Reviews

So headed here for the first time from a dead Flight Club. Enter the door and it is a five dollar cover. The doorman gave me a red ticket, which I had to give to…

This was a Sunday afternoon visit, about 2-4pm. Location: Bucks Wild Dallas is probably less than a mile off an exit from one of the main highways. (Although, even with GPS I managed to get seriously…

I titled my last review of this club "First Time Here, Maybe Last Time Here" but I was lured back by texts from a dancer there and I'm glad I went back. I have…

I figured it's time to visit the world famous Mons Venus. The parking lot was pretty full for a Tuesday evening at about 10 pm. Cover is $22. The place was busy.…

Have been coming here for years, maybe once a quarter and usually on the day shift. I often saw Ivanna but never connected with her. This particular Saturday afternoon I stopped in to a moderate…

Showed up on a Friday night. I tried to use my online free entry coupon and was denied. I went next door to "The Office" and got a free pass. Free entry but still paid…

i had two buddies in town (visiting from out of town) and we wanted to go to follies...we got there around 11pm and were worried that there would be a long ass line since that's…

first draft: I had a great time. That's because I hung out with a girl I had met 6 months earlier and we had 22 very hot totally nude private dances. Out of the…

Had some biz in the area and decided to check things out at the Hugger. Been here many times, same old place hasn't changed, can't see a damn thing when I walk in, stumble…

Location: The club is in an industrial area. As far as I could tell there were random businesses and warehouses surrounding it. Not that it was that unsafe, but I really didn’t get a great…

Been to Follies a number of times -- can't say I'm a regular but if you totaled up the number of times over the years it would probably get kind of freaky. Anyway, no…

First time that I have been to Wackos since the latest raid by the fun police. I had run through Scores first, but the parking lot was empty so went up to Wackos. Turned out…

Had some free time after work and decided to stop by bts of dearborn. Looking for some quality time in the vip. I listened to the advice of others and parked next door on the…

Glass Slipper suffers from a few unfortunate, and unchangeable, facts... 1. It is in Boston, which has very low mileage 2. It is in a seedy area of Chinatown, don’t walk around late at night 3. It…

This club off is an extremely low key place in a terrible neighborhood. If you are not driving I wouldn't recommend coming here at all unless you are comfortable in ghetto environments. Public transportation to…

Was a simple walk accossed the street from my hotel. Sat at the bar which has the coolest frozen ring of ice to set your beer on. There were girls everywhere. I think…

Delay to my part two of the "tale of two clubs" review, because my VIP ran out. The first part was a very downer of a visit to dreamgirls sodo, and then the very next…

When going to TJ, choose wisely because crossing the border can be a hassle at the wrong time. When going to HKTJ, choose wisely because selection may be limited.... I should have heeded my own advice.…

Had a little more time and a lot less alcohol in me and was in the area, so I thought I'd try once more. Location: Out in the middle of nowhere on Route…

My actual review here is going to be short but if you read on, you'll understand why. The club is an old warehouse-type building so it doesn't look like much from the outside.…

I really have no idea why I hate myself so much, but apparently I do to the point of returning to this godforsaken place. I guess it was the post mentioning that the VIP tax…

I'm a regular at Kittens, but my visits can be infrequent (a couple of months apart). This review covers a few of my recent visits. All of my visits have been in the…

Hands down my go to spot in Philly. As should be known it's 2 bars in 1, on 2 floors. The value leader for sure, but it's a really nice place to enjoy yourself.…

I found myself in this amazing city again. I have only been to bogies and silver cricket (I usually hit non-valet clubs). Thought I would try Henry's this time around. But with my flight leaving…

This was a chance encounter. I am in the Berlin area several days a week and I sometimes stop in when I see a lot of cars in the lot. I arrived around…

It’s probably the ugliest club in London but still the best. I popped in the other night as I was passing. Usual prices £6 for a beer, and usual scruffy seats and sticky floor. This…

