Underwhelming

Haven’t been to Battle Creek clubs since college but business brought me to the area. First stop was Heart Beats which is not even worth a review as there was one dancer, a bar tender and two dudes outside smoking pot. Had one beer there and headed to Vegas Strip.

Between construction and Siri having a few beers too it was a little tricky to find. Building is big and beautiful but doesn’t totally stand out from the street because of the industrial-ish area it’s in. Paid $10 cover which the bouncer did not ring into the register, but that’s not my problem. Scanned the room which is MASSIVE. There was probably 12 people there at 10:45 PM. One table of college kids had a corner booth and a handful of dancers hanging around. Then there was a handful of guys scattered around the room.

I picked a spot at the bar. I believe I paid $3.75 for Coors Lite. Not bad for strip club pricing. Hung out and enjoyed the show for a bit since the stage is essentially on the back of the bar.