Reviews

Stopped in on a recent Friday early afternoon, the club is on Sumnytown Pike outside the town of Harleysville PA in a somewhat rural mostly residential area. Plenty of safe parking in…

I visited from 5-8 on Friday. Lot was crowded. $10 parking attendant (2 of them). Security guy in riot gear with 4 extra clips on his belt (pays to be prepared) gave me a thorough…

I haven't been to this club in over a decade. Mainly because when I used to live down here, it was out the way. It's located in a plaza next to a Hooters…

Friday night. $20 cover. Last stop of my Minneapolis strip club tour before work drags me to another city (stay tuned). Layout: As soon as you walk in there’s cocktail tables with stools on the…

Afternoon Party! So totally hit or miss is this place....but when it's on it's really great. On a Monday afternoon this place was hoping with 10 + girls, a small group celebrating something with the…

Lily at Allure "The Power of Attraction" as their site headline says Allure had been my favorite massage place for years (and SRM), but reviewing their current therapists, only two had smaller breasts and a relatively…

It was my first time back here since pre-COVID, but I think I'm going to stick with another club. I had heard some things about the quality of the girls going down hill but I…

Stopped by here on a Monday evening while visiting Boston. Knew the Boston scene wasn't great but my hotel was a block away and decided I really wanted to see some titties, so figured how…

I stopped in on a recent Saturday night at Desire. It may have been the slowest Friday/Saturday night I can ever remember. Seems like people wanted to be elsewhere during the summer, perhaps there were…

First review so please be patient with me. Met a nice guy sitting next to the bar which has an upper and lower devotion with dancers in the middle who suggested I go for a…

Philadelphia is doing a big construction project on I-95 which makes the trip to the Philly Risque a bit of an adventure, but it's right on Columbus Boulevard along the Delaware River. There’s some well-lit parking…

Parking lot had 12 cars, paved and seemed safe. Door fee was after 2nd set of doors. $10 and no ID check. Looks like VIP is to the right as you enter. Bar…

I got there about 1PM which enabled me to avoid the $10 parking charge. I paid the $10 cover and went in. This place has been reviewed so many times that I'm going to…

I arrived around 9:30 on a Tuesday night after winning $400 at a casino. There were not many cars in the lot I was able to parked close to the main entrance. You enter through…

Went in alone last Thursday now that it's wildly publicized that the lunch buffet is back. A lot more crowded than I expected and tried my best to stay out of sight from friends of…

I’ve been to Torpedo’s before, but always after 8pm. This time I went on a Friday around 5pm. The place is on the Main Street in Bound Brook and parking was easy…

After my first visit nine years ago, I finally made it back to Desire. Glad I did. I visited on a Friday afternoon from 1:30-3:30. Parked on the street (for free) before I saw…

My latest review on the bar: This place is my most convenient club. It is close to places I would normally go and the hours suit me. They open at noon and close…

I had been through a few months back and ended up coming back through a couple more times. Layout: There is nothing residential around and the entrance is perpendicular to the road and set back quite…

I recently did a first-time visit to Pleasant Moments, and in my recent review I described my love of dives. I’m traveling through the Northeast, and Bishop’s Corner was another dive I wanted to…

Came through on a Thursday night. $20 cover. They scanned my ID then immediately hit me with “You gotta buy a $15 NA beverage.” Choices: water, energy drink, or soda. No alcohol, no juice, not…

Went to Silk on multiple occasions but Wednesday afternoons were my favorite. Wednesday afternoons not too many people visit the club - a lot of retirees waiting with stacks of dollar bills and celebratory shots…

We don’t come for the drinks, the parking space or the architecture! So I decided to post my list and observations about the one reason we do this. *THE GIRLS* D is days. N is nights. B is…

Tuesday about noon, I had just finished chowing down at a Bob Evans and, facing a 600-mile drive back to Minneapolis, I was bound and determined to just hit the road and go. Well, yeah,…