I came in early on a Friday evening. I was just catching the daytime girls leaving and the nighttime girls coming in. It was a good mix of dancers. Black white big small big boobs…

New Year Brings a New Report *GETTING THERE* FROM THE NORTH: 95 South to Exit 19 (Eddy Street/Allens Ave), Stay LEFT, @ Lights sharp LEFT under 95, cross Allens FROM THE SOUTH: 95 North to Exit 20 (Point),…

I went to this club after having a bad experience with the massage girl at Johnny A's. When I walked in I saw only the bartender and I was the only customer. It was about…

Was free on Monday so I decided to stop in for some stress relief. When you enter the club the bar is on your right and the stage that no one dances on is on…

This review will be mostly about my second visit to this club. My first was kind of a throw-away. The review s before this have described the lay out of the club, so I will…

Came into see my regular, Bianca. She’s Dominican with enhanced boobs and ass. I called earlier and she was working. The place was basically empty. There were maybe 3-5 customers and about as many dancers…

It’s been a while since I have been to Chicago bar, so seeing the review/s I decided to pay a visit. After all these years, upon entering the club right away I noticed that this…

Clermont isn't really a strip club per se. Everyone in town knows that but it isn't as clermont level stripper as it use to imo. There are some girls here that realize you can make…

Stopped by the Boom last week around 8pm on a weekday for about an hour and a half. The Club. It’s been described many times before and hasn’t changed. I will say that it felt…

Location: Driving around Dallas-Fort Worth wasn’t particularly easy IMO. Not ‘Atlanta bad’ but definitely not what I’m up for. This club is near Love Field, on what appeared to me as a fairly main road.…

Hong kong club visit Monday, December 30 2019, Tuesday the 31st and New Year’s Day Wednesday 2020. This is not your normal type of situation. First of all New Year’s Eve is on Tuesday 2019.…

I went here after an Atlanta Hawks NBA game in mid December. Arrived a little after midnight. Armed security with AR-15 let me know right away that this is NOT a good area…

I stopped in for the first time on a Saturday night. It was quite a bit more busy that what I am accustom to, and I happened to walk in when a dollar dance was…

Stopped in on a Tuesday afternoon....first entry and you need several minutes for your eyes to adjust from the sun light to the darkness of Lustys. First off, this place is an absolute dump......and…

Two Dec. EW Visits (Early Week) If the review title got your attention, I have another one for you. If you're an extras seeker or looking for a kiss and tell OTC story, move on. However,…

Club Risque is a diner/truckstop/stripclub mash-up that serves its purpose reasonably well. As a place to chow down it's on par with Waffle House, maybe a notch above. As a strip joint, it's decent, hit…

First things first: $7 Cover, non-alcoholic drinks that I don't care about, $20 lap dances (they touch you, but you may not use your hands...no nudity...low mileage), and privates are like $100 or something. Can't…

Weekday afternoon visit to Upland for some deserved R&R. Had a pass from prior VIP dancing, so got free admission (normally $10 day admission, I believe), bought the $10 drink. Only 6 girls on-site when…

Arrived after 8 on a Thursday This place has basically has a wrap around paved parking lot. It feels relatively safe. Inside there is a the 3 sided bar in the middle of the club. A pool…

This review is based on a few visits that I've made to Wild Zebra over the past few months on Friday and Saturday nights, including my last visit two weeks ago which was after the…

Review Cops: $15 entry + drink, $40 dances, one room with 2 stages, 10 dancers, 50% AA, 1 Asian, the rest white, range 4-8, 75% bolt-on, extras abound in the VIP (playroom). There was…

After spending an hour at Sugar's, I bypassed Perfect 10 and decided to visit the Men's Club, site of many pleasurable encounters over the years. I got there about 12:40pm and there seemed to be…

Was in Austin for meetings and decided to take a sampling of the clubs. Visited Divas, Landing Strip and XTC on this trip. XTC was definitely the least appealing of the three clubs visited. Club…

