to bounce to Red Rose…

"It's Just Lunch" When you're in the Elk Grove/Bensenville/O'Hare area on a Tuesday afternoon around the Lunch Hour, it is always good to know that you can use the 'Text Free Pass' option to avoid…

First visit to the mecca of $10 lap dances. Arrived Monday night at about midnight. $5 cover. Bartender very friendly where I got a $3 Bud Light, she even showed me her tits when I…

First time at Diva's after reading the reviews and realizing that Diva's Cowboy's and Platinum is the typical Lexington rotation. I started here, later at Cowboy's which I thought was better, will review that separately.…

Went to a few clubs tonight (wednesday) almost stayed at a neighboring club because one girl was so cute but I had to see what else was out there before I made up my mind.…

This place is now part of the Headlights chain and no longer called RC's. The club is at the end of a strip mall but no problems with parking and it was well lit outside. It…

Great mileage in the VIP. The chairs in the club are not very comfortable. They are rather cheap chair with very little cushion. There are racing momentos on the walls as the…

Mpire is a crisp, clean, welcoming show club in an upscale DC neighborhood. Be aware, this is a no touching, no lap dance establishment - just set your expectations accordingly. As many have noted, Mpire…

Had been a while since going to HL so I popped in on an afternoon last week to see who was dancing. My fave is out with child as they say so I need a…

Re-Branding and Grand Re-Opening So apparently Little Darlings is no more. I work in the neighborhood, today noticed the entire SLU neighborhood is plastered with flyers for ‘Devil’s Triangle’ Grand re-opening next weekend. http://www.devilstriangle.com/ About time last few…

Went to DH a few weeks ago on a rainy Saturday night. Got there just after midnight. Outside parking is plentiful, free, & well lite. Must have been my lucky night I found a little…

I was in Portland for work today and after reading the different reviews on here, I decided on Club Rouge. The club was fairly large. There's a central stage and two smaller stages against the wall.…

So, I stopped back in for a visit to my go to club. Been since the last review, but as this is a 'membership' club and i am getting close to my renew date.…