Place: Bare Elegance is on Imperial Hwy. There is a parking lot but it does charge at night. I visited at 2PM, and didn't have to pay. Once you're inside, you'll see an ATM on…

I officially hate this place. I would have gotten more joy out of just throwing my cash in a fire with the same results. Walking in, $10 at the door. I got in around 130pm.…

After watching the first quarter of Patriots-Washington, I headed on over to the the club. Lots of parking, located between a weed store, couple of gas stations, and a family dollar. Walk into…

While in Atlanta for work I had to see what all the conversation was about. I'm not an Atlanta resident and I never visited the original Follies so I can't compare the two. I got…

Went to the Trap in Doral again. Arrived around 6 PM on a Friday and it was very busy. I was surprised to not have to pay a parling fee as it was later in…

Cafe Atlantis Thursday, About 11 PM - 12:00 AM Friday For details on my interests and ratings, see New Loco and Midway Invader Review. There is an outer corridor with guys at the long tables—might be managers…

Hello boys! It's 1 am and I just got back to the Wynn from Rhino. I called for a limo pick up and confirmed that entry is still free with their limo. I called about…

Kingston, OK. Saturday night. This club doesn't really get reviewed much. Area seems pretty fine. I guess this a place for Oklahomans to hang out on a lake. This strip club is over here,…

I was in town again for meetings, and decided to stop off at my new favorite place. Cheerleaders is a right off of the 95 and across from a Popeyes. Plenty of parking and near…

First time at a club in California. I was in the south bay area for work and I looked up reviews of the clubs that I would be willing to drive to. Nothing stood out…

I have previously reviewed BT, so I will not repeat the basics and will just focus on the new experiences. * I arrived Wednesday night and immediately saw some really stunning girls. Unfortunately, the two I found…

Stopped by on a Friday around 6. Bar is on a steep hill with plenty of street parking on residential street. Walk in with pool table on left with bar running down right side and…

North Dartmouth, MA. Saturday night. I had just seen Rod Stewart at Great Woods and wanted to hit a strip club after. I originally planned hang at Boardroom but I went in there it was…

This club has been my go to club of late. Not just because I happen to be assigned work projects in the area, but because I've had very good dances at this club. Anyways, I…

Stopped by cheerleaders on a Monday night during a work trip to Pittsburgh. There are two parking lots one that is more well lit. That’s the valet side in front of the club but the…

Got here early on Wednesday night. So early I got in before there was a cover charge. Drinks aren’t cheap. There was about 5 dancers when I first got there and only 1 even approached…

Decided to bypass the Two-fer-Tuesday at Cheerleaders and give Totally Naked Tuesday at Oasis a try. This club is in an automall / airport parking lot kind of area by the Philly airport (just down…

Wednesday night. $10 cover to get in. The place is in a prime location surrounded by bars, restaurants, and drunk foot traffic so you’d expect it to be loud and lively. Instead I walked into…

Arrived Tuesday 7ish first time to the club. Walked in and was greeted by the velvet rope and was given the rundown by the attendant. $10 to get in all nude no alcohol $8.50…

Visiting Portland after a very long time and staying in downtown. I'd never been to a club here in Portland previously. So, I decided to lookup what's around and Kit Kat seemed to be the…

Decided to try a massage parlor in Tijuana and this was the closest one to where i was . Walk in and ask for line up paid 40 us dollars for the house . Girls…

I know this review is going to sound a little on the shill-y side, but I’ve published more than 300 TUSCL reviews since 2014, and I always tell it like it is. Bottom line…

The Rainbow / GOGO / Lounge is definitely still open. I stopped in on 9 August, 2025. $15 at the door. 1 drink minimum. There were 6 girls working. The place looks the same as…

Went back after their one month closing. Parked on the street in front of the place. No cover charge. When you walk in there is a Long bar on the right…

I stopped in at Sugars today around 3pm. After entering the building and walking thru the metal detector I was patted down by a male security person. A lady at the desk collected $5 for…

This review can stand for either Saturday night between 8 and 10 and also Sunday night from 2-4, as I had almost identical experiences both nights. The club is in a fairly seedy part of LA,…