The Flight Club is probably my favorite club in the US - I can't think of a better one. My last visit was on a Wed Afternoon early December. Spent approx 3 hrs…

I’ve reviewed this club several times. So, I’m going to first give an executive summary of the main point of this review and the bitter details for peer review are further down if you care. I…

I know going on the first of the year was a horrible idea but I had the chance and felt in the mood for some women and after my last trip I felt the club…

I haven't gone to a club in several months, thanks to a lengthy OTC relationship with a stripper who invited me to her home every week. But, a new year made me think I should…

Holiday travels caused me to stop in Greensboro for the night. Ok, I could have stayed somewhere else but I wanted naked ladies up close and personal. SSJ is pretty easy to find, in…

A quick review but interesting for the Sunday customers. Arrived at 4:15, dancer with legs to die for on stage so I stayed, daytime cover waived, got a $3 Corona. The said dancer joined me at…

Got to spend four days at the end of December in Tijuana, the Saturday after Christmas through Tuesday, New Year’s Eve. Maybe not the best time to visit, but as an East Coast resident,…

Got to spend four days at the end of December in Tijuana, the Saturday after Christmas through Tuesday, New Year’s Eve. Maybe not the best time to visit, but as an East Coast resident,…

So went on a Sunday evening. It was probably close to when the evening shift because there were a decent number of girls coming in. Cover was $6 The place is pretty small, as…

Heard that Utah was bad for clubs but based on reviews this seemed to be the best bet. Had drinks before as I knew this was as a dry club. Walked in paired the cover…

It’s Saturday afternoon and I’ve got nothing else better to do. I’ve tried two other clubs (Tattletale and Oasis Goodtime Emporium) the night before and they both suck and not in a good way.…

Got done at the office a little early and thought I would stop in here as I haven't been in for a long time. Only a couple cars in the parking lot so didn't…

Sirens experience varies depending on what day you go. Early in the week it’s laid back and half full at best. Later week it gets fuller and busy. They put up decorations…

I’m not going through the layout it’s been talked about enough. I was out to dinner with some of the boys in Philly last Saturday. Went to Kensington Quarters lots of cocktails and great food…

This review covers two afternoon visits back to back monday and tuesday. Monday I arrived around 2pm and the club was pretty much empty. A couple customers, probably regulars and 5 dancers. 3 of the…

I stopped into the hole twice in one day. I was visiting family and needed a quick break so stopped in for a beer around 5:00pm. There was no cover and the beer cost me…

Walked over from my hotel and used the emailed coupon for entry, the cashier lady did ask how I arrived as I did notice on the coupon it ate not valid if you Uber over…

Stopped back in for a visit on an early Friday evening in the beginning of December. The typical cover of CAD 5 was provided to the door man and in I went. I was on…

Stopped in on a Monday afternoon to kill a couple of hours waiting for a flight out of town. Cover was $10, and of course the door girl was one of the hottest girls in…

Made my bi-monthly visit to Gold Diggers. Tuesdays are 5$ dances all night. Surprisingly it's rarely ever packed when I come. I visited Gold Digger's about 5x in 2019. Seems there's…

Visited on a Saturday night. Paid the $10 cover + $6 drink price and found a comfortable spot on the side in a private booth. After about a half hour a Puerto…

I'm no stranger to Irvington clubs, and visit on occasion and I had been to this one a few times but not in a few months because it's just never been my fave. idk why,…

Skipped work for once and headed to the club, cause I just needed that to feel. That strip club energy for some reason that day. First thing I did was went to the bar to…

Stop by to have a few rounds after work. It was still like it used to be. Things haven’t changed much. Dances on the floor are no touch $10 and $25 “vip” full contact. I…

The club is in the middle of nowhere. Be very careful driving to and from this club, lots of deer running around so keep your eyes wide open and don’t speed. The cell phone reception…

Went to Bogies a few weeks before Christmas. I arrived at 3:30. I thought the Christmas rush might unearth a few exceptional diamonds in the rough. Unfortunately this was not the case…