Midway Invader Wed early night 8/13/2025 7:15 PM to 8:30 PM Midway Invader has a layout similar to the other three sister clubs. The booths I sit at are in front of the bar…

In the wee hours of the morning, somewhere on my 600-mile drive from Indianapolis to Minneapolis, some stupid, stupid part of my brain urged me to check out as many clubs along the way as…

New Locomotion 8/12/2025 Late Night Porter, which now has direct flights from Phoenix, got me to Toronto about 8 PM. Escaping the 115°F heat in Phoenix, it was only in the 80s in Toronto, but it…

So, It was Friday and the Carolina Panthers held their first pre-season game against the Browns. As you probably could guess, it was not much of a game. I went to see the first…

Place: Reached there by Uber on a Sun night, it was only around 15min drive from UT Austin. Went in and I didn't think the security even looked at my ID, paid the front desk girl…

Swung by Diablas Thursday night. Twenty at the door, parking was a breeze. Inside’s nothing fancy — layout’s awkward, chairs are crap — but that didn’t matter once I spotted her. Mid-20s, Latina, long black…

I decided to visit Paria De Noche in Ensenada while visiting on a cruise. Based on past reviews, I wasn't expecting much. The club is located on a side street about a half block from the…

Okay let’s go ! Wanted to keep the ball rolling and hit one of my comfort clubs. Arrived around 6pm in the afternoon. Multiple patrons along with girls. Saw first shift change so many coming…

First time in MSP, decided to check some SCs, did my research and went here. Place: I arrived here by Uber around 10 pm as I didn't rent a car this time. It was around 20mins from…

Back in my hail grounds and was urging to dig into something hot. Haven’t been to the pantheon in a minute and needed to show love to the Ebony hos. As a mainly daytime monger…

BT is becoming more and more like it was before the remodel. A bit schizophrenic & bipolar, and a lot hit or miss. On the miss side, dancer quality on average is noticeably…

A friend and I were in Lansing on business a few weeks ago. The bartender at our hotel recommended going to Omar’s for a night cap. I thought she was kidding but she insisted that…

Stop #2 on my Minneapolis strip club tour before I head back home and compile my deeply scientific findings for the good of humanity. Tuesday afternoon I rolled into Downtown Cabaret. No cover charge. My…

Boardroom Cabaret which i remember from its Foxy Lady days has become much more Providence than Boston... if you know what i am hinting at. I still have a Foxy Lady brockton christmass 2011 t…

After a work dinner in downtown LA on a Monday night I was in the mood for some fun but didn't feel like driving out to COI. I have seen other reviews of this place…

Was $10 cover on a friday night. Got there probably around 1030 and not a huge crowd probably 75% of the bar seats full. Walk in there is like a some what square shaped bar…

This is going to be a short review for a short visit. I had a late night flight to LA from the east coast and was looking for some quick fun on the way to…

You know, this time of year can really be hit or miss at Phoenix clubs. The girls though are seemingly quite hungry for the cash! First the details. This club is located near downtown, but it…

So. First with the explanation to those around the country. In Seattle, extras are the norm. Veteran dancers provide them. Management looks the other way. So please do not get upset that I give details.…

I used to go to MC all the time, when I lived in the Carolinas. Then I moved away to Miami, and so not been there for past few months. So was very happy to…

Haven't been to a club in a while, and have always wanted to check out this place. I will say it was a pretty good experience. There is a ton of free parking…

Arrived Sunday afternoon around 6.30pm. Heard the reputation about the place and decided to stop by. It seems like someone is moving or it is the food truck kind of blocked the entrance. The guard…

Happend to be in the area, so I wondered in Friday afternoon for a beer. Parking lot across the street was free during the day but $10 in the evening. Club has a very…

Stopped by this past winter and the place was closed, so thought I’d try it again. There were about five cars in the front parking lot, but I went around behind the fence where there…

Been a while since I been to this club, I want to say close to 10 years since my last visit. Came on a Sunday night around 7pm right where the nightshift started. Plenty of…

I stopped in 19th on a Thursday afternoon, since I was in the neighborhood. The club is in a residential area, near a golf course...thus the name. It has a stage inside of the bar…

I've been a regular at criket for longer than i care to remember, but this was one of my best encounters since Linzee moved on to porn. This is a great club for a regular,…

Pandoras is my staple to relax and enjoy some nice company. It used to be dark and laid back. Now, with the bar, it’s a little bright which isn’t great for me. I…

On recent Sunday night I stopped by Sparky’s and was surprised to see how full the parking lot was. I paid about $5 for cover $4 for a beer. After 30 second I…

Apologies ahead for droning on with not a great deal of details Arrived on Friday at 7:30, apparently the Valet and entry fee start at 8:00. The door guy is not rude but not very welcoming,…

I last visited about a year ago but I was back in town so I decided to stop in once again. I went on a Wednesday night. Cover was $8. I was immediately greeted by…

Spoiler alert, I REALLY wanted to have a good time, and I believe this club has so much potential. But it clearly has a management problem because it really couldn't be worse. I love the location…

Came on a Thursday Night around 10PM. Admission was $5 at that time and after an ID check (scanned in a reader) and a pat down I was let into the main area. The place…

I think everyone knows the setup at this place so I’m skipping to my review. Decided to go on Wednesday which is always a good deal if you are willing to visit in the middle…

Local spot. Been gone about a year and haven't been in a while. Was looking for some quick grinds after striking out that day at Knockouts. Was headed over to Midway and this is like…

Hadn't been here in a minute, thought I'd stop by and hope for the best. Tight parking lot, I prefer one of the side spots by the fence separating the club from McDonalds t lessen…

The layout is well covered, but I will take time to complain that the men's room often lacks soap, and has no way to dry your hands. Others suggest using a promo shirt as a…

CLUB: Cheeks has a Royal Farms and a Taco Bell directly across the street from it. Plenty of parking. Walk in to the club and get frisked & pay $10 cover. No ID check today…

This club is very small, unlike the Blaze place down the street from here that has 2 floors. It's hard to get into via car. I'm going to Uber next time. Paid 5 to park…

Ilda’s Place is a small club that is very clean and well-kept. The atmosphere is relaxed with no heavy pressure from staff to constantly buy drinks. The lighting is comfortable and not too dark, making…

QTK… If there’s a true If You Know You Know place in OC, Quan Tri Ky would definitely be it. Imagine going into the closest thing to a bar on Bui Vien Street in HCMC. THAT…

I went to Pussycat Lounge after a long day of work looking to unwind. After looking up some reviews, I figured it would be a good place to get what I was looking for. I…

I came in around 5:00 on a Thursday, there were a few girls milling around, but not one of them was really interested in working yet, sat about 20 mins, and left. I came…

I've always liked the Saturday schedule in late summer (August), when quite often the regular lineup at Boardroom Cabaret offers the irregular lineup. The entertainers on my recent Saturday visit included Xena, Jamie, Adrianna, Mary…

Like a gas station price war, something similar seems to be developing in Northwest Indiana, whether it's a result of this club's rebrand as a Knockouts sports bar, or a seasonal slump influenced by more…

Stopped in to Bottoms Up last Thursday afternoon. There were only two dancers working and one bartender. You go on the door and they buzz you in. The $10 cover is paid…

Was in the area for work and decided to stop by. I do not know what I was expecting, but it was probably the worst strip club experience, if you could call it that, that…

Walked in around 1am. As someone mentioned in another post watch your step when walking in the 2nd door. Bought a beer $8.00. Cute little blond bartender was a lil slow at getting drinks orders…

I started my early afternoon at the Port for some cheap drinks and a bit of eye candy, then ended up here shortly after. Parking was just $2, and I tipped the attendant a buck.…

Decided to finally check out Chicas on a Thursday afternoon around 2:30p. After hearing a lot about it, I already a vision of what to expect and my bar was set pretty low. Based on…