Decided to go for some after holiday viewing at Cricket. My CF had texted me and said she would be there. I got there before shift change to avoid the cover. I…

First time here on a Sunday afternoon. Breathless is in an industrial part of town, if you turn down the block pretty much everyone knows you're going to a strip club. Plenty of parking and…

I stopped by Partners after a visit to the casino. It's a great nightcap for me. As you enter the club, you will pay the cover. There is no alcohol sold at bar but you…

I went to the Wild Zebra Gentlemen’s Club at 19:15 on a Saturday night. A paved parking lot is behind the building. A security guy was sitting in a car watching over the parking lot.…

I have been hearing about this club for years as a destination spot and I just don't see it. I got there around 12:30 in the afternoon and maybe that was the problem.…

Went for another work trip in SD. Got the chance to go back to adult fantasy land. Crossed over at Ped East, they barely looked at my passport and waived me thru. Walked…

Came in for some dances -- they are $25 per dance here, which is pretty much what I've run into at most of the clubs nearby. They have pretty nice area in the back…

went by Wise Guys to see Ivy today. We talked for a while and negotiated price, at first she played hardball but I threaten to walk out and she came down to what I normally…

I had Fri afternoon off so I figured I'd give the other side of the river from St. Louis one more shot at at least some decent hands-on fun with a decent looking dancer.…

A very young blonde babe who was a real looker scanned and checked IDs in a small lobby as you come in from the well lit parking lot. The heavy set bouncer checked me…

Got there on a Monday afternoon around 3pm. Walked in and grabbed a seat along the wall with the raised VIP seating behind me. It was the Monday before Christmas and I wasn't sure what…

After having a good start at Brass Flamingo it was time to head down the street to Allure. It was pouring when I went into BF but the skies had cleared and the weather was…

I actually visited twice last week. First was Tuesday afternoon, but I left after about 20 minutes of realizing that there wasn't a single dancer there I was interested in. Given the good…

Went back for another Friday/Saturday night combo and brad's. As usual they had the largest selection of women working in the state on Saturday I believe they said they had 39 women working but…

I hadn't been to Fantasies for quite a while, so I figured that it was time to go and check in with my ATF. When I drove into their large, paved, free parking lot…

Lou Turks has been around for ages , but since they renovated the club several years ago this place is much more comfortable . At times parking can be a challenge on a Friday or…

In Chicago Club on a Sunday evening (12/15) about 6:00, after checking into Hotel Cascadas for three nights in a master suite. I was surprised how busy it was for a Sunday before the holidays.…

I went through some of the past reviews but the last one was over 2 years ago. I do see this listed as Presley's Playhouse but the sign says Sugar Shack. Not sure what is…

Location: Cheetah’s is several miles north of downtown and the mission valley area. The drive up (on a Saturday afternoon) was fine. The club is very close to an exit right of RT163. The club…

It's been a month or so since I last visited this club. $9.50 Entry before 7pm, $20 a topless dance, $1 draft beer (dilute as hell)/rum & coke before 9pm, free self-parking, and the ladies…

Late night visit on a Saturday. Had been to 2001 roughly 6 times before this visit. By far this was the busiest I had ever seen the club. $20 entry fee; $6 each time you…

Back to the Millstream after a three month absence. This time was a Thursday lunch time visit. It was not very crowded, maybe five customers. Not much new to report regarding the environment or…

Had some free time and decided to stop by Lusty's while visiting Akron. I arrived around 1:30pm and there were a few customers at the bar. I saw Ivy, Autumn, and a third…

I was Visiting family in Ottawa sometime in the 1st week of December.The last time I visited this bar was in 2011.Still looks the same in terms of infrastructure. Doesnt appear any renovations have been done…

When you look at the ratings that I picked keep in mind that I am hooked on hong kong club and TJ. I was in the Phoenix metro area with the family celebrating a…